Chapter 121: The Pit Man
"That's bad news!"
Bucky couldn't help but speed up his pace, and in less than half a minute, he had narrowed the distance between himself and the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast to within a hundred meters. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, before Bucky could attack, a series of violent explosions occurred at the location of the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast in front of him, and the billowing smoke immediately obscured Bucky's vision.
Coming to a halt, Bucky didn't rush into the smoke from the explosion, but muttered to himself, "Someone is attacking this Dark Nine-Eyed Beast, is it the local garrison that has arrived?" ”
However, Bucky quickly reversed his suspicions, it was early morning in Karma Taj, but in Greenwich, it was past three o'clock in the night, and the garrison could not have arrived so quickly.
The barrage of explosions finally died down, and Bucky heard a burst of gunfire coming from the smoke, accompanied by what seemed to be a shout of madness.
"Big ugly guy, your presence is definitely insulting the word ugly! Therefore, your Uncle Deadpool sentenced you to death, and all the guys who are uglier than me, need to be sentenced to death! ”
This familiar voice, familiar tone, and familiar self-professe, who is it not Bucky's friend Deadpool Wade Wilson!
"Why is this guy in Greenwich?"
Although Bucky has always had a bad taste for seeing Wade seriously injured, and if Wade is allowed to fight this big guy, the probability of being seriously injured is definitely more than 90%, but now is obviously not a good time, everything must be done first, and with Wade's help, it should be easier to take out this dark nine-eyed beast.
Bucky took a step forward and was about to rush into the smoke when the king caught up, and Bucky chased the Dark Nine-Eyed with all his might, throwing him out of a long distance in one fell swoop.
"Mr. Barnes, what's going on, it looks like someone is fighting the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast."
Bucky nodded, smiled and said, "I met an old acquaintance in a foreign country, and it was a friend of mine who fought with this big guy, and we have helpers." ”
With that, Bucky rushed in the direction of the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast.
"Oh God! I don't believe you much, but allow me to use you as a modality when I can't express my feelings. Not only is this big guy ugly, but its feet are so stinky, where the hell are you from, and there's a shortage of water over there? Can you please wash your feet first and then come over and make trouble! Or are you using a biological weapon, it's terrible...... Ah......h
Before Bucky and the king could approach the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast, they saw a figure fly out of the smoke quickly, flying more than thirty meters, rolling on the ground several times before stopping in front of Bucky.
Wade was now lying on the ground in a very ashamed position, with his head down and his ass on top, letting out a moan of ecstasy, and instead of quickly getting up from the ground, he said to himself: "This position seems to be good, find a chance to try it with Vanessa." ”
"Ahem!"
Bucky, who had heard Wade's obscene self-talk clearly, had to cough heavily, which allowed Wade to discover his existence.
"Bucky? Bro, my head was hit by a big monster, isn't Bucky missing, how could he be here! ”
"You've got a problem with your head! Idiot Wade! ”
A grunt got up from the ground, and Wade first rubbed his eyes, as if that wasn't enough to see the truth, and pulled off his hood and put his avocado-like head in front of Bucky, who looked at him carefully.
"Please, put your avocados away, it's disgusting to look at!" Bucky took a step back, fanned his nose with one hand, and said in disgust, "And man, you haven't taken a shower in a few days, what does it smell like!" ”
"Bucky, I want to kill you!"
Ignoring Bucky's teasing, Wade opened his arms and wanted to give Bucky a hug that symbolized pure friendship, but the strange fishy smell on his body made it difficult for Bucky to accept, and he kicked Wade who was leaning up into a rolling gourd.
Wade was kicked into a rolling gourd, and Wade was not angry at all, and he got up and asked Bucky, "Man, where did you go after you disappeared, why didn't you come back and don't tell me!" ”
"Didn't I tell you?" Bucky pretended to be pondering, and then suddenly realized: "I called Xavier Academy, and Vanessa was there at the time, and she seemed to say that you had taken a mysterious mission, and you couldn't be contacted, and you won't even be home for Christmas. Oh yes, Vanessa also said that when you get home, she will tie you up and put you in a rat hole in the sewer so that you will become food that the rats will never eat. ”
Of course, the last sentence was made up by Bucky, and Vanessa, although angry, did not say such vicious words. Looking at Wade's two trembling appearances, Bucky felt the joy of the success of the prank, and for some reason, when he was with Wade, Bucky always wanted to play tricks on him.
"Deadpool! Coward Deadpool, where are you bastard? Don't tell me you've escaped, I'll despise you and despise you for a hundred years! ”
Just as Bucky and Wade were catching up, another familiar voice came from the direction of the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast, and then, a figure, while running towards Bucky's side, also took out an arrow from behind and shot it towards the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast. With a bang, the arrow shot at the Dark Nine-Eyed exploded, causing a large cloud of black smoke.
The man who came was Hawkeye Clint Patton.
