Chapter Fifty-Eight: Pippixia's Strange Parents
In the living space of the Pi family couple, in addition to the blue sky, blue sea and white beach, green forest and flower villas, there is also a special building located in the secluded forest, which looks like a small wooden house, which can be pushed into the door, but the inside is like a museum.
It's just that when Pipixia saw the exhibits here, he was immediately angry, and he was angry, and after looking left and right, he picked up a lighter and wanted to burn this place.
"Oh, smash, you can't burn it! It's all your mother's brainchild! β
"Son, shall we talk well? Don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil! β
The father of the Pi family and the mother of the Pi family hung on Pipixia's body like a pendant, just to calm down the red-eyed bull-like son and not to destroy their collection.
"These things should be dusted and dusted, and you still exhibit them for others to see? And still triumphant? Your minds are distorted! I'm going to destroy them on behalf of the moon! Get out of the way! The furious Pipicia seemed to have infinite strength, dragging his parents forward with great difficulty.
"No! No! These are the hard work of your parents for more than 20 years, how can you, an unfilial son, waste your parents' hard work so much? The old mother of the Pi family cried: "If you burn them, your mother and I will not live!" β
Pipixia laughed angrily, one cry, two troubles, three hangings, this is, the problem is that it is he who is embarrassed, you cry!
"More than 20 years of hard work? You've been focusing on this kind of stuff for more than 20 years, huh? Then I'm going to burn it even more! In order to heal your rotten body and mind, my big FFF group has nothing to fear! β
Why is Pipicia so irritable? Because all the black history on display here is his black history from childhood to adulthood!
When I was ignorant, I was dressed as a woman by my parents, and I deceived the kindergarten children for a while, but once I went to the toilet to pee and pee, I was exposed, and since then it has become a joke among the children.
went to elementary school, obviously it is no longer the age of bedwetting, but his pair of unscrupulous parents tricked him into drinking more water at night, and deliberately let the sound of waves and rivers in the middle of the night, so that he actually wetted the bed, he didn't know that he was framed, and thought that he was not good, crying a mess, but the two unscrupulous guys were so happy that they couldn't find the north, and put away the sheets that wetted his bed as a souvenir!
When he was in junior high school, he was already extremely vigilant under the poison of his parents, but he still said from time to time, once he was late for school and didn't have time to check carefully, only to find that the pair of unscrupulous parents had put on a strange makeup for himself in the middle of the night, and he was so embarrassed that the photo displayed on the wall made him want to kill.
There are also all kinds of messy tricky spoofs.
Originally, when I didn't find these things in the grocery store, I thought that my parents had finally cleaned them up, but I didn't expect that I didn't forget to transfer them even after hanging them up!
They actually squandered their points and asked the Lord God to bring these things over!
As the tragic protagonist, Pipi Xia Shuang is called psychopathic, not to mention, this unscrupulous couple is now actually making a museum of his black history, and it is also open to close friends to watch!
Excuse meοΌ
Don't burn it and keep it for the New Year?
Wielding a lighter, Pipicia marched forward like a warrior.
As for the pleading of the Pi family couple? Cut, these two goods have long been shameless, so I don't care about them!
In fact, although their relationship with the Pi family couple is good, but there are also a lot of depressed times, these two are born prank experts, tricky and funny make people angry and laughing, but there is nothing to do, and now I see that someone can cure the two of them to die and live, and I am also happy to see jokes.
On the side of the Pi family and the couple, seeing that their son was heartbroken after eating the scales, and he was going to ruin the hard work and memories of the two of them for more than 20 years, they were also anxious, looked at each other, and made a big move.
"Help, Administrator!"
"We spend points and ask for the protection and storage of precious souvenirs in front of us!"
Pippia was stunned for a moment, but saw that the entire Black History Memorial was shrouded in a glow that fell directly from the sky, and then ...... Gone before his eyes!
Needless to say, this was protected by the main god space at the request of the Pi family couple!
"You two ......" He was furious, but he was helpless, after all, this is the main god space, he is just here to visit relatives, and he can't affect the affairs of the main god space at all, and at the same time has a new understanding of the couple's strange brain circuits: "As for it?" For the sake of all that garbage, you spent your hard-earned points? β
He felt ridiculous, the points in the main god space are not easy to earn, at the previous dinner table, the reincarnators have already told how dangerous and thrilling the process of earning points is, it is really possible to die at any time, and the amount of points obtained is also very strict, and there are many places where points are used in the main god space, but ...... Absolutely no such thing as a couple did this!
The Pi family's mother is confident: "In order to protect our hard work, it's not a big deal to spend some points." β
The father of the Pi family really didn't enter the door if he wasn't a family, and he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his wife's "extravagant" behavior: "Points earned are used to spend, and how to spend it depends on our mood!" β
Pipixia was no longer able to complain, in the face of these two guys, he stomped his feet with hatred, and when he saw the bear man and others watching, his face was not thick enough to the level of his parents, he was really ashamed and angry, and couldn't help but sigh to the sky: "What did I do in my last life, why did I put up with you two wonderful parents!" β
At this moment, the sky of the sojourn space suddenly turned red, and a mechanical voice came at the same time: "Attention, attention, Task Force 6 Please pay attention, urgent mission, please go to the preparation room to assemble immediately, please go to the preparation room to assemble immediately." β
The Pi family and the reincarnators who were happy to see the jokes immediately looked serious, and Pipixia also found that his body began to turn into an illusion, as if he was about to be excluded from this space.
The Pi family couple reluctantly said to Pipixia: "We have a mission, it seems that this visit can only end here, next time we will send you a ticket, you must come to see us!" β
Although he was still angry at the last moment, but at this time, Pipixia also knew that his parents were going to the battlefield and would face many dangers, and he still had a lot of things to tell them, such as the people of the void, the world of gods and ghosts, and so on, but now it was too late, so he could only tell anxiously: "Let's settle the accounts of black history in the future, you must ensure your own safety!" Remember, stay safe no matter what! β