It rained heavily all night, and I have slept lightly and slept less recently. The beautiful master in the third mile of the sword network has not yet reached her QQ number, and the other computer is in the dark. I listened to the sound of the rain until dawn before I felt sleepy, whether it was the deflated fat man who followed my ass in Warcraft and grabbed equipment for half a month, or the flat-chested royal sister with exquisite curves up and down in the three pictures of the sword network, I didn't have to pay attention. I got up and left the computer desk, the desktop and the laptop were pressed on standby, I held my urine for five hours after the black, and after going to the toilet, I was refreshed and fell asleep in bed.

It's been a while since the start of my senior year, and my dormitory classmates have gone to internships, graduate school entrance examinations, and study abroad, and they have gone to find their own mothers, and I have no mind to go out to work anymore except for eating and waiting for death.

It's not that I'm lazy, I broke up in my junior year. I didn't slow down all of a sudden, and the motivation before preparing for the internship was frustrated and ashes in minutes.

I talked about my girlfriend for a year in the third year of high school, and I said that I would divide it, but what (female) (table) (son) was ruthless, this is not wrong at all.

Ha? You said that you only talked about one year of high school, maybe it was because of the pressure of the college entrance examination? Lao Tzu is careful? Bah, why do you think you broke up in your junior year? After she became a long-distance relationship with me when I went to college and studied abroad, she split my legs for three years! Your grandfather's, a total of four years of love experience, three years are splitting legs, I am really a good man in the green forest.

Thinking about the first love, first kiss, and first liquid that I gave before the college entrance examination, I really don't feel good in my heart. As sluggish as me, the whole summer vacation was no different from a wilted eggplant.

At the beginning, everyone persuaded me, drank beer with me, scolded my girlfriend (now my ex-girlfriend), and was quite the same enemy, a summer vacation passed, everyone knew that the future was important, and my bitter water was almost vomited, and a group of people went their separate ways.

Looking at the empty dormitory, I was a little sleepy, but suddenly I felt a little empty. The Pikachu poster posted under the Dazhi bed on the upper bunk is still there, but he has hurried back to his hometown, and he was the most interesting when he just broke up, and he went crazy with me for a week, and he almost didn't accompany me to the big sword, and in the whole bedroom, I was most worried about him.

Turning his head to the left, the broken melons on the opposite side of the bunk were cleaned up, thinking about the meat jokes he had from time to time, it was also quite lonely; Not to mention that he and the pure eyebrows of his upper bunk sang in unison, which was called a lively at that time.

Now that they were gone, the whole bedroom was at night, and the moonlight was shining in, and the whole room was as dark as a haunting.

I'm a seven-foot man, so I can't help but wait until dawn before going to sleep.

In the dream, it was the moment when I first entered the dormitory, Dazhi finished pasting Pikachu's poster on the bed board, and then when the bed was being made, I pushed open the door and came in, and I saw Broken Melon and Chunjie lying on the lower bunk together, flipping through the magazine and laughing extremely indescribably.

I didn't react for a while, stared at the white lotus root in the magazine for a while, and when I found out that it was a blonde beauty who was naked and calm, it was too late to blush and turn my head. Pogua and Purity pulled me and said very kindly, "We will be a family from now on." Dazhi's hand shook and his elbow knocked the pillow off the side of the bed, hitting me on the head and bouncing on the ground. After I looked stunned for three seconds, all four of us laughed. To be honest, when I first opened the door, the atmosphere was a little delicate: Dazhi made the bed silently, and the two of them were reading adult magazines together, which was really a bit wrong.

Later, I became familiar with it, and I learned that Dazhi is a particularly pure person, who was admitted to our university from a remote area by his scores, and he has many younger brothers and sisters in his family, and he is the eldest of the eldest. The two of them, Broken Melon and Pure, grew up together in this city since childhood, and their families are well-off. Since I was a child, I was accustomed to seeing the bright lights, wine, drunkenness, gold, and materialistic desires of life, and I fell off the festival to catch up with the speed of the Premier League and the United States every minute, and in the 30s, I went to the dance hall to find the son of the dance lady, and the three of them were not right, and it all relied on my funny way of appearing to achieve a good story of the four.

Dazhi took care of people, helped all of us make beds, cleaned up, and registered the dormitory management report, quietly there was no movement at all, we were not very good at making beds, first packed the luggage, and so put things in the closet, drawers, turned around and looked, the four beds were made like dried tofu, boxy, crisp and neat. At that time, we laid the foundation for our unanimous recommendation of him as the head of the dormitory.

The reason why Dazhi is called Dazhi, one is because he has a Chi in his name, and the other is because he likes Pokémon, especially Pikachu, the male protagonist is called Ash, and when we gave the nickname, it was originally to tease him, but then I found out that the third reason made this title even more firm - once I went to a public bathroom to take a bath together, and found that there was a mole on the back of Dazhi's waist, about half a centimeter in diameter, a little eye-catching, but it was not wrong to call Dazhi (mole) at all.

Pogua is a native of the powerful, the family knows people in the officialdom, and there are people everywhere they go, and they have developed the habit of being rampant and domineering without hindrance. The face is not handsome, but the bad eyes can speak, and the girl was deceived by his mobile phone number, basically relying on eye contact. He also specially deceived little girls with little experience, and after the scourge was over, he changed to another scourge, and his love history was so rich that he had to start from junior high school. He didn't shy away from mentioning this, and when we were talking, I happened to be watching three words and two beats, and casually said that he had been professionally breaking melons for 30 years, and his nickname became broken melons.

