Chapter Twenty-Three: Your Name
After the excitement of the students, the experts returned. No one noticed that the specialist had already changed his pants when he returned. After adjusting his mood, the expert began to talk about his theory again.
Students, for the top class of robots that I just proposed. I have a strict definition of it, the top class of robots, refers to the perfect humanoid intelligent robots, including the aliens and goblins that are now appearing, as well as fairies, brides, elves, and so on in research and development. For the sake of convenience, we can also give them a generic name, which is simply Homo sapiens.
There was an uproar in the audience. Isn't this a blatant advertisement? The previous discussion was nothing more than an academic battle, and of course no one in the audience protested. Now, it's a conflict of interests, so everyone doesn't care about their manners.
A person took the initiative to stand up, I think it is perfect, it is too absolute, it is better to change the name to Marubeni.
Nonsense, it's too vulgar to define them with beauty, their development is limitless, they should be called Homo sapiens without limits, and another person has stood up.
When we Amway don't exist, Amway people, where are you!
Amway Homo Sapiens, Amway Homo Sapiens, Amway Homo Sapiens......
A crowd of people shouted hoarsely, they had faith, they had dreams, they had infinite expectations for the future.
The scene got out of control for a while, and finally the expert had to admit that there should be a more extensive discussion about the common name of the top type of robot, and his mention just now was inappropriate.
However, the expert changed his tune and returned to the name. Obviously, his thoughts on the name have not yet been fully spoken.
There is another problem with the naming of top-class robots, which is too serious to ignore. We all know that the top class of robots has made it impossible for ordinary people to distinguish her true identity. In addition, their users, for subtle psychological reasons, directly equate their names with certain real-life natural persons. This will bring great chaos and great trouble to social life.
I may be more academic when I say this, but I will give you a simple example: if I buy a top-level robot, I will customize it according to a certain star, such as Cai Bingbing's appearance. For legal reasons, I can't make them 100% alike. But I only achieve 90% similarity, even more beautiful than Cai Bingbing, and she has no way to hold me accountable. Then, I named this robot Cai Bingbing, and you said that such a robot would bring a lot of trouble if it walked in society.
The expert's words attracted infinite associations from everyone in the audience! Obviously, people are not thinking about academic issues. A lot of people are just thinking, if it's me, who should be customized according to the look, what is the best name for her, should she learn to cook, or learn to cook?
Someone used to say: what will happen to the world if human beings lose their associations? The question now is: what would the world be like if humans had associations? The expert asked himself on the stage. Because of his relatively high level of advertising, everyone can't do anything about him for a while.
Personally, I propose a solution, which should clearly stipulate the naming of top-level robots, which should be expressed in words and numbers, and can refer to the previous version of the software.
The expert casually pointed to a person in the audience and said: Your robot wants to be called Di Lire, yes, but it can only be Di Lire 520. The accused was thrilled, as if he could really afford it. The atmosphere on the field is also hot, and sure enough, the name is magical, a sentence Di Li is hot, and it will heat up immediately!
The expert turned into a magician, and his fingers were magic wands, and he saw the expert's fingers move and recite a new spell: Your robot wants to be called Zhao Liying, yes, it can only be Zhao Liying 666. The boy who was accused was a simple science and engineering man, his face was red with excitement, and the expert said that you should bear with it, but he couldn't help it at all. I can't wait to turn into a wolf, look up to the sky and roar, and transform under the moon.
Finally, the expert pointed in the direction of Li Jiangling and recited the incantation: Your robot wants to be called Liu Taotao, you can, it can only be Liu Taotao 777. Li Jiangling's face was calm, but his heart beat violently. The boss next to him was already too excited, and he was a good man, and he couldn't resist the beauty of a good wife and mother. grabbed the fourth child's hand, as if the fourth child was Liu Taotao 777, it can be imagined that the boss's heart is already turbulent, and countless elves are completely gushing.
The atmosphere has been fully mobilized by the expert, and he accepts it when he sees it, and this trick has been tried and tested repeatedly. Sure enough, there are routines for expert lectures, and he doesn't mention a word about some facts. For example, the production of top-class robots is extremely low, and the price is extremely high. For these college students in the audience, many of them can't afford top-class robots in their lifetime. It's like their old ancestors who couldn't afford to buy a house in their lifetime. Some people may be optimistic that in a few years, prices will definitely drop significantly. Isn't it the case that the previous technology products were all like this, and in a few years, everyone could have them. But is it really that simple?
