Bang bang bang......

In front of room 508 of a mid-range hotel in Gushan Town, there was a sharp knock on the door. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Gu Yi stood in front of the door and shouted loudly inside: "Officer Li, open the door and tell you good news." ”

Bang bang bang......

"Don't smash it, it's coming." Li Jingyi's cold voice sounded in the room, and a trace of helplessness could be heard. A moment later, the door opened, and she appeared at the door in pale blue pajamas, and asked with displeasure between her eyebrows, "What's the matter, tell me quickly." ”

"Go in and say, I'm thirsty."

"Hey......"

Gu Yi's consciousness and inappropriate performance when she entered the single lady's room late at night made Li Jingyi not react, and she was about to stop, but she was drilled into by him first, her brows furrowed even tighter, she stood by the door, did not close the door, and asked in a slightly cold voice: "What the hell are you doing?!" ”

"Calm. It's like this......"

Gu Yi walked around the room, unscrewed a bottle of paid mineral water on the table and poured most of it, told him about the previous matter, and finally concluded: "So, this Shi Rongfa is indeed as you said, there is a big problem, we will go to the door to find him now!" ”

Li Jingyi's face gradually relaxed, as if she had thought for a while, and said, "Okay, you go out first, I'll change my clothes and come." ”

"Okay, hurry up."

Of course, Gu Yi couldn't stay to see her clothes, so he casually dropped a sentence and left the room, as soon as he didn't want to go out, the door behind him suddenly closed, and Li Jingyi's rare lazy voice came from inside: "I don't want to see that dead fat man, you go by yourself, I'm going to sleep." ”

"Hey, there's no mistake." Gu Yi knocked on the door and shouted dissatisfiedly, "Find out that you asked me for help!" ”

"Hmm."

"Well, what do you mean?"

"Hmm."

"Again?"

"Hmm."

"Kindness?"

"Hmm."

"Well, your sister's!"

"Hmm."

“……”

……

In the end, Li Jingyi still closed the door and went to sleep, and there was no "um" anymore, so Gu Yi had to go out of the hotel alone.

At this time, it was past ten midnight, and the lively streets began to desert, empty so that the over-energetic Gu Yi had nowhere to go.

After wandering the street for a while, I unconsciously walked to a vermilion gate.

Gu Yi glanced up and said softly, "Is it the will of heaven?" Hey, well, actually, I'm too bored. ”

This is Shi Rongfa's residence, which was listed as one of the suspects because of offending Li Jingyi in the past, and at the same time she called Shi Fatzi who she didn't want to see, the place of the homonymous dead fatty.

Gu Yi, who was finished sighing in front of the door, found the nearest all-night convenience store, bought two very good quality black plastic bags for the shopkeeper for five cents, poked a hole in each, and then came to the door again and smashed the door hard.

Boom! Collapse! Boom!

"Open the door! Open the door! ……”

The door opened, and a young man in his early twenties appeared in front of the door, and after looking at Gu Yi, he shouted dissatisfiedly: "Who are you, don't you know that the people inside are sleeping at night?" ”

"Heh......" Gu Yi sneered: "You don't know who I am?!" ”

"You know what a!"

"It's good if you don't know!" Gu Yi immediately took out the prepared plastic bag, put it on his head when the other party was stunned, and tied a knot with his hand very quickly, and then broke free from his grasp of his hand, and ran into the gate with a smoke.

"Holy! You TM...... What about people?! ……”

The guy tore open the plastic bag, but found that Gu Yiren had disappeared, and couldn't figure out whether he had gone in or run away, so he thought about it, closed the door, and dialed a phone call.

"Lao Liu, someone has slipped in, quick, bring your two generals and find out this!"

……

Shi Rongfa's residence, as a famous local landlord, although his residence can not be compared with Anlong Tu, but the area is not small, in addition to two small buildings in the residence, there are three courtyards in the front, middle and back, rockery and fake water, the scenery is very good.

At this time, by the pond in the backyard, a fat figure was leading a slender and beautiful woman with heavy makeup, strolling in the night breeze while chatting about ambiguous topics.

