Chapter 19: Report Taken by Aliens
I don't know if I will go there for a date next time, but now Li Jiangling can only send Jing Yao home. It was impossible to let Jing Yao go to his house again, and such a reality made Li Jiangling pay attention to the report he handed in again. So, he has recently started to become diligent and has more time to go to work.
The intelligent attendance robot is a bit nerve-wracking, and Li Jiangling's attendance data is frequently abnormal. In modern society, a flexible working system has been implemented, and it is enough to work two days a week. This Li Jiangling has always stepped on the bottom line before. But recently, it seems that he has completely changed a person, and the intelligent robot has repeatedly checked the height, appearance, posture, walking posture, and even pupils and even fingerprints of this person named Li Jiangling.
It's a pity that all the identity data collected proves that he is still the original Li Jiangling. If Li Jiangling is an alien in disguise, the intelligent attendance robot feels that it should continue to track. So how difficult it is for an alien to really want to hide in modern society, and the ubiquitous intelligent robots are waiting for the alien to be caught, so that they can make a contribution.
In fact, Li Jiangling's purpose in coming to the office is very simple, he just wants to know whether his report has been read by the director, and what does the director think? Li Jiangling even pretended to pass by the director's office several times. The director is still the director, and the report is still the same report. The mule didn't give birth to a foal, and the black rooster didn't turn into a colorful phoenix!
Li Jiangling felt that he was empty, he had lost hope in the report, and was about to wait for the next job to continue to find Jingyao. As the so-called good women are afraid of pestering men, since they can't take shortcuts, they have to entangle for a long time and abandon the pursuit to impress the goddess. The so-called cheats only have three tricks, the first is to persevere, the second is to be shameless, and the third is to insist on being shameless.
Li Jiangling was in a daze, but Xiao Yang seized the opportunity to ascend to the sky. The director was not there, but suddenly a big man came. Xiao Yang stepped forward with a calm face, but in fact, he was already excited in his heart. He thought to himself, the great god has finally arrived, and it turns out that he is the protagonist.
The great god in Xiao Yang's heart is actually Professor Liu, the chief scientist in charge of the entire alien search project. Generally speaking, people who have reached this position should be called Liu Lao, but this professor is not as old as he imagined, and he is really powerful, so everyone calls him Da Liu in private. Of course, on the surface, he still has to be called Professor Liu.
But obviously, Xiao Yang thought too much. The great god doesn't have much interest in the scientific research dogs under his hands. It's just that when I was thinking about the problem, I accidentally walked into the small department in this corner. But since it's already in, it's hard to say that it's okay to wander around, so the people under your hands are too chilling. So the great god had to deal with it and went to the director's office to take a look. As for Xiao Yang's proposed tea, the great god was not interested at all.
It is said that there is no coincidence that there is no book, and the god who was supposed to deal with the matter accidentally saw the report on the desk. Scientists who are dedicated to the search for aliens are of course sensitive to the word aliens, albeit an inconspicuous report. But the three words alien still made the great god involuntarily pick up the report and look through it.
After a brief reading, the great god had already understood the content of the report, and looked at the author: Li Jiangling, and these three words couldn't help but read out.
Although the great god only pronounced three words, Xiao Yang, as a scientific research dog, had accurately understood the meaning of the great god. Although he didn't know what the report was about, Li Jiangling knew it very well. At this time, of course, you have to take the initiative to report the situation to the great god.
Tell him to come in, the instructions of the great god are still very short, there is no sorrow or joy, and there is no inner thought.
Xiao Yang doesn't care about these details, and correctly understanding and fully implementing the instructions of the great god is a compulsory course for every scientific research dog to get started.
Brother Li, come with me, Da Liu is looking for you. Xiao Yang's brief communication made Li Jiangling, who was thinking deeply, completely confused. He thought to himself, who is the big cow, the most important thing we don't need here is the big cow.
Two research dogs walked into the director's office.
You are Xiao Li, and you wrote the report? The great god asked bluntly.
yes, you are? Li Jiangling has not yet reacted. But with the instinct of the science and engineering man, he was sure that the person in front of him was really a big bull, and the opportunity came. So he asked cautiously, trying to seize this opportunity.
Okay, it's okay, you guys go get busy. The great god had achieved his purpose and quickly ended the conversation.
The two scientific research dogs left in a daze.
Xiao Yang's heart was broken, and he decided to let Li Jiangling enjoy this collapse as well. So he told Li Jiangling the identity of the big cow. Sure enough, Li Jiangling was also depressed. I thought that I had made a big mistake cautiously, and the big boss came down to inspect the work. Li Jiangling actually put on a look that I don't know you, no wonder he has not been able to turn right, and there is a reason for it.
You can't rely on education, and you can't complain about the society! Li Jiangling decided to continue pestering the goddess.
There are two flowers, one on each branch.
It is said that the practice of the great god made the two scientific research dogs scratch their heads. And the great god himself was also surprised to see this report. It's not that the ideas are so new. As we said earlier, the same point has been made by countless people. The most important thing is the timing of the report, and the specifics of what it contains.
The great god thought about it and took the report back to his office. Ordered the beautiful little secretary to close the door from the outside, and no matter who came, he said that he was busy and did not see any guests. Then Professor Liu sorted out his thoughts, used the highest secret quantum satellite communication, and asked to report to Huo Lao.
