Chapter 13: O God
Now that Song Yingruo saw Ah Xing, he would definitely smash him into a pulp with one punch.
This kid is joking, obviously he is pitting himself to death.
"Uncle Jiu, are you saying that in the future, I will be like schizophrenia, I will come out for a while, and the female ghost will come out for a while?"
Just thinking about this thing makes me feel disgusting, and during the day I am conscious, and at night the female ghost goes out to find a man with her body on her head.
But how do you look at the female ghost who was killed by ***, she is more like a female pervert.
"Schizophrenia?" Uncle Nine obviously didn't understand this word, but he understood the second half of Song Ying's sentence.
I saw him nod and said, "That's right, the fusion of humans and ghosts is also a rare occurrence in a hundred years, and I only saw these records in the ancient books of the Shimen, generally speaking, you will be in this state in the future." ”
"In general?" Song Ying instantly captured the keyword, obviously her situation was not ordinary.
"That's right" Uncle Nine nodded with a smile, but he was a little relieved, "If the fusion of humans and ghosts is a once-in-a-century wonder, then another condition of your body can be regarded as a once-in-a-thousand occurrence!" ”
"Millennium? Before, Uncle Nine, you said that it might involve my previous life, I don't know if it has anything to do with this? ”
"Yes, you are the reincarnation of the Buddha, although I don't know how many lives of reincarnation, the spiritual wisdom is not opened, so I can't become a Buddha, but the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, and this female ghost is also planted."
"I was the reincarnation of a Buddha in my previous life?" It's not that he doesn't believe Uncle Nine, but he thinks of a more reliable answer.
It must have been Uncle Jiu who saw the golden Buddha in his mind and caused this misunderstanding.
But he prefers to believe that Master Ikkyu, who taught him to visualize the Golden Buddha, is the reincarnation of the Buddha!
This represents the Golden Buddha that Master Yixiu has cultivated all his life, and it is more likely that he has accumulated the results of his tenth or even a hundred lifetimes, and he is equivalent to learning the trick of becoming a Buddha from Master Yixiu.
With a Buddha in his heart, if he works hard to study the Dharma from now on, like Master Yixiu, maybe he will be able to ascend to Buddha after the tenth reincarnation.
Uncle Nine regarded the Buddha in his mind who looked exactly like himself as his previous life, and it was reasonable for Uncle Nine to regard the golden body of the Buddha in his previous life.
"But I haven't seen what kind of Buddha you were in your previous life, maybe you have been blinded for too long, and you haven't returned to your place for a long time, and you haven't passed down the scriptures for a long time, and you don't sit in the west all year round, resulting in fewer and fewer monks knowing, and the Buddhist temple has lost its record." Uncle Nine looked at Song Ying at the moment as if he had seen some big man, this may be the reincarnation of the Buddha, do you want to take this opportunity to ask for an autograph?
Song Ying's family knew about his family's affairs, and he didn't believe in what kind of Buddha he was, but he was lucky enough to take advantage of it, "That female ghost was destroyed like this?" ”
"Not really, you have to see for yourself the specific situation" After saying that, Uncle Nine raised his finger and drew in the air, and then pointed at Song Ying's forehead.
His consciousness instantly appeared in his mind.
Looking in the direction of the former Buddha, there was no golden Buddha, and instead a black-haired man in a red shirt with a strange and handsome face sat there.
Carefully, it looks very similar to Song Yingchang.
Isn't this red shirt the female ghost's? At first glance, you can still feel the strong smell of blood and anger on the red shirt.
Although his face is very similar to Song Yingchang's, it gives him a sense of gloom like a female ghost, thinking that the fusion of the female ghost and this golden Buddha has affected his appearance.
But under the red clothes full of anger and blood, Song Ying was given a familiar Buddha light.
What is this? The Buddha wears a ghost robe?.
The red-clothed Buddha statue sitting upright has lost half of the meaning of the Buddha, and has been closing its eyes, the same as before.
Suddenly, Song Ying's consciousness returned again.