The two of them had red complexions, beads of sweat on their foreheads, and they had just finished exercising, and the woman was shy and let the fat man next to her lead her, and said softly: "Boss Shi deceived people in the middle of the night, just this bad idea, see if I don't tell the boss, you can't eat and go around." Although her words were threatening, her tone was delicate and tender, but she was coquettish.

The fat man surnamed Shi is obviously the landlord Shi Rongfa here, he laughed and said: "Afraid of Mao, that dead mother-in-law is nagging all day long, and she is not allowed to raise a little white face outside, and the scholar can grow into a pig every day when she eats vegetarian food, just like her, if she is not afraid of divorce, she will share half of Lao Tzu's property, Lao Tzu would have left her." ”

"Divorce?" The woman's eyes lit up, and she lowered her head and said with a clear expression, "Even if the law doesn't divide your family property, will Shi Shao agree?" ”

Shi Rongfa said: "That bastard boy is a loser, Lao Tzu still has to listen to him when he does things?!" Forget it, let's not talk about this, let's talk about some major events of human inheritance, Xiuxiu, don't you think the scenery here is very good and very emotional? It's not as good as ......."

Xiuxiu's face turned red when she said it, and she said squeamishly: "Come again, are you bad......"

"Hey......

When the two of them were invited, their eyes met, and their mouths were about to touch, but at this moment, a super loud voice sounded behind Shi Rongfa: "Shi Rongfa is it, you!" Good! Yes! ”

Shi Rongfa and Xiuxiu were excited, and they didn't notice that someone walked behind them, this sudden sound, like a fierce whip, almost pulled him out of the shadow in his heart, turned around, and saw that it was a young man in old clothes, and couldn't help scolding: "Turtle son, who are you, running to Lao Tzu's house at night to get hair?!" ”

Gu Yi pointed to his nose: "You don't know me?" ”

"Know a fart!"

"Hahaha......" Gu Yi laughed three times, "It's right if you don't know, introduce yourself, I'm actually a magician, and I'm here to perform magic tricks for Boss Shi so late." ”

"You?"

Shi Rongfa was about to answer, Xiuxiu on the side spoke first, she looked at Gu Yi, who was rustic, annoyed that he had ruined the good thing of her relationship with Shi Rongfa, and hummed dissatisfiedly: "Look at you, you know that you are an uneducated liar, I don't know how to sneak in, get out of here, Mr. Shi won't reward you for a penny, get out!" ”

"That's it, Xiuxiu told you to get out, didn't you hear? Believe it or not, I called the security guards to call the police! Shi Rongfa immediately reprimanded.

Gu Yi ignored him, looked at Xiuxiu's face, and saw that although she was very beautiful under heavy makeup, the water chestnut was too prominent, coupled with the smell of gold worship in her bones, and the rough thinking words just now, she quickly came to the conclusion that this is a green tea that has no evil but has done no less nasty things.

So he said: "Since Boss Shi likes it, then I'll give you a performance now." ”

"When did I say I liked it, you ......"

Shi Rongfa was talking, but saw that Gu Yiquan didn't start by himself, only to see him touch the air out of thin air beside Xiuxiu with his hand, and shouted in the latter's boring movements: "Ma Li, Ma Li, coax!" Disappear, green tea! ”

"You're the green tea!"

Shi Rongfa and Xiuxiu were stunned for a moment, and then Xiuxiu was furious and scolded.

Gu Yi turned his head around: "Mistake, come again, watch me disappear." Ma Li, Ma Li......"

"Okay you, get out, I'm ......"

"Look over there, someone is out of the king!"

Xiuxiu scolded, Shi Rongfa couldn't stand it for a long time, and spoke again, but saw Gu Yi, who was reciting the spell, suddenly shouted, pointed to him, and the two subconsciously turned their heads.

At this moment, Gu Yi shouted again: "The time has come to see me riding a prostitute!" kicked out and kicked Xiuxiu into the pond, and then said: "Boss Shi turned around, look, is the green tea gone!?" ”

"Huh? It's so amazing, it's really gone......"

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