Chapter Twenty-Nine: Du Min Fat
In the early morning, the streets are full of street vendors, and many office workers get up for breakfast, or students who sleep late rush to school.
Lin Xiaofeng and Huang Fatzi are among them.
The two of them carried their school bags and ran frantically towards the school.
"Grass, yellow fat man, Lao Tzu let you die, come and wait for you, but you took a mirror for more than ten minutes."
"Huh, Xiaofeng, can you blame me for this? You also know that my brother is about to enter the stage of love, and unlike a single guy like you, you must pay attention to your image, pay attention to your appearance, understand? ”
The two of them rushed into the school frantically, but fortunately, when they rushed to the class, the morning self-study had just begun.
The two of them came to the back row of seats and sat down, and some people in the class were curious about what was going on with Wang Muyang, so they all came over to ask.
Classes are a very boring thing, at least Lin Xiaofeng thinks so.
I have learned a lot of knowledge, but when I go out of society, I can use very little.
Lin Xiaofeng knew that he couldn't get into Tsinghua University and Peking University, and it would be the college entrance examination in two months, no matter how hard he tried, it was too late now, so he simply lay down to sleep, as for what university he would go to at that time, it was up to fate.
Anyway, just don't go to Lan Xiang.
Lin Xiaofeng and Huang Fat Man were sleeping on their stomachs, and as soon as the first class ended, a student in front of him took Lin Xiaofeng's hand and shook it.
Lin Xiaofeng opened his eyes: "What's wrong?" ”
Sitting in front was Xiang Ruixin, who said with a strange smile: "The school girl is looking for you." ”
"School flower, who's it?" Lin Xiaofeng looked ahead suspiciously, and Xiao Lili was standing at the door of the classroom looking at him.
Xiao Lili was wearing a white T-shirt and a pair of slender jeans, although she was dressed simply, she felt like a model.
It's completely different from the appearance of smearing incense ash on his face yesterday.
As soon as the fat man heard the words "school flower", he also hurriedly sat up, wiped the dream saliva from the corner of his mouth, saw Xiao Lili, his eyes lit up, and whispered to Lin Xiaofeng on the side: "Xiaofeng, Xiao Lili really likes me, do you see it, she came to me." ”
After speaking, the fat man stood up and walked towards Xiao Lili with his buttocks.
This guy.
Lin Xiaofeng shook his head and followed.
"Lili, how do you know that I didn't have breakfast in time today, and bring me breakfast, how embarrassing is this, how do you know that I like to eat steamed buns." The fat man walked up to Xiao Lili, took the bun in Xiao Lili's hand, took one bite at a time, and swallowed it.
"This, this is." Xiao Lili looked at the fat man Huang helplessly.
Lin Xiaofeng was afraid that Xiao Lili would say that this was not for Huang Fatzi, but for himself.
After all, there are so many classmates in the class, if you say that, the fat man will be laughed to death.
"Is there something wrong?" Lin Xiaofeng asked.
"It's okay, it's just for you, bring you something to eat." Xiao Lili squeezed out a little smile.
Then Xiao Lili looked at the fat yellow man who was still swallowing buns, and couldn't help but say, "Fat brother, I feel that there are some things that I have to make clear to you." ”
When the fat man heard this, he was taken aback in his heart, isn't it, he wants to confess to me so soon? I'm not even mentally prepared.
Lin Xiaofeng stood aside, and when he saw the appearance of the fat man, he naturally understood what he was thinking.
"This is not the place to talk, let's talk in a place where there are fewer people." Lin Xiaofeng suggested.
Huang Fatzi also clapped his hands and said, "That's right, this kind of thing, it's better to keep a low profile." ”
Xiao Lili is so smart, when she sees Huang Fatzi's appearance, she already knows that he wants to be crooked, but she still makes up her mind, no matter what, it is better to make it clear first, lest the more it drags on like this, the more Huang Fatzi will think about it.
