Blue sky and blue sea, white sand beaches, seagulls chirping, whitebait migration, a southern scenery, infinitely beautiful.

There are two beach chairs on the beach, on each of which is a figure in a swimsuit, a man and a woman, who are as motionless as two salted fish.

After a long while, the salted fish with female characteristics finally couldn't stand the sunlight and cried out "ah": "I can't stand it anymore, it's so boring!" ”

The salted fish with male characteristics tilted his neck and pouted by the way: "Let you go to practice, you are annoying, let you relax, you are bored, Mi Tingliang, what do you want?" ”

"I want a son!" The female salted fish glared at the male salted fish fiercely and shouted.

The male salted fish resumed his face-down salted fish posture: "I have already sent him the ticket to visit relatives, now it depends on how much conscience the little one has no conscience, when will he come!" ”

The female salted fish thought for a while, and said with some irritation: "I have done something on the ticket, this little rabbit cub should have arrived, why hasn't it appeared yet?" ”

The male salted fish asked sullenly, "Did you move your hands and feet?" It's really worthy of being my own mother...... In other words, what kind of hands and feet do you move? ”

The female salted fish said proudly: "Do you remember that 'heart psychic card'? I put that in my ticket, and the little bunny will come to Yuyou Mansion to find us whenever he thinks of the two of us. ”

The male salted fish jumped up violently: "What? You wasted that card like this? Mi Tingliang, where's your brain? It's all up to your chest? ”

The female salted fish was furious, stood up, and raised majestically like a mountain: "Pi Piyang, there is a kind of you don't go to bed tonight!" ”

The male salted fish was like being devoured by thunder: ", so ruthless? ”

The female salted fish proudly straightened her chest again: "It's so ruthless, what's the matter?" ”

The male salted fish was depressed and muttered: "Damn, I shouldn't have agreed to you spend points on plastic surgery and beauty, and the yellow-faced woman turned into a white swan, how can this make people ......"

The female salted fish was presumptuous, and the queen laughed, oh hehe, the three laughs became more and more powerful.

This pair of living treasures are naturally Pipixia's teaseful parents, and it seems that the two of them are indeed having a good time in the main god space.

However, the two living treasures teased for a while, and then climbed onto the beach chair like salted fish.

Mi Tingliang said sullenly: "It's really boring, I really miss my son." ”

Pi Piyang sighed helplessly: "No problem, let's send people under the fence now, let's accumulate enough points as soon as possible, when the time comes, not only can we be resurrected, but also get the resident qualification of Yuyou Mansion, and then work hard, get my son's resident qualification in hand, and take that kid to Yuyou Mansion......"

Suddenly, he became excited again: "Hehe, Yuyou Mansion is much more developed than rural places like Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, that kid will definitely be so happy that he can't find the north at that time, see that he will dare to pick his nose and eyes at him!" ”

Mi Tingliang said with disdain: "Tsk, you are really a failure to be a father, and you are actually despised by your own son." ”

"How good you are, if it weren't for your bad idea, our son would be able to avoid us like a snake and scorpion?" Pi Piyang said that he would not take the blame.

"That's a bad idea! That's the love I have for my son! It's a great pleasure to look at the little guy's shy and embarrassed expression! ”

"Damn, you perverted mother."

"Hmph, you accomplice dad!"

Just when the two living treasures were about to get up again, a black hole suddenly opened in the blue sky, followed by a scream of "ahhhh

"Huh? That seems to be ......" Pi Piyang shaded the sun with one hand, and looked in the direction of the falling water, Mi Tingliang next to him had already rushed out with a cheer.

"Smash!"

At this time, Pipixia was in the midst of seven meat and eight vegetarian vegetables, and the sudden attack of Six-Six-Six made him throw himself into the hermit space without being prepared at all, and he was really a little panicked, and he fell into the sea again, and immediately poured several mouthfuls of salt soda into his stomach.

Fortunately, after these days of experience and exercise, his reaction speed is much faster, his physical fitness is also a lot better, he quickly calmed down, and surfaced, and then he scolded angrily towards the place where he came from, "Six, six, six, you are ruthless", and before he could make more moves, he was already a pair of great stuffy faces, and he was almost out of breath.

"Ahhhh Mi Tingliang hugged Pipi Xia excitedly, and thought it was Erha Confused when he didn't know.

Pi Pixia was so suffocated that she was about to break off, but it was Pi Piyang who rushed up and pulled it away, so that she could be regarded as recovering her breath.

"Mi Tingliang, calm down, do you want to kill your son?"

Pipisha gasped for two breaths before she had time to look at her parents, and the result was ...... Hey, who are these two in front of you?

I saw that these two men were handsome, muscular and fit, and there was an indescribable strong aura between their gestures, the women were beautiful, full of the charm of a wife, especially the greatness of the chest, unheard of, although the traces of the names "Pi Piyang" and "Mi Tingliang" could be vaguely seen from their appearances, but this huge change ......

"You're a youkai, aren't you? Become my parents and pit me? Pippia retreated.

The two of them immediately raised their eyebrows: "Huh? ”

yes, this familiar sense of oppression...... That's right, it's my own pair of unscrupulous parents.

"How did you end up like this?" Pipicia was puzzled.

The husband and wife glanced at each other, looked at Pipixia, and said in unison with a smile: "Are we very celebrities now?" ”

Pipicia rolled her eyes: "It's a star, a comedian." ”

"The kid is looking for a fight!"

After a mixed doubles meal, Mi Tingliang hugged Pi Pixia and cried, Pi Piyang also wiped two tears, and the family was finally reunited.

However, these two parents were really born heartless, and took Pipicia to the shore, and came to a seaside villa, and became proud again.

"Look, son, this is your parents' temporary foothold, isn't it?"

Pipixia was also confused at this time, according to Liuliuliu's statement, everything in the sojourn space is a virtual reality, and as the parents of the reincarnation of the Jade Youfu are also in a spirit state, but why can he enter in the flesh, and there is no illusory feeling here, everything is very real?

It's a pity that Pi Piyang and Mi Tingliang don't understand this, they only know that this is due to the advanced technical ability of Yuyou Mansion, and these two have very big hearts, so they don't bother with the root of these incomprehensible affairs at all, they just pull Pipixia into the villa and show off their current life in various ways.

It's just that Pipixia can see that her parents are actually under a lot of pressure, and the mountains of various analysis materials are full of plans for the tasks assigned by the main god space, and she can't help but ask about the current situation of the two.