Chapter 12: Relieving the Itch and Itching (1550 Monthly Pass Plus Update)

It was the first time for Mrs. Hua to hear such words, and she couldn't help but be amazed: "He is worthy of being the first genius in the world, and what he says and thinks is very different from the world." ”

"Madame's praise, just tell the truth." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly and said, "It's just that the rules set by Zuo are still there, and it is inconvenient to inform the next link." If noted, Zuo can only replace the upper link. ”

Mrs. Hua smiled: "Although a gentleman has the virtue of being an adult, I am just a woman, not a gentleman." After a pause, he poured a glass of wine for Zuo Xiaoyou with his own hands, and said with a smile: "I must listen to this couplet." ”

"Madame, I'm embarrassed." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly bitterly.

"Hehe, listen up." Mrs. Hua beckoned to Sixiang not far away: "You all come here, listen to Zuo Gongzi's ten years of difficult talents and talented women in the world." ”

"Yes, ma'am."

Sixiang was very excited. It has stumped the world for ten years! Today, I was able to hear the next link given by Zuo Xiaoyou in person, and Sixiang felt that she was the luckiest maid in the world.

And Qiu Xiang is the most careful, she not only has to listen, but also write it down herself.

Seeing the pen, ink, paper and inkstone prepared by Qiu Xiang, the other three incense were a little annoyed: Why didn't I think of it? This is over, and Sister Qiuxiang took the lead.

Qiu Xiang's movements also attracted the attention of Zuo Xiaoright. Seeing Zuo Xiaoyou looking at herself, Qiu Xiang's face flushed, and she said in a low voice: "There is a chance to be the first to record Zuo Gongzi's eternal absoluteness, Qiu Xiang is fortunate to have three lives." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "Miss Qiuxiang is serious, but it's just a pair." ”

There was a pause: "Please write down the couplet." Remember? ”

Qiu Xiang nodded again and again: "The lonely cold window is empty and widowed." ”

Waiting for Qiu Xiang to write this upper link, Zuo Xiaoyou said: "I have thought about several lower links, but in the end I still think this is the best, Miss Qiu Xiang, please write it down." ”

Qiu Xiang immediately dipped her pen in ink and waited for the next link.

"My next link is - a handsome and beautiful woman."

When Akika wrote the following couplet on paper. Mrs. Hua hurriedly said, "Qiu Xiang, show me the couplet." ”

"Yes, ma'am." Qiu Xiang reluctantly presented this complete couplet to Mrs. Hua.

"The lonely cold window is empty and widowed, and the handsome and beautiful woman is accompanied by a beautiful woman." After a moment of silent savoring, Mrs. Hua was amazed: "It's really good, the upper link and the lower link can be described as connecting the previous and the next." In the same vein. Good! That's great! ”

Sixiang also felt honored to witness this historic moment, especially Qiu Xiang, who looked at Zuo Xiaoyou's eyes and almost melted him.

There was a drop of sweat on the back of the left and right heads, Aunt Gong, you recognized the wrong person, your future husband is Tang Bohu!

After admiring it, Mrs. Hua's heart itched: "Zuo Gongzi, you said that you have a few other downlinks, so it's better to say them together today." It's also good to solve the ten-year itch. ”

Zuo Xiaoyou was helpless: "Madam, this is not a way for others to live!" ”

"Hahaha, as long as I am happy, I don't care if others live or die." Mrs. Hua said with a little girl-like pride: "Hurry up, Zuo Gongzi will also say the other lower links." Akika, write it down. ”

Qiu Xiang nodded happily: "Yes, madam." ”

Zuo Xiaoright had no choice but to say a few other downlinks.

melancholy, worried, fearful, and memorable.

The tide is rising in the desert sea of tears.

Retreat from the lost and return to the free.

Lingding Buddha is tired of being a monk.

The rivers and seas are turbulent and rippling.

Make a note of the other five lower links on the left and right. Compared with the handsome and beautiful women, these five lower links are slightly inferior. But it is enough to be a lower link, and a person can think of five excellent lower links, Mrs. Hua and Sixiang are already admiring Zuo Xiaoyou's talent, and Qiu Xiang can't wait to make a promise tonight.

"Zuo Gongzi is worthy of being the first genius in the world, and today I can get the next link that has plagued the world for ten years, and my itch in the past ten years has finally been solved." Mrs. Hua was satisfied. I just feel that asking Zuo Xiaoyou to go home today is the most important right decision she has made in her life.

"Madame and the four girls are happy, but poor Zuo is going to change the upper link again." Zuo Xiaoyou had a bitter face on the surface, but those eyes could not hide the smile.

Mrs. Hua laughed: "Zuo Gongzi is talented, what is a mere uplink?" It's better for Zuo Gongzi to say the new Shanglian today. How about being issued by my Washington on my behalf? ”

"......" Zuo Xiaoyou was silent for a moment, and nodded: "It's okay, I just came up with an eternal absolute not long ago, if someone can match it, my name as the first genius can also be given up." ”

"Oh?" Mrs. Hua and Sixiang were very surprised, what couplet didn't even go down to the left and right?

"Akika, write it down." Mrs. Hua commanded.

"Yes, ma'am." Qiu Xiang holds the pen and waits.

Zuo Xiaoyou pondered for a moment and said, "Smoke lock pond willow." ”

"Smoke lock pond willow?" Hearing this uplink, Mrs. Hua and Sixiang were stunned, and Mrs. Hua said, "There doesn't seem to be anything difficult about this uplink." Zuo Gongzi is sure that this is an eternal absolute? ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "Madame, don't worry, and after Miss Qiuxiang writes it, is it simple for Madame to say it again?" ”

"Okay." Mrs. Hua nodded: "Qiu Xiang, have you written it?" ”

"Ma'am, it's fine." Qiu Xiang hurriedly wrote down the couplet.