The three of them came to the grove behind the school building, which is where students usually like to stay on dates.
"You say, I'll just listen." Lin Xiaofeng said, took out a cigarette, lit it, squatted aside and smoked.
Huang Fat Man looked at Xiao Lili with expectation on his face: "Lili, you can say it, although this kind of thing may come a little too suddenly, but Fat Brother, I have a strong psychological tolerance, don't worry, don't be afraid that I will be scared." ”
"That's fine." Xiao Lili let out a long breath and said, "Fat brother, in fact, you are a good person, but we are not suitable." ”
When Lin Xiaofeng heard this, he almost choked on the puff of cigarette he smoked, Xiao Lili, this girl, couldn't be tactful, and directly sent a good person card.
If you say what it's like to fall from heaven to hell, the clearest thing at this time is the yellow fat man.
Huang Fatzi's face stiffened as soon as he brushed it, and he looked at Xiao Lili embarrassedly: "Lili, is this too early, we can contact it for a while." ”
"There's not much to say." Xiao Lili shook her head: "If it's not suitable, it's not suitable." ”
Huang Fat Man couldn't help but say: "Do you like a rich guy like Wang Muyang, your family is so rich, you shouldn't be the kind of woman who is greedy for money!" ”
"Money?" Xiao Lili laughed, and then skimmed Lin Xiaofeng, who was squatting aside and smoking: "The person I like must not be an ordinary person, and when I encounter danger, I can stand up!" ”
Saying that, Xiao Lili's eyes lit up with little stars, she is indeed not a woman who is greedy for money, her family has money, and she expects to marry an extraordinary person more than that.
Speaking of this, Xiao Lili remembered the wish made by the Zixia Fairy in the Journey to the West, although she couldn't think that her intended person could step on the colorful auspicious clouds, but if she could catch demons and kill ghosts, it would be very powerful!
Moreover, what girl wants her crush to be a hero of the world, right?
Of course, in this era, the heroes of the world are estimated to be enough, but the boyfriend who can subdue demons and eliminate demons is also very good, right? At least it is more attractive than those who eat, drink, and gamble all day long, the so-called rich second generation.
This is also the reason why Xiao Lili fell in love with Lin Xiaofeng after learning that he had caught a ghost.
Lin Xiaofeng also heard the thoughtfulness in Xiao Lili's words, and couldn't help but show some wry smiles.
"You think I'm an ordinary person?" The yellow fat man sneered.
When Xiao Lili heard this, she glanced at Lin Xiaofeng, and thought of a possibility, right! Huang Fatzi and Lin Xiaofeng are good friends who grew up since childhood, since Lin Xiaofeng catches ghosts, then Huang Fatzi may be.
Huang Fat took out a pair of sunglasses from his clothes and put them on his eyes: "I am actually Du Minjun's younger brother, Du Minpang, he landed in South Korea, and I fell to China......"
Lin Xiaofeng was completely choked, Du Min was fat?
Fat, you're paralyzed.
Xiao Lili's face also changed from the initial expectation, and her eyes changed to a stupid X.
"Fat brother, okay, I said you two are not suitable a long time ago." Lin Xiaofeng couldn't stand it anymore, so he pulled the fat man Huang and left.
"Xiao Lili, I really like you!" The fat yellow man yelled vigorously.
Lin Xiaofeng suddenly heard Xiao Lili say: "You are a fool, fat and ugly, why do you like me!" ”
When the fat man heard this, he suddenly stopped screaming, and his eyes turned red.
Lin Xiaofeng has known Xiao Lili for a while, and understands that Xiao Lili will not scold people for no reason, saying this should be to make Huang Fatzi completely die.
Lin Xiaofeng looked at the fat man who was about to cry, and he was a little unbearable, he could see that the fat man really liked Xiao Lili.
"Hey." Lin Xiaofeng sighed in his heart, turned his head, looked at Xiao Lili and said, "As long as the fat man learns my skills, you can like him, right?" ”