Chapter 1 Changing Star King (Second Update, Asking for a Monthly Pass)
On June 8, the college entrance examination ended.
The Zhang sisters admit that they have no problems with the exam, and now everything is ready, and they only owe the admission letter.
After the last exam of high school, the Zhang sisters can finally return to Liangshan without worry.
Maybe it's because of the influence of Zhizi and Xiaoqian, since the two sisters returned to the Panda House, Rama hasn't met with the two sisters, she agrees with Zhizi's idea, they are all followers of Zuo Xiaoright, and they will experience a lot of worlds in the future, but the Zhang sisters are not. Even if the Zhang sisters are women in the real world, they think they are higher than the Zhang sisters.
The asymmetry of each other's identities, coupled with the asymmetry of strength, Rama did not have the idea of getting close to the Zhang sisters from the beginning, especially after seeing the low strength of the Zhang sisters, this idea became even stronger.
Hum! How do tigers and cats make friends?
Regarding Rama's attitude, although Zuo Xiaoyou was helpless, he didn't take it to heart, but Rama's research on the terminator in the underground base all day helped Zuo Xiaoyou.
On the night of the first day of the college entrance examination, Zuo Xiaoyou said to the T-X maid that he hoped that the Terminator could be more optimized, not only the appearance of the same as that of humans, but also the physiological characteristics of human beings. Of course, there is no need to have children.
Easier said than done. Even with Rama's IQ, it is not an easy task to transform the Terminator into the physiological characteristics of humans.
But it's fun when it's challenging, and now Rama spends his days in the underground base, researching the Terminator.
Zhizi and Xiaoqian went around in Japan and bought a lot of specialties again, this time, Zuo Xiaoyou will also take it to take a look when he is fine, or play games, which makes the Zhang sisters very surprised, I didn't expect Zuo Xiaoyou to watch such an entertaining thing.
"There's nothing strange about that." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "Even if it is dross, there are merits, such as these physiological and hygiene films." If no one makes this kind of thing, the newlyweds will make jokes when they are in the cave house, and they will not be happy by brute force alone. Zi said: Chromophobia! It's all human nature, and there's no need to shy away from it. ”
The two sisters felt that what Zuo Xiaoyou said was very reasonable.
"But this kind of thing is still watched behind closed doors and not let outsiders know." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "After all, it's privacy, it's good that we know it ourselves." ”
The two sisters felt that it made too much sense, so they often studied with Zuo Xiaoyou behind closed doors and did not let outsiders know......
On the tenth day after the return of the left and the right, the next world was determined.
""Changing Stars"?" Hearing this name, Zuo Xiaoyou was surprised: "It's Xingye's movie again?" Can't you replace it with someone else's? ”
"I'm just posting tasks." Blackie's answer was the same as always.
Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head. downloaded "Changing Star King" on the Internet and watched it with Zhizi, Xiaoqian, Rama, and Old Lady Ren.
"Changing Stars" is a fantasy sci-fi comedy film directed by Wei Min and starring Xing Ye, Gigi, Meng Da, etc., which was released in Xiangjiang in 1995. The film tells the story of Li Zexing who was bombarded and killed to pieces for offending the gang leader, but fortunately Professor Jiang Si transformed him into an artificial man who can change various forms and resurrected, and later he was chased and killed by the iron armor Weilong, but finally by inserting the chip invented by the professor. The story of his defeat of the Iron Dragon, and at the same time winning the hearts of his classmates.
After the movie was released in Xiangjiang, it achieved a box office of 35 million, which is good. But the reason why this movie was born. In fact, it is also related to Xingye's continuous box office failures.
Xing Ye's box office will fail, of course, it is very rare, and the movies that fail at the box office are actually very famous, namely "Journey to the West" and "Soul Night".
That's right. Although "Journey to the West" is regarded as a classic, the original box office was indeed a hit, plus "Soul Night". These two movies with more serious themes suffered box office failures in that unserious place in Xiangjiang, which can actually be regarded as an inopportune time. It was the failure of those two movies that made Stephen Chow choose to continue to cooperate with the fat man Wang Jing, and filmed "Changing Star King" with a vulgar joke that he didn't like very much.
"Changing Stars" is actually a work with a follow-up to "Strange Heroes in Disguise", but Xingye's film has a world of its own, and faces complex life with a consistent attitude, which is more clever than Jim Carrey's over-exaggerated but lacking internal spiritual foundation.
