Chapter 159: Proud Wang Xingren
Now for a new round of news.
The Doomsday Resisters Alliance Alice once again issued a bounty, and any individual or organization that can completely eliminate the zombies will receive unimaginable rewards from the Doom Resisters Alliance.
The Egyptian god system officially announced the start of a god war with Zeus, and the Monkey King of the Chinese god system said in an interview with reporters that he hoped that the two gods would fight happily.
Countless high-IQ people with an IQ of more than 25 percent formed the organization Truth Gate once again issued a statement that after the Earth becomes the center of the solar system, the entire galaxy will be centered on the Earth in the near future, but according to the law of the Earth's convulsive expansion, when it will reach that level The Gate of Truth is still being studied.
No. 5 There was a terrorist attack in Washington today, the attack caused an old man to fall and bruise, a pet pig hit the wall and fractured, and fifteen ants were trampled to death "tragedy", after the incident, the terrorist organization Wang Xingren Domination Association declared responsibility for the terrorist attack, the famous terrorist Wang Xingren declared that the earth will eventually be ruled by the great Wang Xingren, and this attack will be another starting point for the Wang Xingren to rule the earth. In response to this terrorist attack, major terrorist organizations around the world have condemned Wang Xingren's act of disgrace as a terrorist. Here Glenn Old Cowboy wants to tell Wang Xingren through us, please return his grandson's water gun, it is not right to snatch children's toys, and it is even more wrong to use toys to launch a terrorist attack!
In response to the "cruel" behavior of the terrorist Wang Xingren, all the chengguan of the No. 3 Huaxia Kingdom jointly wrote a letter of enclosure to Wang Xingren, the specific content is not described here because it is too ugly and too long, and the general content is to invite Wang Xingren to the No. 3 Huaxia Country to carry out terrorist activities, and the urban management of the third Huaxia country has the confidence and ability to have the experience to make Wang Xingren a qualified good dog.
Today is the fiftieth anniversary of the destruction of the Second Stick Country, which blatantly stated fifty years ago that the Earth is now changing in such a way that they are conducting an experiment that can shock the entire universe. Five minutes later, the second stick was destroyed by the combined efforts of the world's major powers. And the reason why we want to remember this day is because pretending to be at risk is not just an empty phrase, there was once such a country that dedicated the whole country to practice this sentence.
、、、、、、
"What are we going to do next?" In a bush, a dark and thin teenager with a schoolbag and a school uniform asked the big black dog in front of him nervously and with some excitement.
"Of course it's going out!" The black dog squatted on the ground very steadily, and the boy glanced at him and said.
"Don't you have to go over the wall?" The young man asked suspiciously, and then said with a look of sudden realization, "I forgot that you can spell, hehe." Let's go! ”
After speaking, the young man got up with some apprehension in excitement and walked to the side of the road, and then walked towards the gate of the school, while the black dog hung slowly behind the young man two meters away.
"Why don't you go to class?" At the school gate, a middle-aged man with a stern face suddenly appeared and shouted at the teenager.
"Dean of Teaching!" The young man's heart suddenly jumped to his throat, and then he hurriedly turned his gaze behind him, and then he saw the black dog that was following him squatting in the garden twenty meters away from the school gate at this time, and when he saw him turn his head, the black dog naturally made a head twisting motion and turned his head to the side.
My name is Wang Ziqiang, and I am an ordinary sophomore in Jiangyuan No. 16 Middle School in No. 3 Huaxia Guojiangyuan City.
I always felt that the name my dad gave me didn't fit me at all, and I thought my name should be Wang Zixu, because I had a premonition that one day I would be destroyed because of my burning dreams.
Of course, I would never tell my dad about this idea, otherwise I would be facing not only men's singles, but also mixed doubles. After all, my mother is very superstitious, and I want to take such an awesome name, isn't this looking for a fight?
Before I was five years old, my dream was to be a scientist, and because everyone was dreaming of it, I followed it in a daze.
