Chapter 154: Fools vs. Idiots

"Ahh was bitten by a fool's buttocks, which made Long Tian completely crazy, and the Xuanyuan Sword (well, it should be the Xuanyuan Sword) in his hand suddenly burst out with dazzling golden light, forming a bright golden pillar of light straight into the sky.

"Humph! Louder than sound? Lao Tzu hasn't been afraid of anyone yet! Hearing Long Tian's roar and the bright blind golden light, the fool's eyes were full of disdain, I don't know if he roared from a young age to a big one?

"Whew!"

A loud wolf howl overpowered Long Tian's roar in an instant, echoing in the barren heaven and earth, a full moon that seemed to cover half of the sky didn't know when it hung in the sky, and before the full moon, a hundred-meter-high silver giant wolf full of sacredness squatted on the ground and quietly looked down at Long Tian.

The full moon in the sky was not dazzling, and the silver light on the giant wolf was not eye-catching, but the dazzling golden light shrouded by the dragon sky was unusually small under the full moon, which was completely the contrast between the firefly and the bright moon, at least everyone present had this idea.

It seemed that he felt that he was being underestimated, and the golden light on Long Tian's body skyrocketed again, as if it was about to dye the entire heaven and earth golden, and even tried to overpower the bright moon in the sky to become the only focus of heaven and earth.

"It's funny!" The fool looked at the dazzling golden light in front of him and said to himself, it was a little hesitant to fight this idiot, it felt that even if it defeated this funny, it would not have a sense of accomplishment, because the enemy was so stupid! Fortunately, he hung a moon in the sky, and if it hung a sun in the sky, the idiot would spontaneously combust himself without his hands!

Of course, these fools are just thinking about it, as a mythical beast that fights small and grows up from the battle Doutian (howling), Doudi (digging pits), Dou Dad (beaten from childhood to big), Dou Niang (this is a natural enemy), the fool has an unusually rich combat experience, and the so-called enemy fool You must not look at the enemy fool Otherwise, you are really stupid, so the fool decisively raised his front paws and shot out towards Long Tian, who was still immersed in comic behavior.

The sudden attack of the fool caught Long Tian off guard (Fool: Damn!) It's all a sudden attack, isn't it a surprise to tell you before I hit you that I'm going to hit you? I saw him face the giant claws that covered the sky and fell from the sky with a fool, and he struggled to slash out a hundred-meter-long golden sword.

The golden sword light with a domineering sword intent quickly collided with the stupid giant claw, and then easily passed through the giant claw, flying higher and higher, flying higher and higher、、、、、、

"Phantom!" Long Tian exclaimed as the sword light passed through the fool's giant claw without resistance. Then he immediately turned back to be on guard, and then he saw that an overwhelming wolf claw had arrived in front of his eyes.

So our Xuanyuan Sword Master encountered an accident again after the "accident" of being attacked on his face and buttocks, only to see the stupid huge claws pressing Long Tian to the ground, and then kept rubbing and rubbing on the ground, directly making us arrogant and arrogant that the whole world, whether it is mine or not, is my Xuanyuan Sword Master Long Tian and confused!

"Ahh

With Long Tian's heart-rending roar, a beam of sharp and domineering sword qi suddenly burst into the sky and then rushed into the sky, and the sword qi easily passed through the fool's claws before allowing Long Tian to break free.

"Phantom again!" Long Tian yelled at the fool who was smiling at him not far away.

"You know that!" The fool had a surprised expression.

"Die!" Long Tian's incomplete face was about to be twisted together, the blood on his face seemed to rush out without money, and he swung out a sword qi of nearly a thousand meters with both swords, as if he was going to split this heaven and earth in half.

Long Tian didn't expect that he had never encountered such a humiliating situation before becoming the Xuanyuan Sword Master. And when he became the master of the Xuanyuan Sword, he was openly mocked by a wolf in front of the public, no! This is obviously a dead dog! A dead dog! (Drought Fish: Congratulations, you're honored to be bitten by a dog, oh yes, and trampled by a dog by the way!) οΌ‰

"Good Sword" did not dodge in the face of the oncoming shocking sword qi, but praised it.

"But it didn't work!" Long Tian knew that it was broken when he saw that the sword qi had passed through Long Tian unhindered again, and before he could be on guard, he heard the roar of a fool sounding above his head, and as soon as he looked up, he saw a huge claw falling from the sky and already in front of him.

Rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, the fool seems to be incarnated as a qualified bathing worker who is interested in giving Long Tian a full-body plastic surgery.

Long Tian: "Ah! A pillar of golden sword qi rose again.

Long Tian: "Ah! Death" a sword qi slashed out.

Long Tian: "It's a phantom again!" ”

Fool: I'm rubbing and rubbing again. Well, why should I use it? Alas, the enemy is too stupid to do! I'll rub it again!

After three stupid reincarnations, Long Tian seemed to be a little weak, and he saw him hunched over and panting with the Xuanyuan Sword. Looking at the fool's eyes, in addition to the unforgettable hatred, there was a faint trace of confusion, and sure enough, this kid was stunned!

