I thought Scar was just casually talking about scaring me, but I didn't expect that at ten o'clock in the evening, Lao Tzu was sleeping soundly, and he really came to lift the quilt...... At that time, Lao Tzu was still dreaming of a thousand years, in the dream my girlfriend cried and begged me to forgive her for having no eyes bulabula, Lao Tzu taught her a hard lesson and was about to tell her noway, when she heard Scar's cold voice, "Let's go to the funeral home." ”

So I didn't have any anger at Scar along the way, and it was so rare to have a dream of relief......

Scar held his head in one hand and the steering wheel in the other, and was quiet for a while, and when my emotions calmed down, he calmly said to me, "Boy, when you have money, I'm afraid that those blind women won't cry and beg you?" It's useless to just dream, if you work hard, dreams will become true sooner or later. ”

I'm so quiet this time.

That's a good thing, but it's not a reason for me to be quiet - I didn't speak, he even knew what was in my dream, plus the childish words in my heart before, I felt that Yan Yiru was schizophrenic, and secretly poked the nickname Scar in my heart, he actually knew it.

Once or twice is a coincidence.,This guy definitely has a demon.,Ya must be able to read minds.。

Scar didn't speak, took out a cigarette with one hand, lit it in his mouth, and held the steering wheel in his hand steadily. I suddenly felt that this old boy was too good at tricking people, you look at the familiar look, and he told me that it was the first time to drive, which scared Lao Tzu so uncalmly.

"Brother, you said you couldn't drive before, isn't that a good drive?" I smirked, "You can still drive with one hand and light a cigarette at the same time, old driver." ”

Scar didn't blink, "I don't have a driver's license." ”

……

The feeling of me taking and swallowing a hard-boiled egg came again. It's just a belly trough and I don't know where to vomit, look at your posture and drive for a long time, don't you have a five, six, seven or eight years of driving experience? So you've been driving without a license for so many years?!

No, that's not the point, you're obviously very good at driving, why don't you say you can't do without a driver's license?

Scar didn't care much about it, and said indifferently, "You see what you're doing now isn't asking for a certificate, how can you say you can without this." ”

I said in my heart that you can talk about such a realistic social issue by a person who does not eat the fireworks of the world, which is really profound. This is not rough, for example, I really don't have any skills except for a college diploma.

Pogua's family has a relationship that is more iron than Jinguang Diamond, and he needs a certificate to find someone to stamp him is a matter of one sentence; Although the pure family has money, if you want to manage the family's business, you have to take the MBA certificate, otherwise you won't be able to serve the public. Seriously, even if he has a certificate, many people may still think that he is a little young master who relies on the money in his family to eat and wait for death. Hey, it's hard for everyone to mix.

There are a lot of certificates for Dazhi.,The language alone has English specialty.、Japanese N1、GRE.,Plus he also has a certificate of C language god horse of the computer.,JAVA and C language or something.,The driver's license is also the first of our tests.。 In the words that are now popular, he is a scholar.

I sometimes ask him why he works so hard, the main thing is that he still has to work, send money home regularly, and after the end, he can ensure that his grades have always been the first in the school, and he can also take this certificate and that certificate, and the results are also very gratifying, and he will take care of people, I, Broken Melon and Pure will always joke about wisdom, saying that he is diligent and serious and can take care of people, which is a model of a good wife and mother, if a woman would have married home a long time ago.

Hey, Dazhi's black line expression is still fresh in my memory.

People are easy to get sad at night, and I find myself thinking about them.

After that, we didn't say anything all the way, and we drove to the door of the funeral home.

I said in my heart that it's very embarrassing, how strange it is for two big men to go to the funeral home in the middle of the night, there are so many in these years, according to the words of the broken melon, the 21st century is not embarrassing for two men to go to nightclubs, bars and even go to open a room, but this hand-in-hand visit to the funeral home in the middle of the night (of course, Scar and I are not really hand in hand, but at least we are shoulder to shoulder) is still quite difficult to explain.

As a result, I was shocked, from the security guard at the door to the sweeper who knew Scar, one by one respectfully called "Mr. Shu" and "Master Shu", and even I followed behind and bowed several times.

There was a person who didn't know if he was in charge or what he was doing, anyway, it was a bald man in charge, and he was so polite that he followed back and forth, smiling as if he had picked up money. "Shu Ye came over at night, is there something wrong?"

Scar snorted, took out a few red tickets and handed them to the bald man, "Old rules." ”

The bald man was busy leading the way, and the money was handy, bowing and collecting the money while putting it in his pocket, and he followed us to continue to bend over in small steps.

No wonder this bald man smiled so happily, this is really rich to pick up, and even squatting down and bending over is saved. However, he was not ambiguous, and took us to a very secluded room, and did not forget to talk to me along the way, "This is the first time I have met, Shu Ye's new apprentice?" ”

Scar nodded, "It's a bit silly, but the talent is good." ”

The bald man smiled like a flower on his face, and replied in a loud voice, "Yes, yes, Shu Ye can see people accurately, so he will have to cooperate more in the future." As we spoke, we scurried to a particularly secluded room, where the bald man did not intend to enter at the door. When I followed Scar inside, he bowed again and smiled flatteringly. "Master Shu, take your time, press the bell at the door when you're done, and I'll open the door for you."

I felt awkward about the thief, as if Scar and I were going to do something particularly morally depraved here.

Scar's RMB is like no money, and I gave a few bald ones, and I really hurt when I looked at it, and I led the way in one night, and it cost nearly a thousand oceans. The funeral home business is really easy to do...... No wonder people can't afford to die nowadays, not only is it expensive to buy a cemetery, but a trip to a funeral home is the minimum consumption.

I've grown so big, spending money is like throwing orange peels, and I've only seen two people. One is a broken melon, and the other is a scar.

The money spent on broken melons is basically on women, and when they are spent to a certain extent, they should generally get tired of this woman, and the results are immediate. But his breakup fee is generally not ambiguous, and the four words of spending time and drinking are all kinds of unbelievable in my eyes and Dazhi, but the pink rmb that dances vigorously is the daily life of broken melons.

Seeing through the melon and spending money, we can't close our mouths, and women can't close their legs.

After four years of college, I gradually got used to it, but I didn't expect to run into another trench just after separating from the broken melon.

I didn't think it was expensive when I looked at Scar's clothes, compared to the thousands of clothes that were pure and torn melons, he wore a variety of Taobao hot styles, I didn't expect it to be such a master, and when the bald man closed the door, I immediately learned from him with a smile on his face, "Brother, you turned out to be a trench." ”

Scar shook his head, "This is a necessary expense, all the people in this room are dead, and it is not easy for Lao Zhou to lead the way, and most of them are even unclaimed." I don't think you can see it all, so let's start with the more resentful ones. Think of it as a class, and you feel good about yourself. ”

I said in my heart how fresh this is, the first thing I do after graduating from college is to return to the classroom for further study, this class is opened in the funeral home, fresh, too fresh.

Scar frowned slightly, "You have a pair of ghost eyes, you can see those unclean things, this is rare, don't waste it." ”

I was stunned for a moment, "What the hell are the eyes?" I've only seen the Devil's Eye Blade. ”

Scar was speechless for a few seconds, and I felt the air freeze.