After I was five years old, I changed my dream, and my dream from five to ten years old was to be a master of national arts.
When I was ten years old, my heart changed completely when I saw Monkey King blow up a U.S. Helicarrier No. 4 with a single blow in the air. When I became a master of national arts, I could at most avoid ordinary pistol bullets, and Sun Wukong made me see a bigger sky. I'm going to be a great psychic person.
But now several years have passed, my dream is still far away, the reality is often cruel to the dream, I am still a good baby in the eyes of my parents and teachers, not to mention that I have not even escaped a class.
However, just this morning, a huge surprise changed the course of my life, when I passed by the toilet next to the class teaching building, the big black dog suddenly appeared in front of me and said, "Do you want to be a god-like man, boy?" ”
A talking dog! The first thing that came to my mind, who had been silently following the Huaxia Divine System, was the Roaring Sky Dog. The Roaring Sky Dog is a well-known divine beast in the Huaxia Divine System, and the level of a divine beast is equivalent to a mid-range immortal, so I nodded excitedly.
After that, the Howling Dog asked me to take him to a place to coordinate it with a dangerous but great task, and then he would teach me powerful supernatural powers.
As a perfectly good student who never took a day off, never skipped a class, never deserted in class, never gossiped in class, I struggled for five minutes. Then I made the biggest decision of my life - skipping class! Fight for your dreams!
As a mythical beast, the Howling Sky Dog actually let me skip class through the main entrance, which will definitely make those bad students who skip class over the wall jealous.
So nervous and excited, I came to the school gate, the dean! I didn't expect the dean to appear here, and when I saw the dean of education, I was directly blindsided, when had I ever experienced such a situation as a good student, so I looked behind me with all my hopes, and then I saw the howling dog with all my hopes crouching in the distance, and I saw myself looking at it and twisting my head to the side naturally.
Your sister! Your uncle! Your great aunt!
Losing hope, my mind went blank, and I didn't know what to think, but suddenly I gritted my teeth and rushed over under the surprised expression of the dean of students, and then slammed my head against the door.
"Wang Zizai, if there is anything that must be communicated with classmates, teachers or parents in a timely manner, how can you not think about it like this?" After Wang Zizai woke up, he saw the teaching director who was visibly relieved.
"What is this place?" Wang Zizi felt his head a little dizzy and asked.
"This is the hospital, fortunately it was a slight concussion, how can you think so much? You rest first. I've informed your parents, and they'll be there soon! "The director of education tried to pretend to be very gentle, today's events frightened him, he has been engaged in education for 28 years, he has met the stunned, the stupid, the unchangeable, the speculative. But it's the first one who hits the door in front of him!
Finished! Finished! Wang Ziqiang stared at the ceiling with blank eyes, the perfect image of his hard work all these years was shattered, if others knew that he was not committing suicide but wanted to skip class and crashed into the door blindly?
Run! Run before your parents come! Perhaps the previous collision gave Wang Ziqiang a hint of youthful courage, Wang Ziqiang put on his shoes and avoided the teaching director who called and left the hospital in a dazed manner.
A month later.
"Dead dog! Stop me! I promise not to kill you! Wang Ziqiang held a baseball bat in his hand and chased a big black dog in front of him with a fierce face.
After leaving the hospital, Wang Ziqiang was lucky to bump into the queen mother who came in a hurry, and then he was taken to the hospital by twisting his ears.
The situation after that was not as bad as Wang Ziqiang thought, everyone thought that Wang Ziqiang was under too much pressure to study, so he not only cultivated beautifully for half a month, but also the attitude of his parents and teachers towards him became cautious, which made him a little nervous.
After half a month of cultivation, Wang Ziqiang was not idle. In addition to reviewing his homework, he finally knew that in this world, in addition to the divine beast Roaring Sky Dog that can speak human words, there is also a black dog that can also speak human words, that is, he is regarded as the originator of the comic world, and he thinks that he will lead all dogs to subvert human domination and the shame of terrorists: Wang Xingren! Obviously, it was this talking dog who pitted him, and he said how could he meet the roaring dog when he passed by the toilet, it turned out to be a parallel import.
