"I just want to practice my sword skills, and I can do it now!" As soon as the words fell, Wade dodged a heavy punch from the Alpha Warrior with a gorgeous turn, and at the same time, the long knife slashed through the neck of the Alpha Warrior, and the big head was separated from the body.

Calmly inserting the double knives back into the scabbards, Wade walked up to Vasily Karlov, patted him on the shoulder and said, "See, your frog warrior is simply vulnerable, don't take it out next time and be embarrassed." ”

Vasily Karlov trembled with anger, the trump card he relied on was killed by the two of them, and he was even called a frog warrior by this guy who put stockings on his head, which made him glare at Wade with anger.

"Okay Wade, don't get along with someone who is dying." Bucky also walked up to Vasily Karlov, holding a pistol he had just picked up from the ground, pointed the muzzle at Vasily Karlov, and said in a calm tone: "Colonel, do you have any last words?" ”

Vasily Karlov was not afraid of death, and said in a firm tone: "Cut off one head, and two will grow in its place, nine ......."

"Bang!"

Before Vasily Karlov could finish speaking, Bucky shot him in the head and said to himself: "I know, I know, long live Hydra, it's a pity that you won't even live to be 50 years old." ”

"Bucky, you have to tell me who these guys are, they got into a fight for some reason, and I still don't know what to do." Wade looked unhappy, anyone who was blown up by a missile for no reason, and then was targeted by thirty or forty guys with loaded guns, and finally had to deal with a super muscular man, would feel unhappy.

"These things are the men of Hydra." Bucky picked up the metal arm that had fallen to the ground and walked towards the small warehouse before, where there were still two packets of unused Super Soldier Serum, and he didn't know if the two packets of serum would be intact after such a big battle.

"What is Hydra? A beast? ”

"It's an organization, established during the Nazis, with the goal of world domination." Bucky pointed to the Hydra logo on the collar of the Hydra soldier on the ground, and then said to Wade, "As long as you see this, it's okay to kill it." ”

"What kind of hydra is coming to you, I helped you kill so many people, you have to pay me, you must know that the top mercenary Wade Wilson never shoots in vain!" Wade doesn't care about a second-tier organization like Hydra, relatively speaking, he prefers to make money.

While searching for the Super Soldier Serum in a messy small warehouse, Bucky took out two coins from his pocket, casually threw them to Wade, and said, "You earned it, I paid all my net worth for you this shot." ”

Wade took two coins casually, one was fifty cents and the other was twenty-five cents, and he was speechless for a moment, he still remembered that Bucky had a total of twenty-three dollars and seventy-five cents on him, and it cost twenty dollars to buy Monkey King's mask and three dollars to buy stockings, and it seemed that the remaining seventy-five cents was indeed all Bucky's current net worth.

"Alas, it's a pity, it's all wasted." At this time, Bucky suddenly sighed, it turned out that the bags of the two bags of super soldier serum were broken in the battle just now, and the serum in the bags happened to flow into a sewer pipe next to it, and there was nothing left.

"****, it's all gone! These two bags of serum are estimated to sell for a million dollars, but they are all gone, and the people of Hydra really deserve to die! Wade always looked at things differently, but Bucky got used to it.

Bucky walked straight outside the factory, and a big battle lasted nearly an hour, and although it was a remote suburb of New York, it was expected that the police would arrive soon.

"Bucky, what are you going to do with the iron arm in your hand, I happen to know a guy, a master surgeon, I heard that he can sew back the severed head, I think he will be able to put your arm back." Wade suddenly remembered a friend who had heard him brag about his surgical skills when they had dinner together at the Friday restaurant in Jacksonville a long time ago.

"No need, this exquisite technique is still left to yourself, maybe you will need him to sew your head back to your neck for you in the future." Bucky pointed the incision on his left shoulder at Wade and continued, "I said I liked the original arm, and look, the new arm is already growing!" ”

Wade then realized that a strange scene was happening on Bucky's left shoulder, an arm was slowly growing out of the shoulder, but the arm was too small, only the thickness of an ordinary person's thumb. However, although the sparrow is small, it has all kinds of organs, and although this arm is pitiful, there are many joints, fingers, and even nails.

"I think in a few hours, this arm will be able to go through puberty!" Bucky took control of his newly grown left arm and waved at Wade.

