"Master Ren!"

"Uncle Nine, come on, please take a seat."

When they came to the restaurant, Uncle Nine and Ren Fa said hello and sat down one after another.

"Oh, Master Ren, this is my nephew, these days just live here for a few days, remembering that he has been following my unsuccessful junior brother since returning to China, and he hasn't eaten Western food for many years, so I brought him with me, and I hope Master Ren doesn't mind!"

"No, no, how could it be!"

Ren Fa was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly invited Yu Mantang to sit down.

Yu Mantang smiled and said hello to Ren Fa, then took out a box of cigars from his arms and cut them for Uncle Jiu: "Uncle Shi." ”

Lighting a cigarette, as well as Uncle Jiu's words just now are all designed by Yumantang in advance, there is no need for more, such a sentence and one thing is enough to set off Uncle Jiu's forced style, especially now, Ren Fa looked at the cigarette with pot in his hand, and then looked at the big cigar in Uncle Jiu's mouth and an impatient look, and couldn't help but put away the cigarette bag and pot with some sneer.

After experiencing various TV series pretending courses, if Yu Mantang still can't get such a rich man of the Republic of China, then he still quickly kills himself.

In the blink of an eye, the day of the coffin and the relocation of the grave came three days later.

"Uncle Jiu, I said that this cemetery is difficult to find, and it is a good cave."

Uncle Nine looked around and nodded, "That's right, this is indeed a good hole!" This hole is called a dragonfly point*** The hole is three zhang long and four feet long, and only four feet can be used, and only three zhang wide can be used, so this hole can not be hidden, it must be hidden! ”

"Fazang? Master, what is the Dharma Collection? Is it a French funeral? ”

Uncle Nine waited for Wen Cai's glance: "Mouthy!" ”

Wen Cai shrank his head by Uncle Jiu, but turned his head and entangled Yu Mantang again: "Mantang, you have been to France, is this Fazang a French-style funeral?" ”

Looking at Uncle Jiu, who was talking to Ren Fa on the side, Yu Mantang could only briefly talk about several common funeral methods abroad, and then got rid of Wencai, came to Uncle Jiu's side and asked, "Uncle Shi, what is a dragonfly water acupoint?" ”

Uncle Nine did not shy away from the fact that this was not his apprentice, or that he was looking at the two apprentices on the side who were not successful enough to fail, and Uncle Nine felt that if Yu Mantang was willing to learn from himself, it would be a very good thing, at least he would not let his skills be lost.

"This dragonfly point**, also known as the hidden dragon's nest and the dragon's nest, is a piece of the best auspicious hole, which can prosper the descendants and enrich future generations, and can be said to be a very rare treasure of the dragon's nest. You look at here and around, here, here, this is called the three-star robbery point in terms of acupuncture points, upright and unbroken, the right acupoint is true, and the auspicious is expensive, which is a rare good position. ”

"And you look here, here and there, these are the elephants of Xuanwu hanging their heads, the vermilion bird dancing, the green dragon meandering, and the white tiger taming the elephant, which is the best elephant. There is also this acupoint, I just said, it seems that although the whole acupoint area is not small, but in fact only four feet long and three feet wide can be used, this is the acupoint, the most important place for a feng shui treasure hole, you look at this acupoint, a dragon head, gather qi and hide the wind, attract wealth and enter the treasure, Nafu longevity, it can be said that the ordinary feng shui Mr. is even deliberately looking for such a treasure point is more difficult. ”

"And it is also for this reason that when this cave is placed in the coffin, it must be hidden, that is, buried vertically, so that it can be watered and moisturized by the heirs, which is the so-called 'ancestors buried vertically, and the descendants must be great'. Not only that, but there are also requirements in the hour, not all times can be buried, it must be in the Yin time, and then with the deceased's birth date, the number of officials, etc., and then the specific day of the Yin time, Yin hour and so on can be buried. It's a pity, because the old lady Ren used improper means when he got this hole, he still asked the feng shui gentleman to guide him to bury it afterwards, and this hole was not only useless, but also harmful. ”

Listening to Uncle Jiu's last sentence to himself, Ren Fa couldn't help but laugh a little wryly, and at the same time, he was also in awe and vigilance of feng shui masters and Taoist priests in his heart.

But Yu Mantang didn't care about this, but was like a sponge, with the guidance of Uncle Jiu, he quickly absorbed all kinds of knowledge about dragonflies and water, as well as several other similar feng shui treasure caves, until the tomb was opened, and Ren Weiyong's coffin had been carried out, and Uncle Jiu stopped a little unsatisfied.

"Everyone, today, Ren Gongwei bravely sees the light of day, all those who are thirty-six, twenty-two, thirty-five and forty-eight, and belong to the rooster and the ox, will all turn around and avoid it!"

Looking at the other people turning around, Yu Mantang thought that his age and zodiac were fine, so he didn't care, but he forgot that he happened to be a cow in his previous life, although his body has changed now, but his soul has not changed. And now this he, although he is only twenty-three years old, but that is only the age on the ID card in the real world, counting the time in the Sui and Tang Dynasties and the time when he came to this world, he is just thirty-five years old, whether it is age or zodiac, at this moment, it caused a special force to be exerted on Ren Weiyong's body.

