Chapter 15: Confusion
Speaking of confusion, in fact, many people have it. Some people are confused by science, and some are confused by love. Some people are confused about careers, and some people are confused about life. For Li Jiangling's parents, their biggest confusion is their son.
His own son, who has been excellent in learning since he was a child, has been gifted in learning, and has hardly let his parents worry about it. It's just like the legendary child of someone else's family, who loves learning, loves labor, is obedient and sensible, doesn't fight, doesn't be late, doesn't leave early, what rebellious period, what early love, all of them are in him. Having such a perfect son made Li Jiangling's parents feel that they must have saved the world in their previous life.
However, flowers are not red for 100 days, and people are not good for 100 days. After my son had been in college for a few years, the school suddenly approached them and told them a situation that they still think like a bolt from the blue. Good son, it seems that something is not normal. The professional words used by the doctors were completely unacceptable to them. The most important thing is that the doctors can't diagnose whether it is or not, so in private, they think of another word to describe their son - alien.
Over the years, Li Jiangling's parents have been trying to save their son from the extraterrestrial. I thought of countless methods, but nothing worked.
Suddenly, one day, the couple brought all their savings, and even borrowed a large amount of money from relatives and friends, saying that they were going to travel around the world, and that the world was so big that they wanted to see it.
For a while, the three aunts and six women in the village were talking.
You say, Xiao Li and the two of them are crazy, they still want to go out and see when they are so old?
That's it, sitting at home, surfing the Internet, virtual reality is nothing, do you still need to go out in person?
You are stupid, they say that they go out and travel the world, and you believe it.
I guess I must have wanted to take my son out to see a doctor, but I can't say it directly, so I made up an excuse to travel the world.
It's still the third aunt who is smart.
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Before Li Jiangling's parents went out, they also went to the Pantheon Temple to put a stick of incense. No one knows what was specifically said, but this matter still let the three aunts and six women in the village know.
So, the three aunts and six women in the village started talking again.
I've heard that Xiao Li and his wife made an oath in front of the Bodhisattva. said that he wanted to go out to accumulate virtue and do good deeds, but he was definitely not traveling around the world, nor was he taking his son to see a doctor. In fact, it is to go out and spread the source of goodness, looking for the master.
I guess I don't have confidence in medicine anymore. So I came up with the idea of praying to God and worshiping Buddha, accumulating virtue and doing good, and praying for my son!
I've had them do it a long time ago, and they didn't listen to me before. What else do you say I'm a feudal superstitious, now they know it's amazing.
yes, I saw it on TV last time, and that's what the experts said.
Oh, I also heard the old king of the next village say that a blind fortune teller gave them instructions, saying that their son was a Wenqu star who had suffered a disaster and had to spend money to eliminate it.
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Is it really as the third aunt and six mothers say? Obviously not, Li Jiangling's mother felt that there was nothing wrong with her son, but he was completely immersed in mathematics. After thinking about it, I felt that letting my son fall in love might be the best way. may have watched the advertisements on TV before going out, so there was a scene of Li Jiangling going on a blind date at the beginning.
In fact, it wasn't just Lee Kong-ling's parents who were confused by him. An old professor in the medical school was also very puzzled by this. Over the years, he has taken Li Jiangling as a sample of his research. Is Li Jiangling a normal person? It is such a simple question, and the old professor has not been very sure.
To say that he is normal, it seems that something is abnormal. Say he's abnormal, but can't be sure how he's abnormal? It's like a tongue twister. This kind of ambiguous conclusion is the most difficult for ordinary people to accept. Fortunately, our professors are not ordinary people. They are rigorously scientifically trained, and they are sober and enthusiastic about things that are outside of their own body of knowledge.
Some people may think this is too nonsense, yes, yes, no, no, you can't be happy! The old professor will definitely tell you patiently, and when you study medicine, you will know that many things really can't be so happy. Because not everyone is obedient and gets sick according to the typical pathological features in medical books. So sometimes the doctor is also very difficult, how to get you not to hit him.
The old professor has been working on this topic for five years. The school has repeatedly hinted that it would be better to have a clear conclusion. In this way, they can also deal with Li Jiangling, so that he will not mess around at school like this. Making university compulsory is a complete waste of resources. Because as long as there is a clear conclusion, the problem is easy to deal with. If Li Jiangling is normal, then it will be dealt with according to normal procedures; If Li Jiangling's people are not normal, then they will be dealt with according to abnormal procedures. Now the conclusion is that it is normal and abnormal, which makes the school feel that it is difficult to deal with it, because there is no such regulation.