According to Wang Xingren's interview, he didn't have this name before, but everyone speculated that it was nothing more than Jack, Wangcai, Huzi, or something. The name Wang Xingren was heard by Wang Xingren on TV once, and then it suddenly felt that this name seemed to be very awesome. As for where the is, Wang Xingren said that stupid earth humans will never understand!
Since he knew that he was played with by a dog, Wang Ziqiang bought a baseball bat and wandered around the school after school, he swore that as long as he saw the dog, he would not be soft, and the hard work paid off today and finally caught this guy!
"Stop? You're stupid! Wang Xingren turned around and mocked disdainfully as he ran.
Since seeing the joint letter written by the chengguan, Wang Xingren has smuggled across the ocean from the fifth United States to the third best Huaxia country. It is intended that this will be another glorious page for it, and the overthrow of human rule will officially begin with these chengguans.
Today, after Wang Xingren made a fierce teaser of this piece of chengguan, he was about to take a ride to the next battlefield, and suddenly saw Wang Ziqiang with a hideous face with a baseball bat, although Wang Ziqiang was only a small one of its countless achievements, but Wang Xingren was still very decisive and ran away. It's not a whistling dog after all!
"Ahh What is this place? Wang Ziqiang and Wang Xingren, who were chasing, stopped at the same time, they should have been in an alley, but now they were standing at the bottom of a small hill, and in front of them an immortal pine tree was standing alone.
Although it's very fantastical, a man and a dog are quite calm, anything can happen on the current earth, it is said that some people wake up and find themselves in the dragon's den, and some people go to the toilet and open the door to run into the nuclear arsenal. Compared to these two people, they look pretty good, the most important thing now is to understand the situation here, thinking of this, Wang Xingren took the lead in running towards the top of the mountain.
Chapter 159: The Proud Wang Xingren
Now for a new round of news.
The Doomsday Resisters Alliance Alice once again issued a bounty, and any individual or organization that can completely eliminate the zombies will receive unimaginable rewards from the Doom Resisters Alliance.
The Egyptian god system officially announced the start of a god war with Zeus, and the Monkey King of the Chinese god system said in an interview with reporters that he hoped that the two gods would fight happily.
The organization Truth Gate, which is composed of countless high-IQ people with an IQ of more than 250 or more, once again issued a statement that after the Earth becomes the center of the solar system, the entire galaxy will be centered on the Earth in the near future, but according to the law of expansion of the Earth like a wind. When the door of truth will reach that point is still being studied.
No. 5 A terrorist attack occurred in Washington today, the attack caused an old man to fall and bruise, a pet pig hit the wall and fractured, and 15 ants were trampled to death "tragedy", after the incident, the terrorist organization Wang Xingren Domination Association declared responsibility for the terrorist attack, the famous terrorist Wang Xingren claimed that the earth will eventually be ruled by the great Wang Xingren. This attack will be another starting point for the Wangs to rule the Earth. In response to this terrorist attack, major terrorist organizations around the world have condemned Wang Xingren's act of disgrace as a terrorist. Here Glenn Old Cowboy wants to tell Wang Xingren through us, please return his grandson's water gun, it is not right to snatch children's toys, and it is even more wrong to use toys to launch a terrorist attack!
In response to the "cruel" behavior of the terrorist Wang Xingren, all the chengguan of the No. 3 Huaxia Kingdom jointly wrote a letter of enclosure to Wang Xingren, the specific content is not described here because it is too ugly and too long, and the general content is to invite Wang Xingren to the No. 3 Huaxia Country to carry out terrorist activities, and the urban management of the third Huaxia country has the confidence and ability to have the experience to make Wang Xingren a qualified good dog.