Looking at this newborn, pink-skinned arm, attached to a broad shoulder, this made Wade suddenly feel creepy, retched, and said: "Your arm is too bad, too hard to describe, maybe you should go to make a horror movie, it will definitely be a big hit, and you can even save money on special effects." ”

"I think you're better suited to making horror films, and the "Ghost Street" series is good, and you must be more suitable than Robert England."

"Hell, we're still friends without mentioning my face!" Wade was poked in the sore spot by Bucky, looked a little frustrated, and asked worriedly, "Bucky, do you think Vanessa can really accept me like this?" ”

"Don't worry, Wade, Vanessa is your chick, just a short period of adaptation, plus a little bit of alcohol, she will be happy to play some embarrassing games with you." Bucky patted Wade on the shoulder with his newly grown small left arm as a sign of comfort.

"Even if Vanessa can accept me, how can I go out on the street to meet people, children will be scared to cry by me, Bucky, can't you do anything?" Wade still said a little unwillingly.

"Not yet, but maybe later. You can try cutting off a piece of your skin to see if the new skin will be smooth. ”

As soon as Bucky's words fell, a cold light swept across Wade's left arm, cutting off a large piece of flesh, but Wade didn't even frown, just stared at his left arm, which was slowly healing.

But nine times out of ten, life was not as expected, and after ten seconds, the wound on Wade's arm healed, but unfortunately the skin that grew back was no different from before.

"I really should sell you to a butcher shop, so that you will have meat that will never be sold, and it must be very profitable!" Bucky had long known that this method would not work, and hurriedly made a joke when he looked at Wade's somewhat gloomy face.

"yes, if that serum can be used on cows, the price of beef will definitely drop. It's a pity that I'm afraid no one will buy such ugly beef. Wade sighed, his voice very low.

"Don't be such a brother, there will be a way to solve it. In a while I'll set up a research institute in New York, and I'll put your question as the first topic. Bucky spoke his mind, the institute was originally part of Bucky's future plans, and trying to improve Wade's appearance was just a matter of effort.

"It seems that I can only rely on you, my friend." Wade had seen Bucky in Francis's lab easily unlock the advanced door, and he had no doubt that Bucky had established the institute, and he was very moved.

"But you do need a masked uniform now, you don't want to scare crying children on the road in the future!"

"Yes, Vanessa said I'm good for red, red should be good, Bucky, you're such a sweet friend! I guess I still need a loud nickname, honey, what do you think of the universe's number one super undead mercenary? ”

Listening to Wade's exaggerated and sensual words, Bucky was sure that he was no longer bothered by the disfigurement for a while, so he also laughed and teased: "It's too long, it might as well be called 'Wade teases you', what a joyful name." But your friend Mole won't be so happy, he's crushed you a lot of money in DEADPOOL, and you're going to lose as pants now. ”

Bucky admits that this is why he deliberately led Wade to DEADPOOL, because Wade's own nickname is so funny, if Rob Lafeld (Deadpool comic book author, please forgive the scum of the pig's English level, it can only be translated to this point) knew that with his participation, Wade would be nicknamed 'the first super undead mercenary man in the universe', and he would definitely draw a Thanos next to Bucky immediately.

"DEADPOOL, YES, I'LL BE CALLED DEADPOOL FROM NOW ON! I deserve that mole's bastard to lose his pants, who made him always press me in DEADPOOL! ”

Bucky had just given a sigh when Wade said, "Maybe it's not bad to call Captain Deadpool, you see that Captain America's comics sell so well, if I also draw a set of Captain Deadpool comics, will I make a lot of money?" ”

"Please, don't insult the captain, Steve isn't a cheap guy like you!" The thought of Wade wearing Captain America's uniform and holding the round shield made Bucky's hairs stand on end.

"Forget it, for my friend's sake, I'll let Captain America go, if he's lucky, I'll call Deadpool!"

Bucky's heart finally let go, Wade's nickname did not deviate from the trajectory of history after all, otherwise Bucky would have felt guilty.

"Do you think I'm too ostentatious in a tight red uniform?"

"Forget it, Wade, you only need one mouth, you can pull countless hatreds, and the red tights are definitely not as swaggering as your mouth!"

"You have a point! Where do we go now? ”

"Sister Margaret's Bar, we all need a new dress, don't we?" Bucky pointed to the clothes on himself and Wade, after the two battles between the laboratory and the Hydra, the bloodstained clothes were already tattered, and if he walked down the street like this, he would definitely be invited to the bureau for tea by the police uncle.

"That's right, I think I need a new pair of stockings, they're just dirty."

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