Chapter 33: Flying Sword asked
Li Jiangling didn't have time to think about who he would take the initiative with the university. Now he just wants to find that damn cheats, think about the novels he used to read, how happy it is to find cheats! Li Jiangling felt that he was really deceived, and he blamed him for being young at that time, and he didn't do it with love, so he actually went to find some secret books? It is useless to regret it, Li Jiangling can only recall the routine of hiding cheats in the novel in the mood of waste utilization.
Small animals, small ponds, stone monuments, caves, skeleton statues, Li Jiangling went through a lot of hardships, and finally let his blind cat meet the dead mouse. He didn't expect that this was because Mr. Gao saw that this fool really couldn't find it, and he had played enough with him, so he gave him water and let him successfully find the legendary cheat.
Li Jiangling carefully took out the cheats from the jade box, and the yellowing of the paper must have been made by a professional. "Sword Technique", Li Jiangling reads:
The swordsman, the head of a hundred soldiers, and the king of all weapons.
However, what a sword is is is only a few feet of blade.
Blowing hair and breaking hair is for the sword, and inlaid with gold and jade is for the Chinese sword.
The flickering cold light is for the ice sword, and the blood to seal the throat is for the poison sword.
Chasing souls for thousands of miles is for flying swords, and shadowless and formless is for spirit swords.
Now, the rivers and lakes are changing day by day, and the sword is becoming more and more complicated. The way to seek the sword is to specialize.
If you wait for the sword with your heart, you can get its shape in fifteen years, and you can dye its momentum in thirty years.
And those who want to peep into kendo will have a hard time in their lives. Throughout the past and present, it is not the heaven to indulge in its talents, and the cultivation of a hundred generations cannot be sought. In thousands of years, only a few people are lonely and Ximen, and they have achieved a little success.
Today, someone wants to use a flying sword and asks, why not?
Pifu is the master of the century, and in a word, it is the law of the world. It is the transformation of heaven and earth, the fortune of prosperity and decline, and its life also comes from itself, and its way also has something to do.
Whoever wields the sword must remember it all his life, and whoever has no mercy will lose his deeds.
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Li Jiangling thought to himself, this cheat book was written by that stupid fork, he didn't graduate from elementary school, his cultural level is too low, he can't even make basic words and sentences, and he still swords, this kind of person is really cheap. What Li Jiangling didn't know was that there was a person named Fold himself who was already ready to drag him out and shoot him directly!
But now these are not the point, Li Jiangling took the cheats and went out to find Mr. Gao. Next, he can finally fulfill his childhood dream, the world is out of my generation, and the hero sheds blood without tears.
There is no need to elaborate on the process of study, and Li Jiangling is not a fool in front of study. It's just that his flying posture is a little ugly, and everyone will naturally not let go of the opportunity to laugh at him, everyone else is soaring the clouds, and he is climbing the clouds. However, Li Jiangling will comfort himself that the one who climbs the clouds is the real protagonist.
After Li Jiangling initially learned this magnetic flying technique, everyone decided to play a game of team battles. Of course, the weapon that Li Jiangling can use is the sword, who let him only find a sword duel. As for the three beauties, they can choose weapons at will, it seems that Li Jiangling has indeed offended Mr. Gao.
Under the leadership of Mr. Gao, the beauties went to the back warehouse to choose weapons. Li Jiangling looked at the dazzling array of sword weapons in front of him, with strange shapes and looming light. But he wasn't happy at all, but felt like he was being hit by these stupid swords, and the reason was very simple, these big swords didn't match his clothes at all. I usually think about these big swords, but when I really came, I realized that not everyone can afford to play them. After thinking about it, he decided to play a game of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. How can he pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger? Two swords, of course.
On the bright side, there is a breeze long sword, which looks silly and stupid, like a fledgling swordsman. Secretly choose another flying sword, and at the critical moment, the Jedi counterattacks and decides the winner with one sword. Li Jiangling feels that those novels are still not in vain, and they can still provide some ideas at critical times.
There is no need to explain the Qingfeng Long Sword, everyone should know that it is just a silly wooden sword. It may still be made of mahogany, but with a special paint on the outside, which looks like a metal sword. And the flying sword has to explain a few more words, the flying sword here is not a flying sword. Rather, it's a laser trigger that can be worn on your finger. The movement of your fingers can be used to trigger a laser that will hit your opponent. When the opponent is hit by a pillar of light, a weak electric current will be generated on the clothing to simulate the damage of being hit. Li Jiangling thought to himself, how is this a bit like the six-vein divine sword in the novel, why is it called a flying sword, it seems that martial arts novels are not popular. If you make it longer and bigger, it's like the laser sword in Star Wars, so in this era of pervasive business, you can't just look at the name, otherwise it's easy to be fooled.
Li Jiangling chose his weapon, and while thinking about it on the side, several beauties finally came out. Li Jiangling observed carefully and found that Xiao Tiantian chose a leather whip, and sure enough, what kind of weapon she chose was what kind of character. Fortunately, I didn't choose an embroidery needle, otherwise this red dress would be matched with an embroidery needle, and the picture would be unimaginably beautiful! Xiaoya chose a long knife, it seems that the goddess also has a grumpy side, but the long knife with long legs, the more you look at it, the more beautiful it is. Jing Yao's choice is the strangest, it seems to be a bamboo flute, and it seems to be a stick, which makes people completely confused, and can only say that a woman's heart is a needle. However, after Li Jiangling made a comprehensive observation, he was relieved, it seems that he can take five kills in a row this time, and he will be super god.
