I was riding a bicycle, carrying the master, and I was humming the song of Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law, "You cried and said to me, all the stories in fairy tales are lies." ”

"Stinky boy, will you ride a good bike! I can't pick some flat roads, this iron lump shakes and makes me hurt. ”

"Master, you have to be considerate of me, this is all a mountain road, how can there be a flat road to walk, we should all snicker if we don't break this chain."

And then there was a "click", it was really broken...

"You crow's mouth," the master looked at me resentfully, "that's fine, don't be shaken by it anymore, take a rest, Bayi, you've been riding all morning." ”

I pushed the cart under the tree, sat on the ground, picked up the dry food, and nibbled on it, "Master, can you get to Qingheling today?" ”

"Most of the time it won't work, it should be the middle of the night, and it's too dangerous to cross the river at night." I saw the master take out the rope and tie all the luggage to the back seat of the bicycle, "On the road, Bayi, remember to push the cart." "I went away earlier.

"Master, this iron lump is already broken, what are you still pushing it for, the thief is struggling, master, can you change it?"

"You, you 15-year-old don't come to push this cart, do you want me to come to push the cart in the middle of the year? Eat hard, Fang is a master, you push for a while, up this slope, the front is downhill, we take the car and slide down, down the slope, Qingheling will also arrive. Hold on for a while. ”

"It's really not a backache to stand and talk," looking at this uphill climb, I was no longer able to refute the master.

Why is Qingheling called Qingheling, I only knew when I arrived at the front, all this is for a reason, the flowing water of this river reflects the trees on both sides, looking at it from afar, you will feel that the green water seems to be beating as if there is life, and when you get to the front, you will feel that the beating life is the tree on the mountain, so it is named Qinghe, as for this ridge, the mountains on both sides are mountains, and you have to cross the mountains and cross the mountains after crossing the river, so it is named Qingheling.

I found a flat place with the master, and the master told me to pick up some wood to make a fire, and then the master took out two canvases from the box, one draped on the ground, and the other set up a 45-degree inclined top with branches, so that a simple sleeper came out, and I always felt that there was something mysterious in the master's box, to have fire, to shovel, to cloth cloth, and everything in it could be taken out.

I made a fire, and the cold by the river was dispelled a lot, and for the first time I felt that fire could be so beautiful, and it could ward off the cold, and it could repel insects, and it could scare away some small animals. "Master, where are we going when we get to town?"

"Actually, I don't know where I'm going, the hexagram last time refers to the northwest direction, you make a gesture with me, what are you going to do after seeing the town."

"This is a unique secret method taught by my master, and the accuracy rate is extremely high, you have to watch it carefully. The human hand generally has four fingers, except for the thumb, each finger generally has three joints, eight fingers are twenty-four sections, the front and back add up to forty-eight sections, corresponding to forty-eight hexagrams in the sixty-four hexagrams, the thumb has two sections, the front and back have four sections, the two thumbs add up to eight sections, and then correspond to the eight trigrams in the sixty-four hexagrams, but this adds up to less eight trigrams, and the other eight hexagrams are ' You hexagram', flowing in the above fifty-six hexagrams, need me to teach you the gestures to complement each other, this kind of divination method is more difficult, you can learn as much as you can, you will not be blamed for learning as a teacher. ”

Then the master taught me a set of gestures, this gesture is not cumbersome, after a while I learned it, and after a while I was already able to do it myself, I repeated it three times, the master said that it was already good, he had already launched the hexagram and the change.

The master's face was a little heavy, "Your hexagram is a fierce hexagram, the direction refers to the northwest, and the northwest is the Qingshan Town we are going to. Change the line to the second line, not life and death, not rich and poor, the two hexagrams both say that one is a big murderer, the other is a good luck, Bayi, or we go around this Qingshan Town, it's a big deal to go along the Qinghe Ridge and change places. ”

"Master, do you have a good chance of being born?"

"It's small, but it's a lot of money."

"It's okay, there's a master here, I'm not afraid, let's go to Qingshan Town."

"I think it's still inappropriate, the hexagram is too fierce. If you go this way, you'll die, how can I explain it to your parents? ”

"Master, you can only count me, but you can't count yourself, there is only a trace of black silk between your seals, and then there is a large red light, master, I believe in the apprentice, the apprentice has not lived in vain in the past five years."

"Is that true?"

"Seriously."

"Okay, let's rest here tonight, and we'll go to Qingshan Town tomorrow," said the master, who lay down in the tent and prepared to sleep. "Master, I'll go out and pee first." The master nodded to indicate that he understood.

