Chapter Twenty-Eight: Zixia Immortal Residence
After choosing a place to stay, under the guidance of the tour guide, the group went to Zixia Xianju. The electric carriage drove on the not wide stone road, with flowers and trees flourishing on both sides, green grass and green, and everyone seemed to have entered the world of plants, which was pleasing to the eye, and even Li Jiangling couldn't help but feel happy. There is also a scientific reason in this, living in a big city of reinforced concrete all year round, and you will be physically and mentally exhausted after a long time. Change the environment and get close to nature, this feeling, in Tao Yuanming's words, is called: the bird loves the old forest, the pond fish thinks about the old abyss, and has been in the cage for a long time, and returns to nature.
The beauties chatted on the road, and everyone discussed how to call the tour guide the best, Li Jiangling interjected again, this beauty's surname is Gao, so it's good to call her Mr. Gao. Several beauties looked at each other and made eye contact, and Guide Gao could see from everyone's eyes that this Li Gongzi had a problem with his brain. Li Jiangling saw that everyone didn't understand his intentions, and explained: Our team, we have to listen to Gao Meinu's arrangement next, Gao Meinu is not our big boss, so it is most appropriate to call her Mr. Gao. I heard that mentally ill people have a wide range of ideas, and brain-disabled children have a lot of joy, so I am talking about Li Jiangling. Tour Guide Gao was also confused, and seeing that everyone had no objection, he had to admit the title.
Mr. Gao explained to everyone that everyone needs to change their clothes next, which is also the characteristic of this villa, since they come out to play, they want to live a different life. Let everyone change into ancient costumes, change the lifestyle of modern people, and imitate the lives of characters in mythological novels, so that we can better experience this extraordinary journey, and hope to leave good memories for everyone. After saying this, he took out another bronze mirror. The bronze mirror shines, and one after another beautiful Hanfu is virtually imaged, and Mr. Gao lets everyone choose as much as they want, which is available in all the green label clothing villas. All kinds of Hanfu dazzled the beauties, and Mr. Gao also said that as long as the selection is made, the robot will automatically send the clothes to Zixia Xianju.
Mr. Gao, there is no problem with changing clothes, since you come out to play, of course you want to be happy, I am just a little worried, I won't want us to learn foreign languages, Li Jiangling thinks he is very humorous.
Mr. Gao looked blindfolded, where is this? This fool's train of thought is too difficult to figure out. Fortunately, Zixia Xianju is in front of him, and Mr. Gao will open the door for everyone, so he doesn't have to bother thinking about Li Jiangling's words.
Zixia Xianju, sure enough, has a bit of fairy flavor, it seems that the virtual image shown to everyone before is not deceiving. Not to mention anything else, just because the image is not faked, it shows that this villa is indeed operated with heart, not those bewitching sluts who cheat money outside. Antique house, elegant and simple; Clever and colorful strange stones, planted in the courtyard; Colorful exotic flowers and trees, seemingly disorderly, grow separately, but have a mountain and wild interest. The conceptual layout and spatial sequence here are all based on the small to see the big, the virtual in the real, or hidden or exposed, which is completely the technique of Jiangnan garden.
Everyone followed Mr. Gao in, and couldn't help but look around, although he didn't say anything, his body was still quite honest, either touching here or sitting there.
Almost at the same time as everyone arrived, the clothes were also delivered, and the crane fell from the sky, with several wooden boxes on their backs, which were the clothes that everyone chose on the road. Mr. Gao took the clothes and distributed them to everyone, and then Xiaoya and Tiantian went into a room to change clothes, Jing Yao entered a room, and the last room was Li Jiangling's. Just thought that things were not as bad as he imagined, Li Jiangling felt that the three beauties were in one room each, and the rest he could only squeeze one room with Jing Yao. How do you know that you can still do this, you haven't even learned the permutations and combinations well, Li Jiangling is really messing around, and he has lost his face in statistics.
As a man, Li Jiangling is the slowest to even change clothes. The reason is simple, he overestimated his looks. I chose a set of stylish clothes and wanted to dress up as a personable young man. Putting on his clothes, he felt that he was not a young man, but that he was blind. Dressed as a young man, he is simply a monkey. Fortunately, there are many Hanfu in the villa, so Li Jiangling re-selected, there are no cranes now, only one after another rotary-wing drones flew in, with Li Jiangling's selected Hanfu, it is actually an ancient express package, it seems that the villa is not as tall as it seems, Li Jiangling felt that he had only tried a few more times, and this was not immediately revealed. The express package was opened one after another, Li Jiangling changed into a boy's suit and a scholar's suit, but fortunately, the robot was not too troublesome, and finally let him choose a satisfactory costume.
Li Jiangling didn't dare to rub it any longer, so he hurriedly changed his clothes and came out. Because the robot kindly reminded him that the beauties outside were already impatient, and if he didn't go out, it was estimated that he wouldn't have to go out. The beauties can play by themselves and don't need to bring him.
Why has it been so long, have you done anything bad in it? Xiao Tiantian boldly questioned, as if Li Jiangling didn't let go of such a little time, and went to steal something to eat again. Mr. Gao also looked at him strangely and didn't explain anything for him. However, after seeing Li Jiangling's dress, everyone was happy.
Li Gongzi, why do you look like a housekeeper? Are you pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? We're so scared. Sister Qiuxiang, don't you say? Xiao Tiantian was full of nonsense, and changed Jing Yao's name again. Obviously, Li Jiangling's outfit made her think too much.
