117 Lao Zhang's Detective Class
Although it is said that there is a disguise technique that is good at imitation, and in those years, one set and eight sets can be said to replay the Baolian lantern as soon as it comes to the winter and summer vacations, and it has been replayed for many years, and Yumantang has seen the finished product 860 times that can be imitated vividly.
But first, so many years have passed, and the memory can't be so clear, how much can he imitate? Second, the broadcast picture and the picture at the time of shooting are completely two natures, I don't know how many shots were cut after shooting, how can Yu Mantang imitate it?
What's more, it is Cao Jun who plays the role of agarwood in the finished product in Yu Mantang's memory, if it is okay after Yu Mantang becomes Cao Jun, but if he imitates it bluntly without disguise, it will only be Dong Shi Xiaofeng who generally paints a tiger and does not become an anti-dog!
If you want to change it to someone else, just a performance like Yu Mantang, not to mention the male number one, no one uses him for dead corpses and background walls!
However, Yu Mantang was hand-picked by the big boss, after the Han family's party, Sun Xiuying personally sent Yu Mantang back to the crew, and said bluntly: The entire crew from top to bottom, including the director, screenwriter and even producer, can be changed, but Yu Mantang can't be changed, whoever has an opinion, who will go home and wait for another notice!
Not only are the words of the big boss there, but the director Lao Yu is said to be the most authoritative person during the shooting, this kind of overall situation, even if it is a first-line star, he sees the emperor as a latecomer, and he still scolds a dog for not discussing if he doesn't act well, but Lao Yu has seen Yu Mantang have the ability to exorcise ghosts and spirits before, how can he not have fear and awe of Yu Mantang? In this case, even if Yu Mantang acted the same as Xiang, he didn't even pass a single sentence in three days, which made the crew scattered and rumors, and Lao Yu didn't dare to say anything serious about Yu Mantang.
"Click! Jade Mando! Are you a pig? Yes? Are you a pig? Your father and mother were so smart when they were young, why did they give birth to such a stupid son as you as a pig? How many times have you filmed this paragraph? How many times have you shot it yourself!? ”
Belch...... That one...... What's that, although Lao Yu didn't dare to scold Yu Mantang, but someone dared!
Others are afraid that Yu Mantang will find trouble, they are afraid that Sun Xiuying will wear small shoes or even ban them, and they are worried that they will be haunted by ghosts after offending Yu Mantang, but there is one person who doesn't care about this, let alone scolding, he didn't do it without chasing and killing three streets with a big shovel!
That's right, it's Comrade Pan!
When the ghost couldn't be caught that day, Yu Mantang retreated and asked the female ghost to sing and dance to Xi Xi and others, Wang Siming and Xi Xi, Pan Yang, and Lao Comrade Pan rushed over one after another, and since that day, Comrade Lao Pan has not gone back, seeing this situation, he discussed with Lao Yu, and became the assistant director of the crew, and no one else cared, so he stared at Yu Mantang and freed Lao Yu, the main director.
So there is the scene above!
Seeing Yu Mantang being scolded again, Tutu covered his mouth and laughed, glanced at Yu Mantang with some schadenfreude, and then went to the side to re-touch his makeup, and Yu Mantang also lowered his eyebrows and hurriedly came over to beg for mercy.
This is already a daily drama that the Baolian Lantern crew must stage every day, and everyone is used to it, but some people are seeing it for the first time.
"The surname is jade! Have you been scolded for a day? God has eyes! ”
Yu Mantang turned his head with a dark face: "Lao Zhang, you lack virtue, you!" When you saw your buddy being scolded, you didn't say help, but added fuel to the fire and gloated? Did you visit the class like this? What about your conscience? ”
Zhang Lanxin came to visit the class, and at a glance he saw Yumantang being scolded by Comrade Pan like a bloody dog, and he couldn't help but feel extremely comfortable.
"Conscience? How much does it cost? Get one for buddy! Don't forget to add more gluten! ”
“…… Do you think that's cool skin? ”
However, after such a gag, Lao Pan's anger also disappeared a lot, and he shouted to Director Yu, who was watching the excitement on the side, and the two of them talked about the play to Yu Mantang again, and the rabbit who had finished making up on the side also came over, and after a few words of laughter with Zhang Lanxin, a good sister, he also joined in.
This is basically the daily routine of the Baolian Lantern crew, every day Yumantang will have several bloody experiences of being scolded by Comrade Pan, at first only Lao Pan and Tutu helped him talk about the drama and taught him how to act, and then after slowly getting acquainted with it, Director Yu gradually let go of his jealousy and taboo towards Yumantang and began to tell him about the play.
Up to now, every time Yu Mantang is scolded, all the people are not shy about watching the excitement on the side, and after Comrade Pan has scolded, the people who play opposite him and several other people who are also starring will come over and follow him to help him talk about the play, teach him how to act, and then play with Yu Mantang over and over again to let him find his feelings.
Although a little tired, but the person who can make the director dare not scold, after making friends, it must be an extremely important connection for them, and although Yumantang is hard enough backstage, he is not arrogant and indifferent to them, but is very humble and accepting, and his learning attitude is very good and positive, so he slowly gets along with the six or seven leading actors who play Yang Jian, Chang'e and others.