Today marks the fiftieth anniversary of the destruction of the Second Stick Country. Fifty years ago, the Second Stick Country openly stated that the reason why the Earth is changing so much now is because they are conducting an experiment that can shock the entire universe, and five minutes later, the Second Stick will be declared destroyed with the joint efforts of the world's major powers. And the reason why we want to remember this day is because pretending to be at risk is not just an empty phrase, there was once such a country that dedicated the whole country to practice this sentence.
、、、、、、
"What are we going to do next?" In a bush, a dark and thin teenager with a schoolbag and a school uniform asked the big black dog in front of him nervously and with some excitement.
"Of course it's going out!" The black dog squatted on the ground very steadily, and the boy glanced at him and said.
"Don't you have to go over the wall?" The young man asked suspiciously, and then said with a look of sudden realization, "I forgot that you can spell, hehe." Let's go! ”
After speaking, the young man got up with some apprehension in excitement and walked to the side of the road, and then walked towards the gate of the school, while the black dog hung slowly behind the young man two meters away.
"Why don't you go to class?" At the school gate, a middle-aged man with a stern face suddenly appeared and shouted at the teenager.
"Dean of Teaching!" The boy's heart suddenly jumped to his throat. Then he hurriedly looked behind him, and then he saw the black dog that was following him squatting in the garden twenty meters away from the school gate at this time, and when he saw him turn his head, the black dog naturally made a head twisting motion and turned his head to the side.
My name is Wang Ziqiang, and I am an ordinary sophomore in Jiangyuan No. 16 Middle School in No. 3 Huaxia Guojiangyuan City.
I always felt that the name my dad gave me didn't fit me at all, and I thought my name should be Wang Zixu, because I had a premonition that one day I would be destroyed because of my burning dreams.
Of course, I would never tell my dad about this idea. Otherwise, I will face not only men's singles, but also mixed doubles, after all, my mother is very superstitious, I want to take such a awesome name, isn't this looking for a fight?
Before I was five years old, my dream was to be a scientist, and because everyone was dreaming of it, I followed it in a daze.
After I was five years old, I changed my dream. When I was five to ten years old, my dream was to be a master of national arts, and I was happy to gallop through the rivers and lakes, which was so chic.
After I was ten years old, when I saw Sun Wukong explode a U.S. helicarrier No. 4 with a stick in the air, my heart completely changed, I became a master of national arts, at most I could dodge ordinary pistol bullets, Sun Wukong made me see a bigger sky, I want to become a great supernatural person.
But now several years have passed, my dream is still far away, the reality is often cruel to the dream, I am still a good baby in the eyes of my parents and teachers, not to mention that I have not even escaped a class.
However, just this morning, a huge surprise changed the course of my life, when I passed by the toilet next to the class teaching building, the big black dog suddenly appeared in front of me and said, "Do you want to be a god-like man, boy?" ”
A talking dog! The first thing that came to my mind was the Roaring Sky Dog, which was a well-known divine beast in the Huaxia Divine System, equivalent to a mid-range immortal, so I nodded excitedly.
After that, the Howling Dog asked me to take him to a place to coordinate it with a dangerous but great task, and then he would teach me powerful supernatural powers.
As a person who hasn't taken a day off and hasn't skipped a class. I struggled for five minutes and then made the biggest decision of my life - skipping class! Fight for your dreams!
As a mythical beast, the Howling Sky Dog actually let me skip class through the main entrance, which will definitely make those bad students who skip class over the wall jealous.
So nervous and excited, I came to the school gate, the dean! I didn't expect the Dean of Students to be here. When I saw the dean, I was immediately blindsided, how had I ever experienced such a formation as a good student, so I looked behind me with all my hopes, and then I saw the howling dog with all my hopes crouching in the distance, and I saw that I looked at it and naturally twisted my head to the side.
Your sister! Your uncle! Your great aunt!
Losing hope, my mind went blank, and I didn't know what to think, but suddenly I gritted my teeth and rushed over under the surprised expression of the dean of students, and then slammed my head against the door.
