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Book group: Chicken Coop 367829600

The little bed of friendship will collapse......

That's not good, I still want to play in this plane for another 500 years!

Drugged?

is very ungentlemanly, although the second-class young man is not a gentleman himself, he also looks down on this kind of inferior tricks.

Say?

The effect must be hot, especially on the face, as if it hit the door frame.

Fuddle?

It's still taking advantage of people's danger, and if both of them are drunk, it shouldn't be forgotten.

Pretending to be the thief Kidd?

Not only will you be slapped by the woman, but you will also be scolded as mentally retarded, and then you will be slapped N times......

Given that the task is very tricky, it is necessary to find a good reason and interface.

"Sister Xia, your car is good, is it shockproof?"

"Smack~!"

"Sister Xia, your stockings are very beautiful, are they up to the base of your legs?"

"Smack~!"

"Sister Xia, your ball is so big, is it heavy?"

"Smack~!"

"Sister Xia, how many times have you been happy with the sixth master this month?"

"Smack~!"

"Sister Xia, do you like to play stripping mahjong with Xiao Xianrou?"

"Smack~!"

"Sister Xia, you ......"

"Smack~!"

"Sister Xia, I haven't finished yet!"

"Smack~!"

After this pass, it has to be fanned into a pig's head, and it will take half a month just to reduce the swelling!

[System prompt: XO One hundred women with the same attributes as the target can be used to offset the target]

And such an equivalent substitution method?

Could it be a hundred-person pit?

The pit dug by the loser system, the deity can't be prevented!

In any case, this news is a way out, and it is much better than squatting at home and racking your brains.

Miji carefully read the content of the message, especially the text in the precautions.

Must be a Chinese girl, the difference between height and the target is within plus or minus three centimeters, and the weight difference is within plus or minus three kilograms.

What a heckling egg!

Is there going to be a big talent show for this?

Aunt Xu's figure is 168cm-50kg, an extremely standard tall template.

In other words, the finalists must be between 165-171cm tall and weigh around 47-53kg.

Wait a minute......

There are also ball cup requirements!

The substitute must be the C-E cup, and the vast majority of the AB cup girls have been ruthlessly PASSED out in this way!

Where can I find so many super talented girls?

Do you want to pretend to be a manufacturer looking for a ball mold?

The more you look at it, the more special it is!

If you even have to chase Aunt Xu with the ball cup, Lao Tzu will simply pool the ball and die!

Shameless!

More shameless than the deity!

How unreasonable!

I'm mad at me!

Fortunately, there was no requirement to complete the biography, otherwise the deity would have to vomit three liters of blood!

What to do?

Audition?

It looks like I'm going to call the director and Mr. Yang, so if I can't do it, I'll make another movie with many beautiful women.

The most terrible problem is that I haven't figured out yet, what reward I will get for getting these nine girls.

Child?

Points?

Weapon packs?

Save all of humanity?

Or another plane?

Generation X is unknown, and O means possible zero eggs.

Anything is possible!

So, what a cheat!

However, this may be the biggest package in the movie collection.

If you don't take it, it's a bit of a saying that you won't go, and the thief won't go empty.

What's more, this requirement is actually not high, just catch a girl in every movie.

It's just that it's a bit difficult to deal with the hurdle of Sister Xia.

For the sake of a possible gift package, do you have to take a risk?

If you really can't do it, you can only ......

To do so is to be condemned in conscience.

But......

The premise is that the heartless and lungless second-class young man must have this organ!

A woman who doesn't worship money so much VS a hundred girls who worship money, it's more difficult to figure out which side is more difficult, and it's really hard to say.

Wait, there's something even worse!

"Valid for 72 hours, expired!"

Nima eggs~!

If you snap a hundred girls in three days, it's a hundred times more exposed than triathlon & decathlon!

Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor is nothing more than that!

The system is to let Ben respect play the miracle of that wonderful uncle!

Up and down for 5,000 years, one line......

That's a daunting task, isn't it?

Do you want to upgrade the little chicken from a nuclear-powered one to an antimatter engine???

Even if it does, a hundred chicks will hatch in a few months.

If there were twins or triplets, it would be more than a hundred.

A few years later, a bunch of twittering gadgets yelled angrily, calling themselves Daddy!

Oh, my God!

I can't imagine it!

It's horrible, it's horrible, it's noisy!

The house has become a giant kindergarten.

Although it is the result of their own snapping, but so many little ancestors popped up at once, the chicken is really a little unacceptable.

If it goes on like this, even if there is a trillion family property, it will not be enough for the chickens and their mothers to share!

