Chapter Seventy-Four: The Legendary Zombie

The group stood around the mausoleum for a long time, Wencai still couldn't hold back, and secretly dragged Qiu Sheng, as a good friend who grew up together, of course Qiu Sheng would understand, so he stood up and asked, "Master, what is the funeral?" โ€

Uncle Nine saw the questioning look on his apprentice's face, and Yao Jie was still by his side, so he explained to them, "The so-called legal burial is a vertical burial!" โ€

After finishing speaking, he asked Old Man Ren for verification, and said, "I don't know if what I said is right?" โ€

Old Man Ren frowned slightly, thought for a while and said, "That Mr. Feng Shui~ seems to have said, 'The ancestors are buried vertically, and the descendants will be prosperous!' โ€™โ€

Uncle Nine asked again, "Is that spirit spiritual?" โ€

"This..."

Old Man Ren didn't laugh this time, his brows wrinkled even tighter, he walked forward sadly, turned around and said, "Don't hide it from Uncle Jiu, in the past 20 years, our Ren family's business has been getting worse and worse, and I don't know why?" โ€

After Uncle Nine heard Ren Fa's situation, he bowed his head slightly to affirm what he wanted, pointed to the tomb and said to Master Ren, "I think this feng shui gentleman has an enmity with your Ren family!" โ€

"Hatred?"

The old man was a little confused.

Uncle Nine then analyzed: "Did the old lady have any holiday with him before his death?" โ€

This time, the old man's body stiffened and figured out the situation, and Zhengse said, "This piece of land was originally owned by Mr. Feng Shui, and after my father knew that it was a good hole, he bought it with money." โ€

Uncle Nine stared at Master Ren's unchanged expression, tilted his head and smiled, and said, "Oh! Just a lure? Is there any coercion? โ€

"Uh, hey!"

Seeing that Master Ren was so embarrassed, Uncle Nine also guessed the answer, and said, "I think it must be coercion!" โ€

As he spoke, he walked a few steps to the tomb, looked at the construction site and said, "Otherwise, he will never harm you, and he wants you to cover the entire dragonfly dot **." โ€

Ren said suspiciously, "What should I do?" โ€

"It should be covered with snowflakes, this is called dragonfly water, now the coffin head can't touch the water, how can the dragonfly point water!"

Uncle Nine pointed to the coffin that had just appeared, and then said to Old Man Ren, "He still has a conscience, so that you will be reburied in the coffin after twenty years, and it will not harm you for half your life, and it will not harm you for your eighteen generations!" โ€

After listening to Uncle Jiu's words, Old Man Ren's face was already ugly and his heart was in turmoil.

Until the servants digging the tomb shouted, "See! Only then did he react, and hurriedly followed Uncle Nine to the coffin.

Three thick wooden sticks, a simple landing gear made of ropes and pulleys, were lifted onto the excavated tomb.

Tie the dead knot tightly on the vertical coffin with a rope, and then a dozen or so young people standing outside the tomb started together and pulled the coffin vigorously.

"Hey! Hey! Hey ยทยทยทยทยท" With the shouts in unison, the black coffin buried deep in the soil was also creaked out by everyone.

After the coffin was completely placed, Uncle Nine stepped forward to take a look, and said in a deep voice, "Loosen the rope, nail it!" โ€

Then he turned his senses, looked at everyone and said, "Everyone, today is the time when Ren Gong ~ Wei Yong sees the light of day again, and all those who are 36, 22, 35, and 48 years old, who belong to chickens and cattle, will all turn around and avoid." โ€

As soon as the words fell, several people in the crowd turned around.

After counting the interest.

"After the evasion, everyone tidy up and open the museum!" With the order of the ninth uncle, the subordinates were about to open the coffin.

"Quack, quack, quackยทยทยทยทยทยท"

The birds in the forest seemed to be startled by something, and they flew up one by one, and there was a terrible and piercing crow cry in their ears.

Uncle Nine suddenly frowned slightly, feeling bad in his heart, and as the coffin was opened, Uncle Nine hurriedly stepped forward.

Yao Jie, who had been playing soy sauce for a long time, also hurriedly pulled Xian Hui and ran over, of course he knew that Ren Tingting's grandfather was going to be transformed, and the zombies he had only seen in movies and television appeared in front of him, of course, he had to observe and observe, and he was still a little excited in his heart.

As far as the eye could see, the corpse lying in the coffin, dressed in Qing Dynasty costumes and wearing an official hat, the body was intact and did not decompose in the slightest, if it were not for the pungent smell of corpses, it would be difficult to detect that this was a dead man, and it had been buried for twenty years.

Well, I haven't grown nails yet, I wonder if my teeth have gotten longer? There is no corpse gas surrounding, what a lie in the novel!

With his current careful inspection, he still didn't see anything wrong.

Yao Jie stood there and looked at it for a while, and suddenly found that Master Ren and Ren Tingting were both kneeling there, just a little bit of thunder and no rain!

Also, they have been dead for so many years, and how much sadness has faded, and now they are just obeying folk customs.

Uncle Nine frowned and looked at the coffin fixedly, of course he knew what the situation was, it was obviously a state of corpse transformation, if it was buried in the tomb, it would be easy to say, it would only affect his future generations.

No matter how hard he works to help the Ren family, he can solve the problem.

But when the coffin was unearthed, it became terrible, and the undecomposed corpse was definitely going to be transformed.

