Chapter 13 The teacher fairy vomits blood

Zuo Zhan and Shang Xiufang hooked up. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoThis is the most entertaining news in Daxing City in recent days, for ordinary people, this is just a pastime after dinner, but for those who claim to be merry-eyed, they are full of envy, jealousy and hatred.

Why?

Why did Zuo Zhan get the favor of Xiufang? Although there are lyrics and songs made by Zuo Xiaoyou circulating, these people are still not convinced, they prefer to believe that Xiufang and everyone have succumbed to Zuo Zhan's obscenity.

Zuo Zhan has become a popular figure in the world in the past year or so, and there are almost no people who don't know Zuo Zhan, and everything Zuo Zhan does is also widely circulated among the people. Originally, these talents still admired what Zuo Xiaoyou did, but you can do cultural governance and martial arts, and you may not be able to do poetry and songs.

As the top and most representative figure of the art festival, Shang Xiufang is the idol of the world's talents, and many people are willing to pay any price to see Shang Xiufang, not to mention chatting with Shang Xiufang, and even becoming Shang Xiufang's guest of the scene. But it is the idol of the world's talents, but they are subdued by the left and the right with 'power', how can this make the talents embarrassed?

In ancient times, when transportation was underdeveloped and cultural promotion was insufficient, literati mastered the pen of the times, and one of their comments could even determine the future of many people. Zuo Xiaoyou snatched the goddess of the literati, how could they not hate? So during this time, there were a lot of rumors and rumors, and countless literati have condemned Zuo Xiaoyou, hoping that he will stop being obsessed with the precipice, as long as Shang Xiufang is handed over, they are still good friends......

Left and right are dogs, these people are really full and have nothing to do, and they actually take care of the master's idle affairs!

No way!

Zuo Xiaoyou was angry, these days were already because of the hot fight of the monk Xiufang, so Wanwan ignored him for several days, and Yang Guang also came to say: Virtuous son-in-law, just play it, don't take it seriously. My daughter is angry.

It's just that he has been hot with the idol diva of this world for a few days, and he has been subjected to so much pressure, and now there are still a bunch of poor sour literati who are full of food and have nothing to do to criticize him, is this trying to force him to kill?

Zuo Xiaoyou was angry, and he did one thing.

Palace.

"Great Sui Weekly?" Yang Guang listened to Zuo Xiaoyou's suggestion and was stunned: "What is this?" ”

"It is a newspaper that can be distributed all over the world, which records the important events that happened in the past week in the Great Sui, large and small, which can not only become the official propaganda agency of the Great Sui, convey the decrees of the Great Sui, but also let the people understand the general trend of the world, and guide the people to support the rule of the Great Sui more ......" left Xiaoright The role of the newspaper and the necessity of the country by extension are more completely described, Yang Guang's eyes continue to shine after listening, and he nodded excitedly.

"A virtuous son-in-law is really a great talent!" Yang Guang said excitedly: "If there is a newspaper, the people of the world will support me even more, if someone thinks of the rebellion, it depends on whether the people agree or not!" Good! This newspaper is really good! ”

Newspapers are of course a good thing, and any country that wants political stability cannot do without propaganda, and in this era when there are no radios, television, mobile phones, and computers, newspapers are the best national mouthpiece. As long as it is used well, the country's political situation can be very stable. However, the propaganda media must be in the hands of the state, and if the media is controlled by private individuals, there will certainly be a lot of moths in the country, which will be a blow to social stability and the credibility of the government.

"Therefore, the newspaper must be in the hands of the father-in-law, and only if the father-in-law or someone trusted by the father-in-law has passed the examination and approval can it be printed and distributed in the newspaper.

"The virtuous son-in-law is right." Yang Guang nodded again and again, and said, "I have my own arrangements for this matter, so don't worry." After a pause: "Virtuous son-in-law, the New Year is coming soon, don't run around these days, prepare well, and marry the princess after the Lantern Festival." ”

"Yes." Zuo Xiaoyou clasped his fists and arched his hands, and said, "Father-in-law, my son-in-law has a small request." ”

"Oh?" This is the first time that Zuo Xiaoyou has taken the initiative to make a request, and Yang Guang is very interested: "Virtuous son-in-law, but it doesn't hurt to say it." ”

"Recently, some people who have eaten enough and have nothing to do have criticized the son-in-law, and the son-in-law really can't swallow this breath." There was a faint cold light in Zuo Xiaoright's eyes: "The son-in-law hopes that the Dasui Weekly can leave a column for the son-in-law to publish the son-in-law's comments on current affairs." ”

"......" Seeing Zuo Xiaoyou's hateful look, Yang Guang wanted to grin, since he knew Zuo Xiaoyou, he had never seen Zuo Xiaoyou gritting his teeth.