Came first with the egg or came first with the chicken?

Collect it online?

It is estimated that you can get a bunch of extremely scientific and reasonable eggshells and chicken manure!

The relevant brick family will also say that this has been certified by the ISO25000 system, and you can read it with confidence!

No, dizziness, dizziness, anemia, weakness in the limbs, cramps in the lumbar discs......

Life is really a mess of hemp, and there are always small knots that can't be solved!

The young man finally understood the meaning of this lyric.

A hundred small pimples in a string......

People with dense phobias may faint on the spot when they see this thing.

Compared to that, the piece of Master Tang's full skin that was given to Gu Li shouldn't be nothing!

Aunt System doesn't find some work for herself, as if she is uncomfortable all over.

Could it be that the system aunt wants to stand up for Gu Li?

Gu Li is the daughter of the system?

Well, the chickens were stunned by their own divine logic!

If the main god is Korean!

If the daughter of the Lord God is Gu Li!

Is there any more amusing unsolved mystery?

The deity is the son-in-law of the main god who is upside down???

But who is the mother-in-law?

The main room of the main god or the junior?

Are there any other types of daughters of the Lord God?

Like this?

Oh, and you can guess by looking at the body type, this is supposed to be half-born.

A wilted ......

One looks very unrestrained!

I don't know if it's because of too much watering, or if the sunshine is too much!

Hahahaha~!

The funniest joke in the universe, cold to absolute zero!

Just thinking about such a big circle is estimated to consume the energy of a brain cell!

It's not worth it!

The deity is only 250 brain cells!

"Uh~!"

The depressed chicken drank a cup of bubbling Mirinda and burped.

From the second ring to the fiftieth ring, my heart is full of melancholy, and it is so melancholy.

Otherwise, he said that he had a terminal illness, just like Gu Li, he had to be snapped to be cured.

I don't believe this excuse, maybe she will take the keyboard and "snap" twice on the butt of the second-hand young man.

I can't think of a way, but I can't discuss this kind of thing with my wife.

It's really a tiger eating the king, and I can't eat it!

Taking a step back, Lao Tzu made a big effort to get together these nine girls.

In case the system rewards a garbage package, such as the free girl Fengqiu function, this is special......

Now His Holiness was not only anxious & melancholy, but also even more confused & depressed.

For some things, such as your own life, it is better not to know in advance.

lest you suffer from gains and losses like Gu Li, and then be BBQ.

For other things, it's best to find ways to get HD in advance.

Avoid just crawling out of a pit and falling into another pit with one foot.

In the bathroom, the birthplace of inspiration, the chickens scratched their dandruff and couldn't come up with a solution.

In desperation, I can only go to the logistics park.

The expiration date has been activated, and there are currently 55 hours and 32 minutes left.

The young man didn't know who did it, otherwise he would have strangled him on the spot!

For more than two days, it was too late to even have the opportunity to play auditions & pick wildflowers on the roadside.

The day after tomorrow is the final deadline, and the results will be available the day after tomorrow.

This is more exciting than the college entrance examination!

The chicken thought he was well prepared, but found that there was still a question that he couldn't chew on.

"Sixth Master, I see that your complexion is much better!"

The next day, the chicken saw the number one natives in this area at the Tremor Bar.

I have been recuperating at home for more than half a year, assisted by a professional medical team and imported medicines.

The sixth master's body is naturally stronger than before, but he can't do any heavy work.

Now Xiaobo, who has turned back as a prodigal son, is considered to be outstanding, as the main player of the Arsenal club, he often appears in front of the camera, and he is very glamorous.

On TV, newspapers, mobile phones, as long as the eyes can see the media, there are little white faces.

This is more than a hundred times better than the days when he was fooling around and giving his father nothing to do.

The heart disease was cured, and half of the stubborn illness of the sixth master, who was in a good mood, was removed.

The rest is accumulated over time, and you have to slowly peel off the cocoon.

"Thanks to my brother, Xiaobo is finally out of breath, of course my illness will be cured!"

Every father wants his son to take the right path, and the chicken has paved a golden avenue for Xiaobo, and the sixth master must be thanked.

The annual salary is five million, plus bonuses, it is easy to exceed ten million, and it is after taxes, plus a house and a car.

In order to make this product work steadily, Miji called him 100 million yuan at a time.

The name is beautiful - I will keep you for ten years, and I will provoke a lot of abuse from the other party!

If the money is deposited in the bank, the interest alone will generate three million per year.

With the living standard of the sixth master's family, I can't finish eating roast duck in the restaurant.

