Chapter 5

Earth Eagle Sauce Home, located in the most geographically located center of North America, is home to the headquarters of the U.S. Strategic Command (STRATCOM) in Omaha, Nebraska.

The U.S. Strategic Command is responsible for "conducting global operations in coordination with other combatant commands, as well as U.S. government departments and agencies, to detect and deter strategic attacks against the United States and its allies and partners."

Subsequently, the U.S. Northern Command, which is primarily responsible for "land, sea and air security in the waters around the continental United States, Alaska, Canada, Mexico, and above," moved swiftly. The most comprehensive ballistic missile defense system on the planet, which took countless hours and countless dollars to build, is running at full speed.

(The commander of the U.S. Northern Command also oversees the North American Air Defense Command (NORAD), which is jointly administered by the United States and Canada and is responsible for air warning, air control and maritime warning in Canada, Alaska and the continental United States.) ）

The U.S. military at military bases deployed around the globe sounded the alarm almost simultaneously; All aircraft carrier fleets and warships of all types urgently go to sea; All the fighters on combat readiness duty took off with live ammunition; The manhole covers of land-based nuclear missile silos were opened one after another; At the same time as the ballistic missile nuclear submarine in the depths of the ocean made an emergency dive, it entered a state of radio silence and was on standby at any time.

The land-based mid-course interception system, which can intercept intercontinental ballistic missiles, the sea-based Standard-3 interceptor missile, which can intercept medium- and long-range ballistic missiles, and the Patriot-2, Patriot-3, and THAAD systems equipped by the army, have all entered a state of emergency combat readiness. Among them, the THAAD system, which has been given high hopes, has directly entered combat mode, and it is currently the only anti-missile system in the world that can intercept incoming ballistic missiles both inside and outside the atmosphere.

The Aegis destroyers cruising in the Pacific Ocean directly turned on the radar power to the maximum, just to more clearly capture the ICBMs that may fly overhead.

Eagle Sauce's crazy actions have also caused unease among several other hooligans on the planet, especially the woolly bear who has always been unhappy with Eagle Sauce and the rabbit who has only been the second child for a long time.

In recent years, under the leadership of the Tsar Pu, the big Mao of the Mao Xiong family has recovered a little vitality in recent years, and in the face of the pressing of NATO led by Eagle Sauce, he has launched an all-out wrestling with it in Eastern Europe. Although it has been falling behind recently, even if Eagle Sauce, as the current chief scoop of the earth, does not dare to be too aggressive, and can only make small moves in the Ermao family, which is in the waning mountains.

The reason is that as the main successor of the once earth's first hegemonic bear, Da Mao not only inherited the world's first broad territory, but also because Da Mao is also a world-famous fighting nation, which has been tested by countless blood and fire. The most important thing is that unlike the stupid lack of Ermao who has abolished his martial arts, Da Mao also has the largest nuclear arsenal on the earth, and now, as soon as Eagle Sauce moves, the fierce Da Mao immediately confronts it without showing weakness, and the nuclear arsenal that is enough to destroy human civilization several times shows its terrible fangs.

Although there is a necessary nuclear bundling strategy for the five major hooligans, and a "dead hand system" that will automatically destroy the world in the event of a nuclear attack, it is always good to be prepared, and the zenith technology of the Eagle Sauce family is too much to prevent.

The reaction is not slower than Da Mao, and even a few points faster The rabbit looked at the US military base on the other side of the sea and suddenly went crazy, and Da Mao next door was also excited to fight chicken blood, really confused, what happened?

No, I haven't stimulated Eagle Sauce much recently, and the rabbit with IQ online can't figure it out, this doesn't seem to be doing things, it's the rhythm of directly flipping the table!

Eagle sauce, everyone is doing well, didn't you pay a little less protection money recently, and secretly robbed some small money, as for this?

Eagle sauce, how did the European debt crisis come about? And what the refugee crisis is all about, everyone just knows it. But everyone is a big hooligan, you cut the wool happily, I will get some soup and water in private, it doesn't seem too much, right?

Ying-chan, you have shifted the strategic center to East Asia, built a military base in my backyard, upgraded and upgraded the Pacific Command, which already accounted for one-third of the troops, and moved all kinds of coveted advanced equipment to the other side of the Pacific Ocean without money. I also lifted the seal of the footbasin chicken.,It's really too much.,The dog should be the rabbit who jumped over the wall.。

But for the sake of a small amount of money and a better life, as well as a better future for mankind, Rabbit only protested a few more times, abstained a few more times at the spoils sharing conference, and secretly made a small stumbling block behind his back, at most it was just a few more blood transfusions for Da Mao.

Uh, rabbit, I will never admit that I just can't beat you, so I can't bear the humiliation. I like to memorize a small notebook, this time sooner or later I will find it back, there is a saying, how to say, a gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late.

The black-bellied rogue rabbit quietly raised the alert level on the one hand, loosening the outside and tightening the inside just in case, and on the other hand, he hurriedly contacted Eagle Sauce and Mao Xiong, calling everyone calm and calm, and testing the situation with each other. We all have only one home, but don't accidentally destroy it, if not, the two of you will die together and it will be perfect, and it will be my turn to be the master of this beautiful earth in the future.