This group of literati can actually smoke the seven tricks scolded by the virtuous son-in-law, it's really amazing!

Yang Guang calculated in his heart: Sure enough, these literati control the right to speak in the world, which is not a good thing for the imperial court, I really need the Great Sui Weekly to control the right to speak in the world, so that those poor scribes know that I am the master of the Great Sui.

It is not difficult to create a newspaper, especially for Yang Guang. Zuo Xiaoyou knew very well the process of running a newspaper in later generations, and with his full assistance, the first issue of the Great Sui Weekly was finally printed before the Chinese New Year. But because at the end of the year, many staff members went home for the New Year, so the first issue of the Dasui Weekly only printed 100,000 copies in and around Daxing City, and the price of each copy was only one copper plate, and even the people at the bottom could afford it.

When the Great Sui Weekly came out, a whirlwind blew in Daxing City and its surroundings in an instant, which not only included various heroic deeds since the founding of the Great Sui Dynasty, but also Yang Guang's achievements in the world, as well as current affairs news comments in a short period of time.

After Yang Guang's personal review and control, the content of the newspaper is very positive, so that the people who bought the newspaper and saw the content were very surprised, and those literate people read it to the illiterate people, which increased the people's pride in being the people of the Great Sui, but it also made the warlords who still had this rebellious ambition angry and anxious. Yang Guang: This is not a way to live at all, and he will not leave them at all!

When the Great Sui Weekly came out, all kinds of praise continued, but the funny thing is that the people's highest interest in the content of the Great Sui Weekly is not all kinds of current affairs comments or various heroic deeds, etc., but about the current affairs commentary about Zuo Xiaoright.

In this commentary on current affairs, Zuo Xiaoyou used a very witty writing to tell about the recent incidents of those literati criticizing him. Zuo Xiaoyou first told the process of his acquaintance and acquaintance with Shang Xiufang, and why he and Shang Xiufang were so tired in the recent period. But after finishing speaking, he began to ridicule the literati who criticized him: Do you eat too much and have nothing to do, so that you will talk nonsense about other people's private affairs?

Zuo Xiaoyou said, if it has just settled down today, although there are high-yield crops, after all, it has just been promoted, and there is still not much grain in the world, and it still takes time for the people to fill their stomachs. You educated people say that the rise and fall of the world is the responsibility of the husband, but what to eat is not enough, what to do is not good, you know to go to the place of wind and snow to show poetry and play with women. You people are simply the moths of the country, the rice worms of the society, even the tenant farmers who farm the land, and the butchers who kill pigs, what kind of face do you have to live between heaven and earth? If I were you, I would have committed suicide by jumping into the river, so as not to waste the country's food.

……

As soon as this 'article' was reported, it instantly made those literati who had denounced Zuo Xiaoyou stunned, their faces were red, their ears were red, and their whole bodies trembled, and they hated to really commit suicide by throwing themselves into the river.

It's so ruthless! It's so ruthless! Zuo Xiaoyou's scolding has pushed them all to the forefront, and from the recent changes in the eyes of those relatives and friends around them, and the neighbors, they know that the situation has changed. In the past, they controlled the right to speak in the world, but now with the advent of the Great Sui Weekly, it will be difficult for them to grasp the right to speak in the future.

No matter what the ancients did, they paid attention to the right name, as the so-called name is not right, the word is not good, and if the word is not good, it will not work. With the Great Sui Weekly, no matter what Yang Guang does in the future, as long as he expresses some subjective opinions in the Great Sui Weekly, the people of the world will obey his words, so what is the use of these literati except to obey? Do you speak alone with a hundred mouths, a thousand mouths, or ten thousand mouths?

When everyone says, 'Your Majesty said it', do you dare to refute what Your Majesty said? Don't you think it's a long life!

In short, this Spring Festival, the left and the right are happy. Because of the cold weather, the Spring Festival, and the discussion of vocal music with Zuo Xiaoyou was very enjoyable, Shang Xiufang deliberately went to Zuo Xiaoyou's Wenguo Mansion to spend the Spring Festival at the invitation of Zuo Xiaoyou.

Wan Wan also saw Shang Xiufang for the first time, and when the two girls saw each other, they both saw the word amazing in each other's eyes. And then...... The two daughters have become best friends who talk about everything, and some private affairs of the daughter's family that can't be talked about with Zuo Xiaoyou will also tell each other.