Li Jiangling thought that it was necessary to divide sects and talk about rules. How do you know that the beauties don't have these concepts at all, and they will do it directly as soon as they come up, of course Li Jiangling is not to be outdone! The world is out of my generation, and the years of entering the rivers and lakes are urging. The emperor is talking and laughing, and he is more drunk than life. Lifting a sword and riding to wave the ghost rain, the white bones are like mountain birds flying in shock. The world is like a tide, people are like water, and only a few people in the rivers and lakes are back.
After a chaotic battle, Li Jiangling gradually fell into disadvantage. Just when the beauties thought they were sure to win, Li Jiangling suddenly made a killer move. Looking at my flying sword and asked, Li Jiangling Jedi counterattacked, and the beauties were caught off guard and defeated one after another.
Hooligans, sluts, looking for death! The three beauties were flushed and suddenly became angry. The weapons in the hands have also changed. A bundle of immortal ropes suddenly appeared and tied Li Jiangling up; Another big net fell from the sky, leaving Li Jiangling with nowhere to escape; snapped, and the leather whip was also whipped on Li Jiangling's back; Even Xiaoya, who is usually gentle, did not hesitate to slash the big knife on Li Jiangling's leg.
What's going on? Li Jiangling's face was covered. What's going on? In fact, it is very simple, Li Jiangling's flying sword unintentionally slashed through the chests of the beauties. As mentioned earlier, after the laser hits, a weak current will be generated, and the beauties feel that they are being electrified, or in an indescribable part, and the crispy and numb feeling is difficult to speak. Coupled with all the coincidences that happened before, Li Jiangling's shameless evil deeds finally led to the volcanic eruption of the beauties, and new hatreds and old hatreds came to my heart together, can there still be Li Jiangling now?
Of course, everyone will not explain to Li Jiangling what kind of injury he suffered innocently, but he just hit him with a head and face: asked you to fly the sword and asked, told you to practice the sword if you don't learn well, called you a sword, called you a scumbag, you slut...... Li Jiangling could hear a bunch of gibberish words in his ears. But he was beaten hard. Li Jiangling also regretted it a little, he knew that he wouldn't play any flying sword like this, and he was beaten in vain without saying anything, which made everyone unhappy. But Li Jiangling didn't know that he couldn't run away from this beating, even if he didn't play flying swords, Mr. Gao would have a way to let him fall into this sword pit. Whoever made Li Jiangling dishonest in his dreams.
Mr. Gao watched Li Jiangling being beaten from the sidelines, and he also felt particularly relieved. However, out of professional ethics, she still has to come forward to persuade everyone after she is angry. Li Jiangling can be exempted from the death penalty, but the living crime is inescapable, and he is going to prepare dinner for everyone.
Li Jiangling, who escaped, looked at Mr. Gao's smiling expression, and always felt that he had fallen into a trap again. Mr. Gao asked him with concern if he wanted to rub some medicine. Li Jiangling is still hard-mouthed, what kind of medicine to rub? They're just tickling me. Of course, Mr. Gao also saw that everyone was measured and did not really hurt Li Jiangling. It's just that Li Jiangling should usually lack exercise, and this fight seems to be a game, but it is actually very exercised. To make an inappropriate analogy, it's like doing a set of yoga exercises in the air, and every part of the body is exercised. Li Jiangling should have been a little overexercised, and his muscles were sore.
Some people may think that the so-called excessive exercise muscle soreness is due to the metabolism of lactic acid by muscles in an anaerobic environment. Li Jiangling will definitely despise you, these pseudo-scientific knowledge that has been circulated for many years, I don't know which physical education teacher came up with it.
Muscle soreness caused by excessive exercise has nothing to do with lactic acid, and if it has to be said, it is because both nouns have a sour word. The reason is simple, the lactic acid produced under exercise will be broken down in a short time after the exercise stops. The muscle soreness caused by excessive exercise may not disappear for many days, so it is unlikely that lactic acid has caused long-lasting soreness. So what is the real reason? This scientist also said badly. However, a reliable guess is that when the human body exercises excessively, the muscles produce a large amount of metabolic waste. Due to the body's self-protection mechanism, there is a reaction similar to inflammation, and this soreness is used to remind the body to protect itself.
But now scientific knowledge can't help Li Jiangling anything, he still has to make dinner honestly. Strive to use a rich dinner to get everyone's forgiveness, although I don't know what I did wrong, but Li Jiangling knows very well that the most important thing at this time is not right or wrong, but whether Jing Yao can be happy, if Jing Yao is not happy, then his beautiful dream of two days and one night will come to naught. Only when you can endure hardships can you become a master, Li Jiangling comforted himself.
Addendum: I was a little confused in my heart, and I wrote a chapter in a daze. Because someone told me that if 100,000 words are not short, be ready to cut yourself, others generally have 20,000 or 30,000 words, and more than 100,000 words have already been signed. I went to look at similar works, and sure enough, many of them were like this, if they hadn't signed them, they wouldn't have been able to sign more than 200,000 words. Friends who are still reading books, please support it, collect votes, the data is too ugly now. I don't dare to look at other people's works at all, and many people write new works of thousands of words with better data than me. So, if all of you who are still reading this book don't support it, I can't imagine what will happen? I've just started this book, am I going to face such a cruel ending?