Chapter 1: Chun-Li
"In Xia Chunli, please advise. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
When Zuo Xiaoyou opened a door and saw the street scenery of Huaguo in the 80s in front of him, as well as a beautiful girl wearing a blue split cheongsam practice uniform, black silk, white boots, and a white bag, he was stunned.
"It's ...... What is the situation? ”
He obviously opened the door of the house as usual and prepared to go to work! Why does the scenery change completely after opening the door?
Looking back...... That's right, it's my own home!
Turning his head to look at the girl in front of him, this image is no different from Chun-Li in the street fighter game he played. What is the difference...... It's probably the pair of big thick legs that countless players have criticized that have become much thinner, and it's completely a beautiful girl with a golden ratio. Just look at the momentum on her body...... Girl, you are so fierce.
Zuo Xiaoyou was about to sigh, but saw the girl fly up, and the soles of the white boots lit up, getting closer and closer, closer and closer, and finally kicked in his face flawlessly...... Ten rings, full marks.
Then Zuo Xiaoyou fainted.
……
When Zuo Xiaoyou opened his eyes again, he found the familiar ceiling, turned his head to look at the desk and bookshelf opposite, and it was still very familiar. That's right, it's my own home.
"Hu ......" stretched his waist: "It turned out to be a dream." Touching his face, he felt a faint pain: "It's such a real dream, it hurts when I wake up." ”
"I don't think Your Excellency is dreaming." A somewhat gentle, sweet female voice sounded in his ears, sat up left and right, and saw a familiar girl standing against the window, with a hint of a smile in her eyes, making his little heart flutter: "Chunli? ”
"Exactly down there." The girl named Chun-Li nodded with a smile.
"......" Zuo Xiaoyou buried his face between his hands: "Let me be slow." ”
After a while, Zuo Xiaoyou immediately got out of bed and went to open the door. When I opened the door, I saw the street scene of the 80s in China, in broad daylight, many small shops, pedestrians riding bicycles, and aunts washing clothes in front of the faucet......
Turning his head to look at Chunli again, the whole person is not good: Am I wearing it? Or do you wear it with your own rented small house?
Pointing to the street scene: "Where are you from?" ”
Chun-Li nodded.
"......" Zuo Xiaoyou leaned against the door and smiled: "Why did you kick me before?" Still kicking in the face? ”
Chun-Li smiled, "Because you're the one who wants to clear the level, I have to stop you." ”
"What clearance?" Something seems to be wrong.
Chun Li shook her head: "I don't know, but a voice in the dark told me that you are the one who wants to clear the level of our twelve people nine times in a row, and our task is to do everything in our power to prevent you from clearing the level." ”
"......" rubbed his temples, closed the door, and climbed on the bed to cover the quilt: "Good night." ”
Chun-Li: "......"
After a few minutes, Zuo Xiaoyou sat up again: "I can't sleep." Seeing that Chunli was still there, he pinched his thigh hard: "Hiss~~~~~~~~~"
It hurts.
Seeing his behavior, Chun Li pursed her lips and chuckled: "This is not a dream, if you want to leave this world, then do your best to defeat the twelve of us!" After a pause, he added, "Nine times in a row." ”
Zuo Xiaoyou rubbed his thighs and asked, "Why do you want to hit nine times?" ”
"Every time we clear a level, we are doubled." Chun-Li smiled, "It's good for us too." ”
"......" Zuo Xiaoyou didn't dare to look in the mirror, he guessed that his face must be very wonderful at this time.
But......
"Didn't you have a grudge against that policeman for killing your father, why did you become a gang with him?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked.
Chun-Li looked at him, blinked, and said, "No! ”
"Huh?" Zuo Xiaoright's eyes widened: "Really? ”
"Hmm." Chun-Li smiled: "That's just the identity arranged by the game designer at will, just like acting, I just played such a role, but I don't really have any father-killing vendetta with Vega." ”
"This ......" left and right were even more confused: "You're not Chunli?" ”
"I'm Chun-Li." Chun-Li nodded: "But there is no identity setting as you mentioned." Paused: "If I had to say it, the other eleven people were real people who were out of the game's setting. Can you understand that? ”
“……”
Zuo Xiaoyou wiped the sweat from his head and said, "I probably understand, but I don't understand." Since you are real people, how are you strengthened if I clear it once? ”
Chun-Li shook her head: "I just knew it would be strengthened, but how it would be strengthened is not clear. Frowning slightly: "But those don't matter, I just want to do my best to improve my strength and become a powerful martial artist." ”
"Is that your dream?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked.