However, too many of Xingye's works are affected by low-level and interesting commercial factors, and many scripts are patched together, and low-level ", pee, and fart" jokes are full of them, which greatly reduces the level of the work, and "Changing Stars" has not been spared.
In the first half of the film, the "change" of "Changing Stars" can't be talked about, but it just caters to the consistent low-level taste of Xiangjiang films and concocts boring jokes.
Later, the love passage between Ah Xing and Worm was exaggerated and cute, and they played volleyball and other love scenes, which can make people "treat meat and hemp as fun", reflecting the skill of Xing Ye.
At the end of the film, a supermarket bargain vs. brand-name high-end competition is imaginative, which can be described as a modern version of the Monkey King's 72 changes, compared to a film like "Strange Masterpiece in Disguise", which has no change in image, this film also seems to be more suitable for the taste of Chinese audiences.
But putting aside the absurdity in the movie, in fact, the movie itself is not without merit, for example, the artificial man researched by Professor Jiang Si can create a deformed artificial human with cheap goods, and it can continue to evolve, which is really a great invention.
After watching this movie, Rama's eyes flashed: "I want to discuss it with this doctor." ”
Zuo Xiaoyou nodded: "It just so happens that I also want to study with him, maybe I can find the direction for the evolution of the Terminator." ”
"This movie only has a little value for androids, and everything else seems to be messed up." Tomoko said.
"That's it for Wang Jing's movie." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "At least in 1995, such a movie can achieve a high box office, as for the connotation or something, forget it." ”
"Yes." Tomoko stood behind Zuo Xiaoyou, bent over, supported her arms on Zuo Xiao's right shoulder, and said, "At least this movie leaves the research direction of androids, but what tasks will we release after we go in?" ”
"We'll talk about it then." Zuo Xiaoyou turned his head to look at Rama, then looked at Old Lady Ren, and said, "It's good for Rama and I to enter this movie, Zhizi, Xiaoqian, and the housekeeper." Do not go. ”
Because there is an extra Rama, now to enter the film world, you need to choose the number of people who want to enter again. In the last world, Rama did not enter "Journey to the West" because he was studying the Terminator, and this movie is more in line with Rama's research direction, so it has no meaning to Zhizi and them, and there is no need to experience that world.
The three of them have no objection to Zuo Xiaoyou's arrangement, but Zuo Xiaoyou is also thinking, what task will "Hundred Changing Stars" give? Come and think about it. It seems that only the study of androids is somewhat difficult, and the rest is irrelevant.
"Alright." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Everyone go and do their own thing, don't think about it." ”
After all, it is the soldiers who will block, and the water will cover the earth.
On June 18th, the Dragon Boat Festival arrived.
For this festival to commemorate Qu Yuan, there are different customs and habits all over the country, northerners may wrap some zongzi, boil some eggs and eat, and it will be over, while the south has more water. In addition to eating zongzi, there is also the custom of dragon boat racing. Of course, there is no one here in Liangshan.
In the past, the villagers of Liangshan even lived a tight life, how could they have the energy to race dragon boats, and few families even knew how to make zongzi. That is, after the left and the right came. Every year before the Dragon Boat Festival, they will buy some Jiangmi jujubes and zongzi leaves to give to the villagers, and the villagers of Liangshan Village have only eaten zongzi for two years.
This year is different, this year the villagers are better and have money in their hands. I thought about something different. Liangshan Village also has crisscrossed rivers, so there is no problem in holding dragon boat races.
As early as a month ago, the village chief discussed with Zuo Xiaoyou about holding a dragon boat race this year. Zuo Xiaoyou is naturally supportive, but it takes a lot of time to build a dragon boat, and there is only one family in the village that is a carpenter, and it is obviously not possible to rely on this family alone, so Zuo Xiaoyou took over the task of manufacturing dragon boats, relying on his own T-1000, to build a large, two small, three dragon boats.
The big dragon boat can carry twelve people, one helmsman, one drummer, and ten oarsmen; The small dragon boat can only carry five people, one drummer and four oarsmen.
There are not many people in Liangshan Village, and there are three dragon boats, which is enough to be lively. In the past ten days, the village has selected contestants for dragon boat training, but Zuo Xiaoyou and the village chief plan that after the dragon boat racing is over, the villagers can also get on the dragon boat by themselves and experience the feeling of rowing.
On this day of the Dragon Boat Festival, after eating zongzi and eggs in the morning, the villagers went out of their homes one after another, brought small benches to the river, and watched the first dragon boat race in Liangshan Village in their lives.
