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"Hehehehe, where are you going to kill dogs and rob goods today?"

"Yu Chenxi, you're finally here, there are a lot of One bosses on Pirate Island, come on, bring your immortal wand!"

"Okay, I'll be there soon, send me quickly!"

……

Jiajing lives such a fulfilling life every day, he is one of the top 10 local tyrants in the equipment ranking in ancient times, and a well-known madman in the whole district.

In the past, he was hunted down several times by a player named "De LJ" in the One Guild for just saying a word for others, and since then he has quit the One Guild and formed a 3-person assassin team to ambush the members of One.

Later, the Leaving the Heaven Guild only wanted to kill all the One players - so that in the ancient world, the three letters "One" no longer existed.

No, Jiajing smashed more than 30,000 yuan at once, and he smashed the equipment to the core, blinding the dog's eyes of One's studio.

But after killing this time, Jiajing said goodbye to the ancients forever.

He thinks he has more important things to do, and he secretly feels that that is his fate.

That's entrepreneurship!

He found two programmers, one proficient in client development, one proficient in server-side construction, and he, is good at UI design, I thought that his Celestial version of Jobs was born like this, but I didn't expect that the programmer in charge of client development heard that Jiajing was an old driver, and immediately played missing, in the final analysis, he looked down on Jiajing's profession.

Drivers, the physical work at the bottom of society, are too low-level to climb his mental IT elite, let alone be his CEO, pointing fingers at their project layout.

In the past half a year, the project was learned by many capital parties in the process of Jiajing seeking financing, and it was also plagiarized by the so-called Ali people, and since then it has died in the cradle.

He's a complete loser.

had excellent grades, but failed the college entrance examination and went to a junior college.

Being a writer and writing a few novels is even more unpopular.

When you are a domain name merchant, you can't sell any of the domain names in your hand.

took the invention patent, but there was nothing to do in the face of blatant plagiarism by Ali people.

He wrote many proposals to the House of Representatives and was adopted, but unfortunately he did not qualify as a running official.

A pathetic loser like him is connected to something unspeakable.

At the end of 2015, the night before Chinese New Year's Eve.

Jiajing woke up in his sleep, and the wall was dead in the afterglow of the street lamp downstairs outside the window.

He began to think crankily about what he would do if his door was locked and he couldn't get out.

I also imagined that a couple was locked in the house and couldn't get out, and the two came up with a way to hang them out of the window with a rope.

The woman's body was light and soft, so the man let her tie her waist first, and he dragged the rope himself, hanging her down little by little.

As a result, the man's physical strength was exhausted, and as soon as his hands slipped, the rope went down, and after a while there was a muffled sound, and the boy was so frightened that his legs were weak, and when he got up tremblingly, he poked his head out in fear and looked down, his poor little couple had been broken into meat sauce.

Jiajing fantasized about this, only to hear a piercing scream, his eyes were dark, and the bedroom was suddenly crowded with a large number of strange black shadows, they bared their teeth and stretched out their claws to Jiajing, tearing the sheets on Jiajing's body, and pulling his face and scalp.

Jiajing only felt that his body was so heavy that it was difficult to move, and he looked at the computer screen with difficulty, where it was dark, and the host that was originally on the hook was turned off at some point.

"That's right, flashlight!"

He reached out vigorously to get the big god F2 mobile phone placed on the host, but finally got it in his hand and took a look, but found that no matter how he got it, he just couldn't press the phone screen!

Those black shadows kept scratching at Jiajing's body, pressing him almost out of breath.

Is it my time to die? But I still have so many figurines here, and I'm not married yet...... No, I've got to figure out how to get rid of these horrible things!

By the way, when I was a kid, every time I had a nightmare and was chased by lonely ghosts, I would spit at them or make a vicious grimace.

Thinking of this, Jiajing hurriedly mobilized his facial muscles, making all kinds of extremely ugly faces as much as possible, and when he couldn't make a sound, he exhaled "sizzling".

Sure enough.

At this moment, the dark shadows that had clogged the room disappeared again.

Jiajing secretly breathed a sigh of relief, tried to move his fingers, and found that his body was expected to move, looked at the ceiling, looked at both sides, and then turned his head to stare at the computer screen, which was on, the host computer was also on, and the computer was hanging as usual.

He touched the great god F2 who was thrown to the pillow by himself just now, pressed the power button, woke up the screen normally, and then turned on the flashlight app, which can be illuminated.

"Hehe, no, this is the legendary ghost press? That's the end of it, how about another one? Jiajing looked outside the dark door, and teased herself: "Oh, no, don't come." ”

But how could this ghost press happen to me during the New Year, is it fierce or auspicious?

Jiajing turned around while wondering.

I don't know how long it took, and I couldn't resist the sleepiness of the long night, so I slowly closed my eyes.

In a trance, he heard someone shouting his ID, Jiajing rubbed his eyes, "Are you going to kill One again?" ”

"What's One, kid is dreaming again, right? We're almost at the Enchanted Academy! ”

I don't know which old man spoke with a little joy, and Jiajing opened his eyes curiously.

I saw an old man in a white robe in front of me with a slightly transparent body looking at him with concern on his face, and he was still lying in his arms!!