Seeing that the two women had just met and became old friends who seemed to have known each other for 20 years, Zuo Xiaoyou was very emotional: women are really magical creatures. Is it really good to have a heart for someone you've just met?

No wonder it is difficult for women to mix in officialdom, with the sensual nature of women, if they can't be cold-blooded and ruthless, they are afraid that the people and the country will be unlucky.

Although there have been ruthless people such as Empress Lu, Wu Zetian, and Cixi in history, there are only a few of them in thousands of years, even in reality, there are only Aunt Mo in Germany, and the Iron Lady in Britain has done a good job, and nothing else is ......

Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head, sure enough, this world belongs to men, and women's nature is more suitable for taking charge of internal affairs in the family.

Just when Zuo Xiaoyou was enjoying the joy and excitement of the Spring Festival, the arrival of a person broke the peace.

In front of the Wenguo Mansion, a stunning fairy in a white dress said to the stunned guard: "I'm tired of it, the old man of Yangzhou came to visit." ”

The guards quickly came back to their senses, glanced at the senior concubine deeply, and said, "Wait a minute. ”

Not long after, Zuo Xiaoyou, who was fighting with Wan Wan and Shang Xiufang, received the news and couldn't help but be stunned: "Concubine Xuan? How did she come. ”

Wan Wan was also surprised, this Cihang Jingzhai has been stable for more than half a year, why did Concubine Xuan run out again? Could it be that Cihang Jingzhai has not given up yet, and is about to run out to find the true dragon emperor?

"Senior Concubine Xuan......" Shang Xiufang's eyes flashed with a trace of confusion when she heard this name: "I haven't heard of it, who is she?" ”

"The contemporary heir of Cihang Jingzhai." Zuo Xiaoyou touched his chin: "After a year, what is this concubine doing again?" Isn't it Cihang Jingzhai who has any plans. ”

"Whatever she's going to do." Wan Wan is very confident in Zuo Xiaoyou: "For Childe, let her calculate in a thousand ways, she only needs to cut it with a sword." ”

This sentence made Zuo Xiaoyou chuckle: "You are more confident than me, but what you said is good." Let him calculate in every way, and I will cut it with a sword! He turned his head and said, "Bring the mahjong and invite her over again." ”

"Yes."

After the little maid went to bring the mahjong, she went to inform the guards and asked the concubine to come to the back room to meet.

Wan Wan looked at the mahjong on the table, her eyes narrowed, and she said with a smile: "Childe is going to play mahjong with the concubine?" ”

"Isn't the fun of the New Year just playing mahjong!" Zuo Xiaoyou smiled: "There was a shortage of manpower before, but now it is enough." After a pause: "Don't you think it's fun to play mahjong with Concubine Xuan?" ”

Wan Wan thought about that kind of scene, and couldn't help but sneer: "What Childe said is true, it is indeed an interesting thing." ”

Although she doesn't understand the dumb riddle between the two, Shang Xiufang Bingxue is smart and knows what to ask and what not to ask, and she also knows that she only needs to play mahjong with her now, and nothing else matters.

The question is......

"What is this mahjong?" Shang Xiufang didn't know why.

Left small right: "......"

Wan Wan: "......"

Not long after, dressed in a white dress, like a fairy in the snow, the concubine Xuan came to the back room, and saw Zuo Xiaoyou, Wan Wan and Shang Xiufang sitting at the wooden table, burning honeycomb coal next to them, very homely and warm, and the fairy eyes instantly had a trace of mortal atmosphere, but the good quality still made him step forward without losing his demeanor and saluted: "Concubine Xuan to meet Wen Guogong." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and waved his hand: "Shi Fairy doesn't have to be polite, it just happens that there is a lack of one of three in the family, and there will be eight circles in advance." ”

Concubine Xuan: "......"

At Zuo Xiaoyou's insistence, Concubine Shi had to sit down and play eight rounds of mahjong with them first. This mahjong is worthy of being the quintessence of the country, even if it is a pure heart like Concubine Xuan, a fairy with a clear sword heart can't resist the charm of mahjong, and can still maintain the image at first, but in the back, the shell of the fairy is basically knocked to pieces.

"Twenty thousand."

"Bang!" The concubine shouted, played a fortune, and buckled the card: "I want to touch myself with this!" ”

"Yoh?" The next family's Wan Wan said with a smile: "That's not good." With a touch of cards, he slapped a whiteboard on the table with a snap: "Self-draw!" Seven pairs! ”

"Poof-" Concubine Xuan spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Lost! Lost again! It's been three laps in a row......