His old appearance is not the same, white and pure, Sven Wen, wearing gold-rimmed flat glasses is Sven scum, and taking it off is out of the dust. is completely the type of Japanese beautiful boy, and he belongs to the level where there will be scouts talking to him on the road. But purity is not pure at all, his family moved when he was very young, divided into a lot of houses, and the whole is a titanium alloy nouveau riche. But he was born with a delicate mask, and if he didn't open his mouth, it was the illusion of female adolescence, but as long as he opened his mouth, within three minutes, it would be the disillusionment of the female aunt period. However, his face has helped us get immeasurable benefits - for example, it doesn't cost money to go to the cafeteria to eat, my aunt always remembers what we like to eat, and we can leave a hot one after class late (each of the four of us has three or four favorite dishes, all of which are recorded on the pure head, and those aunts actually remember it, and they are also drunk) and for example, when the new store opens when shopping on the road, the owner sees that the purity is walking with us, and generally pulls us to express his willingness to provide overlord meals, asks us to bring popularity, and then picks a window position, As long as Purity agrees to sit in the most prominent position. There are countless other things like giving one more when buying clothes.

As I said earlier, purity can't be spoken, so in order to maintain his image as a male god in four years of college, we strictly require him not to be himself except in the dormitory: in the dormitory, no matter how obscene you are, when you leave the dormitory door, you must be a male god.

When Dazhi and I put forward this suggestion, purely for the infinite benefits brought by pure beauty, at first Pure protested against this unfree restriction and demanded a voting system, thinking that Broken Melon would tie the situation as a good brother. After that, I basically didn't smile much in my pure college years, from saying that he was paralyzed to saying that he was handsome, but every year on February 14th, collecting love letters and Valentine's Day chocolates became the greatest pleasure for me and Dazhi.

When the dormitory manager knocked on the door to wake me up, I was still smiling in my dreams with chocolates. When I woke up and looked at the empty dormitory, I felt very uncomfortable. The dormitory manager also added fuel to the fire and told me to move out of the dormitory as soon as possible, and to prepare for the freshman Yunyun, this dormitory is now for me to live alone, wasting school resources.

I gave him a blank look, and when he was gone, I went to wash my face and thought about what I was going to do in the future.

Chunjie has a business at home, he went back to learn management, and he may have to go to the United States to study for an MBA, and he can't be contacted in a short time; Pogua found a relationship, registered a name in a functional organization, and didn't have to go to work, just get a salary every month, although the salary was not enough for him to spend a week; Dazhi I'm most worried, just finished the exam at the end of the junior year, he answered a phone call, and went home in two weeks, he didn't say anything in these two weeks, just accompany me to fall out of love and accompany me crazy, except for the two times when the broken melon was pure and took me to wash the sauna and went to the hotel to find the pure land of the soul, he was not there, and the rest of the time, he was quietly with me.

I woke up one morning to find only a poster of Pikachu in front of me. Dazhi left a letter on the table, saying that he had something to do with his hometown, and he left QQ, so he never contacted him again. To be honest, Dazhi has very few emotions, and he is the one who usually takes care of people, and after he disappeared all of a sudden, our lives and routines were basically messed up.

I went online and started looking for a job, in fact, my family is not short of money, and my parents are abroad, and they don't mind raising me as an idler, but it turns out that people will panic in the end. I'm always thinking about the college roommate I don't know if I'll ever meet again, and my life probably stopped in this process.

In fact, it's also negative, think about them all have their own things to be busy, life has moved forward, I remember them alone, isn't it a girl? Thinking about it, I was even more unconvinced, and I wanted to find a job with an easy salary, not low benefits, and a convenient and good job under various screening conditions, but I really found it.

Later, I thought that this company was too informal, a lot of information was not filled, and a company name was written on Qingyi Trading Co., Ltd. to recruit people, fresh graduates can also be in-service personnel, internships can also be, work content, with the boss on a business trip to the scene. When I was about to turn it off while browsing, I saw a line of words that attracted me: basic salary of 10,000 yuan.

At that time, I was naïve and attracted by minutes, submitted my resume, and five minutes later, an interview call came.

At that time, I was already applying for the resumes of several other companies, this company was so special, with a good attitude like my grandson, after a few words, I asked where I was, saying that I was going to have an on-site interview, and I thought that this seemed to be quite fresh, so I made an appointment with the Starbucks outside the school.

When I rushed over, the other party had already arrived, a particularly beautiful woman with a high ponytail was looking at her mobile phone, wearing a black suit, and the whole exuded an aura that urged male hormone secretion. A female secretary next to her looked capable and polite, and after confirming my identity, she turned her head and asked the woman next to her, who could be called the ice queen Elsa, if she was satisfied. Gao Ponytail nodded, "Let him try it for two days." ”

Only then did I know that noble and glamorous ponytail was my future boss. The female secretary gave me a business card and told me to go to work tomorrow.

It's fun to look at the address, close to home, easy to work, someone to bring, the basic salary after tax during the internship period is 5k, and there is a commission after the 10,000 basic salary is turned positive. I felt that either the boss was crazy or I was crazy, so after making a phone call to report to my parents, I immediately went back to the dormitory to pack my things.

This was the last night I slept in the dormitory, but this night I had a nightmare, I dreamed that I was standing in the dormitory, my hands were full of blood, I ran to wash my hands, the water released from the faucet seemed to be old, it was also red, and there was a smell of rust, and it was only when I washed it that it became sticky, and I realized that the water in the pool was also blood. It smells fishy, and it makes people want to vomit. Dazhi Pogua and Pure looked at the blood on my hands and came up to help, but as soon as they touched the blood on my hands, they collapsed into the same plasma.

I woke up in the morning from a dream of my own. When I woke up, I was not well, I got up, packed my things, left the dormitory, and went to work.