The experts on the stage have finished the lecture and begun, the question session.
Questioners were randomly selected by the moderator. The first person to be picked was obviously a little excited. He asked the expert: Professor Niu, why are the top robots produced by ourselves called aliens, while the top robots produced by foreigners are called goblins?
The expert smiled and said that the student's question was very interesting. I've heard an explanation that says it's because we think our top robots are fantastic! Only the use of words like "alien" can indicate his superiority. And when the foreign companies saw that we had robbed their aliens, they were not reconciled, and they robbed our "goblins" as soon as they looked back.
Sure enough, there was laughter in the audience, and the experts must have learned cross talk.
Of course, this is just a joke, the expert said calmly. As for the specific reason, I believe I don't need to say it, you know, the expert said mysteriously, but the specific explanation was not given. He thought to himself, you are stupid to me, I won't say this kind of offending words. According to experts' estimates, the questioner was deliberately digging a hole. It's too simple, and who doesn't know. We want to call aliens because we are not confident in our own culture, and our opponents want to call them goblins, and we want to curry favor with us. In the end, it's all a routine, just to sell more products.
Okay, let's pick the next questioner, the moderator is clever and takes over the right to speak. Then I chose a questioner who looked a little more honest.
Thank you, host, hello Professor Niu, your speech just now was very exciting, I just have a small question, and the questioner looks humble.
The expert enjoyed the feeling and smiled and encouraged the questioner below to speak up.
That's right, Professor, you mentioned the Alpha Dog, and as far as I understand it, it's just a translation of its English name, and the other party doesn't think of himself as a dog. I heard that the professor is a university in the United States, and it stands to reason that you should not make such a low-level mistake. Did you go to Pheasant University too? This honest questioner finally showed his dishonest side.
The audience in the audience was also in an uproar, it seemed that they were going to do something, and the mentality of eating melons came again.
The expert forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, this classmate, this is a very complicated academic issue. I can understand if you don't understand, because you're still young, and I hope you don't get taken advantage of by people with ulterior motives.
However, the expert's calm speech obviously could not extinguish the fire of gossip that had been ignited in the hearts of the people who ate melons. And the honest questioner obviously didn't accept his answer like this. The scene began to be chaotic, the questioner continued to ask, and the expert said angrily: Fat means no quality! Then, with the assistance of security guards, the expert left the venue safely. The moderator regretfully announced that the lecture had come to an end.
What's the name of this expert? Li Jiangling asked.
It seems to be called a cow, the boss replied. It's a pity that a good battle ended in vain. The boss regretted that his favorite battle scene was not staged. But it's useless to regret it, so let's end it obediently.
The crowd receded like a tidal wave.
Fourth, what do you think of this lecture? The Boss asked.
What do you ask? Li Jiangling replied carefully. I thought, big brother, didn't you see my girlfriend here?
Obviously, the boss was still immersed in the lecture just now, and did not think about these details at all. Niu very, it does ask a good question, what should be the best name for these new super robots? Obviously, the boss did not agree with the statement of the perfect Homo sapiens.
Actually, in all fairness, it's a pretty good name. Isn't it that we humans developed from Homo sapiens, the statement of perfect Homo sapiens is not only a summary of the current situation, but also a review of history, and also contains beautiful expectations for the future, the boss said rationally.
But why don't we just love the name? I think it's still for some reason that we ruin the word perfect, just like the previous small. The eldest finally reacted, the younger siblings were still there, and he should pay attention to his words, so he stopped immediately, but he was a little embarrassed to say half a word.
You mean junior, and you're joking with my third brother again. Li Jiangling took over the topic in time and hacked the third brother with his hand, of course he knew what the eldest brother was about to say just now.
I can't say this question well, what do you think, Jing Yao? Li Jiangling didn't want to touch this topic at all, he felt that it was better to test what his girlfriend thought before he could grasp the direction of the topic.
I don't know, I've just heard so many terms, and my mind is full of chaos. Aren't you a top student? You come and get one, Jing Yao returned the problem to Li Jiangling again.
The words have come to this, what can Li Jiangling do, and a man can't say no. The bull who bragged in front of Jing Yao on weekdays would have to hold on. If you want me to say, aliens are too outside, and goblins are too elfty, so it's better to merge the two into one, called demon stars, what do you think?