This female zombie has been dead for two or three hundred years, where can I get her a death certificate?

The middle-aged man said: "You don't have to worry about this, I have a friend who works in the crematorium, I will call him, and the person will be cremated when he is pulled there." ”

I glanced at the middle-aged man and said in my heart, rich people are hands and eyes.

That time, it was the first time I went to the crematorium, from the first time to the present, I have been there a total of three times, these three times it seems that it is not the same crematorium, I have forgotten the specifics, the location of the crematorium, it seems that it is not too far from our Xinxiang urban area, in the west of the city, or maybe the southwest direction......

I remember, the female zombie seems to be a middle-aged man looking for a motorized tricycle this time, the tricycle driver is also from their family, I and Qiangshun, and the female zombie are in the car body, the female zombie is covered with a white sheet, and then because the driver drove too fast, the three-wheeled body was very bumpy, the female zombie's body was swaying back and forth in the car body, looking like she was going to cheat the corpse, and in the end there was no way, the two of us stepped on the female zombie with our feet. At that time, the route seemed to be the outer ring of the city, and I didn't dare to go to the city, just imagine, pull a hundred-year-old female zombie to the downtown area, if people don't find out, what will be the consequences. On this outer ring, Qiang Shun and I were still worried along the way, for fear of being seen.

However, when we arrived at the crematorium, it was much smoother, the procedures were all done by the driver who drove the three-wheeler, and the two of us waited in the car, and then the three-wheeler pulled the female corpse to the back of the crematorium's vestibule, where there was a refrigerated room, and the house was numbered one by one, and the house was full of cabinet iron lattices, and each lattice was a refrigerated drawer. However, the female zombie was not sent to that room, and the two people who came over to push the shelf cart directly put the female zombie on the shelf cart and pushed it away.

The three-wheeled driver told the two of us that we would be able to receive the ashes in a while, and asked us to go back to the three-wheeled place and wait.

We went back to the tricycle, and after waiting for more than an hour, the tricycle driver came back and stuffed the urn to me, I took the urn and looked at it, and asked the tricycle driver uneasily, this must be the ashes of the female zombie, right?

The three-wheeled driver glanced at me and said affirmatively, it must be, the deputy director here is my cousin's classmate, and he cremated a personal word.

I said in my heart, this is going to kill someone, is it a matter of one sentence to come here to be cremated?

The driver asked us where we were going at this time, he was responsible for pulling us over, I thought about it, asked him to pull us back to their ancestral grave, it was already afternoon, on the way, the driver invited us to the hotel for a lunch meal, three people drank a bottle of liquor, the driver didn't dare to drink more, I didn't drink much, the rest of the people were all drunk by Qiang Shun, when he came back, he didn't care whether it was bumpy or not, he fell asleep in the car bed, no way, I raised my foot and stepped on him again.

Back at their ancestral grave, the driver asked me what I wanted to do with the ashes of the female zombie, looking at him like that, I wondered why I took the ashes back to their ancestral grave, or I wondered if I wanted to bury the ashes in the ancestral grave.

I said to him, you don't care about this, I will take the ashes of the female zombie to your ancestral grave first, let her apologize to your ancestors, and then I will go to the bottom of the mountain to find a place to bury her, if you have something, go about your own business, don't worry about us anymore.

The driver nodded and drove away. At this time, Qiang Shun had already woken up, but he was still in a daze, and told me that he had just had a dream, and in the dream, there was a hateful monster that kept stepping on his chest and stepped on him all the way.

I said, that's not a big monster, it's a true martial golden immortal descending to earth, and you will have good luck if you step on you a few times.