Why should the great god be so cautious, I just said that Li Jiangling's report appeared at a coincidental time. A top-secret plan has just been drawn up to find aliens, and the great god is in charge of a part of the plan. The most important thing is that the content of Li Jiangling's report actually overlaps with the top-secret plan. Although it is said that it is unlikely that this plan will leak, the necessary procedures still need to be followed.
So why did the above make a top-secret plan to find aliens, this story is also very long. It starts from more than 100 years ago, Huaguo engaged in an ancient dynastic project to find the lost chronology of its civilization. At that time, only a partial result was achieved, but there are still countless experts who continue to search for the lost chronology. Just a few years ago, new cultural relics were unearthed, and then experts in various fields were gathered to study and find that this could actually fill a blank history from the Spring and Autumn Period to the Warring States Period. How many experts are excited, knowing that the civilization at that time already had a mature writing system, and there is a clear written record of the history before this, and there is a clear written record of the history after it. Just such a paragraph in the middle, as if someone had detained it, disappeared without a trace. This has also become a pain in the hearts of many researchers, and countless people have rushed forward one after another, and more than 100 years have passed, and there is finally a dawn.
Isn't this history, what does it have to do with aliens? It really has something to do with aliens, because something unusual has been found in it. As for what this thing is, with Da Liu's level, he has no right to know. Huo Lao just told him that through this thing, it could at least be proved that there were aliens, and that aliens or their unmanned spacecraft had ever come to Earth. For the scientist Da Liu, this information is enough. All he has to do is expand the Sky Eye project tenfold, listen to the universe, the earth, and all the places he can think of, looking for alien signals.
After Da Liu contacted Huo Lao, the security department was ordered to investigate the incident reported by Li Jiangling......
In fact, long before the security department, there were already robots investigating Li Jiangling. Who's it, it's the intelligent attendance robot at the door of the unit. This is not a joke, the plan to find aliens is not only carried out by Da Liu, but there are also many forces that are usually hidden, and they have also started to move at this time.
At this time, Li Jiangling didn't know anything about this, he put all his thoughts on Jing Yao, but unfortunately the date with Jing Yao was abnormal again. He happily looked for Jing Yao, but was told by Jing Yao that he had an appointment with a friend temporarily, and he couldn't meet him today, so he changed the appointment to the next day.
Li Jiangling, who was helpless, had to go home alone. Then the intelligent advertising robot at home, no, the intelligent housekeeper recommended a TV series to him again. also thoughtfully recommended an urban emotional drama to him, and at this time, Li Jiangling felt that he just needed a TV series, so he gladly accepted it. However, he asked to skip the ads and intros, and to remove the repetition of the previous episode in each episode. Speaking of which, this is also the most annoying part, a TV series, and the audience is fooled. After watching the previous episode, the next episode has to repeat the content of the previous episode for half an hour. It's no wonder that everyone doesn't like to watch TV series anymore, it's simply Mango's self-depravity.
complained about it, deleted the content that was played repeatedly, and the TV series can still be watched. Li Jiangling himself watched it with tears in his eyes, watched it, and brought himself into the TV series. He thought to himself: In the future, Jing Yao and I will not have such twists and turns, it should be impossible. My mother is not the kind of evil mother-in-law, but what if there is really a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law war?
Li Jiangling thought of this and reacted quickly. It seems that I have also been poisoned by the TV series and returned to a rational perspective. Mom is a reasonable person, and Jing Yao is also a sensible and kind girl. Therefore, the bloody plot of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law battle in the urban drama is completely impossible to happen here in the scientist Li Jiangling!
Li Jiangling felt that the TV series could not be watched anymore, so it was better to go downstairs for a walk. In the small garden downstairs, there are really a lot of people walking. It seems that everyone is using action to abandon Mango Terrace! Li Jiangling walked aimlessly, and a man ran past him, so fast that it brought a breeze. It can be seen that he is a lover of night running, muscular and muscular, and should be a muscular man.
The runner was called Guan Zhimiao, and after he ran over, he turned his head and glanced at Li Jiangling with contempt. I thought to myself, this kind of man walks slowly, it must be empty. Li Jiangling hadn't gone far before the muscular man ran over in the second lap. A beautiful woman appeared next to him and came over to hand him a towel to wipe his sweat. The muscular man glanced at Li Jiangling again, thinking to himself, the single dog is really pitiful, and he is walking alone at night.
There was also a man with glasses not far away, who was also running under the urging of his girlfriend. He was out of breath, and his girlfriend complained, you are really useless. The man with glasses was obviously not convinced, he pursed his mouth and gestured to Li Jiangling not far away, meaning, no matter how good I am, I am better than that guy.
Li Jiangling felt deeply hurt and decided not to take a walk anymore and go home to write a diary.
Li Jiangling wrote in his diary: When I was walking downstairs, someone was laughing at fifty steps and laughing at one hundred steps. Some people say that those who are one step ahead of the world are crazy, and those who are half a step ahead of the world are geniuses! I didn't even know how to walk, and then another voice said, "I'm not sick, you take two steps."
Scientists say: In fact, 50 steps to laugh at 100 steps, this kind of thinking is called qualitative analysis. In its opinion, both are running away, the nature is the same, and it is not qualified to laugh at the other. This ability should be initially possessed at the age of three. And to discuss the difference between one step and a half, this kind of thinking is called quantitative analysis. In its view, the difference of half a step is a world of difference, and there is a significant difference between the two. This is an ability that people can only possess until they are about seven years old.