It is a pity that the professor did not understand the good intentions of the university and insisted on the pursuit of scientific truth, which caused great problems and troubles to the university. With such an outlier as Li Jiangling, there is no way to do it, the mood can be imagined, and he is simply wronged to death. A certain middle school student should be envious.
If the school feels wronged, there is another person who feels even more wronged. His name is Zhang Dianwei, and he is a student of the old professor. The old professor studied Li Jiangling's problem, and he naturally became the one who rushed to the front line. The old professor insisted on the truth of science, and the school was helpless. But for his students, this is easy to do, and we also stick to the principles, so poor Zhang Dianwei has never been able to finish his studies. Every time I defend my dissertation, without exception, I fail. The reason is obvious, the research project he participated in is not over.
Zhang Dianwei felt that he and Li Jiangling were like two entangled quanta, inexplicably implicated together, and if Li Jiangling did not graduate, he would not be able to finish his studies.
It is said that Li Jiangling still has no plans to graduate this year. Zhang Dianwei felt that not only Li Jiangling, but also their bedroom was abnormal. The dormitory number is called 520, but how do you look like 250?
The four 250's bumped into each other again in the library.
Fourth, let me introduce you. The boss's words made everyone's intentions clear. It turned out that Li Jiangling's performance had already spread to the dormitory. So there was another wave of melon-eating people. The second and third are also smiling and polite.
Oh, this is my girlfriend, Jing Yao. Li Jiangling's tone was calm, but there was pride hidden in the calm, and there was a little swelling under the pride.
Jing Yao, these are all from our dormitory. Li Jiangling is simple and straightforward.
That's it?
Or else?
Forget it, let's introduce ourselves.
Hello brother and sister, my name is ......
This was the scene where Jing Yao first met a few buddies in Li Jiangling's dormitory, which made her a little confused.
After a fight, the three of them left in a witty way. Ignoring Li Jiangling's enthusiastic retention, the invitation to eat together. On the way, the three of them also chatted together.
Did the goddess also come out on a blind date, what's wrong with this world? The boss was also a little confused.
Can you soak in a goddess by telling a few jokes? I'm going to give it a try, too. The second child was a little eager to try.
Maybe it's not a goddess, the third child is a little unsure.
What do you mean, is it a fool? The boss asked.
It's okay to be a fool, with this figure, what do you need IQ for? The second retorted.
The third child did not answer, the second child thought to himself, the third child is really bad, as soon as he talked about professional issues, he connected the hydroxyl group on the benzene ring and pretended to be pure (alcohol). However, the third child thinks that this is called duty (phenol).
At this time, Li Jiangling had already realized that the library could not stay any longer. Otherwise, this wave of onlookers will be endless. I can't sell tickets to collect money, which is a big loss. Usually I go to watch others by myself, but when it is my turn to be watched, I am a little uncomfortable. Does this make any sense? Do you want to write it in a book.
The stupid Li Jiangling had no idea that this book had already been written by someone else a long time ago. But it's not called onlookers, it's changed its name to be called Wai Others. I heard that it sells well, and sure enough, the rich don't need to buy good land, and there is money in the book, Zhong Su, and her daughter wants to be flat-minded, and read it in front of the window of civilization.
Without thinking much about it, Li Jiangling decided to take Jing Yao to eat Malatang. When he thought of this, he felt like his saliva was about to come out......
As a small Li Jiangling, Malatang is his favorite snack. There are also many stories about Malatang, but unfortunately Li Jiangling has been completely immersed in the food. He believed that Jing Yao, like himself, would fall in love with this delicacy. Spicy taste, thick soup, a dazzling variety of food, meat and vegetarian combination, nutritious and healthy.
I don't understand why the ancients looked down on Malatang at all! It may be that the level of science and technology was backward in ancient times, so I felt that lobster, abalone, geoduck, and these seafood were the top ingredients. In fact, as long as you spread out the map and take a look, most of the planet is ocean, when science and technology are developed, do you still think that seafood is rare?
The most important thing is that I heard that Malatang also has a magical effect. Li Jiangling decided to try it out for himself, and what could be more convincing than his own experience.
Finally, a little bit of Li Jiangling's own confusion. He wrote in his diary: How this book should be written, no one reads it at all. Should we continue? This is a huge dilemma for people who have difficulty choosing. In addition, the temple of all gods, Li Jiangling also went to when he was a child, is a tourist holy place where all the great gods are gathered together and it is convenient for everyone to visit.
Li Jiangling's family is still confused, but the next-door neighbor Lao Tang is no longer confused, he is only happy now. Why? Please see the next breakdown.