At this time, although Long Tian no longer had the feeling of being coaxed when he appeared, although the charm value fell sharply, the gravitational value did not fall but rose, and everyone's eyes involuntarily stayed on his face that was missing a piece and the little ass that was also missing a piece because his pants were rubbed!

Of course, the fool will not admit that it rubs the dragon sky with such a purpose. However, Long Tian has completely revealed his face today, both above and below, and today is really a good day!

Obviously, Long Tian was really a little tired, and he didn't feel the feeling of chilling in the back. Of course, there is also a possibility that he has already broken the jar and broken it!

"You!" Long Tian, who was panting, suddenly felt a darkness on the top of his head, and his heart couldn't help jumping, and when he looked up, he didn't see the expected claws, but a huge tail wagging around.

"Sure enough!" The fool tried it and found that he really didn't feel anything for Long Tian, so he looked at Deadpool and thought to himself, you are really my only one!

And Deadpool, who was facing the siege of a group of Long Tian's followers, suddenly shuddered, as if something very bad had happened, and the ghost sent his eyes to the fool and then saw the fool who was watching affectionately.

β€œOhno!” The fool roared madly in his heart.

On the other hand, looking at the dangling big tail Long Tian was a little confused and entangled, and when the fool stepped on him with a hind paw, he actually had an inexplicable relief, it seemed that this should have been the case!

Congratulations, you fool, you've conquered not only physically but mentally your enemies!

Fool: Congratulations! Beat an idiot out of the blue?

At this time, there were two "idlers" present, one was Yun Feng, he was now watching Deadpool fight a group of Chinese monks with a bucket of popcorn in his hand, and the other was a drought, the little Lori drought's performance at this time was even more bizarre, I saw her squatting in a corner of the wall and silently drawing circles with a depressed face.

Many people know that the Drought Fish will not leave Huaxia for some reason, but no one knows what the reason is, except for a very small number of people.

No one could have imagined that the reason why Drought Fish would not leave Huaxia was because she was the sword protector of the Xuanyuan Sword, and her main job was to be responsible for the maintenance and security of the Xuanyuan Sword in the process of sleeping, and by the way, to control the Xuanyuan Sword Master of each generation.

This generation of Xuanyuan Sword Masters is the same as the previous Xuanyuan Sword Masters, all of whom were chosen by Xuanyuan Sword independently, Long Tian was just an ordinary college student before, neither a rich second generation nor an ordinary ** silk, although his personality is a little arrogant, but he is also kind.

After Xuanyuan Sword chose the master, he followed Long Tian for a few days, but he didn't find any reason worthy of Xuanyuan Sword's choice from Long Tian, patriotic but not angry, a little righteous but not a knife in the ribs for anyone, a little backbone but just a little, smart but not smart、、、、、、

Although she didn't think that Long Tian could become a qualified Xuanyuan Sword Master, she didn't object, and of course it was useless for her to object.

Originally, according to the most classic plot, Long Tian should have thrived in the irony and disdain of the drought fish, and finally completed several earth-shattering events (such as saving a country, saving the world, or saving the world again), and finally got the recognition of the drought fish to become a famous Xuanyuan sword master through the ages.

But the reality of the plot is that after Long Tian got the power of the Xuanyuan Sword, he was immersed in a round of pretending that couldn't stop, and when he got the power belonging to the Xuanyuan Sword Master, he came to a super evolution, openly claiming that the whole world was his, and if he didn't accept it, he would accept it!

After that, Long Tian set his evil eyes on the drought, and one day Long Tian told the dart that he lacked a bed warmer, so he asked the dart to warm his bed that night!

As soon as she heard this, she exploded, who is she? Not to mention that she dares to do this pervert in the form of a loli, Long Tian is not afraid to roast herself if she warms the bed with a drought?

So the drought fish fought with Long Tian and ran to the Middle East, and then Long Tian chased after him, and then Yunfeng and they came, and then Long Tian knelt!

The reason why the drought drew circles was not to curse Long Tian, in fact, she didn't put Long Tian in her eyes from the beginning, she cursed Xuanyuan Sword, she felt that the sword spirit of Xuanyuan Sword was stupid after sleeping for a long time. actually chose an idiot to be the Xuanyuan Sword Master, and now it's okay, the honor of the Xuanyuan Sword Lord for thousands of years has been lost by this goods.

As if he also felt embarrassed, Xuanyuan Sword suddenly shook away Long Tian, who was being ravaged, and immediately after Long Tian, a figure wearing a dragon robe walked out of Long Tian's body and threw himself into Xuanyuan Sword's body.

"Hmph, self-inflicted!" Drought Lu said dissatisfiedly, this should be the first time that Xuanyuan Sword has abandoned the master, whether it is for Xuanyuan Sword or Xuanyuan Sword's reputation, it is definitely a huge blow!

"This sword is gone?" After the fool saw that the figure had submerged into the Xuanyuan Sword, the Xuanyuan Sword turned into a golden light and fled in one direction, and when it came back to its senses, it found that the dragon under its feet had rubbed him dead and could no longer die.

"Run?" A mocking smile appeared on the corner of Yun Feng's mouth, and he reached out to the void and grabbed a golden long sword that appeared in Yun Feng's hand, it was the Xuanyuan Sword that ran away just now. (To be continued.) )