Chapter 6: The Innocent Medicine King
Isn't the King of Medicine innocent?
He really didn't treat the "disease" of the white queen!
When the Great Xiangguo Temple came to invite, he happily recited the "Shuangshu Hug the Moon" of the abbot of Kongming, and heard the little monk say that the patient's illness was very troublesome, and he was even more overjoyed, and waved his hand: "The old man is not afraid of trouble." But the abbot knows my rules, and the consultation fee..."
The little monk nodded again and again: "The abbot said it, he understands." Shuangshu hugs the moon. ”
The king of medicine has been with medicinal herbs all his life, not only is he not tired, but he is also fond of collecting all kinds of exotic flowers and plants, and if he wants to cure diseases and save people, he needs to prepare flowers and plants that suit his heart. Of course, the rest of the people in the Medicine King Valley are still cannibals, and there is a detailed list, ranking the various diseases in order of severity, and the corresponding consultation fees and types of flowers and plants are clearly listed.
Hearing Shuangshu hugging the moon, the medicine king stroked his beard with satisfaction, and followed the little monk to the Great Xiangguo Temple.
Seeing the poisoned white queen, the medicine king greeted the eighteen generations of the ancestors of the great monk Kongming. Who else can poison the White Queen in this world except those two?!
The poison in the white queen is called "cicada resentment", which is to take a kind of frost-resistant cicada called "frozen squeak" in the north, gather in a mud pot, pour ice water, freeze into an ice lump and then slowly bake it over a simmer, the ice melts, and when the cicada body is exposed, it is then poured into ice water to freeze and baked again. Under the alternating torture of freezing and roasting, "Frozen Squeak" spits out a yellow liquid from its mouth. After repeating 7749 times, the ice water is replaced by the yellow liquid, at this time, take out the yellow ice cicada, put it in a warm inner room, wait for the ice to melt on its own, the cicada wrapped in the center still needs to be alive, gently squeeze its abdomen, if you squeeze out three colorless and odorless droplets, it is done.
The production of "cicada resentment" is extremely difficult, and the heat is not light, and it is not heavy. In the forty-nine alternating cold and summer periods, as long as one cicada dies, it will not be successful.
The three drops of venom condensed the poison of a thousand cicadas, and the recipient was like falling into an ice cave during the day, and like being burned by fire at night, and it would take 49 days to die in agony. When he died, his body was like scorched ice slag, and there was no good piece of flesh and skin.
The king of medicine can't solve the "cicada resentment". Even if he could solve it, he didn't dare to solve it, not to mention that he really couldn't solve it. There are three unexplained poisons in the world, and cicada resentment is the top of the list.
So he said, "You can cure the disease, but you can't cure the life." The noble man is not a disease, life and death depend on the sky. ”
With that, he arched his hand and fled back to the Medicine King Valley.
Then he waited for the mourning.
Who knew that the white queen turned out to be better later.
The news was personally delivered to the Medicine King Valley by the great monk Kongming, and he also sent the "Shuangshu Hug Moon" together.
The king of medicine has lived a handful of years, and he has long been a human essence. It was only after half a turn of his eyes that he realized that he couldn't speak. In this world, who is the first in terms of medical skills? Of course, it's the king of medicine. Yaowang saw Bai Hou, and Bai Hou was cured. Didn't you rule it or whom? can poison the white queen, which one can he afford to offend?
He looked at the "Shuangshu hugging the moon", and once again greeted the relatives of the great monk Kongming, and even scolded the "cut off children and grandchildren". He forgot that he had boasted in front of the great monk, saying that there was no disease in the world that he could not cure.
The Medicine King escaped from the Medicine King Valley with this treasure on his front foot, and the back foot was on fire, and the Medicine King Valley was burned to the ground. Take a little slower, and your ass will be on fire.
Since then, he has been incognito, quietly dormant in a dark place under the lamp.
The medicine king was staring at the bamboo building opposite at this time, and Yu smoothed over the "Shuangshu Hug Moon" that was wilting because it was not taken care of, and all kinds of tastes came to his heart.