This is, what's going on, is it a ghost? Am I bumped into an evil spirit?

Jiajing was so frightened that he hurriedly broke free from his arms.

If you open your eyes and find that you are being held by a beautiful woman, it is easy to say.

As soon as Jiajing pushed the old man away, he opened his mouth and asked, "Who are you?" ”

After breaking free, Jiajing also saw a graceful young girl standing next to the old man, and what was even more amazing was that the lower half of the girl's body looked exactly like the lower body of a python, and was covered with a red cloth like silk!

"It's ...... Monster Niang? Jiajing rubbed his eyes, he has a soft spot for monster girls, and there are a lot of customized monster girls figures collected in his hands, but it is the first time to see him this real person who fantasizes day and night!

Jiajing was so excited at this time, but he had to pretend to be very calm to save face, he met the strange eyes of the old man and the snake girl monster girl, coughed twice, and said, "Well, it's time to the Enchantment Academy, let's go in now." ”

"Wait." The old man pressed Jiajing's shoulder and looked at Jiajing with an interrogative gaze.

That gaze was as hot as fire, and Jiajing was uncomfortable when he saw it, so he looked away and avoided his gaze.

was silent for a long time, and Jiajing didn't know what the old man was doing with him, let alone how to open his mouth to break this embarrassing situation.

Later, it was the old man who opened his mouth first, and his tone was like interrogating a prisoner, "Which master of the soul clan are you, I'm afraid that you have the wrong body this time." ”

Jiajing frowned a little dazedly, "Huh? I am who I am. ”

Seeing that the faces of the two of them were still so ugly, Jiajing was also short-tempered, and was constantly looked up and down by these two people with that kind of suspicious eyes, and was interrogated by the old man like this, Jiajing's mood couldn't help but deteriorate, and he became rushed to speak: "What kind of soul clan does the master have, the enchantment academy is just ahead, do you two go in or not?" ”

The old man was touching his chin, shaking his head slightly, and his brow was even more helpless.

However, the beautiful snake girl next to her who envied others finally changed her posture with her hands on her chest, and opened her mouth to Jiajing, "Yu Chenxi, you also said in the morning that we were going to take advantage of the night to kill a guest and get the invitation and then disguise ourselves and mix in, why, as soon as I overslept in this afternoon, I forgot everything?" ”

When Jiajing heard this, he secretly wondered: She called me Yuchenxi, should I have crossed into the game? There's no reason for this, hehe, how can it be, it must be another dream.

According to the previous situation of such realistic dreams, Jiajing would tell himself that it should be just a dream when he was about to over, and then get up from the bed at home in the blink of an eye.

But this time it didn't work, no matter how many times Jiajing blinked, he was still in this small scroll full of ancient style buildings.

"Oh my God, I rub it, this can't really be crossed, right?" Jiajing turned around and smiled bitterly secretly: What can I do about this, I still have business to run tomorrow, and it has become like this for no reason, how can I get it?

He looked down at his dress as he pondered, the blue and blue robes were so ugly, and—"How did my hair turn red, and it was so ......long?"

Compared with this, Jiajing still prefers that dark style coat, and this long red hair does not match him at all when he is used to having a flat head.

He also noticed that the sterling silver dragon in his right middle finger was gone, replaced by a crimson phoenix ring.

It took him dozens of seconds to ease his mess, "Oh, I remember, I haven't woken up just now, and I forgot about it, so let's do as I said." ”

The old man was still suspicious of Jiajing, but he still took Jiajing left and right into a dead end.

"He didn't want to do anything to me when he brought me to this place, could it be that he wanted to kill me?!!" Jiajing was wary of the behavior of the white-robed old man, and at the same time glanced at the snake girl with his spare eyes, and secretly thought: What kind of place is this, why is there really a monster mother, her snake tail will squirm with her breathing, it should be true, but this is too unrealistic, how can it be said.

The old man moved a large pile of discarded wooden planks in front of him, and after moving a dozen of them, he suddenly turned his head, "Stinky boy, you are standing so stupidly, and you can't come to help." ”

"Ahh There was no way, Jiajing could only accompany them to the end and trot over to move wood.

The timber was removed, and a basement-specific locking wooden door appeared under the floor!

Only then did Jiajing withdraw the afterglow from the snake girl and carefully examine the wooden door that opened on the ground.

The old man crouched down and gently knocked on the wooden door three times.

After waiting quietly for several more minutes, the wooden door finally opened from the inside with a "creak".

The one who opened the door was another good-looking beauty, maybe Jiajing had been fighting for too long, and now as long as she sees something pleasing to the eye, she will feel extremely excited, but she is embarrassed to reveal it, so she can only pretend to be reserved.

As soon as this beauty saw Jiajing, it was as if she had seen some incredible big person, she was so surprised that she clasped her hands together, covered her mouth and smiled, "Yo, it turns out that our Demon King is back, come in quickly, we have been waiting for many months, and it will be tonight." ”

"Scared? She calls me the Demon King, and I am the Demon King? If it's true, then I haven't come in vain, in the real world, there is no woman who has ever looked at me and took off her pants. Jiajing secretly agreed, and then went down with the old man and the snake girl.