Chapter 2: An Awkward Scene
In the blink of an eye, it was evening, everyone was hungry, and the second uncle ordered to make some simple meals, and I was not in the mood to eat, so I casually sandwiched two mouthfuls of food. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info The second uncle was discussing the content of the first copper plate with his "guys" all afternoon, and the second uncle had already sent a trustworthy guy out to find out the news, anyway, I couldn't understand what they were talking about, so everyone was drowsy all afternoon, and the whole mind was full of the big green chain.
"Second uncle, why does this copper piece smell of urine," the sturdy guy called Erzhuang shouted. The frightened man called the beauty quickly retracted the hand that was stretched out to touch the copper plate.
"Hahahaha, this is my precious nephew's pee, and thanks to his pee" So the second uncle recounted to them how I accidentally spilled urine on the copper sheet, and my face was flushed. Later, the second uncle instructed the man to turn off the lights in the hall, and took out a flashlight to shine at the place where the copper sheet became transparent, only to see that the carved ancient building was still standing there, the copper sheet was still the same content, and the upper and lower left and right were carved with "Ganoderma lucidum", "peony", "Buddha's hand", "auspicious clouds" and other things, and the back of the copper sheet carved a picture of the eight immortals on the longevity, the queen mother's birthday star was in the center, and the eight immortals floated to the banquet, lying and jumping in different postures. The middle of the ancient building is still blocked by a river, one side is black, one side is bright, the more I look at it, the more I feel that this ancient building is very strange, black and white really seems to be heaven on one side, and hell on the other, especially the red lantern painted with clams, and my hairs stand up when I see it.
First of all, the young clams on the red lantern were mostly found in the Himalayan Nyalam to Gucuo area in southern Tibet, and the second uncle found that the young clams on the lantern belonged to the Cretaceous genus, and most of these ancient varieties lived in southern Tibet. In addition, when the second uncle had a guy who went to Qinghai-Tibet to go to the tomb a few years ago, he found a similar group of ancient building structure and relics, the construction method of the ancient building relics group, and the carving technique of the only remaining decoration in the ruins are very similar to the ancient buildings on the copper sheet, so the Qinghai-Tibet and Himalayan regions are tentatively taken as the first stop of the investigation. But in fact, there is another reason for this, that is, the second uncle and grandfather, once, the Sifang Village where the second uncle and grandfather stayed, the ancient tomb of the Sifang Village, and the content of the small book that the second uncle and grandfather recorded later, most of them are related to Qinghai-Tibet and the Himalayas, the vulture murals carved in the ancient tombs of Sifang Village, the sacrificial platforms on both sides of the tomb and the people wearing strange costumes, the dragon jade box in the coffin, and the Tubo Dynasty are all inseparable from Qinghai-Tibet and the Himalayas. As for why everything disappeared or was buried by someone or something, the second uncle always wanted to know what happened at that time, what secrets the grandfather hid in the box, why after the grandfather said that he was not allowed to go to the tomb again, the people in the family who went to the tomb later died and were injured, and the deaths were so weird, the key is that the dragon jade box must be found.
Of course, I can't listen to anything now, and I think that I must talk to the big emerald chain when I have a chance in the evening, ask him what is going on, and let him explain to me why he covered me on the train, the more I think about it, the more angry I become, and half of the people disappear, and if he can't explain, I'll ......... The point is that I can't seem to do anything to him, the key is that he looks like a cow, it's okay, I can sneak attack, hahahaha, I didn't hold back, and accidentally laughed out loud.
"Big nephew, what are you sick about, why are you suddenly laughing alone, what's wrong with you, tell the second uncle"
"No, no, second uncle, I'm .........." I couldn't think of any reason to prevaricate the second uncle's words for a while, so I casually said "I want our village cuihua", I regretted it as soon as I finished speaking, I looked up and saw that everyone in this room was looking down and laughing, including the big emerald chain.
I finally stayed up until the night and went back to the house to sleep, "This special day, I'm tired to death" I finally breathed a sigh of relief. I said that I wanted to take off my clothes and go to bed, but at this time I wanted to pee, so I hurriedly took off half of my clothes and left a coat and underwear and ran to pee, this run, and accidentally shook the remaining copper pieces in the clothes off the ground, and then when I picked up the copper sheets, I thought "Since the copper sheet in front is my pee, then I simply pee out all the back to see what treasure is hidden on it, because the second uncle also promised me that the copper piece will be handed over to me for safekeeping, in case there is anything useful in this thing, In the future, if my second uncle really wants to harm me, maybe he can use it to save his life or something," I said that, I soaked my urine again and spilled it on the remaining copper sheet, and then I didn't mention my pants, and I squatted there with my ass bared and looked at that thing for a long time. The copper sheet did not change at all, and I was just thinking about putting up my pants and going to bed, when I saw the big emerald chain called up and down and left and right people coming in directly from the window.
"You..., you're ......., what the hell are you going to do," I shouted.
I saw that the left and right three times and five divided by two walked in front of Lao Tzu, covered my mouth, and pressed me to the big pillar next to me.
"Why do you cover my mouth, and you want to cover Lao Tzu to death, are you addicted to covering people's mouths, saying that I opened my big mouth and bit directly under his hand, and he screamed in pain.
"What are you biting me for?" he said, holding his throat left and right.
"Then what are you doing with me?" I hadn't finished speaking. "Shhh
The two of us remained in this strange position for about two minutes, "Okay, let's go, you can talk," he said with a sigh of relief.
"You turn me around, no, you get me out," I shouted at him.
"What are you doing, why should I turn around, you want to sneak up on me," he said.
"Lao Tzu just finished peeing and hasn't lifted his pants, you, you, you're still staring, you pervert, Lao Tzu beat you to death.........." I said as I threw what I could reach left and right.
"Who stares at you, why do you look like a," said left and right, feigning impatience, and then turned to walk out.
"Stop, who let you go" I hurriedly called to the left and right.
"Didn't you just say to let me out?" Left and right replied.
"You haven't finished talking on the train, don't you want to explain?" I say.
"On the train, on the train, eldest nephew, are you sick, or do you miss your village Cuihua, hahahaha" said and laughed at me in the tone of the second uncle, and then ran out of the door with a swagger.
"Fool, can't tell the difference between good guys and bad guys, or have you really forgotten," muttered left and right as he walked out of the room. I walked down the corridor for a long time before I said, "Come down, since you're here, don't hide."
I saw a black figure jump down from the roof and jump in front of the left and right.