Every ordinary young man always fantasizes that one day he will be able to rise up and win Bai Fumei.

Li Zhe is one of the hundreds of millions of slings.

Since he was a child, his parents often mentioned that he was depressed about who was next door, so-and-so on TV, and XX in the neighbor's house.

He has an ordinary appearance, an ordinary personality, low-level perseverance, and his talent can't be on the stage, and he can't be praised by others, so he said: "Li Zhe, you are very smart, but you are too serious." ”

Li Zhe really wants to say Nyima, people who are smarter than him are working hard, what's the use of working hard by himself.

Blows, definitely heavy blows.

They play games, bragging, pickling girls, everything comes, natural protagonist templates, how to compare.

After junior high school, I also got into bad habits and read online novels. Reading online novels is a cool picture, the reality is so sad, you can only pursue an invincible life in online novels.

At that time, those veteran kings, the president's bodyguards, looked very cool, mainly because they had simple thinking, they didn't need to use their brains, and there were beautiful women who were lying on the door.

Big breasts, long legs, good looks, top status, the social circle in the school can't touch these, everything in the book.

The protagonist doesn't have to do anything, those beauties just wait for nothing, all kinds of temptations. is young, has a low masturbation point, and his physical fitness has plummeted several points.

Online novels, it is difficult to get out of the pit after entering the pit, a few years later, when I entered the university, Xiaobai boiled into an old white, and when I saw the title of the book of the King of Soldiers and the God King Supreme, I didn't care if he was a novice, and he directly clicked the fork.

There is less and less time to chase books, and more and more time to find books, okay, Li Zhe opened a pit by himself in a fit of anger, which is to write cool essays.

A new great god is rising, and the day of his rise is not far off.

I didn't know until I wrote a book that this thing was also played by ordinary people? He has a barren brain, a spicy writing, and the same sentence, those who are talented are working hard, and with his mediocre talent, he can't write books.

Those who are not talented have perseverance, and they are more than 120,000 a day, how can they compare?

Li Zhe wrote 350,000 words, but he couldn't hold on, and he spent a whole year to complete these hundreds of thousands, with an average of 1,000 or 2,000 words a day.

After waiting for the eunuchs, when they adjusted and returned to their original lives, ** was much better, and the glory was dumped.

After resting for more than half a month, I wanted to continue digging pits, my inspiration dried up, my hand felt rusty, and I didn't finish it after holding back 5,000 words for three days and three nights, and I was a eunuch again.

Since then, he has a grudge against online literature, and he can't even go through the counterattack road of online literature without investment costs, and he can still compete with those academic tyrants when he goes out of society?

In terms of ability, he is self-aware, as for his connections and family background, it is obvious that he did not become a rich second generation because his parents did not give enough.

Because I have also entered the author's circle, I have dropped a lot of cool points for online novels, and those routines, I know the follow-up trend from the author's foreshadowing, and I can't stand it at all.

What should I do if I can't write or read? Turn into a troll.

In the early days, do brainless spraying, garbage, what a thing, eunuch bar, or directly rise to life attack.

The post that I reposted when I went back had it deleted by the author a long time ago.

"Bastard, Lao Tzu typed a few words, but it was deleted, how to vent negative emotions, how to find refreshment."

Begin to look for transformation, study the loopholes in the book, try to be able to point out the unreasonable, and make the author feel that he is a big fan.

After often deceiving the author to add refinement, Li Zhe was unhappy again, and his dark heart was to let the author become a eunuch, how to become a reasonable party, how to play this.

So looking for a strategy, Baidu searched for various reasons for the author's eunuch and what readers could do to make the author's eunuch.

The author can't write any more, and most of them mysteriously disappear or change vests and start over. There are also male authors who said that he was arrested for big health care, went out to serve as a soldier, was hit by a car, and suffered from depression and was ready to recuperate for more than ten years.

The female author said that she was married and ready to have a child, and she was reluctant to write about her body because she was out of tune, and she couldn't write it when she met a scumbag.

There are all kinds of reasons, and the reasons are very high. In a word, I believe in your wickedness.

He continued to search for the reader's operation method to control the author, there are many gods, all kinds of brains are shocking, Li Zhe sorted out his thoughts, and he really found a feasible way.

The great god or the old author is strong-willed, no matter how others spray, the breeze blows, and the skin is so thick that he can't say it.

Spray them, and it's a waste of time to die. Brainless fans will stand up and go to war to support the author. For this reason, Li Zhe also registered a lot of vests, just to fight with people.