Then, he took Qiang Shun to the gravel factory, and Qiang Shun glared at me and asked, "Huang He, isn't this right......?" Didn't you say that you were going to take the ashes to their graveyard, why did you go back to the field? ”

I said, "I lied to the driver, if he is asked to pull us elsewhere, don't we have to go up the mountain to go back to the gravel factory, ask him to pull us back to the mountain, and can't let him know that we are from the gravel factory, and the matter of the female zombie blowing up in the gravel factory will be spread to people sooner or later, and in the future, it will reach the ears and eyes of their family, and when their family members hear that we are also from the gravel factory, what will they think?" ”

Qiang Shun tilted his head, "Where did I know what they would think, I knew that you would continue to lie and deceive people, sooner or later you will be punished, and it is really Wu Jinxian who went down to earth, when I really don't know who stepped on me all the way." ”

Back at the gravel factory, as soon as I walked into the gate, Wang Sihe walked out of the house at the gate, came to us and first looked at the urn in my arms, then looked at Qiang Shun in front of me, and asked, "Where have you two gone?" Huang He, what is this in your arms? ”

"Uncle, I'm holding this one, the urn ......"

Subsequently, I briefly told Wang Sihe about the before and after, and finally said to Wang Sihe: "Uncle, these things in the tomb have finally been resolved, and there will be no more incidents in the future." ”

However, before my voice fell, Wang Sihe followed up and said, "Something has happened." ”

"What?" I was puzzled and asked, "What's going on again?" ”

Wang Sihe said: "Last night, Li Sanyuan's house didn't know where to get out of a big yellow cat, in the middle of the night in the house screaming mad, Li Sanyuan's wife and daughter-in-law got up to catch the cat, who knows, his wife accidentally fell when chasing the cat, his head hit the door, his daughter-in-law looked for someone to send his wife to the hospital did not rescue, died. As he spoke, Wang Sihe turned around and pointed to the lower right corner of the iron door in the office, where there was a small blood stain on it, which was smashed by the big yellow cat yesterday, Wang Sihe said: "Li Sanyuan's wife also hit this position on the door of the house and died......

Is it? Qiang Shun and I were stunned for a moment.

After a while, I heard Wang Sihe say again: "In the morning, the two of you have just come out of the field, and Li Sanyuan's back foot has come to the house, and the second uncle of Li Sanyuan came home to discuss the funeral, and I was originally asked to follow, but the two of you ran away, and no one watched the field, and now the two of you are back, don't run, take a good look at the field, I will go down the mountain to Li Sanyuan's house to have a look." ”

After Wang Sihe finished speaking, he didn't care whether the two of us liked it or not, and turned to the carport to ride his bicycle.

The two of us stood in place for a while, Qiang Shun laughed gloatingly, at this time Wang Sihe had already ridden out of the field, Qiang Shun shouted: "You deserve it, tell you to steal our ingots!" ”

I knew that he said this half while he was drunk, pulled his clothes, sighed and said, "Let's go, come with me to dispose of this ashes first." ”

Qiang Shun turned his head and looked at me with drunken eyes, "Yellow River, Li Sanyuan stole our ingots and suffered retribution, are you still sighing?" ”

I straightened my face, looked at him and said, "Is the ingots ours, fortunately Li Sanyuan took it, if we take it, it will definitely not be Li Sanyuan's family if something happens now!" ”

Qiang Shun immediately hit the spirit.

I no longer paid attention to Qiang Shun, I held the urn and walked towards the bottom of the mountain, after a while, Qiang Shun trotted behind and caught up with me, I turned my head to look at him, maybe it was because of what I just said, he was a lot less drunk at this time, and asked me clearly, "Huang He, where are you going to get this ashes?" ”

I looked at the hole that had been blown out in the mountain in front of me, and said where it came from and where to put it.

Climbed into the cave and came to the wife's position, the sarcophagus was still well placed there, I scattered the ashes of the female zombie evenly into the sarcophagus, sighed and said: "Let's go, I've been a ghost for hundreds of years, aren't you tired?" ”

The coffin lid was laid flat in the place, and it was also of stone, and I wanted to cover the coffin for the female zombie, but I tried with Qiang Shun, and I couldn't lift it at all, so I had to go to the field to find a wooden board to cover it, and finally, I took the travel bag that Li Sanyuan gave me, and lit all the yellow paper in it on the female zombie's grave.