"Dreams?" Chun-Li lowered her head and pondered for a moment, then shook her head: "It's not a dream, maybe ...... Just like it! ”
Zuo Xiaoyou nodded, got out of bed and turned on the computer, and finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that it could be turned on normally. Then he clicked on the icon of a single-player large-scale game, selected the character of Chunli, and asked, "Is your martial arts the same as this?" ”
Chunli silently walked to his side and stood still, looking at herself in the game screen, and suddenly became angry: "This is not me at all, how can my legs be so thick!" ”
"Uh......" Zuo Xiaoyou glanced at Chun-Li's legs, although they looked full of strength, they were indeed beautifully shaped, no different from ordinary women, and they were very long......
Coughed dryly: "The game is designed like this, and we players can't help it." After a pause: "But as the only woman in Street Fighter, or a beauty, many male players like you." ”
Chun-Li finally had a smile on her face, but the next sentence from Zuo Xiao and the right made her sunny and cloudy.
"It's just weak."
Smack-
Chunli clapped her hands on Zuo Xiao's shoulders, a smile on the corner of her mouth, but her eyes were gloomy: "You just ...... Say what? ”
"......" felt an increasingly powerful grip on his shoulder, and a cold sweat broke out on his left and right back, "No...... It's nothing. ”
"No, you said it." Chun-Li was still sneering: "You said I was weak. ”
I'm going to break my shoulder......
Zuo Xiaoyou cried with a sad face: "It's just a problem with the game setting!" You have strong melee ability, strong throwing, and strong cracked feet, but without long-range containment, you can easily be defeated by characters such as red and white men and American GIs, which is recognized among players, so players who use you are very rare, and even if you do, it is difficult to beat others. ”
Thinking of the abilities of those people that Zuo Xiaoyou said, Chunli's face was cloudy. Indeed, compared to the red and white and American GIs, although he has no fear in close combat, his long-range containment ability is almost zero, and he is indeed not an opponent if he really wants to fight. But......
"So you have to clear as many levels as possible." Chun-Li's tone sank: "I can feel that as long as you clear the level five times, I will have a long-range wave attack in the sixth round, and at that time, even if I face Ryu and Ken, I can still win!" ”
"Still with this?" Zuo Xiaoyou looked confused.
Chunli nodded and said with a smile: "If you can clear the level eight times, I will have the fluctuation ability of Takashi and Ken in the ninth round, and it is also a multi-wave scattering, covering a very wide area, which is difficult to dodge." ”
"Isn't it!" Zuo Xiaoyou suddenly remembered a version of Street Fighter: "Then when Long and Ken are going to make a whole row of waves when they ascend to the dragon fist?" ”
Chun-Li shook her head: "I can only sense changes in myself, as for the others, I don't know. ”
"Is that ......" Although Chun-Li has no answer here, just from the changes she said, it reminds him of Street Fighter's version of the dragon. There were six changes in that version:
01: Before the character starts the battle, both characters will float into the air.
02: The speed of the character, the speed of punches and kicks becomes very fast (some characters do not have punches and heavy punches because of this).
03: The moves have also been modified to a certain extent, such as the dragon fist of Takashi and Ken with a wave punch when they make a move.
04: Characters that can only be charged to make moves have been changed to characters that do not need to be charged to make moves. Such as Vega's electric shock punch, Baison's heavy punch, etc.
05: The game has been modified so that the character can also perform special moves in the air.
06: You can change your character during the match.
Zuo Xiaoyou had played this version before, but because it was so perverted, the balance of the game completely collapsed, so he played it a few times and found it boring, so he stopped playing. From Chunli's description just now, he really remembered the dragon version. If the abilities of these twelve people reach the setting of the dragon descending version in the ninth round, will he be able to survive with his small physique?
Not to mention anything else, Ken and Long brought out a series of waves with a single dragon fist, and they couldn't dodge it at all, so they could only defend. But the defense wave will also consume life, if Ken and Long play hooligans, strings of ascending dragons, even if they grind, they can grind him to death.