I walked to the river, took out my little baby, and let him breathe in the fresh air outside, "Beep-beep-beep, ding-ding-ding~~" After urinating, I shivered, and was about to go back, when I suddenly saw a girl in red in the middle of the river who wanted to see a girl in red bathing, and the posture of swimming like a fish drove the long red dress behind me, and after a while, the girl swam in front of me. Yes! What a beautiful girl! Like a fairy, the red clothes are tightly attached to the upper body, making the concave and convex figure even more extreme, the slightly upturned red lips, wanting to speak and stop being extremely charming, a red silk neckline is opened very low, revealing the looming twin peaks, the woman said: "Why is Mr. Little here late at night?"

She, her voice is so good, her soft words are like the sound of heaven, I am still intoxicated by her beauty and timbre, the fairy said again: "Little sir, people's backs can't be washed, I wonder if Mr. Xiao can help others wash it?"

"Me? Me?! May I?! I looked back to see that I was alone.

"Well, the little gentleman can do it, but you have to be gentle with others, people are afraid of pain."

"Good, good. Then I'll help the fairy wash his back. ”

I seem to be stepping into Elysium step by step, and the reality is that I am walking into the river step by step, "Fairy, you wait for me, I'll come, don't swim, fairy." ”

The water was already up to my waist, but I didn't know it, and the fairy shouted again: "Come here, little gentleman, they have been waiting for you for a long time."

"Come on," the water was already on my chest, but I continued to walk step by step like a pig.

The master had realized that I had been peeing for a long time, so he quickly got up and came out to look for me, only to see me walking into the river step by step, "Bayi, you are sick, what are you doing!" "When the master saw that I was not going back, he squatted down and picked up a stone, and wanted to throw it at me, but after a pause, he felt that it was inappropriate, so he spread his clothes, wrapped the stone, threw it hard, and hit me, and I immediately fell into the water, and the master quickly swam over, grabbed my hair, and dragged me ashore.

I woke up in the morning and found myself naked, not even underwear left, the same is true for the master, but there is still a pair of underwear left, I cried, watching all the clothes hanging on the tree and being roasted by the fire, I cried that it was pear blossoms with rain, "Li Nanshan, what did you do to me?" I yelled.

The master slapped me several times in a row, and scolded "With whom!" Who is it called, Li Nanshan! Cry! Cry your sister! Think about what you did last night, and watch over you all night for your teacher, for fear that you will go to the river again. ”

I struggled to recall, "I went out to pee last night, and when I came back, I saw a fairy bathing in the river, and she asked me to go over and help her wipe her back, and I passed, and then I fainted." ”

The master slapped me again, "The ghost is confused, I don't know if I hit the ghost, I have read all the books for so many years as a teacher, will I bite the tip of my tongue?" Will you bite your middle finger? Hurry up and get dressed, I got wet when I went to fish for you last night. ”

"Huh?! Did I hit a ghost? No way! ”

"Dress you, stinky boy."

I got dressed, and the master walked to the river and shouted, "Get out, if you don't come out again, I'll go down and cut you!"

After a while, a red carp swam up and said, "Don't, don't hit me, the little carp is coming."

"If it's you, I thought it was a water ghost, what? I haven't seen it for so many years, and even my apprentice dares to eat it, don't you? ”

"Damn, carp can talk these days!" I was so frightened that I quickly hid behind my master.

"No, Xiao Carp doesn't dare, Xiao Carp was confused last night, and almost made a big mistake, master don't beat me."

The master pushed me out, "Don't be afraid, this is the fairy you were last night, I am familiar with her, this is not a ghost, don't be afraid." ”

I just stood up, and the carp who called himself Xiao Carp hurriedly said: "Little Sir, Xiao Carp knows that it is wrong, Xiao Carp is wrong, you help me ask the master for mercy, don't beat Xiao Carp."

"Master, why does it seem that she is afraid of you?"

"As a teacher came here twelve years ago, she wanted to come and eat me, and finally I beat me half to death, I didn't expect her to be here all the time, the problem is that twelve years later, she still dares to eat my apprentice, what crime should you be guilty of!" After the master and apprentice finished speaking, he took out a one-meter large knife from the box.

"The master spares his life, the little carp doesn't dare to eat people anymore, I'm just too hungry, I heard last night that the master wants to cross the river, or I ask the masters to cross the river, don't kill the little carp."

It can be seen that the shadow left by the master on her back then was also very great, sparing her life and not fighting. So the carp grew ten times larger in the water, and we stepped on her back, and carried my master and apprentice across the river.

Arrived at the other side: "Remember, don't eat people in the future, you know?" I turned back to her.

"Little carp knows." The look of the aggrieved Baba.

"Master, what kind of goblin is this? Can you actually speak? ”

"This is not a goblin, she is a spirit, she is conjured by absorbing the essence of heaven and earth, and she has been practicing for thousands of years, but she is a carp spirit, and she has no attack power at all, which is miserable enough."

"'Let's go, go up the hill.'"