Collected the treasure of half a lifetime... And the dozen or so agreeable little medicine boys... That's it, life is still there, stronger than anything else.
Although the days are harder now, fortunately, they are unrestrained, especially when they can climb the women's building in the middle of the night, and they dare not refuse him... It's beautiful when you think about it.
Except for Huang Xian'er! kicked him out again and again, and shouted so that everyone knew it, and others didn't dare to show it in front of him, but he didn't know how to laugh behind his back!
He looked at the bamboo building opposite, Xiao Lang Hoof stayed again tonight, and the window was not closed, and the two figures twisted the heart of the medicine king. Why does she love little white faces? In addition to being able to see the little white face, what else is good, Ming'er is putting on a stinky face that has not eaten enough. Every time it's like this, and every time it's just these young chickens upstairs.
Listening to her dissatisfied moan, the Medicine King's heart was about to burn, and he couldn't wait to fly into the window to teach Huang Xian'er to be a man for the little white face.
The other party is Huang Xian'er, the sister of Huang Da's family, and the medicine king does not dare to use force.
Morning and evening... Morning and evening... He gritted his teeth and slammed the window to sleep.
In the quiet night, the sound of cicadas is even more harsh.
There was another place where it was not quiet this night.
Bang Yue and Su Wen were drunk for seven or eight minutes, Su Wen was not so particular, climbed to the branch of the tree and wrapped his limbs around the trunk, and Meimei fell asleep, like a big otter.
Bang Yue soaked in the vat, woke up in a daze for a while, reflected the flowers and water to know her habits, one was cooking in the small kitchen, and the other was adding water to her.
In a trance, I heard Yinghua shouting in a panic: "Uncle! ”
Bang Yue laughed and scolded drunkly: "Which aunt?!" Little Hoof wants men to go crazy. ”
I heard a cough behind me. Bang Yue woke up for three minutes with a spirit wine, and quickly shrank her body down, only her eyes and nose floated on the water, and she secretly screamed in her heart that fortunately, Yinghua had to be sprinkled with petals in this bucket, otherwise wouldn't it be looked at?
Shen Chen was extremely displeased. Although I am dissatisfied with this marriage, after all, I am the daughter-in-law who married home, so I can see what it looks like? Last night, Su Xiaoke was entangled and irritable, and she just wanted to stay in the study tonight, she didn't let him live in peace, and made the maid to the study to stare at him every moment, arousing his nameless anger, and simply ordered the maid to kneel, and he sent the ghost to touch the jade Zhai of Bangyue.
When I entered the house, no one came to serve, and I was even more dissatisfied, and I smelled the smell of wine in the house, and my belly was so angry that I swelled up, and I looked for the sound of water with a cold face and went straight into the water room.
Just as I was about to have a seizure, I suddenly saw the maid who added water to look very standard. The dowry maid has always been a sex passer by default... Shen Chen's mind turned, Qin Bangyue knew that she didn't look good, if she was interested in lifting this pretty girl... Jasper Zhai also came. Thinking like this, most of the nameless anger in her heart was gone, a pair of peach blossom eyes couldn't help but glance at Yinghua, seeing that she was a little struggling to pick up a small bucket and pour hot water into the bathtub, the tip of her nose was dripping with bright sweat droplets, and she couldn't help but feel distressed and reached out to grab the small bucket, which provoked Yinghua to exclaim.
The beauty is like a deer, and Shen Chen is even more in a good mood, since she knows him, she must have peeked a lot when she visited the church, and this matter is estimated to be smooth.
Xiao thought about Yinghua, and then looked at the back of Qin Bangyue's head on the side of the barrel. The heart said to fool the bride first, and don't frighten her now.
I was about to exit the water room, and suddenly I heard her lazily laughing and scolding the maid, and the voice was really inexhaustible.
Shen Chen's mind was dazed, she didn't pay attention to what she said, she only listened to the three words "miss a man", an evil fire in her chest and abdomen couldn't stop burning, and her heart pounded and her ribs hurt.
He couldn't help coughing, only let out a sound, felt that something was wrong, and held back. For the first time in two lives, he was provoked by a sentence to others.