To have a chance to get this kind of fat that falls on your head, you have to have a rainbow from the ancestral grave.

As long as the people around me meet, especially the animals who often watch the ball, they all praise Xiaobo for how he is.

The sixth master is still modest on his lips, but his heart is as sweet as honey, and he feels extremely proud.

"Come, let's do one, your sister has never let me drink white wine and beer, and I should drink less red wine, so don't dislike it, brother!"

has known each other for so long, and the sixth master also knows that this kid is not short of money, but he still has to have a verbal expression.

Although it is only half a glass of red wine, it can be regarded as a kind of affection, and if you change it to others, you can't enjoy this treatment.

"How can it? Now the place where I live was bought with your help, and I have to thank the sixth master! ”

In terms of floor area, except for some special places, it is a super mansion.

The "Second Ring Farmhouse" in Gu Li's mouth is 78 meters long and 64 meters wide, which is equivalent to a shrunken version of a football field.

"Big singer" Zhang Yu contacted the military's construction team and decoration team and built a top-level villa in six months.

But before that, the natives in the surrounding area were able to nod their heads and agree to the smooth relocation, and the six masters who were busy everywhere contributed a lot.

Now the lampshade family, the stuffy San'er family, and the three members of the old Zhang family (including Xiaobo's girlfriend Cen Jing) all live here.

"It's right for us to help each other, you're welcome! Come on, do it! ”

At present, the sixth master can be said to be doing everything smoothly, and there is basically nothing to worry about him, except for one thing.

"Okay, done!"

The chicken has even been cooked in bowls of rice, and doing this thing is a matter of leaning on the neck.

Seeing that this kid was very cheerful and his expression was more comfortable, the sixth master felt that this was an opportunity and decided to test it: "Brother, you see that now Xiaobo has a serious job, and the wedding date has been set......

Xiaobo plans to get married at eleven, and at this time, everyone has time to get together.

The young man couldn't let the old man find out the matter, so he immediately accosted: "Understand, sixth master, I have prepared the ten-carat diamond ring, and let Xiaolu send it over in the next two days." ”

Cen Jing's family is a businessman, and the total assets can be more than 100 million, so it was originally inappropriate with Xiaobo's family.

But then the little white face soared, came a salted fish and turned over, and became the main player of the Premier League club.

The Cen family naturally has to look at it differently, and more importantly, Zhang Xiaobo and the second-class young man are buddies.

For the Cen family, this is simply a pie in the sky falling directly into their stomachs!

Xiaolu, the wife of the second-class young man, controlled 70% of the shares of Meimei.com at that time, and once the Cen family was able to get in touch with the B2C giant.

Then in the future, you don't have to worry about it at all, isn't this much more comfortable than asking people to buy your things everywhere?

With the strong support of the chicken, Cen Jing was originally married, and now Xiaobo can sit on an equal footing with her in-laws.

Since everyone lives in the "farmhouse" of the second-class youth, as long as they are at home, everyone will have dinner together.

This kind of happy feeling is what the little couple likes very much, and the sixth master who is smiling is extremely pleased.

"Tsk~! I said this is with you for a diamond ring? ”

The sixth master was very dissatisfied with this kid's answer, he didn't think about this stubble at all, and as a result, the other party misunderstood.

With Xiaobo's annual salary of 5 million after tax, there is no need for other people to support the money for this marriage.

No matter how bad it is, there are still the local tyrants in my mother's family, and it is not a problem to hold a million-level ceremony.

"Sixth Master, look at what you said, Xiaobo and I are buddies, Xiaolu and Xiaojing are best friends, these two are married, shouldn't we give some gifts? I'm afraid people will be embarrassed to accept it! ”

Or is the relationship more realistic, can block the mouth of the old man, and who doesn't receive a gift when he gets married?

Not to mention anything else, Bo San'er has already spoken in advance, and wants to give the little couple a big red envelope of 880,000 mass coins.

Naturally, the sister-in-law's family will not lag behind, and the chicken gave the two brothers 10 million each, which is considered the previous remuneration.

Coupled with the congratulatory gifts from all kinds of uncles and aunts (the old buddies of the sixth master), Xiaobo received millions of red envelopes.

Because the second-class youth provoked DOA, the wedding had to be held in China.

But it can be placed in Sanjiao, where the scenery is very good, the climate is pleasant, and it is perfect for a lawn wedding.

In the capital at the beginning of October, the heat has not subsided, and it is not cold at all.

Just no blue sea, yellow sand and green coconut palms!