In this world, there are people who do evil with evil intentions, but there are no demons who do evil with evil intentions, and ghosts harm people only because they are also victims.

Five days later, the gravel factory returned to normal, and Li Sanyuan's wife also went into the ground, but Li Sanyuan never showed up, Li Sanyuan's second brother took care of the gravel factory instead of him, and I followed Qiang Shun, because Li Sanyuan did not show up, and in the end even a penny bonus did not fall.

Half a month later, I heard Wang Sihe say that Li Sanyuan and his wife started a lawsuit, because Li Sanyuan said that his wife pushed his wife to death by pushing the door, and Li Sanyuan was busy with this matter.

A month later, the court withdrew his case because of Li Sanyuan's lack of evidence, and at the same time, approved Li Sanyuan to divorce his wife, and people in the village who didn't know the inside story thought that Li Sanyuan's wife quarreled with Li Sanyuan's wife in the middle of the night, and pushed Li Sanyuan's wife to death by pushing the door to death, but who can know, Li Sanyuan has actually been looking for an excuse to divorce his wife, and his wife's matter can be regarded as finding an excuse for him, and there are rumors that Li Sanyuan used this matter to force his wife to divorce him, as long as he divorced, he would withdraw the lawsuit, if he didn't divorce, His wife will have to squat in prison for the rest of her life.

One day husband and wife hundred days, a hundred days of husband and wife are like the depth of the sea, a woman who can marry someone like Li Sanyuan is either a sin in her last life or blind.

Half a year later, Li Sanyuan happily married the female accountant.

On the day of the wedding, Li Sanyuan's second brother's second son was killed by riding a motorcycle, saying that he drank too much at the wedding and died, but I know very well in my heart that Li Sanyuan's second brother also took the ingots, and there were three dead cats in the small hole before, one was a little bigger, two were slightly smaller, and one of them was a little smaller, and the death was miserable, as if he had been killed, this is retribution.

A year later, at this time, Qiang Shun and I have long stopped working in the gravel factory, we went elsewhere, this is another experience, let's talk about this first, a year later, Li Sanyuan's eldest son, got a strange disease, his eldest son seems to be only one or two years younger than me, how to check in the hospital can not check the results, and then go to our house to find my grandma, my grandma shook her head, only said the word, too late.

Li Sanyuan didn't believe it, and took his son to seek medical treatment everywhere, but when he spent the money he had brought and went home to get the money, he found that the house was empty, and the female accountant ran away with other men with the money.

Li Sanyuan's son died like this, and Li Sanyuan turned white for a few days.

Later, Li Sanyuan transferred the stone slag factory to others, he made a pig farm in the north of our village, and the result was a loss of money, Li Sanyuan also has a young son, this little son has been spoiled for him since he was a child, a while ago I heard his little son quarrel with him, crackling and smashing a lot of things, and scolding.

If you want to ask me how I heard his son arguing with him, I am afraid to tell you that their pig farm is right behind our house.

As for the other slightly larger dead cat in the cave, I haven't seen who the retribution has been, I suspect that it may be the retribution on the female accountant, and the female accountant is estimated to be drowned, this is just my personal speculation, and I don't know the specifics.

As for where did these yellow cats come from? Why do these cats want to help female zombies exchange lives with Li Sanyuan's family, this is not easy to say, when they were in the cemetery, the seventy-year-old man said a sentence, saying that there were female goblins in their cemetery, and they killed their family guardians, so to speak, these yellow cats should be their family guardians. There must have been some kind of deal between them, otherwise the Guardian Immortal would not have exchanged their own lives for the lives of Li Sanyuan's family.

This experience is over, and there are some things that we living people don't understand in a daze. >