It's not certain who Qiu Xiang is, Jing Yao also joked, I think Xiaoya loves literature, and she is most like Qiu Xiang. Jing Yao didn't let go of the opportunity to fall into the well, and didn't give Li Jiangling face at all.
Xiaoya didn't expect that she would be affected by the pond fish, and she, who is usually a cold goddess, also put down her disguise in the small circle, and began to ridicule Li Jiangling: Li Gongzi, are you a tiger, there are no cats in the zodiac. This was said very tactfully, and he almost pointed to Li Jiangling's nose and said, you are a sick cat, and you dare to pretend to be a tiger.
Li Jiangling also felt very aggrieved, who wants to wear this clothes, it's not that his looks are not up to par. You are good-looking, of course you can wear whatever you want. There are only two options for me, ugly or more ugly, what can I do? Li Jiangling explained, and quietly praised several beauties.
But what he said was also the truth, the three beauties in ancient costumes are indeed like fairies in mythology. Jing Yao's clothes are cyan, like a young bud, verdant, full of infinite vitality and vitality. Xiaoya's clothes are purple, graceful and luxurious, but her temperament is refined, like a goddess who does not eat fireworks in the world. As for Xiao Tiantian, she is too bold, she actually wears a red one, which is domineering, this is to dominate the rivers and lakes. But look at her hot body and little face with a little baby fat. Li Jiangling really wants to be sarcastic, little sister, you can stay wherever it is cool. It's a pity that Li Jiangling didn't dare to be really sarcastic. He only hopes that his explanation can be exchanged for the understanding of several beauties.
Of course, several beauties couldn't understand Li Chou's mentality, so everyone didn't let him go because of this, and always felt that he was ambitious in wearing this suit. So Jing Yao proposed that if Li Jiangling wanted to wear this set of family clothes, he would have to pass everyone's test.
said that it was a test, Li Jiangling could see that in fact, several beauties wanted to punish him, and it was estimated that he had been changing clothes inside for too long, which made several beauties wait for so long. To say that this dress is ambitious, but to find a reason to teach him a lesson. At this time, of course, Li Jiangling obediently accepted the punishment, and he took the initiative to accept everyone's test.
Xiao Tiantian said: Others dare to wear family clothes, and it is very powerful to make poems, why don't you also make a few poems for us?
Li Jiangling was dumbfounded, let him do the question, make the poem, he felt that he was going to get wet.
Jing Yao said: Forget it about making poems, we may not dare to listen to him if he dares to do it, such a good weather, don't spoil the mood, you can recite a few poems to us, but you can't just memorize it, draw a range for you, poems with peach blossoms, come to a hundred!
Li Jiangling was very grateful to Jing Yao's proposal to recite poems with peach blossoms, and felt that Jing Yao was good to himself, as for Li Jiangling, who was delineating the scope or something, he didn't think so, he felt that the poems with peach blossoms could be recited casually.
The world is full of fragrant flowers in April, and the peach blossoms in the mountain temple are in full bloom - Bai Juyi's "Peach Blossoms in Dalin Temple"
Dancing low willow floor heart moon, singing the peach blossom fan bottom wind - Yan Jidao "Partridge Sky Colorful Sleeves Hold the Jade Bell Diligently"
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The peach blossoms follow the flowing water all day long, where is the hole in the clear stream-Zhang Xu's "Peach Blossom Creek"
The wild catkins go with the wind, and the light peach blossoms flow by the water - Du Fu's "Nine Quatrains: The Five"
The situation is that the day of youth is about to twilight, and the peach blossoms are falling like red rain - Li He's "Will Enter the Wine"
Li Jiangling thought it was very easy, how could there be hundreds of poems with peach blossoms, who knew that the more he memorized, the more difficult it became, and when he memorized ninety-nine poems, he couldn't memorize them anymore. It's really a shame this time, and those who travel a hundred miles are half ninety-nine. So Li Jiangling decided to cheat:
The garden is full of spring and can't be closed, and a peach blossom comes out of the wall.
Obviously, such cheating is too fake, and Jing Yao can't let Li Jiangling pass. Seeing that the three beauties didn't say anything, Mr. Gao actually looked like he didn't care about it, and Li Jiangling knew that this couldn't be done.
The boundless falling trees are Xiao Xiao, and the endless peach blossoms are rolling, and Li Jiangling carefully recited another song.
If you want to memorize it like this, let's do a hundred more songs, Jing Yao felt that he would help Li Jiangling again, but he saw Li Jiangling pleading, this time it was too big.
Forget it, let's be generous, you sing a sweet song with peach blossoms, even if you pass, Britney comes out and says good things. Jing Yao and Xiao Ya did not object, Li Jiangling didn't have time to think about it, and when he saw that he had a chance to pass the test, he hurriedly sang: The wind blows the peach forest full of trees and flowers, the magpie branches chirp, the brother in the orchard has gone to the peach blossom luck, and the three sisters all take a fancy to him......
Li Jiangling's complaining appearance, he thought that he had finally passed the test smoothly, but when he sang the fourth sentence, he found that he was cheated by Xiao Tiantian again. Seeing that Xiao Tian was so happy that she couldn't straighten her waist, Xiao Ya didn't know him, Jing Yao said: You finally sang your heart. Mr. Gao's eyes were full of encouragement, and he was completely looking at the excitement and not afraid of big things.
Li Jiangling felt that he could explain, but unfortunately everyone didn't give him a chance anymore, and set off directly to the first scenic spot.