Chapter 59: Harlequin

Half an hour later, the show ended.

Xie Taning is still unsatisfied: "Next time, I will order "Meet and Celebrate" and "Under the Candles". ”

Shaoge shook his head and said: "You should let the troupe go to Fengyue Tower to perform, don't teach the Kyoto boy badly." ”

"Hehe," Xie Tingning glanced at Shaoge's legs, "Brother Lin just wants to learn and use it!" ”

Shaoge's face was slightly red, and he interrupted: "I don't know what this drama is about?" ”

Xie Qianning said with a smile: "The orange clothes are a female general named Zheng Wuyan in the previous generation, who is strong in martial arts, but her appearance is very ugly, and if you stand in front of the battle, you can scare off 100,000 enemy troops!" There are countless soldiers who are willing to follow her - Brother Lin, you think, an ugly girl, can chase a basket of men behind her ass, which is enough to prove that she is extraordinary! Later, she single-handedly helped an emperor to the throne and became the queen herself. ”

He smiled ambiguously: "Brother, think about it, no one can do it in the face of such a daughter-in-law." But the emperor and the queen don't have sex, it's not a thing! In those years, there was no strong Jindan, so the emperor called a beautiful person, that is, the one in colorful clothes who came from behind, called Lian Ji, beautiful as a flower, graceful posture, tsk, did enough foreplay, blew out candles, the three of them shared a bed, and the emperor couldn't tell which was Lian Ji and which was Zheng Wuyan......"

"Heh, hehe." Shaoge laughed dryly, and couldn't catch up for a while.

Suddenly, the atmosphere became very eerie.

It was a strange feeling. It was as if the cicadas on the summer tree had stopped abruptly, and the peach-colored atmosphere caused by the meat drama and Xie Tanning's meat language came to an abrupt end. There is no warning, no reason.

Actually, there is a reason.

The two of them slowly turned their heads and looked at the staircase.

There was a man there.

The man was walking towards them.

It's weird.

The strange thing is that when they felt weird, they didn't notice the person at all, or rather, the person hadn't appeared at the top of the stairs. But as soon as the man showed up, they knew he was the one who made them feel uncomfortable.

The man was wearing Hua Dan's colorful clothes, but his face was covered with the white mud of the harlequin.

It's a man.

The strange man honestly and unceremoniously walked up to the table of the two of them and sat down, as if they had been waiting for him for a long time.

"Jun Ke once went to the pear orchard to listen to the play......"

His voice was indistinguishable, as if he was talking and singing, like crying and mourning, and it was extremely difficult to hear.

Xie Qianning's mouth was dry, and he wanted to wave his hand away, but for some reason his hand was raised halfway and retracted again.

He had a bad feeling.

It's not that I'm afraid, except for his own Lao Tzu, the little overlord in the capital has never been afraid of the second one.

It's not disgusting, although men and women are suspected of being prostitutes, but whoever sees this person will not feel that he has anything to do with peach.

It's not even happy, wearing colorful clothes and having a face painted with white mud, the harlequin was originally for fun, but Xie Tanning didn't think anyone could laugh in front of this weirdo.

Uncomfortable.

Yes, it's uncomfortable. A kind of indescribable name, but every bone in the body is uncomfortable.

His teeth itched, and his feet itched.

"Heh, hehe." Shaoge chuckled in time.

Xie Qianning was like being amnestied, and raised his eyes to look at Shaoge. At this time, he realized that his middle coat had been wet with cold sweat and was sticking to his body crookedly.

He looked at Lin Shaoge's handsome smile, and couldn't help but admire it.

I saw Shaoge leaning back lazily, looking up at the strange man, "No." ”

"The people in the audience watch the drama and sing, and the drama on the stage looks at the sentient beings under the stage, but it is a wonderful show." He seemed to sing and sighed, "You know what's in the box on the stage." ”

The latter sentence is said to Shaoge.

His question was inexplicable, and he seemed to know that Shaoge would not answer, and he didn't want him to answer.

The sound of "Alas......" sighed sadly, and he turned the tune eighteen times in a row.

Xie Tanning almost suspected that he would not be able to get up in one breath and die on the spot. But the discomfort around him did not alleviate by half a point because of this, which made him involuntarily want to get close to Lin Shaoge.

It was a pity that the strange man sat between the two of them, and he did not have the courage to get around this strange man.

The strange man finally put his tune away, paused, and spoke again, as if he didn't need to breathe.

"O lord sitting in the middle of the middle - holding the sage book in one hand and the play book in the other, just wait for me to sing a wrong word! You see him sitting upright, with a dignified face, but you don't know that he is full of words. You see him powerful, and I see him with a black belly. You don't believe it? If I make a mistake, he will take me back to the little black room! He sang.

Shaoge clasped his hands, closed his eyelids slightly, and listened with relish.

Xie Tianning twisted his body uneasily, thinking of a few servants who had been brought back to the mansion for "love". But he was very good to them, and he was no more rude than he was to his daughter's house. As soon as the strange man sang it, the memories became disgusting and lingered.

"The eldest lady has taken a fancy to the poor scholar—" The harlequin cocked his orchid fingers and closed his hands in front of him, "The little daughter-in-law of the scholar is separated by it!" Look at the official lady, everyone is beautiful and weary, and she looks down on prostitutes seriously, I only saw her watching Qiubo, and she wanted to secretly cross Chen Cang with the scholar! ”

Xie Tanning pondered, and sure enough, the favorite of those so-called famous ladies was a sour Confucian student like Xie Yongyin!

"There are three sisters sitting in the back—face to heart, stab knife! You only see that their compatriots have a deep friendship, but I don't know that the second sister stole the eldest sister Yuchai to marry the third child, I saw it really true! ”

"The little girl and the maid are shameless - little finger hooks little finger! You think it's about love and intercession, but I see that the two of them want to plot the lives of their masters with money! ”

"Woo-"

"Woo-"

He patted his leg and sang bitterly: "There is an aunt and nephew hidden in the horn - it's messed up!" You see that only Taoism is ugly and cannot be publicized, but I see that I will be killed and killed, who will bury it! ”

He stared straight at the table with his eyes, and for a while, he came back to his senses: "I'm a saltless one on the stage - I've seen enough plays!" ”

As if he had been drained of his strength, he stood up in despair, and staggered back.

"Oh-" When he reached the staircase, he turned around and smiled strangely: "At the end of the scene, eleven people have left the pear orchard—it's empty!" Do you know, what's in the box on the stage? ”

Xie Qining shivered, and after a moment, he shivered again.

It was the wind that blew into his soaked clothes.

"Lin, Brother Lin!" He trembled.

"Huh?!" Shaoge opened a pair of sleepy eyes, "The play downstairs is like playing cotton, and the scene upstairs is even more tasteless - I fell asleep when I heard it." ”

"Brother......" Xie Tanning wanted to say something, but felt that his inexplicable emotions were simply embarrassing and thrown to his grandmother's house.

If you want to ask what is going on, you can't say at all.

Look at Brother Lin again, he slept like nothing else!

Everyone is the demon king of the mixed world, why is there such a big gap?