"Now you understand," Uncle Nine shook his head with a wry smile, "According to the weak Buddha power of the Buddha in your body, if you are reincarnated in one life, you will become an ordinary person, but at the last moment, you encountered such a small ghost."
I don't know if you can become a Buddha or not, but this mistake was caused by my two disciples, and this is the debt they owe. ”
"I don't care if I can become a Buddha or not" Song Ying shook his head, he was telling the truth, even if he could become a Buddha, he still wanted to travel through the supermarket, which would be more chic to travel to various worlds with his salary.
"Buddhism pays the most attention to cause and effect, my two apprentices can't carry this cause and effect, maybe they will become cattle and horses in the next life to repay you" Uncle Jiu also lamented, who can want his apprentice to become a beast in the next life to repay? But his apprentice loves to make trouble, and he also lost a Buddha.
Even if this Buddha can't become a Buddha, they can't afford this cause and effect.
Song Ying could only shake his head again, he was really not a Buddha, and Uncle Nine had to think so, and he couldn't help it.
"I don't know what you need, Brother Song, as long as I can do it, I must do it desperately" Uncle Jiu was also ruthless, he really loved his disciple, but the disciple was too angry.
This can fall into Song Ying's hands, saying that it is not good to rob while the fire is hot, but he still will not refuse to get some benefits from the old-fashioned person of Uncle Nine, "Uncle Nine, I don't understand the Buddhas and ghosts you said, anyway, I'm okay myself."
Seeing that Song Ying was going to refuse to repay his debts, Uncle Nine opened his mouth and was about to speak, but Song Ying said again, "Why don't you see if I can also cultivate?" It's good to pass me on a few spells."
"My Maoshan sect will never teach outsiders easily" Uncle Jiu shook his head with a firm face, this was his bottom line.
Fortunately, Song Ying had already thought of this step, and he had been cultivating spells for thousands of years, so he might not have the perseverance "I saw the horror of ghosts this time, and it is inevitable that I will encounter them in the future, why don't you sell me something and let me defend myself." ”
In Song Ying's consciousness, it is better for Uncle Nine to make it than to make it by the Four-Eyed Daoist.
If you say that the first person in the spiritual fantasy world, it must be Uncle Nine.
"If you want this, I can give some away, you don't need to buy it," Uncle Nine said, "It's nothing." ”
"I'm a businessman, I don't take advantage of others in vain, and I want to ask Uncle Jiu what talisman you have here?"
"Exorcism, lightning strikes, dust removal, meditation, corpse suppression, please God, fire ...... Both. Nearly ten kinds of words were said with one face, which completely refreshed Song Ying's senses, and then looked at the four-eyed Dao Chief, okay, make a decision.
"Then please sell me all of these."
"Both?" Uncle Nine hesitated, "This is enough for thousands of pieces" He also draws talismans to practice on weekdays, but there are only a few strange things happening in ten miles and eight villages, so there are more and more talismans hoarded, and there are really thousands of yellow talismans placed under the statue of the ancestor god, which is the accumulation of his years of practice in drawing talismans.
"Ten catties of gold, please cut your love" Song Ying opened a price, but it caused Uncle Nine to take a breath of cool air.
Ten pounds!
He can use the money to buy a mountain, open a sect again, and recruit a wide range of disciples.
I have to say that Uncle Nine is a little moved, but after all, those yellow talismans have been placed for a long time, although they have been contaminated with divine power under the statue of the ancestor all the year round, but the mana is somewhat lacking.
And thousands of charms are not worth ten catties of gold.
Who knows that Song Ying hasn't finished speaking, "I don't know if Uncle Nine can cut that peach wood sword and give it to me," Song Ying pointed to the thousand-year-old thunder wood sword and said, "I am willing to give another ten catties of gold." ”
Uncle Nine is not unseen rich people, and it costs more than ten or twenty yuan to drink a morning tea, such as the son of the town mayor who stayed abroad and came back.
However, it was the first time he had encountered gold in terms of flowers.
Where is this local tyrant, it's clearly a god hero!