170 There is no basic common sense

One of the five people surnamed Zhao probably thought that after the demon spirit and I left, he thought that we were just bluffing, but before we could go far, the thing lay down on the bed with a big grin.

At first it was nothing, he listened to the song for a while, and then he began to fall asleep. Before going to bed, I told others that I and the demon spirit must be two swaggers, and I turned around and poked us on the Internet.

The other four thought so, read a book together for a while, and then took a nap.

As a result, in the afternoon, I heard Xiao Zhao shouting, "There is someone outside the door!" And then ......

The four of them opened the door together and went out, apparently no one outside.

But Xiao Zhao fell into a state of madness the moment they opened the door, rushed to the balcony of the dormitory, drooled and scratched the wall, and refused to enter the dormitory again.

Of course, after they called 120, Xiao Zhao, who was tragic and unbelieving, was sent to the hospital and shared the bed with the little Internet celebrity.

Kidding aside, sharing a bed is certainly not a good idea. However, both of them had the same symptoms, and it was only natural that they were admitted to the same ward.

The demon spirit shook his head, "There are such people who don't believe in evil, what can I do?" I'm also helpless. He looked at me with a really helpless expression.

The four men asked, "What are we going to do?" "They're in a bit of a hurry right now.

But the demon spirit was clearly a little angry. "Teach you not to lie down, don't lie down, you think I'm kidding you, right?"

When he got angry, there was a poem that could be described: he likes children and scoundrels the most, and all kinds of little ruffians have come out.

"Do you think you're very capable? Are the two of us liars? So what do you want me to do? Suspicious people don't need to be employed, don't you understand? ”

"Read the books of the sages in vain! dzz! You two brothers come all the way to have fun? I tell you! Don't think that the two of us are idle rich second generations, or that the gangsters have nothing to do, and they can support themselves when they are full, so we can open a website here to help people solve supernatural events. ”

The four of them lowered their heads and watched the demon spirit sit on the bed of the little Internet celebrity with his chest crossed and Erlang's legs crossed and lost his temper.

I didn't interject, and directly put on the appearance of a black-faced god - the demon spirit is giving them a dismount, I can't be a good person.

And these stupid kids really need education, we're really not those boring people looking for a sense of existence, if it weren't for the good feelings of a few people in their dormitory that reminded me of the beautiful college days of broken melons and purity, I would definitely not help these little kids.

I looked at them coldly, and after a while, they collectively bowed their heads and bowed, "I'm sorry, I beg Mr. for help." ”

The demon spirit's tone relaxed slightly, but his tone was still cold. "If you really think about that little Internet celebrity lying in the hospital, you shouldn't listen to me and think about everything so easily. I'll tell you now," he patted the bed beside him, "and this bed is already surrounded by seven or eight imps. When your good roommate sleeps, those imps are really back to back, face to face, mouth to mouth, or even lying next to him, looking at him in the dark. ”

I shuddered when I said that.

You say, if you don't know it, there's a faint shadow looking at you: from the time you listen to a song before you go to bed to the time you wake up and open your eyes, maybe he's talking to you. What is this experience, I don't think the gods on Zhihu may be able to give the right answer.

I'm a little cold on my back, not to mention the children, they were directly stunned, not to mention that they also saw two companions in front and behind who listened to the footsteps and heard a nervous breakdown.

"Uh...... So what should we do? It doesn't seem like it's okay to call the police...... "A few of them have no masters, and they don't have any ideas at all."

To put it shamelessly, I rely on talent for everything, and the demon spirit relies on his rich experience and knowledge, so he is very calm.

The demon spirit said to everyone, "You go out, and only our brothers and sisters will be left." Rotten peach blossoms, you set up a formation for me, remember to lock the door when you leave. ”

After only the two of us were left in the room, the demon spirit slowly pulled out rune paper, potions, and other things from his backpack. While muttering, "This kind of small role is really a waste." If it weren't for the fact that the relationship between a few people was really good, I wouldn't have helped. ”

"You know what's going on? These little ghosts are easy to play? "I'm not curious.

"No, look over there." He pointed to the table of the little Internet celebrity, "A table of figures." ”

"Figurines? So? I asked, puzzled.

The Wisp threw me a huge white eye.

"You don't know that something with an expression is placed in the room to attract a ghost? It's basic common sense! ”

I scratched my head, "Isn't that superstition?" ”

……

The conversation did not continue.

The demon spirit put away all the figurines and put them in his bag, "This thing is salted and second-handed, and it will definitely make a lot of money." ”

"Huh? Do you follow other people's things? "I was simply breathtaking.

"Nonsense, otherwise why do you think I don't let them watch?" The demon spirit didn't think so, put the last figure in the bag, and patted the bag, "Of course, there is another reason." ”

"What is the reason?"

"You don't have to fight and don't need to chant a spell, just paste a charm and solve it, these little ghosts will definitely not be convinced, and they will think that I have fooled people when they turn around."

I was speechless for a while, "You...... It's good to be happy......"

We stayed for more than an hour, and then the demon spirit lit a stick of incense when he went out, and took it straight out of the room.

"I'll lure these little ghosts out, wait until I can't talk to those little ghosts, you stop them from coming to me, otherwise it's easy to be left behind."

I saw that he looked solemn and immediately nodded.

Luckily, everything went well.

We had dinner together, and when we paid the bill, the hospital called, saying that the little Internet celebrity and the dead classmate Xiao Zhao were all right, and the four of them were overjoyed.

"Let's go to the hospital, we'll pay." The demon spirit smiled goodbye to them and watched them run away, "What a child. ”

I scolded him, "Aren't you the same?" Actually, you're smaller than all four of them. ”

The demon spirit cut off, not much of me, and after a while, he lowered his head, "I actually envy that they have such a good relationship." I haven't even spoken to my brother, and I haven't had many friends since high school. ”

When he said this, he patted me on the shoulder, "If you are free, get together with my brother and them more, friends often don't contact, and the relationship will be dispersed." ”

I nodded.

When I returned to Dihu Villa that night, I was quite touched and immediately made a phone call to Pogua.

"How are you doing?"

The voice of the broken melon is still as flirtatious as ever, "Yes, I have time to have a meal, and I have returned to China in purity." ”