Xie Tingning is in Beijing, how could he not know the "good story" of the talented princess and the prostitute and the ugly girl?

His scalp tingled one after another. The things that the weirdos sang appeared one by one at this flower-viewing fair.

Who is the actor on stage? Who is the audience?

Since the audience is all in this cherry blossom viewing show, where is the stage? Where's the play on the stage?!

No, none of these are the scariest of the two, the scariest of all is ......

Xie Tianning didn't dare to think about it anymore, so he only lowered his head and blindly ate tea.

After eating too much tea, I want to go to the toilet.

When I think of going to the toilet, I think of Liu Chuan's miserable death, where do you dare to go to the thatched house? If I don't go, I'm really panicking, and when I panic, I can't stop in my hands, and I eat tea again...... After repeating this several times, a face sometimes turned red, sometimes pale with suffocation, only to feel that the whole person was soaked, and his eyes were filled with tears.

"Good nephew, do you have something on your mind?" His aunt, Princess Zhaoguo, didn't let him be quiet.

Xie Taning wanted to cry without tears: "My nephew is drunk, can I go back to rest?" ”

The eldest princess of Zhaoguo said with a smile: "Before the banquet, how can my nephew get drunk?" It's boring. She turned to Xuanyuan Wuxie, "Imperial nephew, arrange a cool pavilion, let Xie Tanning rest for a while, and come over for luncheon." ”

Xuanyuan innocently motioned to his henchman maid Hongluo: "Good life to place Xie Shizi." ”

Xie Tingning's eyelids jumped, and he always felt that the word "good life" was meaningful.

The carrot led him out of the main hall, crossed a white jade bridge, and went to an octagonal water pavilion.

The maid led him into the door, and did not leave, but slanted at him with her eyes.

Seeing that he looked stunned, she pinched her voice slightly: "Shizi, it's windy by the water, how about the slave close the window for you?" ”

"Huh?" Xie Qianning raised his eyebrows and eyelids, "It's okay to close it or not." ”

"That's... The slave is gone? ”

Xie Tanning waved his hand. It's not that he's not unamorous, it's just that at the moment... People have three urgencies.

The carrot pursed her lips and walked out with a blessing. Xindao: Just a romantic man like you, you want me, I don't want to follow you!

When she arrived at the door, she suddenly heard Xie Tianning calling her: "You wait." ”

The carrot was overjoyed, hurried back to him, and said shyly: "The son... What else is commanded? ”

"You," he said, pointing to the teapot on the table, "take this down and pour it out." Give me the heat change. ”

Carrot's chest tightened for a while, and while he was unprepared, she glanced at him, picked up the teapot and knocked out of the pavilion.

It turned out that when Xie Qianning waved her hand to let her go down, the bag of "Daughter Jiao" in her sleeve fell out. He was even frightened today, where did he dare to drug Xuanyuan Wuxie? I just hope that I will be dispersed in peace and escape from this place of right and wrong.

Seeing that there was a big teapot on the table, he threw the "daughter Jiao" into it and ordered the maid to take it and pour it.

The carrot cursed Xie Tianning as she walked.

When I got to the pantry, I met Qingsu. Qingsu is also Xuanyuan Wuxie's personal maidservant, and she also took a teapot at this time.

was angry, and when he saw that Qingsu was also displeased, he asked her, "Who upset you?" ”

Qing Su paused for the teapot in his hand: "The master ordered me to take a good look at this pot of purple bamboo shoots, and it must not pass through anyone's hands, but only serve it to the prince of Qiwang." I held this teapot all morning, and my hands were sore. Fang Cai got a free time and asked the master, but who knew that she was annoyed, and she didn't say how to deal with it. If the son of the world doesn't come, I'll just carry a teapot here and wait for a lifetime? ”

"Shhhh I don't have any eyesight! The prince is sick, and the eldest princess is pressing our master again, how can you tell her not to be annoyed? You didn't hide from her, secretly disposed of this tea, and even made her come to her to talk about it, for me, I will also annoy you! ”

"So what should I do?"

Carrot's eyes rolled: "It's better like this - your pot of tea, it's still hot?" ”

"Yes. Why don't you use it when you can use it, and you can't recook it when it's cold? ”

"Hmph, it's cheap that Xie Taning!" Carrot stuffed the teapot in her hand to Qing Su, took Qing Su's pot of purple bamboo shoots, and said, "You take this to heat it up, serve it to the eldest princess, and find an opportunity to secretly tell the master that this tea is the overnight leftover tea in the Xiliang Pavilion, and she must not be annoyed by you." ”

"And this purple shoot—"

"Borrow flowers and offer Buddha! Save me from making tea for Xie Tanning again. ”

So the two maids exchanged teapots in their hands. The purple bamboo shoots prepared by Xuanyuan Wuxian for Lin Shaoge were presented to Xie Tanning in Xiliang Pavilion through the hands of Qingsu and carrots. And the pot of overnight cold tea mixed with Xie Qianning's "daughter Jiao" was scalded by Qingsu on the stove and presented to the eldest princess of Zhaoguo in the main hall.

This mistake, even if it is the strange person who sings, I can't guess it.

In that pot of purple bamboo shoots, Xuanyuan Wuxian was given the palace medicine "Emperor Grace". Her filthy mind is that she even hides her most henchman, the carrot Qingsu.

She didn't want anyone to know that she needed drugs to get a man.

The two flavors of love medicine also occurred after taking it for half an hour.

So Xie Tingning drank the tea, and he didn't feel that it was wrong.

Just when the maid went to make tea, he opened the back window and took a hearty break against the lake, which was physically and mentally comfortable. The lake was shallow, and the noise seemed to be a heavenly sound, dispelling the clouds in his heart.

He almost left the girl called "Carrot" behind.

If you have a beautiful woman's heart, how can you brush her mind? However, she is the person next to the innocent, and she can only sigh that she has no fate! Let's go!

Xie Tanning laughed and sighed for a while, and felt for a moment that he had turned into a strange man like a fairy mentioned in the play.

If you look at the fire, you can point to the country, you are handsome, and your white clothes are flying.

At this moment, he has successfully retreated, leaving only a back, which makes all beings look up!

It's a pity that Hongyan broke his bowels for him!

"Kiss my obedient ......" Xie Qianning looked infatuated, facing the breeze on the lake, tilted his body and head, and spread his arms, as if to embrace the blue sky on the opposite bank.

……

Squatting among the branches on the opposite bank were Li Qing and the judge.

"Poof!" Li Qing spat out a mouthful of spittle, "Judge old man, look at this Xie Tanning, one moment he will pee in the lake, and the other time he will be in heat at you and me, did he take the wrong medicine?" ”

The judge grimaced and said, "Hmm." ”

Li Qing said again: "Only this one place can see the entire princess's mansion at a glance." This Xie Qianning wants to come up and dirty his eyes! Alas...... Although the master didn't confess, since Miss Qin is here, she must ensure that she goes back safely. ”

The judge said, "Yes. ”

Li Qing was speechless: "You say, do you hope that this flower will be in trouble, or does you not want this flower to be in trouble?" That little guy knocked Liu Chuan unconscious and pushed him into the manure tank, why did you stop me and not save people? ”

The judge frowned: "Stink." ”

Li Qing also frowned: "Don't learn from him." Not like, really not. ”

The judge was silent: "Really? ”

"Hmm."

"Li Qing," he sighed, "you're really annoying sometimes. ”