Chapter 255: Aliens and Ass Worms

"Fuck off! Why do you keep following me? Yun Feng turned around and kicked the self-driving e-bike lane behind him.

"Fellow Daoist, we are destined!" The subwoofer on the e-bike makes a dull mechanical sound.

"Daoyou, your sister! You're an alien or an iron bump, and you have a fart qualification to call a friend! Yun Feng flew up and kicked the electric bicycle dozens of meters away.

"Comrade, you are naked racist, be careful that I will sue you at the United Nations! What happened to me aliens? Is it wrong for me to be stronger? I'm 、、、、、、 hey, hey! Don't go! Comrade, we have to make things clear! As he spoke, he found that Yun Feng appeared a hundred meters away in a flash, and hurriedly followed with a throttle.

Looking at Mo Ji Yunfeng, whose speed had soared to two hundred and fifty yards and rolling up a puff of wolf smoke, he really felt helpless, and now it had been two days since he met Mo Ji, and in these two days, this alien robot who likes paleontology could be regarded as entangled with him.

Yun Feng is now one-half of his primary body, and in terms of strength, he doesn't say that he ignores everything on Earth (after all, the devil knows what big killers those big countries hid), but if he wants to ignore the vast majority, he still has the qualifications.

Of course, Yun Feng will not be stupidly afraid that he will swallow his anger because the country throws nuclear bombs and other weapons of mass destruction on him, but he still has to have the size that should be there, otherwise he will not leave a thunder sword in the capital, just to show a little kindness, let everyone be good, hello, I am good!

It's far away, although Yun Feng should probably be invincible in terms of individuals, but who let Mo Ji not be an earthling!

So in two days, Yun Feng dumped this goods no less than ten times in total, and then it didn't take long for this goods to appear in front of him again.

"Mr. Yun, I have to warn you that drag racing is very dangerous! You're already over 350 yards fast, and if you get caught by the police, you'll be detained! The little electric mill next to Yun Feng, who was not much slower than Yun Feng, began to talk cheaply again.

To say that this grinding, there are no other shortcomings except for being cheap, talking a lot, and easy to deviate, but it is precisely because of these shortcomings of this product that Yun Feng wants to expose it more than once and throw this product into the sun to dry.

Yun Feng is not young now, although he has not suffered any major setbacks, but all kinds of characters have also seen it, and Yun Feng has not encountered a person with a lot of cheap words, but who dared to make a mistake in front of him in the original situation, he definitely has N ways to train, but now it is not possible.

Unless Yun Feng chooses to expose and abandon the Starry Sky Universe now, he will have to endure this for a while.

For example, although Yun Feng is very fast now, in fact, it is impossible for ordinary people to find him, and Mo Ji this goods, after all, he is a robot from an alien planet, not only Pi Shi boasted that he would not fade after a few nuclear bombs (bastard nuclear bombs will not fade, you will be drenched in acid rain to maintain a yarn!) It also comes with a fairly horizontal detection system and stealth system, and now to outsiders, it is a strange sight of wolf smoke rising out of thin air and rolling forward.

"Brother, where are you going?" After muttering for a long time, when Yun Feng finally stopped at a long intersection, Mo Ji remembered and asked.

"Into Tibet! It is said that the living Buddha there should be a master. Yun Feng said.

"Impossible! You're reading novels! There I'm cooked! I may admit that the Living Buddha Dharma is powerful, but it is absolutely impossible to be a master! I think back then、、、、、、, hey, hey, brother, this is a historical fact, why don't you listen to it? As soon as Mo Ji spoke, he really began to brag again, but Yun Feng had already experienced in dealing with this trick, and took out a mobile phone from his pocket, and walked along the kilometer towards Tibet while dialing the phone.

"Hey, are you going to start?" Inside the dragon gate, Ma Lanlan looked nervously at the number displayed on the mobile phone, a little hesitant and apprehensive, and finally when the phone rang for the third time, she still bit her lip and pressed the connect button.

"Well, I'm walking towards Tibet now, so come over right away." Yun Feng said on the other side of the phone.

"Okay, I'll book my ticket right away." Ma Lanlan touched the silver necklace around her neck, and her eyes finally became firm.

The necklace around Ma Lanlan's neck is very strange, and there is a small silver box hanging on the silver chain, for Ma Lanlan, this small box can be said to be the second major change in her life in addition to the awakening of her ability.

The matter probably dates back to five days ago, Ma Lanlan was on duty to protect the palace, which is the place where the thunder sword is stored, although the thunder sword does not need to be guarded by anyone at all, but the high-level said that this is an attitude, so on duty, it will be on duty anyway, and it will sleep.

Who knew that Ma Lanlan had just arrived at the Protector Palace, and Yun Feng suddenly projected it to Ma Lanlan through the Thunder Sword, and said that if Ma Lanlan was willing to be Yun Feng's maid for ten years, Yun Feng would give Ma Lanlan a treasure no less than the Thunder Sword, and he promised to give it to the spot!

What is Thunder Sword? Protector artifact! In the face of such a treasure, what is it to be a maid for ten years? Ma Lanlan struggled for a moment and was corroded by the baby, and then Ma Lanlan had this small silver box on her body.

"Isn't it just ten years! It's just that why don't others look for me in this Yunfeng? This is Ma Lanlan's biggest doubt these days.

"Could it be that I have taken a fancy to my sister and want to let my sister warm the bed?" Ma Lanlan's face showed a hint of crimson, in her opinion this was the most likely reason, "Alas, sometimes it's a mistake to be too charming!" After sighing at this extremely narcissistic sentence, Ma Lanlan pulled the luggage that had already been packed and got up and rushed to the airport.

、、、、、、

"Comrade Yunfeng, I'm not blowing with you, it's right there, yes, it's the reverse I mean, I dug up a fossil of an ancient Tyrannosaurus rex, hehe, that fossil is still the largest Tyrannosaurus rex fossil in the world." Because he had to wait for Ma Lanlan, Yun Feng simply stopped halfway to look at the scenery of this Tibetan land, and sure enough, as soon as he stopped grinding this goods, he couldn't help but start bragging.

"Don't you just dig up a dinosaur fossil, you alien say this proud fart!" Yun Feng sneered when he couldn't get used to the grinding look.

"Humph! You're jealous, I'm contributing to your earthlings' paleontological research, you know a fart! Fart! Yes! Yes! 、、、、、、、" A perfect parabola, Mo Ji flew into the sky again.

"Yunfeng, I warn you! If you dare to fly me again, I'm going to go crazy! Don't forget I'm an alien! After coming back, Mo Ji changed himself into a scarlet electronic eye color, and yelled at Yun Feng hideously.

"You're biao!" Yun Feng lay on the ground and looked at the sky close to the evening and answered slowly, some people said that Tibet is the closest place to the sky, and in Yun Feng's opinion, the sky here is indeed very pure.

"Be careful that I destroy the Earth!" Mo said fiercely.

"Destroy it! None of the Autobots have destroyed the earth, just rely on you an electric bicycle? Although Yun Feng didn't say it explicitly, his disdain was overflowing.

"I, I, I, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE E-BIKE? I am energy saving and environmental protection, I am proud! Mo Ji suddenly said proudly, but only one sentence was obviously not in line with his habits, so he added: "If it weren't for the efforts of environmental protection people like me, sooner or later, your earth would be ruined by earthlings like you!" ”

"Well, well, it's time for your alien friend to save the planet." Yun Feng said casually, does he still need an alien boy to save the earth? What a joke! (To be continued.) )