The man in the bucket was startled, and the whole thing slipped into the water, only to turn a pair of eyes. I couldn't see it clearly through the dense water vapor, but when I saw that the eyes were black and clear, and I was radiant and colorful, I just glanced at it, and Shen Chen was stunned and didn't know what day it was.
Why is there such an inexplicable familiarity? Is it the so-called destined!
"Uncle! You go back to your room for tea first! Yinghua said hurriedly, reaching out to take back the small wooden barrel, and calling in a loud voice, "Zhaoshui, Mother Yang, serve my uncle." ”
Shen Chen knew that something was wrong, so he hurriedly took a long look and exited the water room.
Bang Yue looked at him coldly and was a little embarrassed, and said in her heart that he was really born very well, a jade-like son, with a graceful demeanor, even if he was embarrassed, he was also in retreat. If you don't know the inside, you will marry such a romantic person at first glance, and you can't guarantee that you won't lose your mind and really fall in love.
It's just that his scheming is too deep. I only gave myself a deadly poison last night, and today I can pretend to be nothing. Winner! A well-deserved actor!
I thought he was just a despicable villain...... Bang Yue put away her contempt, poured down the two bowls of sobering soup, and steamed a layer of sweat, and then slowly got up and got dressed.
When he entered the inner room, he saw Shen Chen looking restless, and when he heard the sound of lifting the curtain, he turned his head hurriedly, and a pair of peach blossom eyes seemed to swallow Bang Yue whole.
When he saw Bang Yue's appearance clearly, he couldn't wait to spit her out of his eyes immediately.
I couldn't hide my disappointment and frustration.
Hey? Bang Yue was surprised. What does he think the ugly girl who is famous in the capital looks like? What kind of hope is lost?
"The ...... who should have come over yesterday" is the line he just thought of. Before the words came out, I saw Bang Yue's sallow face, and a sense of anger rose in my chest, and I couldn't stop it, so I paused and scolded: "Didn't the grandmothers teach you the rules?!" Smelling the smell of wine in this room, do you have the appearance of a little grandmother? I'll go back tomorrow, just reflect on it over there, and come back after I think clearly! ”
In one go, I found that I had said all the words, and if I added a few words, it would be a bit more beautiful. Seeing that Bang Yue's face was expressionless, he didn't come to beg for mercy to give him a step down, so he had to force his sleeves away.
Out of the yard, he was a little annoyed, what was he angry about? Didn't you already know that she was ugly? Why did you get so angry when you saw that declining face? It's all to blame for this Qin Bangyue, hiding her head and tail and shrinking in the water to tempt herself, it's really ugly! Thinking that the coquettish anger that confused his mind came from the mouth of such an ugly person, Shen Chen was disgusted again and again, and scolded Qin Bangyue for being shameless, and dared to openly declare such words, it was shameless!
This also can't complain about Shen Chen, as the saying goes, one handsome covers a hundred ugliness. It's good-looking, and it's called amorous when you talk like that, and it's ugly... Being ugly is a sin in itself.
For example, the flirting of handsome guys is called flirting, and the flirting of ugly men is called harassment.
Shen Chen hurriedly got out of the jade zhai, gritted his teeth and swore that unless Prime Minister Lao Tzu put a knife on his neck, he would not take her back! Pretty little maid... I don't want a pretty little girl!
Fortunately, this day and age are not monogamous! If you are still guarding the backwater of your husband and wife like in your previous life... Those days are really not human! Zhang Yuan... Thinking of this distant name, Shen Chen's heart suddenly brightened - no wonder he was so angry, Qin Bangyue's drooping appearance was really like the wife in his previous life! The corners of his eyes and mouth drooped downward, with an old and bitter look. Thinking of marrying such a wife again, my heart is even more depressed, and when I am bored, I miss Qiubai.
Autumn White ...... Only she can bring him comfort and let him free his body and mind. Although Su Xiaoke looks like her, her temperament is too far away, and after the exam, she will take the time to walk around to find a few spicy concubines to come back. He raised his hand to touch his face, with such a face and family background, what woman didn't want to be caught?