This time, the village chief personally served as the drummer of the big dragon boat, sitting on the dragon boat with a red face, holding the drum hammer in both hands, and beating the big drum: "Folks, this year is the first dragon boat race held in our Liangshan Village. I'm not going to tell you anything, nothing else, how did we get all this today? Didn't Xiao Zuo come to our Liangshan Village after he came! So I propose, everyone applauds, and Xiao Zuo is welcome to say a few words to us! Applaud! ”
Bang Bang Bang -
A round of applause rang out, Zuo Xiaoyou didn't expect the village chief to suddenly lift himself out, smiled a little helplessly, and had to jump on the dragon boat, and folded his hands to express his gratitude to the applauding villagers.
"Thank you, don't applaud, your hands hurt after a long time."
As soon as these words came out, the scene was full of laughter.
Zuo Xiaoyou also smiled and said, "Actually, I don't have anything to say, but the village chief has to force me to say it, so I'll say a few words." Clear his throat: "Our Liangshan Village will get better and better, and everyone's life will get better and better." Okay, after the two sentences, in order to prevent the village chief from talking nonsense, I announce: The dragon boat race has officially begun! ”
In the applause and cheers of the villagers, Zuo Xiaoyou jumped off the dragon boat, and watched with a smile as more than a dozen strong men rowed the dragon boat to the end of the line under the encouragement of the drums.
The Zhang sisters gathered around Zuo Xiaoyou, smiling and cheering loudly for the villagers who were racing dragon boats.
In fact, if you watch the dragon boat race on TV, it is very boring, but if you are there, it is very interesting. No matter what the event is, you can only appreciate the charm by participating in it.
Fishing, for example, is a sporting event, but who wants to watch TV and watch others go fishing? But if you get involved and go fishing by yourself, it's very interesting.
Zuo Xiaoyou likes fishing very much, so after the dragon boat race in the morning, Zuo Xiaoyou and the villagers participated in the fishing competition, the competition starts at one o'clock in the afternoon and lasts until four o'clock in the afternoon, whoever catches the most fish weighs the most, who wins. The top three can get the medals of the top three in the first Liangshan Village Fishing Competition.
Medals are not valuable, what you want is the meaning of winning awards.
Zuo Xiaoyou was reluctant to compete with the villagers, and finally did not enter the top three, but seeing the simple smiles of the three villagers who hung the medals, Zuo Xiaoyou felt that his approach was extremely correct.
The activities of the Dragon Boat Festival came to an end, and every villager was very happy, especially the children. After the dragon boat race, the children all ran to the dragon boat to experience the feeling of rowing a dragon boat. There are adults following, but they are not afraid of accidents, every child is playing crazy, and the price is that they sleep very well tonight.
After the end of the Dragon Boat Festival, the three dragon boats have become the public property of the village, and when you have nothing to do, you can take the dragon boat to the center of the river to fish, or you can row the dragon boat on the river to enjoy the beautiful scenery.
Of course, you have to spend money.
This is also counted as a financial income for the village.
After the Dragon Boat Festival, Liangshan returned to its former calm. At this time, the village has already harvested a crop of wheat, and the roads in the village are full of golden wheat, which will be harvested in the evening and continued to dry the next day.
The weather in Liangshan has been mainly sunny during the days of drying wheat. In fact, since Zuo Xiaoyou helped the villagers plan planting, Liangshan has been in good weather. It must rain when it should rain, and it must be sunny when it should be sunny, so that many villagers in Liangshan Village think that Liangshan must have been favored by the gods, and Liangshan will become a real paradise.
Of course, this is not the favor of the gods, but the result of the deliberate manipulation of Zuo Xiaoyou, as long as he is there, the villagers of Liangshan Village do not have to worry about natural disasters. In fact, the possibility of an earthquake has been wiped out.
With his powerful mana, Zuo Xiaoyou has strengthened all of China's land, and even if the continental plate shakes in the future, it will definitely not affect China's plate. However, Zuo Xiaoyou only solved the problem of earthquakes, and as for problems such as typhoons and floods, they were left to the government to solve.
Mencius said: Born in sorrow and died in peace.
A country without a sense of crisis is easy to perish, so if China wants to do well, it must always be surrounded by a sense of crisis, only in this way will the government have a sense of vigilance, the people will have a sense of urgency, and the country can prosper.
Reality is the best example of this.
(There is a shift after the early hours of the morning.) (To be continued.) )
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