Chapter 362 Riding a Bicycle
"Or else?" What do you think is the sport. Na Baichuan looked at her with an insightful gaze, "Don't you think you're doing that exercise......
"Hahaha, how is that possible!" Duoduo covered up the embarrassment on his face with laughter, and at the same time he was greatly relieved in his heart, doing that kind of embarrassing thing, he really didn't do a good job of psychological construction.
"I thought it was climbing a mountain or something, because I can't climb a mountain, you have to hold me, so it must be a two-person exercise." Explanations that add to the flowers.
"Really?" Na Baichuan smiled meaningfully and pushed the bicycle in front of Duoduo: "Come, you go up, I will help you to learn slowly." ”
Duoduo looked at the bicycle in front of him and almost burst into tears, this bicycle is too ugly, even if it is black, there is even a straight beam, that is to say, when he rides this bicycle, he can't get on from the front, he has to fly backwards and step on one leg......
Duoduo made up for it, the picture was too beautiful, I couldn't bear to look at it directly!
It's better if you wear pants, although the posture is indecent, but it won't go naked, but how to wear a skirt in summer? There are flying legs behind him, and he is afraid that he will be seen in his underwear or something.
She looked at Na Baichuan with grief and indignation, and asked, "Since you bought a bicycle for me, why don't you buy a women's one!" ”
Na Baichuan looked at her blankly: "This is the lady's!" Then the shepherd boy pointed to Xinghua Village, pointed to an officer riding a 28 stupid bicycle and said, "That's a men's bicycle." ”
Duoduo was speechless and stared.
The girls of that era were all iron girls, women did not let the bearded men, and even a bicycle had to fight with men, except that the size was a little smaller, and the function was exactly the same as that of men's bicycles.
Ahhh Do you understand the beauty of women, beauty is beautiful in the weak willow and the wind, otherwise why do you need women in this world, just let men and men love.
Na Baichuan patted the seat of the bicycle: "Come up, I will help you learn in the back, ensure that you will not be injured or bleed, and you will definitely be responsible for the end, including you to learn." ”
, you mother, can't you!
For the first time, Duoduo discovered that the colonel was also like a Tang monk who was able to break his thoughts.
"I can't do it if I don't learn." Duoduo discussed in a low manner.
"Only by learning how to ride a bike can you ride your bike back to and from school without wasting time on the road." Na Baichuan is determined not to want her to go to Lin Yongfang for dinner, he really hates Aiyun.
The Colonel's attitude was so resolute that it seemed that there was no room for negotiation.
Duoduo's face was like ashes, and he helped the bicycle faucet in despair, turned back to Na Baichuan and said, "I don't need your help, I'll ride it myself." ”
She came from a previous life, and who in her previous life couldn't ride a bicycle unless she was mentally retarded.
"No, I have to hold on, you are so afraid of pain, learn alone, in case you fall and bleed, you should cry." Na Baichuan firmly grasped the back seat uneasily, and decided to be a flower messenger who never gave up.
"You don't let go! If you don't let go, I'll chop off your hands!" Duoduo's eyes widened with rage.
Na Baichuan had never seen Duoduo like this, so he couldn't help but let go.
Duoduo had a heroic and pathetic expression on his face, his eyes looked at the front as if he were at home, one foot on the pedal, one foot on the ground and two strokes, and the bicycle rowed forward.
Ride a bike with such an expression......
…… How so? A slut is hypocrisy, come to someone, give a red!
Na Baichuan was not worried about his little wife, and secretly trotted all the way to follow behind, ready to protect Duoduo at any time.
Who knew that when Duoduo flew backwards, he kicked Na Baichuan's beautiful and unbelievable handsome face, and suddenly a hot nosebleed flowed out of his nose.
And Duoduo was in a trance because he had been thinking about being able to step on the bicycle in a very ugly posture in the future, and he didn't know it, so he stepped on the bicycle and sat down safely, and circled around the open space of the family compound and stepped on the bicycle.
When Duoduo rode to Na Baichuan, he saw that he was wiping his nose with a handkerchief, and he suddenly looked frightened, was the crotch of his pants open when he just flew on the bicycle, and then Na Baichuan saw his little underwear, so he had a nosebleed......
No wonder Na Baichuan told himself to wear loose clothes and pants before, but he was already loose enough, but he still couldn't avoid the tragedy......
Woowoowoo......
Duoduo hurriedly jumped off the bike, threw the bike, clamped his legs, took small steps, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, fortunately, my babydoll shirt with a bit of a windbreaker style was long enough to cover the buttocks, otherwise now go upstairs and go home, if you meet someone and see yourself wearing open crotch pants, then you will have no shame to see Jiangdong's father again.
Na Baichuan saw Duoduo's strange behavior, and he didn't know what kind of crazy this dead girl was smoking, so he grabbed her and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with you?" ”
Duoduo had no choice but to stop, her legs were brought together, her little face was flushed, and she said eagerly in a suppressed voice: "What's wrong with me, haven't you seen it all?" ”
Na Baichuan looked at her seriously in confusion.
Duoduo looked around, so anxious that he was about to explode: "I have to go back and change my pants." ”
"Your aunt is here again?"
was asked by a man about his menstrual period, Duoduo's face turned even redder, and she almost burned: "Your eldest aunt is here!" The crotch of my pants is open, didn't you see it all just now? ”
Although it was noon, and it was cold, there were not many military wives and officers in the courtyard of the compound, but there were still people moving around, and Duoduo was very worried that the scene just now was not only seen by Na Baichuan, but also by others.
The colonel, who had been changed his gender for no reason, shook his head blankly: "I didn't see it." ”
"And what kind of nosebleed did you have?" Duoduo questioned angrily, but he didn't admit it in vain, it was too unusual!
"I had a nosebleed because you accidentally kicked me when you got in the car."
Duoduo suddenly remembered what she seemed to have kicked when she stepped on the bicycle just now, but she was so bent on riding this kind of bicycle to and from school in the future, so she ignored it.
Did he really kick the colonel in the face, that's why he had a nosebleed and his pants didn't open?
Duoduo hurriedly ran to a corner and secretly touched it with her hand, thank God, it really didn't open the line!
But she wasn't ready to apologize to Baichuan, she deserved it! Who told him to force himself to ride such an ugly bike!
Duoduo walked in front of Na Baichuan with a cold face, Na Baichuan had already helped the bicycle up, just now Duo Duo threw the bicycle like that, and smashed it on the cement floor, he was a little painful, after all, the bicycle was a high-end goods at that time.
For this reason, he severely criticized Duoduo a few words, and Duoduo bowed his head and accepted it humbly, because he really did something wrong.