"Wang Zizai, if there is anything that must be communicated with classmates, teachers or parents in a timely manner, how can you not think about it like this?" After Wang Zizai woke up, he saw the teaching director who was visibly relieved.
"What is this place?" Wang Zizi felt his head a little dizzy and asked.
"It's a hospital, and luckily it's a minor concussion. You say, how can you not think so? You rest first, I've already informed your parents and they'll be there soon! He has been engaged in education for 28 years, and he has met the stunned and stupid, and the one who has repeatedly taught and the one who has been opportunistic and slippery, but he is the first one who hits the door in front of him!
Finished! Finished! Wang Ziqiang looked at the ceiling blankly. The image of perfection he'd worked so hard to run over the years was shattered, and what if the others knew that he wasn't committing suicide but wanted to skip class and slammed into the door?
Run! Run before your parents come! Maybe the previous collision gave Wang Ziqiang a hint of young courage. Wang Ziqiang put on his shoes and avoided the teaching director who was calling, and left the hospital in a groggy manner.
A month later.
"Dead dog! Stop me! I promise not to kill you! Wang Ziqiang held a baseball bat in his hand and chased a big black dog in front of him with a fierce face.
After leaving the hospital, Wang Ziqiang was lucky to bump into the queen mother who came in a hurry, and then he was taken to the hospital by twisting his ears.
The situation after that was not as bad as Wang Ziqiang thought, everyone thought that Wang Ziqiang was under too much pressure to study, so he not only cultivated beautifully for half a month, but also the attitude of his parents and teachers towards him became cautious, which made him a little nervous.
After half a month of cultivation, Wang Ziqiang was not idle. In addition to reviewing his homework, he finally knew that in this world, in addition to the divine beast Roaring Sky Dog that can speak human words, there is also a black dog that can also speak human words, that is, he is regarded as the originator of the comic world, and he thinks that he will lead all dogs to subvert human domination and the shame of terrorists: Wang Xingren! Obviously, it was this talking dog who was pleasing him. He said how could you meet a whistling dog when you passed by the toilet, it turned out to be a parallel import.
According to Wang Xingren's interview, he didn't call this name before, but everyone speculated that it was nothing more than Jack, Wangcai, Huzi, or something, the name Wang Xingren was Wang Xingren who heard people talk about this name while watching TV, and then it suddenly felt that this name seemed to be very awesome, as for where the awesome is, Wang Xingren said that stupid earth humans will never understand!
Since he knew that he was played with by a dog, Wang Ziqiang bought a baseball bat and wandered around the school after school, he swore that as long as he saw the dog, he would not be soft, and the hard work paid off today and finally caught this guy!
"Stop? You're stupid! Wang Xingren turned around and mocked disdainfully as he ran.
Since seeing the joint letter written by the chengguan, Wang Xingren has smuggled across the ocean from the fifth United States to the third best Huaxia country, intending that this will be another glorious page for it, and the overthrow of human rule will officially start from these chengguan.
Today, after Wang Xingren made a fierce teaser of this piece of chengguan, he was about to take a hitchhike to the next battlefield, and suddenly saw Wang Ziqiang with a hideous face with a baseball bat, although Wang Ziqiang is only a small one of its countless achievements, but Wang Xingren is still very decisive to run away, after all, it is not a roaring dog!
"Ahh What is this place? Wang Ziqiang and Wang Xingren, who were chasing, stopped at the same time, they should have been in an alley, but now they were standing at the bottom of a small hill, and in front of them an immortal pine tree was standing alone.
Although it's very fantastical, a man and a dog are quite calm, anything can happen on the current earth, it is said that some people wake up and find themselves in the dragon's den, and some people go to the toilet and open the door to run into the nuclear arsenal. Compared to these two people, they look pretty good, the most important thing now is to understand the situation here, thinking of this, Wang Xingren took the lead in running towards the top of the mountain. (To be continued.) )