Chapter 13: The Bad Bunny
CHAPTER XIII
In this empty and lonely Nevada wasteland, a very unrestrained figure fell from the sky and stopped in front of the panicked US military convoy. On the narrow mountain road, with steep slopes on one side and cliffs on the other, there was no way to avoid it, and more than a dozen Humvees and armored vehicles were huddled together, and a serious series of collisions and rear-end collisions occurred.
An armored personnel carrier that fell behind, the accelerator throttle was slammed, and one could not dodge and crashed directly into the Humvee in front. With a "bang", the front of the car was slanted because of the dodge, and some frightened Hummers left the mountain road directly and fell headlong. Then, the loud sound of the military Humvee, which weighed several tons, hitting the valley bottom, was like a pause button, and the American GIs, who were still full of falk because of the emergency, all stopped cursing.
Looking up at the bald naked man who stopped in front of the convoy, the American soldier who was still congratulating himself for escaping death again just now subconsciously clenched the gun in his hand, choked on his saliva very hard, and did not dare to make any rash moves, for fear that he would suffer a catastrophe if he was not careful. The ancestors of the Air Force floating in the air are a clear example, if you anger this bald man, you will have a great chance of becoming a martyr.
In the face of a Sunperman, the automatic rifle in his hand is not even as good as a burning stick, and the American GIs on the command vehicle are desperately calling for support, without a little heavy firepower, really panicked!
As the only surviving air unit just now, the "Apache" helicopter gunship formation, which had been flying at a low altitude, began to speed up and launched a decisive charge in a very tragic manner. In order to rescue those unknown comrades-in-arms and regard death as home, even Comrade Ao Guanhai, who was far away in the White House, was moved to a mess, and began to think about what kind of medals should be awarded to these warriors of the United States of America.
Of course, this tragedy is just the feelings of the American GIs who feel good about themselves, and Lin Kaixin is not in the mood to fight to the death with the only superpower on the planet. That's right, this man who is only wearing a pair of pants and is dangling around with a big bald head with a thief, this very stylish man is Lin Kaixin.
Superman, who learned to wear the first outer, held his hands in front of his chest, floated directly in front of the convoy more than ten meters away, and looked at the armed convoy of the once invincible US military with a straight face, even if the emergency brake was rear-ended, he did not dare to rush directly from under him. The American GIs, who were arrogant and domineering in the past, didn't dare to take a breath in front of him, and Lin Kaixin, who pretended to be successful, couldn't hold on to his sour and tense face in his heart.
"Ahem, ahem!" Pretending to cough a few times deliberately, relieving the tense atmosphere, looking at the Star-Spangled Banner hanging on the Humvee, Lin Kaixin held back a sentence: "America? ”
“Yes! Yes! Yes! In the Humvee at the front of the convoy, the white machine gunner on the roof nodded desperately and shouted excitedly.
didn't do it directly, but took the initiative to communicate, showing that this bald man was not a great demon king of the world, and this fate was saved. The tight string in his heart suddenly loosened, and the relieved black soldier took the initiative to raise his hand to make his position clear. If no one takes the lead in surrendering, the other GIs may hesitate for a moment, and now, of course, they are scrambling to raise the white flag.
Never overestimate the discipline of these American GIs, if they were evenly matched, they might fight to the death, but after being completely crushed, their desperate faith is about to collapse. No one is a fool, there is nothing left when they die, and there is still a way to survive if they surrender, especially the American GIs, whose lives are precious. In the face of an invincible opponent, it has always been the glorious tradition of the Western army to surrender voluntarily, and they do not have the spirit of dying with the opponent like the desperate Saburo, let alone the psychological burden of being imprisoned.
Most of the American GIs in the convoy seemed to have put down their heavy burdens, put down their guns one after another, or turned off the vehicle, very consciously tidied up their clothes, and silently got out of the car and lined up. A black officer who took the lead ran to the side of the road and looked down for a while, and then looked at Lin Kaixin as if he had no opinion, and immediately sent someone to climb down a cliff more than ten meters high to save people.
Everything that had just happened here was transmitted back to the Pentagon and the White House by the camera in the camera and the convoy, as well as various satellites in the sky. Although they are very annoyed by the collapse of the front line without a fight, and constantly clamoring for these cowards to be court-martialed, the top US military and senior White House officials are actually relieved and even ecstatic.
It's good to be able to communicate, and accepting surrender also means being able to negotiate, which couldn't be better. The great United States, which has just walked to the edge of the cliff, seems to have been pulled back again, and finally does not need to be leveled by the world's nuclear level.
As a war maniac who has fought all over the world, the rampant Bald Eagle felt the beauty of peace for the first time, but what happened next made Eagle Sauce, who had just felt that he had returned to the world, fall into the abyss of despair again.
Quietly watching the American GIs climb off the cliff with their hands and feet, and looking at the depressed American GIs, Lin Kaixin also moved. As a pseudo-military fan, he is familiar with the world-famous high-tech equipment, but he knows nothing about the most basic military rank of the US military. Fortunately, now those who can call the shots have stepped up on their own.
"Who ah?" Seeing Lin Kaixin floating over, the leading officer instantly straightened his body and asked very stiffly.
"Chinese! No't English! Lin Kaixin, who had been preparing for a while, still blushed with his old face, and squirted out a few English words very embarrassed.
As a scumbag who has never passed English, Lin Kaixin never thought that he would have the opportunity to go abroad, and like a scumbag without mathematics, he once hated the English course very much. Now Lin Kaixin can't wait to smoke his former self, why is he so ignorant, learn a foreign language well, at least it is convenient to watch movies! Now that I'm finally going abroad, I have to rack my brains to even say a word, let alone communicate on a daily basis.
“Chinese?” The black officer was stunned, and the expression on his black and purple face was very rich and exciting.
I thought I was going to fight aliens, and then it turned out that I was going to fight a god who could control thunder, but now this "god" suddenly came to tell me automatically that you are a Chinese, one of the imaginary enemies of the United States. Although I wanted to say "***", I held back, turned around and left, and asked about the restless queue.
Although your net worth and life are in your hands, I can't do anything to you, but I'm sulking myself, you can't take care of it. Compared with the wayward front-line soldiers, the high-ranking US military and senior White House officials in the rear feel that the sky has fallen. They seem to have seen the terrible sight of the hegemony of Great America gone, a bald eagle being pressed to the ground by the red dragon in the east, constantly rubbing and rubbing.
The rabbits, who have also been paying close attention here, have also been observed by reconnaissance satellites, although limited to the technical level, the image is not very clear, but it is still possible to figure out what is happening. Although he was very pitiful for the hanging eagle sauce, the rabbit was almost frightened, and some of the frightened rabbits began to suspect that the rabbit was born.
What's wrong with the world? Is the world changing too fast, or is Eagle Sauce invincible and lonely for too long, and actually provoked such a monster.
The rabbit who is thinking about life has no idea that his threat level has been raised to the highest by Eagle Sauce, and he is still thinking about it, and he must help Eagle Sauce find a countermeasure. Otherwise, if there is no eagle sauce in front of him, he will not be able to live a small life, can he still make a small amount of money?
This is the first time that the rabbit hopes that Eagle Sauce can be stronger again, and he still prays in his heart: Eagle Sauce, hold on a little! Don't be afraid of blood and tears, you love saving the earth the most.