Bucky glanced at Wade suspiciously, when did this guy get involved with S.H.I.E.L.D. again, it seems that the mysterious mission that Vanessa once said is most likely the mission of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Hawkeye shot several blasting arrows quickly, ran in front of Wade, pointed at Wade's nose and was about to scold, but before the curse could be spoken, Hawkeye found Bucky standing next to Wade, and the finger that was originally pointing at Wade's nose immediately pointed at Bucky, and asked in surprise: "Old man, why are you here?" I heard Wade say you're missing! ”
After being surprised, Hawkeye didn't wait for Bucky's answer, and pointed at Wade again and asked, "You bastard, do you know that you almost killed me!" If it weren't for the sudden arrival of a bald uncle, I would have been eaten by that monster! ”
A bald uncle?
Bucky looked around and saw that the king, who was still beside him just now, was gone, and there was also a sound of battle from the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast, and the king was already fighting the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast.
"Alright guys, that's the end of the reminiscence, we need to get rid of this monster or we'll be in big trouble!"
With that, Bucky took the lead and rushed into the battle group between the king and the dark nine-eyed beast, jumped on the back of the dark nine-eyed beast, and began to try to destroy the sturdiness-looking back armor.
Wade and Hawkeye were not idle, and launched attacks on the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast.
Hawkeye's tactics are rather obscene, hiding in a hidden place, and occasionally shooting a blasting arrow at the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast, or trying to blind the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast's nine eyes located directly in front of its head, connecting the city.
In comparison, Wade's fighting style is even more strange, Wade seems to be competing with the four thick and powerful legs of the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast, one will use a gun, the other will use a knife, while scolding the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast's feet smelly, while not letting go of any opportunity to attack the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast's feet.
I don't know if the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast was fed up with Wade's words, or if it was fed up with the constant harassment on its limbs, like a fish's tail, the tail with fins was slammed on Wade's body, like playing tennis, and Vedder was pumped twenty or thirty meters high, and fell the hard back armor of the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast.
Bucky was taken aback, and secretly said that this Wade was really careless, he only has superhuman self-healing ability, but his own defense ability is not strong, this time I am afraid that Wade will temporarily lose his combat effectiveness, and hurriedly ran to Wade's side, wanting to take him away from the battlefield first.
It's just that what Bucky didn't expect was that before he could get to Wade's side, Wade himself stood up slowly, shook his somewhat dizzy head, took out two pistols and shot all the bullets at the back armor of the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast.
"Are you alright?" Bucky asked curiously.
Looking at Bucky's puzzled look, Wade was very proud, straightened his chest and said, "Of course it's okay, I'm Deadpool, the only Deadpool, how could I be hurt by such a small monster!" ”
Giving Wade a suspicious look, Bucky then asked, "I remember that the giant rat just whipped someone with its tail, and the bones of someone's body were broken. ”
"That's ...... It was an accident! Wade said with some weakness: "And I will improve!" Shibetsu 3...... In March, when you look at each other, do you know this truth? ”
"It's three days!"
"Yes, it's three days, Shibei three days, you should be impressed!"
The more Wade explained, the more suspicious Bucky looked at him, and finally, Wade finally couldn't stand this suspicious gaze anymore, and said frankly: "It's my new uniform!" Fury made me a new uniform, you see, isn't it cool! Not only is it cool, but it is bulletproof, anti-corrosion, and has a good shock absorption effect! ”
Bucky asked suspiciously, "Fury?" Nick Fury? When did you have such a good relationship with S.H.I.E.L.D.? Uniforms are free? ”
"Of course it's free, but my charm can conquer the world!" Wade said proudly: "Not only is the uniform free, Fury also helped me find a job, with a monthly salary of 10,000 US dollars, which is much higher than the school where Vanessa is slamming!" ”
Bucky's face darkened, and he secretly scolded Wade for being an idiot, and he was bought for 10,000 dollars, and he was so happy!
However, looking at the uniform on Wade's body, after such a fierce battle, the uniform was not damaged at all, and it seems that S.H.I.E.L.D. has mastered a good technique.
"You said the uniform is corrosion-resistant?" Bucky asked.
Wade nodded triumphantly, indicating that Bucky had heard correctly.
“ok! Man, I now have a very viable way to destroy this monster, I need your cooperation, destroy it, you are the hero, I will suggest Nick Fury give you a raise! With that, Bucky grabbed Wade and jumped off the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast's back, circling right in front of it.
Looking at the roaring Dark Nine-Eyed Beast not far away, Wade swallowed his saliva and said to Bucky, "Why do I feel like you're going to trap me!" Are you sure you've used this method and it works? ”
"Don't worry, it definitely works, I've killed a monster bigger than this guy this way."
After saying that, Bucky grabbed Wade with both hands, and his whole body power burst out, and he threw Wade towards the open blood basin of the dark nine-eyed beast in an instant.
"Ah...... Bucky, I hate ......"
Before the last word "you" could be spoken, Wade disappeared into the mouth of the Dark Nine-Eyed Beast. (To be continued.) )