Unlike the ignorant big hair and rabbit, John Bull, who is the hardcore little brother of Eagle Sauce and an important ally, soon received an urgent report from the US military that an intercontinental ballistic missile was flying over the Pacific Ocean to North America?

I'll it, who is tired of living and looking for death! Even if you want to die, don't pull everyone along!

As the weakest military force among the five hooligans, John Bull, who lacks confidence, is really in a hurry. Unlike the big hairy bear with the world's largest nuclear arsenal, and unlike the only rabbit with a real hydrogen bomb on duty, if it really wants to fight the war to destroy the world, John Bull, the former empire on which the sun never sets, is not even as good as the Gallic chicken across the sea. John Bull, who can only maintain a minimum of nuclear deterrence, has only sea-based nuclear forces, and its existence is only in the form of four avant-garde-class strategic nuclear submarines.

However, since the Trident D5 missiles of British nuclear submarines are American, it is said that the British nuclear counterattack system is actually tied to the Americans. I have no money, no technology, so I can only play mud with the US imperialists!

Eagle sauce daddy, don't be impulsive! The little brother has small arms and thin legs, a big Ivan, and the British Isles will be sunk. The phone frantically called directly from No. 10 Downing Street to the White House, trying to contact Comrade Ao Guanhai, who was heading to the nuclear bunker deep underground.

At this time, Comrade Ao Guanhai was actually broken down, and finally succeeded in being re-elected, and had just become the person of the year in "Time Magazine", and when he was full of ambition, he was suddenly pulled up in the middle of the night and told that he was about to suffer a nuclear attack and must be evacuated immediately. Due to the need for absolute secrecy during the evacuation, contact with the outside world was temporarily cut off, which made John Bull anxious, and he could only communicate with the Gallic chickens who had been tearing each other down.

The Gallic chicken, which has been leaving Eagle Sauce, did not receive the news at the first time, and it was stupid to listen to what John Bull said.

What's wrong with this world, when you wake up, it's the end of the world? The French, who like all kinds of chaotic thoughts, have begun to doubt life, those Mayans are really so evil, December 21, 2012 is really the end of the world? Tomorrow's sun really can't be upgraded as usual?

Through emergency contact information, the rabbit who also can't contact the White House is also a little crazy, what the hell is going on in this world? There was no sign at all. The situation was urgent, and the rabbit began to seriously consider whether to sound the air defense siren, evacuate the city, and evacuate the crowd.

However, at this time, there was a rabbit's "weather satellite" that happened to pass over North America. The earth is round, and everyone understands that among the five hooligans, who is not wary of each other, does not leave a hand, and can still sleep at night? But that's not the point, the point is that this weather satellite has discovered what makes Eagle Sauce suddenly nervous, an object suspected of being an intercontinental missile is flying towards the North American continent, and it also has a strong electromagnetic radiation signature, nine out of nine are nuclear.

The scared rabbit hurriedly communicated with the hairy bear in the north, Da Mao, don't pretend to be stupid? You did it, right? Bro, yesterday's vodka expired, right? I don't have any wine to drink, you just say, brother, I'm the kind of person who doesn't pay attention to righteousness? As long as you say a word, my family's Moutai is enough!

Da Mao hurriedly shouted! Wronged! Dude, you know, I've been so poor lately that I don't even have the money to maintain the "God of the North Wind", and I spend nearly half of the year eating dust in the port. How can you have the energy to do things, if you really have that spare strength, it's better to buy Ermao, that stupid lack has recently made another mistake, and he is about to be fooled and lame and has no long memory.

Now the rabbit wondered, it's not you, who could it be? The two of us have such a thing on the Pacific side, and even if others want to do something, they can't do it. Well, it seems that there is one more who often dies.

The rabbit and the big furry bear looked at the three fats who were jumping at Zhenghuan almost at the same time. Although the ICBMs over the Pacific Ocean are nuclear, the quality seems to be a bit subpar, and there is no one but you.

Boy, just pray! In case that ICBM really falls on Eagle Sauce, in order to prevent Eagle Sauce from going crazy, you don't need to do it, let's calm you down first.

Just when the five hooligans who were forced or voluntarily entered a state of emergency one after another, and the third world war was about to break out, the earth was about to face annihilation, but all the sins were the culprits but they were still ignorant and ignorant, and they were very happy to look at the fruits of their labor.

In space, looking at the freshly baked blue pants in his hand, Lin Kaixin's sense of accomplishment is not to be said, this is a legendary immortal weapon!

Immortal-level pants? There is no one else in this luxury, Lin Kaixin, who finally has clothes to wear, happily put them on, covering the vital parts, and when he was about to straighten his waist, he suddenly paused, and an ultra-high-intensity laser suddenly passed through the top of his head, shocking him into a cold sweat.

This is a greeting from Greater America, as for why? It all started with the flame in Lin Kai's novice not long ago.