"Hello, Dr. Howard!" A patient wearing a mask and large sunglasses shows up in Dr. Howard's office.

"Hello, what's wrong with you lately?" Howard was a little surprised, but no one had a rule that patients couldn't wear masks and sunglasses, and he asked politely as usual.

"That...... Recently I suddenly discovered...... I wish I had no desire for women anymore. "Mask patients seem to have a hard time talking.

"Oh? Have you been in bad health lately, or are you in a bad mood? ”

"No, lately I've been feeling great, running a marathon, and I'm in a good mood."

"How long has this been going on?"

"About a week."

"How are you sure you don't have lust for women?"

"I ...... I can't get excited when I see a smooth woman, and I don't react even when I watch that kind of harmony film......"

"Oh...... It does seem that there is some problem, have you been taking any medications lately? ”

"No, I don't smoke harmony drugs, I don't smoke harmony hemp, and I haven't taken any medicine recently."

"That's weird...... You take your pants off. The doctor ordered.

“...... Right here? "The patient is hesitant.

"Of course, don't be embarrassed, I'm a doctor, you're a patient, and a male gynecologist, what's so embarrassing."

“...... I'll be nervous......" The patient clutched his trouser belt tightly, looking like he was afraid of being raped by the doctor.

"......" The doctor looked at him for a long time, and finally did not force him, pressed a button, and soon a beautiful female nurse probed in.

"Dr. Howard, are you looking for me?"

"You help me check this patient." The doctor pointed to the masked man in front of him.

"Okay, how do I need to check it?" The pretty nurse walked into the office and looked the strange patient up and down.

"Take off his pants and see if he can get a normal erection."

"Okay doctor."

The nurse said that she was going to pick up her pants, and the patient looked at the doctor, looked at the nurse, and dragged her pants tightly, making the doctor cry and laugh, is he so terrible?

"Alright, alright, go behind the screen and check." The doctor had no choice but to say with a look of disgust.

After the nurse took the patient to the screen, the patient finally took off his pants honestly, and was fiddled with by the nurse left, right, up, down and down eighteen times.

"Doctor, no, my hands are sore, and I can't get a normal erection!"

"Okay, thank you."

Sending the nurse away, the doctor looked at the patient in front of him with some doubts, "You used to have erections that were normal, right?" ”

"Normal, normal! It's been the last week or so. ”

"Didn't get frightened or anything?"

"Nope!"

"Huh...... That's weird......"

“...... Doctor...... There is another thing...... "The patient is spitting and spitting, and he looks unspeakable."

"What else? You say it all, it's for your good. ”

"That ......" The patient hesitated for a long time, and suddenly ripped off his clothes, startling the doctor.

However, the doctor soon discovered that the problem was that the patient seemed to have a pair of very large breasts......

Looking at the two peaks that bulged in the middle of the dense chest hair, the doctor glanced twice and quickly turned his gaze away, this ...... It's too spicy for the eyes!

"You...... Went to Thailand? The doctor asked, uncertain.

"Mu You!" The patient's face was wronged.

"Then you ......"

"I don't know!"

"Have you been eating anything that is rich in estrogen lately? Such as beef patties, milk, hormone drugs? ”

"I ......" heard the doctor's reminder that the patient seemed to suddenly realize, but then his face collapsed.

"I ...... I'm not interested in men...... It's really ......" the patient murmured in a low voice.

Looking at the patient's performance, the doctor estimated that he knew that he had eaten the wrong thing. "Your disease is a hormonal imbalance, as long as you pay attention to your diet and don't eat indiscriminately, you will be fine in a month or two."

You can't eat anything......

The patient left the hospital in despair, walking aimlessly on the street, and when he saw beautiful women, he couldn't help but stare at their necks and swallow his saliva, but when he touched his bulging breasts, all his desires were immediately extinguished. Looking at the strong man next to him, his eyes touched the thick neck, and he thought that he was going to lie on the man's body and suck the neck full of sweat...... The patient shuddered!

At this time, in a basement, two men with unusually pale faces were having a conversation, one of them looking at the other man with an unusually humble attitude, awe and a certain attachment.

"Joseph, what's the matter with the red spots on your face?"

"I ...... I just went to the hospital to check it out, and they said it was AIDS......" Joseph's voice was full of sadness, the shadow of death was already hanging over his head, and it didn't take long to live...... Maybe his physique can be an exception?

AIDS!?

"How did you do that? Have AIDS before? The man at the head was frightened, and couldn't help but think of something, and the back of his neck was cold.

"I didn't have it before, but I just found out recently."

"When?"

"Two months ago."

Hearing Joseph's words, the man breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that he was fine, but just in case, he must go to the hospital for a check-up when he turned around.

"You've been lately?"

"Nope! Not really! ”

"So what the hell is going on? How do you get AIDS? Don't you know? ”

"I doubt it...... Someone I sucked blood...... Have AIDS ......"

The ......man was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect to get AIDS so easily, he suddenly remembered something, and said in pain.

"I told you a long time ago, don't eat indiscriminately, don't eat indiscriminately, you just don't listen, this time it's okay, it's bad!"

"I didn't expect it to be so unlucky!" Joseph cried and mourned, "Now that this is the case, can we vampires fight AIDS?" ”

"If you ask me, who do I ask, the first ancestors were born without AIDS."

"So what should I do?"

"You...... Hurry up and find your blood servants, raise a few more blood servants, save yourself from having to go out to hunt wild food, and if you get syphilis, hepatitis or something again, don't enter my door. ”

"But will my AIDS infect those blood servants?"

“...... I guess so...... Blood-borne infection......"

"What then? Do I eat a meal to infect a person? ”

"You...... If it doesn't work, you can use a needle, and you can drink it if you do. ”

“...... But it's so hard to find a blood servant, I don't have so much money, I can't afford to raise it! "Joseph was a little desperate, he was a poor ghost when he was a man, and when he became a vampire, he was still a poor ghost, how embarrassing is this!

“FUCK！ I shouldn't have spent precious blood developing your descendants in the first place, and I should have been looking for trouble all day long! ”