"Brother is mediocre, but in the online world, brother knows Baidu, and brother has to be a senior keyboard warrior."

I have seen the author insist on stable updates many times, and the keyboard hero does not work.

Now talk about the value of fans, there is no fan value, the author doesn't care if what you say is right or not, delete it directly.

Can't play anymore.

He found a new author.

The starting point is an old online novel website, with hundreds of new books every day, and no one who has just applied for a few thousand words of new books for newcomers has read them, and Li Zhe's opportunity has come.

He would spend a week or so, using fifty vests, to slowly increase the collection of these new books.

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"Good book, come on, author."

"The plot hasn't started yet, wait for fattening."

"Yes, stick to the book."

……

The author is excited.,Just uploaded so many collections.,It's definitely going to be hot.。

Okay, wait a week, the number of words will reach 350,000, and Li Zhe's black hand will come.

After the author is updated, he will remove 30 accounts on the same day and send comments to hit the author's psychology:

"Just feed the poison with this little word and take it off the shelves."

"The protagonist's upgrade is too slow, it's boring, don't watch it."

"The more you write, the worse it gets, and then you come back after practicing your writing."

……

Tens of thousands of words, not counting Li Zhe's number, normal is only twenty or thirty collections, continue to decline, if the author of this book is a novice, 20% will be eunuchs, self-doubt, self-denial, if there is no signed book, the probability will be higher.

What is the cool point of Li Zhe, that is, to see the author eunuch, which is more refreshing than him writing a book to be recognized by readers.

"I don't even have the belief to stick to the book, I deserve to hit the street."

Li Zhe felt that he had done a great thing, and when there were more people in the pit, he would be a eunuch, wouldn't it hurt people?

Today he clicked on a new book again, the all-round mathematician, checked the author's account, and the first book was a eunuch with more than 30,000 words.

Li Zhe sneered, just waiting for you, the eunuch will get used to it, and you deserve to be unlucky.

After a week in ambush, I'm ready to go.

I don't know which tendon answered wrong, he decided to play with literature and art, and to be a troll with something to say, it can hit the author's heart even more.

He hadn't read the book at all, so in order to hit people's hearts and make the eunuch's career successful, click on the catalog.

In the first chapter of the book, there is a system, Li Zhe secretly called it a bad thing, and the system flow is not reasonable at all, and it is difficult to spray.

"But don't be afraid, my brother used to be brainless, and my brother is even more unreasonable than the author."

With his old white and the author's routine, you can know the follow-up at a glance, this is a scumbag who dozed off in class and was caught by the math teacher, got the system in class, and became a scholar from then on.

It's just the beginning, what the follow-up plot is Li Zhe can't say, this beginning is really average. The routine pretended to be slapped in the face, and after getting the system, he went to the podium to give a difficult question to the teacher and classmates.

Li Zhe smiled, and the vest login switched to post:

"Author, there are really not many high school questions that the math teacher has never seen, is it reasonable? Don't look at it. ”

"As soon as I came up, I was at the lesbian table, and it was obviously a stallion harem, and I abandoned it."

"What's so awesome about Baidu's title, do you have the ability to write it yourself? Taken off the shelves. ”

"I've fed poison many times, I'm sorry, I can't hold on."

The author's book review area also includes a panacea book review of new authors on the three or five networks, and Li Zhe has something to say, and he is definitely a super stuffy stick.

He smiled after he finished it, and the effect depends on tomorrow.

I looked at the time on my phone, and it was past 11 o'clock at night, and the dormitory was forced to turn off the lights.

He yawned, closed his eyes and fell asleep. I don't know how long it took, but I was awakened by a loud noise.

Looking up in a daze, I found myself in a familiar classroom.

"Well, Mr. Chen, I've been learning functions lately. Yesterday I also encountered a function problem, considering that the answer was solved at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, so I slept a little late, Mr. Chen, forgive me. I don't know if this topic is right or not, so I write it down now, and I hope Mr. Chen will help me take a look. ”

The young male student on the podium grabbed the chalk and wrote down a math problem, turned his head, and looked down at the next teacher and student with triumph and contempt.

"Good middle two, and arrogantly crossed his hands on his chest." Li Zhe despised it, how could the slap in the face be so direct, it was too white.

As soon as the thought went down, he shuddered.

"This ...... What's going on? Li Zhe was immediately dumbfounded, in the whispers of his classmates, and the memory of inexplicable acceptance, he finally figured it out and entered the beginning of the plot of "The Almighty Mathematician" that he read before going to bed.

"Dreaming? Through? Rebirth? Copy? ”