Monday.

The first day of the mock college entrance examination.

Su Yi came to the classroom early in the morning, and before he entered the door, he saw a new table table posted on the door, and Su Yi's name was not on it.

"HI, morning." Rong Xueli's voice sounded from behind her, and when she looked back, she saw that this girl was full of vitality and smiling like a summer flower, she pointed to the paper and asked, "Don't have your name?" ”

"Nope. Your name is there. Su Yi was a little puzzled.

"The seats in each class in the third year of high school are all disrupted, 20 classes, divided into parts, and interpolated and reversed. We swapped the even-numbered seats between Class 3 and Class 17, and if you go to Class 17 and take a look, your name will definitely be there. Rong Xueli told Su Yidao like a prophet.

Su Yi went downstairs and went to the door of Class 17, and sure enough, he found his name on the newly posted table table.

The seat number hasn't changed, it's just that the class number has changed.

At this time, the bell for the exercise rang.

Monday is the raising of the national flag, no exercises.

After the flag is raised, there will be a speech by the principal.

"Students, there is no way to establish a country without learning, and there is no way to build a country without teaching, and teaching and learning are the foundation of establishing a life and a country. I am honored to be the principal of Blue Bridge Secondary School, and to shoulder this teaching mission with the teachers, to teach you and witness your growth......"

Peng Tian was wearing a Mao suit, standing under the national flag with a heroic and righteous face, and said passionately and generously.

“…… Students, we are learning knowledge in school, but the most important thing is to learn how to behave......

When he heard this well-dressed beast say this, Su Yi felt nauseous, and he really wanted to rush to the stage to slap him, and then expose this guy's dirty true face in front of all the teachers and students in the school.

At this time, the morning breeze was blowing, and Su Yi saw the red flag rising on the top of the pole waving in the wind, and then looked at Peng Tian's tunic on his body, and suddenly had an idea.

"Mastering the method well is a prerequisite for academic success. Laying a good foundation is necessary for career development. Cultivating good habits is a great cause that will benefit you for life......" Peng Tian continued to teach all the teachers and students on the flag-raising platform, as if he was such a person who had come over and did not condense the accumulated life experience into three words and put it all into the minds of the teachers and students, and felt that the motherland had grown up in vain.

Su Yi began to randomly select a substantial thought in his mind, which suddenly burned, and transformed into a telekinesis that was concentrated on the penultimate button under Peng Tian's shirt along with his gaze.

Boom!

This button suddenly became like a small steamed bun being crushed, and instantly became a ball of powder and shattered.

Because it is the penultimate button, it will not make Peng Tian make a fool of himself immediately, nor will he be aware of it all of a sudden.

The next thing Su Yi wants to break is the first button underneath.

Because the "blockade" power formed by the penultimate button no longer exists, when the penultimate button bursts open, Peng Tian's pregnant woman-like belly immediately bursts out like a ball of white pork belly, which is very spectacular and brutal The blouse "bursts" and suddenly exposes it in front of all the teachers and students.

This time, it was so sudden that the classmates who were still distracted and whispering in Peng Tian's speech were stunned when they saw this sudden scene.

The audience was silent.

And Peng Tian was even more shocked.

His huge upper body was locked by those four buttons, and suddenly two buttons burst, and the fat intestine and big belly burst out without warning, why didn't he startle him? He even panicked and thought he had been disemboweled!

"Degao is a teacher, and you are a model, may I ask the principal that you just looked like a teacher and explained to us for a long time," Su Yi suddenly shouted and asked, "Have you done it yourself?" ”

Peng Tian never dreamed that he would suddenly make such a big fool in front of all the teachers and students, he was originally not right, and he understood that he had done something wrong, so he thought that he was sent by heaven. Now it is even more embarrassing to hear a student ask such a deliberate question. Peng Tian thought that this student would really seize the opportunity, but at this time to say this, seeing that the stitches and needles were clearly falling into the well, deliberately embarrassing me, I will go back and ask your name later, if I don't beat you up, I won't be surnamed Peng.

In this flag-raising ceremony, more than 60 classes in the school were crowded on this playground, where could Peng Tian see clearly who was talking badly?

It is precisely because of such concealment and convenience that Su Yi took the lead in firing the first shot, and some sports students in the third year of high school who were about to get out of the house immediately fired one after another:

"You dare to take off your clothes like this in front of all the teachers and students, do you still want to be faced, principal?"

"Don't be afraid, Headmaster, please tell us out loud - who made your belly bigger?"

"The sea is tolerant of all rivers, and tolerance is great; The wall is thousands of feet, and there is no desire to be rigid. Principal: Is that how you understand this sentence? You 'big-bellied' headmaster isn't modest at all! ”

Those first-year and second-year high school students were stunned when they saw that these big brothers in the third year of high school dared to bombard the principal like this.

All the teachers and students gathered in the playground to raise the national flag, but the principal Peng Tian burst his clothes because his stomach was too big, and he was ridiculed by such a naughty and hurtful student in public. At first, a few students dared to laugh out loud, but later the sarcastic voice was very literary, and finally made all the teachers and students laugh.

Peng Tian was laughing loudly, and his face was lost, and he slipped away.

He huffed back to the principal's office, ready to inquire about the name of the first guy who fired at him, but before he could make a move, two people from the Municipal Education Bureau came to attack him.

"You're—"

Peng Tian, who returned to the principal's office, was thinking about how to change his clothes when he heard that someone from the Municipal Education Bureau was waiting for him in the living room, so he became troubled.

First, I don't know why someone from the Education Bureau will suddenly come to look for someone, and the people from the Education Bureau generally don't take the initiative to go to the school to find someone, unless it is an inspection or research, then there will be a prior notice.

Second, this blouse burst two buttons, how can you go out to meet guests? I had to run back to my apartment to get rid of my clothes.

So Peng Tian called a sweeping aunt to take the keys to the apartment and go to pick up the clothes. The two people from the Municipal Education Bureau waited for a while, and when they got impatient, they urged.

In the end, Peng Tian had no choice but to come out to meet him in disheveled clothes.

Seeing the principal of this Blue Bridge Middle School, who came out with a big belly, the two people from the Municipal Education Bureau couldn't help but look at each other. The two of them came this time to take Peng Tian back to the Education Bureau for interrogation, and they already knew about Peng Tian's scandal, but they didn't expect this guy to be so inappropriate early in the morning, and he came out to see them without wearing his clothes.

"We are staff members of the Education Bureau, and there is something you need to report to the Director, please come with us." The two staff members revealed their identities.

"I have something to report to the director. What is it? Why didn't you notify me beforehand? Peng Tian's face was full of doubts, and he immediately realized whether his ugly deeds had been exposed, and he was immediately scared into a cold sweat.

"Let's go, we'll know when we get to the bureau." The two staff members couldn't help but say, and stepped forward to hold Peng Tian and go straight out the door.