Thinking of this, Uncle Nine couldn't help but smile bitterly, that Mr. Feng Shui is not a good conscience, but a ruthless conscience, not only to let the Ren family slowly decline, but also to ruin their family!

Just when Yao Jie was "appreciating" the legendary zombies, Master Ren walked to Uncle Jiu's side and asked, "Uncle Jiu, can this tomb still be used?" โ€

Uncle Jiu's eyes did not leave the coffin, and he responded with his mouth, "The dragonfly points the water a little bit and points it again, it will definitely not be in the same position, this hole can no longer be used." โ€

Master Ren's heart was troubled again, and he continued, "What should I do then? โ€

A pair of eyes were also staring at Uncle Jiu, eager to know the answer.

Uncle Nine frowned and thought for a while, and said, "I propose to be cremated on the spot." โ€

When Master Ren heard this, he immediately shook his head and refused, "Cremation? No way! My father's greatest fear was fire, and I couldn't do that. โ€

What are you kidding, it was not filial piety to alarm the predecessors, and now they have to be cremated, so how to face the ancestors in the future!

Yao Jie always felt that it was a little strange to insist on not letting Uncle Nine cremate Ren Fa, but he couldn't say where the weirdness was.

Shaking his head, he ignored the matter.

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In the end, Uncle Nine still didn't screw the old man's stubbornness, so he had to take the coffin to Yizhuang first and then make plans.

Then Uncle Jiu asked the Ren family to carry the coffin to Yizhuang, but before leaving, he still instructed Qiusheng and Wencai to offer incense in front of the tomb, and even the graves on the side of the road had to be worshiped one by one.

Breaking ground will alarm the dead, so it is natural to offer incense and pray to reassure them.

However, Yao Jie glanced at Qiusheng before leaving, and turned around, so that he would not get involved in that matter.

Yizhuang.

As soon as Uncle Jiu arranged for the Ren family's subordinates to place the old lady's coffin neatly, he was about to discuss some things with Yao Jie, when he saw his apprentices Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng running over in a hurry.

"Master, it's not good! Look at the incense! โ€

As soon as Uncle Jiu saw the incense, his face suddenly became extremely ugly.

At this time, this pillar of incense seems to be of different lengths, uneven, one is long, and two are short.

took the incense and looked at it carefully, and then Uncle Nine sighed quietly, "People are most afraid of three long and two short, and incense is the most taboo, two short and one long." It's just burned like this! โ€

Hearing what the master said, Qiusheng couldn't help but ask, "What will happen then?" โ€

Uncle Nine closed his eyes and shook it gently, and said, "If there is this incense in the family, someone must be mourned!" โ€

Wen Cai saw that Qiusheng asked the master, and immediately said not to be outdone, "Is it the old man's family?" โ€

But it provoked Uncle Nine to glare angrily: "Nonsense! Could it be this? โ€

Uncle Nine was really speechless by this stupid apprentice, and he didn't pay attention to them, and walked to the back hall where the coffin was placed with his hands behind his back.

Stand in front of the coffin and feel the corpse smell coming and going.

Uncle Nine clapped his hands and was about to go to the house to get some utensils, when he saw the two apprentices rushing over, he immediately stood there calmly, waved his hand at them and said, "Prepare paper, pen, ink, sword!" โ€

"What?" Both widened their eyes at the same time.

Hiss~~~! Stupid!

Uncle Jiu's head was about to explode, and he said, "Yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife and wooden sword!" โ€

Yao Jie was happy watching it from the sidelines, he didn't feel anything when he watched the movie before, but now he experienced it himself, and he felt the funny of Wencai Qiusheng!

"Oh!" The two hurriedly ran out.

Time flies.

Wen Cai saw that Uncle Nine slaughtered a rooster with a knife in his hand, mixed black ink with fresh chicken blood, cast a spell and stirred it evenly, poured it into the ink fountain, scratched his head and asked, "Master, what's going on, is there anything wrong with the coffin?" โ€

After Uncle Nine first explained to the two apprentices, he instructed them, "The coffin is fine, but there is a problem with the dead inside!" Here, use an ink fountain to flick the whole coffin, don't miss anything! โ€

"Hmm!"

Qiusheng and Wencai both nodded yes, and after the two looked at each other, they couldn't help but push open the lid of the coffin.

"Wow! Master, the corpse is blessed! โ€

"Got it, got it, hurry up and cover it and play the line!"

Uncle Nine didn't even raise his head, he carefully drew the rune paper under his pen, as the heir of the Maoshan faction, if he couldn't even sense the corpse qi, the ancestor would come back to life and smoke him to death.

Wencai and Qiusheng used ink fountains to play the coffin, and Uncle Nine popularized some knowledge for the two of them, saying "People are divided into good people and bad people......

"People are not only divided into good and bad people, but also into men and women."

Gotcha, this guy already has some sperm in his head!

Looking at Wencai, who was criticized, the corners of Yao Jie's mouth couldn't help twitching a little, pig, this is definitely a pig!

It's been at least ten years since I was a child, but I don't know anything, I don't know anything, the source of mana is condensed, but it can only be regarded as condensation, pinching and casting spells, don't even think about it.

"People are divided into good people and bad people, and corpses are divided into zombies and dead corpses! The corpse of the old lady Ren is the corpse that is about to turn into a zombie! โ€

"Master, how can a corpse turn into a zombie?"

"People become bad people because they don't fight."

As he spoke, Uncle Nine glared at Wencai who interjected again, this apprentice is really not as good as a pig!