Thinking of that picture, Zuo Xiaoyou shuddered, and prayed in his heart: Ken, Long, don't play hooligan!
"That's right." Just thinking about the customs clearance, Zuo Xiaoyou still has a lot of questions: "Chunli, if I fail the customs clearance process, I won't die, right?" ”
"No, it won't." Chunli shook her head: "At most, it will be seriously injured, just rest for a while." ”
"Uh......" Zuo Xiaoyou asked, "Is there a limit to the number of times I can fail?" What about time constraints? ”
"Don't worry!" Chun-Li smiled, "There are no restrictions, the only limit is: if you can't clear the level nine times, you can never leave this space." ”
"Uh......" Zuo Xiaoyou looked at her and said, "If you are always accompanied by a great beauty like you, it doesn't hurt if you never leave!" ”
"Say...... What kind of bastard are you talking about......" Chun Li's face was slightly red, and she rolled her eyes: "Hooligan." ”
"Hehe......" smiled, and asked Zuo Xiaoyou: "By the way, I don't have much to eat at home, what if I'm hungry?" ”
"Don't worry!" Chunli calmed down and said, "If you are hungry, you can go to a restaurant outside to eat, and if you don't want to eat outside, you can also buy vegetables and cook them yourself." After a pause: "It's all free." ”
"That's good." Zuo Xiaoyou breathed a sigh of relief, as long as the problem of eating could be guaranteed, he had nothing to worry about.
"Huh?" In an instant, another question suddenly came to mind: "By the way, what if I can't pass the level in a hundred years?" I'm not going to die of old age, am I? ”
"No, it won't." Chunli said: "After you come to this world, your physical lifespan will be frozen forever. He smiled slightly: "The same is true of the twelve of us, otherwise how could we accompany you to fight nine rounds!" ”
"That's really good news." Zuo Xiaoyou is very happy, although he has to face nine rounds of battle, and is even destined to be injured and recuperate, but as long as he can live forever, no matter how many difficulties and obstacles there are ahead, he is not afraid.
"That's right." He really had too many questions to know: "Are people in the outside world real?" Can I communicate with them? ”
"Yes." Chunli nodded and said, "They all have a certain amount of intelligence, but they can only store a day's memories. ”
"What do you mean?" Left and right frowned.
Chun Li looked at him meaningfully and said, "That is to say, even if you meet them today and become friends with them, they will forget you the next day." ”
“…… I see. Zuo Xiaoyou nodded slightly, and said with a wry smile: "Maybe this is also a kind of protection for me!" ”
"If only you could think so." Chunli smiled slightly: "How are you resting now?" Do you want to fight me? ”
"Not yet." Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head again and again, although he had learned a few hands from some dragon and tiger martial artists, but they were all showmanship, and there was no need to fight with a 'street fighter' like Chunli.
"What I need most now is training." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "With my current ability, I can't beat you without three or five years of penance, and now it's purely to find abuse." ”
The corners of Chunli's lips curled, and she said, "You are indeed very weak now, and you can't even withstand my ordinary kick with three points." ”
"...... "Is the kick that stunned me just a three-point force?" Sister, how strong you are!
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled bitterly: "It seems that I really have to train hard." There was a pause: "Sister, can you be my coach?" ”
"Sister?" Chun-Li pointed to her face and sneered, "Am I that old?" Brother! ”
"Uh......" Zuo Xiaoyou laughed dryly: "You seem to be born in 1968 in the game setting, and I was born in 1985, in fact, I think I can call you Auntie." ”
"......" Chun-Li's face was gloomy, grabbed the left and right collars, pulled him up, and roared: "It doesn't matter what year I was born, but I'm 24 years old!" 24 years old! Always 24 years old! Not a sister! Not even an aunt! You bastard give me a memory! ”
"......" saw that he was a 1.85 meter old man who was picked up and spat like a chick by Chunli, Zuo Xiaoyou was very helpless, I didn't expect that people like Chunli would also care about their age, too, after all, it is a woman, who would admit that she is old and decrepit! What's more, Chunli has a beautiful appearance, and she looks much younger than 24 years old, and those who don't know think she is only eighteen years old!
In comparison, although he was born in 85 years and is 17 years younger than Chunli, he is indeed a real uncle who has lived for 30 years. was called aunt by a 30-year-old uncle, and it was strange that Chun-Li didn't go crazy.