Chapter 4 How Do Talking Rabbits Eat?
"You're Snow White?"
Although Song Ying had never seen Snow White, with the introduction in the fairy tale book, he found that this was the same as the Snow White he knew.
"I, I am," she curled up at the root of a tree like an overly frightened kitten, shivering, "mighty hunter, will you let me go?" I know my presence has upset the Queen, but I can guarantee that if you let me go, I will go into the forest and never come out again! ”
Faced with the poor Snow White begging for mercy, Song Ying is in a fugue.
Fairy tales, after all, are really a world of faces.
The good-looking ones are saved by the prince, the dwarfs are taken care of, and then look at the poor ugly monsters, none of the ugly-looking witches seem to have a good death.
Even the queen, a woman with a symbol of appearance, was defeated in front of the more beautiful Snow White.
Song Yingke still remembers what the HR manager said to herself when she first interviewed, unqualified!
What's wrong with not looking good?! Eat your rice!
That being said, looking at Snow White, the goddess of childhood, Song Ying couldn't help but feel comfortable even if she made a vase and put it beside her.
You can really do whatever you want if you're good-looking.
"Don't worry" he sat on the ground with a fart~ "I haven't had a hobby of killing little girls"
"Really?" Like a wounded little rabbit, Snow White poked her head out and looked at Song Ying twice, as if she had received a positive answer, and sat beside him with a sigh of relief, "Thank you great hunter, you are the most ...... I have ever seen"
"Wait," Song Ying quickly stopped Snow White's praise.
Even if it is a child's fairy tale world, can you be more real when you speak? No matter how sentence after sentence, it seems to be flattery.
Snow White, who was ordered to stop, looked at Song Ying and didn't know what she had done.
Looking at Snow White with a silly and cute face, Song Ying sighed, "Forget it, I'll find something to eat, it just so happens that there are all small animals here"
I thought Snow White would say no, but I didn't expect her to nod happily, "Mr. Hunter, can you give me some food too?" ”
Hurry up and apologize to the animals who helped you!
Song Ying, who has lost her temper, is determined to grab some meat and have a picnic.
Draw a full moon with your bow and aim far away.
It just so happened that a rabbit jumped out of the house.
The eye of the writing wheel opened silently, which made him see more clearly invisibly, even if the rabbit was moving at high speed, he dared to guarantee that the next arrow would definitely shoot through the rabbit's head!
But have you ever seen a rabbit in a suit like a gentleman?
The internal force runs to both ears, and a sound of underestimation can be heard.
It's going to be late, it's going to be late!
Suddenly the rabbit stopped and pulled out a pocket watch from his bosom, "Baby, oh, I'm sorry, I'm going to be late again!" ”
Putting the pocket watch away, the rabbit pulled his legs and started running again.
Is the world so weird? The rabbit can talk, and even dress like a gentleman!
The longbow that drew the full moon never shot ~ the arrow.
"Mr. Hunter?" Snow White rubbed her hungry lower abdomen and got up from the ground, she found Song Ying frozen there, so she looked in his direction, "Wow! It's a bunny! ”
"Yes, a little rabbit with clothes on" Song Ying nodded.
"Looks like a lot of meat"
As soon as Snow White opened her mouth, Song Ying was instantly hit all over her body, although the fairy tale never said that Snow White was a princess who liked small animals, and the whole story only said how beautiful and endearing she was.
But, but when you meet a little rabbit, you just want to eat it!
Song Ying, who has a much more food than ordinary people, sighed, even if she wears clothes and can talk, she should eat it.
"The rabbit is running away!" Snow White pounced first, and Song Ying, who was blocked in the direction, couldn't aim for a while, so she could only put away her bow and follow quickly.
The rabbit who was still in a hurry was startled by Snow White, even if he looked good, it didn't work, he couldn't look at his beautiful face, peel and pluck his own hair, and then jump into the pot, and even if he was willing to do this, Song Ying didn't agree, he preferred to roast and eat.
The rabbit ran in front and Snow White chased behind, although Song Ying could easily get past Snow White and catch the rabbit as soon as he lifted his foot, but he didn't do it.
After all, a rabbit that can talk in clothes really doesn't want to eat it, and it may feel no different from eating people.
In this way, the rabbit came to the back of a large tree and jumped in.
"The rabbit has jumped into the tree hole! What a big tree hole," Snow White, who had become a naughty girl, shouted, and jumped into it, "If I jump in together, I will definitely catch a large nest of rabbits, and then I will be satisfied." ”
Looking at Snow White who was squeezing inward, Song Ying hurriedly reached out and grabbed ~ her little ~ legs.
The skin of the small ~ legs is also snow-white, very slippery ~ tender, like soaking in a milk bathtub all the time.
Song Ying's strength is very strong, but the rabbit hole seems to have an attraction, and it is not bad for a while that he actually sucks him in.
"Mr. Hunter, you're down too," Snow White said as she looked at the sudden number of people in front of her.
"Snow White, haven't you thought about the consequences of jumping?"
Both were headfirst down, but strangely, a few minutes had passed and they were still falling.
Is it still a bottomless pit?
"I only think about rabbits" She spit out her little ~ tongue embarrassedly, and she looked really cute.
"Mr. Hunter, you see, we've all been down for so long, and we haven't reached the ground" Snow White looked at Song Ying, staring at him with big black eyes and winking, "I don't know what your name is?" ”
"My name is Song Ying" This carefree, rather silly and sweet Snow White really made Song Ying feel very sad, no wonder the queen in the fairy tale tried to kill her every time she succeeded.
It's not that the enemy is too cunning, it's that the teammates are too piggy.
"I'm Snow White," she said as she introduced herself, "you say, we've been falling like this, will we end up on the other side of the world?" ”
"We will starve to death on the way to the other side of the world," Song Ying said bluntly, they are not falling fast, and it will take many days to cross the earth.
But this is a fairy tale world, and nothing can be explained by common sense, maybe they can really wear it to the other side of the world.
The two were silent for a long time, and Snow White suddenly smiled, "It's good to meet Mr. Hunter"
Song Ying just went to see her, and the two of them kept falling, falling, falling, and falling, at this time, it would be good for someone to talk to relieve boredom, even if this kind of falling speed fell to the ground, no one would die.
"Mr. Hunter is such a gentle man," Snow White's smile became brighter and brighter, "I am the first person I have met who has been so kind to me." ”
Song Ying opened her mouth and just wanted to speak.
Poof!
A slight pain in his back fell to the ground, and then he felt a softness in his arms, and Snow White fell into his arms.