"Lao Zhang, why do you have time to visit your buddy's class today? Conscience blows? ”
Seeing that Lao Zhang came to visit the class, and the time was also noon, Lao Yu announced that the whole crew would rest for two hours.
"Hehe, I haven't seen you for so long, I can rest assured to see that you are still so thick-skinned, after all, if you look like a bear, if you don't have such a two-skinned face, you won't have the courage to live in this world!"
Who Cheng thought that Lao Zhang said twice, pulled a very stiff smile, and then didn't care about other people on the side, and directly started the daily bar raising with Yu Mantang.
"Brother is not so big because of his two-skinned face, you know, brother is a person who wants self-esteem and face, and he also wanted to take himself away like this and not add shame to this world! The more than 300 meters high tower of the Dragon Tower was the first tallest steel tower in Asia just built that year, Godu climbed to more than 280 meters, more than 30 degrees below zero in the month of wax, the northwest wind blew like a knife 'whoosh', I let go of a hand at that time, and then I bowed my head to look at the world for the last time to do a goodbye, but the goodbye was not done, turn around I am not confident and down? ”
As soon as Lao Zhang heard that Yu Mantang was coming down again, he immediately hated that iron was not made of steel, so he gave him a moment: "You said that you are not angry, you have climbed so high, why are you coming down again?" You see that you are now affecting the appearance of the city, living and polluting the air, and if you kick your legs tomorrow, you will have to waste land, how good would it be for you to jump down at that time? There is no need to collect the body when jumping down for more than 280 meters, and it will be clean with a water hose! ”
Yu Mantang was not angry at all, but slapped his leg: "Isn't that what you said!" That's what I was going to do! But then, didn't I look down and see you when I was about to jump? When I see that everyone who grows up like you is still alive, what reason do I have to die! To tell you the truth, Lao Zhang, thank you, thank you for giving me the courage to live back then! ”
Lao Zhang was silent for a moment, staring at Yu Mantang with a black face, and then roared: "The surname is Yu!" Labor and management will kill you! ”
Seeing that the-for-tat did not give in at all, and in the end even became the two of them who were full of martial arts, Tutu on the side bent over with a smile, if it weren't for Lin Xiangping and Yan Jichen on the side, that is, the people who played Lilac and Chang'e, who helped Tutu, Tutu would have fallen to the ground happily at this time.
And although these two are not young, they are both very well-maintained, and the big beauties are also being raised by the two of them, and they can't keep their mouths together.
"I said you two are finished? Why is this? What about singing two-person turns? Do you still think that I am a jumper? ”
There are girls around Yumantang that Comrade Pan doesn't like the most, even if they are embarrassed, or in other words, as long as the girls around Yumantang are not Pan Yang, Comrade Pan will not be happy as long as he sees it!
"Tell me, Lao Zhang, what the hell is going on?"
After some fighting, Yu Mantang asked her what it was about her coming to find her.
Visiting a class? If Yu Mantang remembers correctly, when she called a few days ago, she also said that she recently received a movie invitation from her eldest brother Chen Long, and it is estimated that she may not be able to return to China in half a year, so why did she have the time to visit the class in less than two days?
"I remember going home a few days ago and seeing Sister Yangyang helping you incense the ancestors and gods in the Fengshen Hall, in addition to the ones I saw when I left before, how could I see several different four-elephant magic weapons?"
Yu Mantang glanced at her: "There is something to say, there is a fart to hold!" “
Your uncle!
Lao Zhang punched him hard: "Didn't I receive a movie invitation from my eldest brother before?" The day before yesterday, I was going to hold a start-up ceremony, but at that time, the eldest brother suddenly remembered that something had happened here before, and then found you, the master, to solve it smoothly, so he called Director Yu, and wanted Director Yu to introduce you, a master with real skills, to him and help him preside over the start-up ceremony. ”
Yu Mantang raised his eyebrows: "So I sent you to invite this real person to come out?" ”
Lao Zhang looked at Yu Mantang's stinky fart, and rolled his eyes a little speechlessly, but still nodded, after all, this was indeed her intention.
Yu Mantang snorted in a pretentious manner: "Joke! This kind of trivial thing still uses real people to go out? ”
Then he directly took out the phone and dialed Pan Yang, who was alone at home at this time: "Hey! Sister, you go to Fengshen Hall, put the small Xuanwu seal, yes, it is the small Xuanwu seal that is entwined with turtles and snakes, you put this Xuanwu seal in the middle of the four elephant seals of the four gossip bases, and after a while, Lao Zhang will go back and give them incense until dawn tomorrow, you see if the incense candles are enough. ”
After a while, Yu Mantang hung up the phone, turned his head to the puzzled old Zhang and said: "Okay, you go home now, remember to bathe and change clothes after you go back, and then you go to the Fengshen Hall, and the five four elephant seals that I told me are the four big seals engraved with gossip on the base, and the Xuanwu seal with a small turtle and snake entwined in the middle." Seal incense on these five four elephants, and it can't be broken, one stick at a time, three sticks per stick, and continue to serve incense when there is still one-third left, don't replace it, but keep adding it until dawn tomorrow morning, when you take away the Xuanwu seal that is entwined with turtles and snakes. This Xuanwu Seal is a blessing seal specially used to suppress the dojo, the fierce place or the house, the shop, etc., as long as the Xuanwu Seal is there, it has the same effect as my own presence. ”
The next one continues to cross!
(End of chapter)