When the pine rope was nailed, a sudden gust of wind blew, and in the nearby mountains and forests, hundreds of beasts fled and thousands of birds flew away, which immediately shocked Uncle Jiu's heart, and after the coffin was opened, the corpse inside that had been buried for twenty years but did not decay made Uncle Jiu's brows wrinkle together.

"Daddy! My son is not filial, and he has disturbed your old man! ”

"Uncle Nine, can this acupoint still be used?"

Yu Mantang looked at kneeling on the ground and howled, not to mention sad and crying, Ren Fa, who didn't even want to kneel for a while, the first thing after standing up was not to care about how his father should be placed, but to care about whether this dragonfly point ** could still be used, and couldn't help but be a little speechless, just you are dealing with errands, ignoring Lao Tzu's appearance, you deserve your father to get up from the coffin and strangle you rabbit cub first.

"I propose, cremation on the spot!"

When Ren Fa was a little heartbroken and some of his faces were twitching, in the face of his inquiry, Uncle Jiu's eyes flashed and he proposed the most reliable way, but Ren Fa resolutely objected: "No, what my father was most afraid of when he was alive was fire." ”

"But, Master Ren, if you don't cremate, you'll be in big trouble!"

"You can do anything, you just can't be cremated!"

Uncle Nine really has the heart to burn Ren Weiyong to ashes right now, but after all, this is not his father, but Ren Fa's father, before he can come up with actual evidence, Uncle Nine has no way to burn Ren Weiyong, so he can only take this coffin back first and secretly think of a way.

"Uncle Shi, this corpse has obviously been transformed, just wait to absorb the power of Yuehua once and wake up to become a zombie!"

Don't look at Yumantang's real cultivation for not even a month, but before following the four-eyed Taoist to go south and north, not to mention anything else, in terms of zombies, Yumantang is much stronger than Uncle Jiu. After all, there is a specialization in the art industry, and the four-eyed Taoist is a zombie, as an apprentice of the four-eyed Taoist, Yumantang can be regarded as a disciple of the door, and he will not understand three points, at least he doesn't have to go to the book to check it.

"Yes, it's a pity that Master Ren doesn't agree, we can't come up with evidence now, and we can't destroy the body. In this way, you can go back with the coffin now to prevent accidents, and I will go to see if there are any good feng shui positions around, and bury Old Lady Ren as soon as possible! ”

Yu Mantang nodded: "Don't worry, leave it to me, uncle, this kind of zombie that doesn't make a climate can be destroyed!" ”

After finishing speaking, Yu Mantang turned around and came directly to the side of the coffin, feeling the corpse qi slowly diffusing through the coffin, and directly lightly horizontally, part of the qi and blood on his body were mobilized, and a masculine force of qi and blood directly suppressed the corpse qi back into the coffin.

"You two, light a plum blossom incense array around and come back and tell me what it looks like!"

After watching Yu Mantang return to Yizhuang with the coffin, Uncle Nine also gave an order to Wencai Qiusheng, and then walked around the neighborhood with a compass to look for it.

Since it can't be dealt with on the spot, then you can only find a suitable place as soon as possible, dig a pit and bury this Ren Weiyong again, and then you only need to add something casually to it, and you can slowly disperse Ren Weiyong's corpse gas unconsciously.

Soon the sky darkened, and Uncle Nine barely found a good place after a day around, so he waited for tomorrow to go to the field to investigate carefully, and Wencai and Qiusheng also came back with a stick of residual incense that was two short and one long.

"People are most afraid of three long and two short, and incense is the most taboo of two short and one long, but it is burned like this! If this incense comes out of the house, someone must be mourned! Alas~! ”

Looking at the residual incense that Wen Cai got back, Uncle Nine couldn't help but sigh.

"Is it Master Ren's house?"

"Nonsense, could it be here?"

Look at the literary talent who is also professional in pit masters, and then look at the wolf hair and rune paper found on the side, and use a few drops of his own blood as a guide to adjust the spirit ink, and is constantly drawing the corpse talisman Yu Mantang, Uncle Nine suddenly had the urge to kill his junior brother Simu for the Nth time, and then take Yu Mantang into the door.

"Uncle Shi, the painting is finished, and we might as well get rid of him first while this big trouble hasn't started to do anything."

Yu Mantang mixed mana with blood qi spiritual ink, and drew dozens of corpse suppression talismans in one go, until he used up all his mana, he didn't stop, and let out a long breath.

"Big trouble? What's the big trouble? ”

Wencai and Qiusheng, who were fighting to take this opportunity to heroically save the beauty and get Ren Tingting's heart, were stunned when they heard Yu Mantang's words, and immediately opened their mouths to ask.

"Of course, it's the big trouble that I brought back today."

Yu Mantang pointed to the coffin where Ren Weiyong was lying.

The two were stunned, circled around the coffin, and knocked on their hands: "This coffin?" What trouble can an old coffin have? ”

Yu Mantang came over with a few charms and pasted them directly on the coffin: "The coffin is indeed not in trouble, but this old man inside is a big trouble." ”

(End of chapter)