As Zuo Xiaoyou said, when I listened to it, I felt that this upper link seemed to be very simple, and I could give the lower link casually, but when the five words of the upper link jumped on the paper, everyone was silent.

"Smoke lock pond willow ......" Mrs. Hua's eyes were full of incredulity: "It actually dealt with the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth!?" ”

"Exactly." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded: "So Zuo Moucai said that this is an eternal absolute, although there is also a lower link in the lower heart, but it is really not worthy of this upper link." ”

“……”

After being silent for a long time, Mrs. Hua smiled bitterly: "I just relieved the itch for ten years, and gave the itch of a lifetime, Zuo Gongzi really hurt me." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head with a smile: "Zuo Zhan also wants to thank Madame, if it weren't for Madame's compulsion, Zuo Zhan would only suffer this unsolvable suffering alone, and now Madame and the four girls are suffering together, Zuo Zhan's heart is much more comfortable." ”

Mrs. Hua immediately laughed and scolded: "I don't want to be such a 'despicable villain' like this." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said, "Didn't Madam realize that it was too late to find out!" ”

Mrs. Hua laughed and scolded again, so that the itching without the next link was relieved a lot.

The next day, the lonely cold window empty widow - the handsome and beautiful companion Lingding, spread in Washington. Unraveled the ten-year itch of the world's. But immediately after a new uplink, it once again made the world's talented people and talented women crazy.

Smoke lock pond willow.

When this Shanglian appeared, all the talented people and talented women in the world were stunned.

"This left is really harmful! Just unraveled the absolute ten years ago, and gave a more absolute pair, what is this trying to do? Do you want to force all the talented women in the world who want to join Zuofu? ”

"Alas! Although this link is really hateful, I have to admit it. Zuo Xiaoyou is really the first genius in the world, and his poems, books, paintings, and pairs are all unparalleled in the world, and we can only bow to the wind. ”

"Being born in the same era as Zuo Zhan is not only the luck of the people of the world, but also the misfortune of the people of the world!"

"Woo, I can't marry Zuo Xiaoyou. What is the point of my life, forget it when I die. ”

"Alas! I think I, Su Xiaomei, think that I am not inferior to Zuo Zhan, and I don't want to be inferior to Zuo Zhan. Left on the left. Left and right, Peach Blossom Layman, could it be that you are a Wenqu star? ”

The evaluation of the outside world, Zuo Xiaoyou doesn't know, and he has no time to pay attention to it, but he has been entangled by Washington Sixiang in the past two days. I don't know where these four maids got so much time, and there is almost no time not to pester him all day long.

"Zuo Gongzi, can you recite a poem to us? I like your poems the most. ”

"Zuo Gongzi. Your painting is so beautiful, can you paint one for me? ”

"Zuo Gongzi. This is the osmanthus cake I made, can you taste it...... Is it tasty? ”

"Zuo Gongzi ......"

"Zuo Gongzi ......"

"Are you usually so idle?" Zuo Xiaoyou couldn't help but ask.

"Yes! The four of us sisters always take turns serving Madame, and when we are not serving Madame, we are still very idle. ”

"......" actually makes the employees at home so idle, how can the boss be?

It's a bit annoying to be entangled by four fragrances, and it's not a good thing to have more women. One or two can still cope, and three or four are a bit lacking, lacking personal time and space.

The most important thing is that Zuo Xiaoyou never thought of having a super friendly relationship with Sixiang, although Sixiang is beautiful. But compared to Zhizi and Xiaoqian, it is still inferior, and even compared to the maids in his house, it is only half a catty.

I have seen a lot of beautiful women, and I have immunity, I am not a woman without characteristics, and I basically can't look down on the left and right.

Unless the appearance and figure are against the sky.

All right! Zuo Xiaoyou is a superficial person who judges people by their appearance.

Fortunately, the annoying days were finally over, and two days later, Washington recruited a new family member, numbered 9527.

When Zuo Xiaoyou walked around the house and found this ninety-five-two-seven who was sweeping shit, he paused on the spot and pointed at him: "You, come here." ”

"Yes, what does Childe command?" Nine-five-two-seven walked over with a smile on his face.

"......" Zuo Xiaoyou turned around and walked towards a corner: "Come with me." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou is a distinguished guest from Washington, he wants to take a subordinate away, no one dares to say anything, not even Wu Zhuangyuan has nothing to say.

Soon after, when he walked to a no-man's corner, Zuo Xiaoyou stopped, looked at 9527, and asked, "What the hell are you doing?" ”

Ninety-five-twenty-seven, who was dressed in a housedress, laughed dryly: "Of course, it's to chase Qiuxiang." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou sighed: "Tang Bohu, as one of the four great talents in Jiangnan, you actually made such a sacrifice for a Washington maid, and the foolish brother will admire you." ”

'Selling himself to bury his father', 9527 who entered Washington as a slave, is naturally Tang Bohu, a merry and talented man, in this era of feudal etiquette, he can do this kind of rebellious thing, which is really 'admirable'.

Of course, Tang Bohu heard Zuo Xiaoyou's insincere and sarcastic words, but he didn't care: "Brother Zuo, you don't understand, I really like Qiu Xiang, for Qiu Xiang's sake, even if I sell myself into slavery, what's the matter?" (To be continued.) )

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