Chapter 1: Wormholes
If it weren't for the other two fools who lowered the average IQ value, Li Yi, one of the three fools, would not be stupid at all.
On the contrary, Li Yi is a high-achieving student, graduated from a prestigious university, has a double master's degree in psychology and industrial design, and after graduation, he was retained by his supervisor to teach and prepare to study for a doctorate.
But when a wormhole inexplicably appeared in the rental house, Li Yi's fate was unrecognizable.
"This is walking through a wormhole."
Li Yi pointed to the swirling wormhole that was leaning on half of the wall at home with a light blue light, and then pushed the glasses frame on the bridge of his nose, his expression was very indifferent.
"I'll you! What a wicked door! ”
Shan Liangwei, one of the three fools who was invited by Li Yi to visit, screamed, waved his fist, and his excitement overflowed: "Is it really a wormhole that can be traversed!?" Tsk,Then can we unify the whole country like the protagonist in the novel.,Be an emperor and raise some Lori harem or something? …… No, no, no, we want to unify the earth and unify the world, we want to ......"
Without waiting for Shan Liang YY to end, the third fool Xu Wei, who didn't seem to be too enthusiastic about this matter, took a bite of the ham, and said indifferently while chewing: "How can you be sure that this is an existence that passes through a wormhole, not a human body crusher?" What should I do if something happens? ”
"I've done a lot of experiments."
Li Yi, who has always been rigorous, explained: "As long as objects that come into contact with the body, including living creatures, can pass, and I have personally walked through it once, and the process is safe." It's very desolate, it's in a big canyon, the environmental conditions are suitable for human survival, and there are no adverse reactions when you come back. However, I just went over and took a look and hurried back, and I don't know exactly what kind of time-traveling world it is. ”
The second fool Shan Liang smiled on the side: "Great! Since I can pass safely, I have to wear it! It doesn't matter what kind of world it is, preferably ancient, then it will be developed! If it's otherworldly...... Don't be afraid, we have so many otherworldly crossing novels as a foundation, how can we not mix too badly! ”
The third fool Xu Wei was a big fat man, still chewing the ham sausage unmoved, shaking his fat head and singing in the opposite tone: "Even if you can pass through safely, it's not so easy to survive after passing, right?" Well, I think it's good to stay in the world now, although it's a bit frustrated, but you can't starve, if you go there, maybe food and clothing will be a big problem. ”
"You dead fat man knows how to eat! Can you pursue it a little? ”
Shan Liang hated the iron and slapped off the remaining half of the ham in Xu Wei's hand, glared at the other party and roared: "A little self-motivated, okay!" You're running for three now, relying on your parents' relationship to become a community policeman, or a temporary establishment. With your foodie virtue, if it weren't for your parents' help, would your salary be enough? With your body shape and conditions, when will your wife and children be able to have a place? If you go there, what do you want? ”
Xu Wei was not angry, he picked up the ham that fell on the ground with a smile, rubbed it casually twice with his trouser leg and stuffed it into his mouth, squeezing two small eyebrows and said, "Actually, it doesn't matter if I don't pull me over or not, right?" People travel through the protagonist in the novel, a person used to be mixed up, and the two of you can just mean it in the past, lest the natives over there say that we are bullying. ”
Shan Liang suddenly cried and laughed: "The dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, it is hopeless!" ”
Li Yidao: "It's not a joke to engage in crossing. The protagonist of the novel has the aura of the protagonist, and he is naturally not afraid of heaven and earth, and he can turn danger into a disaster no matter what difficulties and dangers he encounters. But it's unrealistic for us to travel through the past and have illusions, and one thing Lao Xu said is right, survival is a big problem in the first place, so I didn't go through it alone, but called you both together. If everyone goes over to the group together, there will be some kind of care, and maybe they can really make a career. ”
"Lao Li, thank you so much! Having such an opportunity to think of me for the first time, enough buddy! ”
Shan Liang is a typical opportunist and adventurist, and he is quite frustrated in this world, so he doesn't care about the risk of crossing or anything, and now his mind is full of all kinds of wonderful fantasies after crossing, even if this is a road of no return, he must seize this opportunity to cross that may change his life.
Xu Wei, who had just solved the ham sausage, took out a bag of potato chips out of nowhere, unpacked it and ate it crunched, while echoing: "Yes, Lao Li." Whether I wear it or not, I remember this affection. ”
Seeing that Xu Wei never said anything, Li Yi, who holds a master's degree in psychology, was not worried at all, nor did he ask the other party's attitude, but said to the two of them: "I have observed and recorded that the energy through the wormhole is constantly dissipating, and the side length of the entrance will shrink by about 1CM every day. It is expected that in another 1 month at most, people will not be able to enter, at least with the body shape of Xu Fat, it will not be able to pass, so this matter must be prepared quickly. ”
Speaking of this, Li Yi instructed Xu Wei: "You should strengthen your exercise, lose weight, and regulate your appetite within a month and a half." At the same time, you will have to help prepare some expedition equipment, and I will give you the list of items later, so you can prepare according to the above. If possible, it's a good idea to have access to a firearm and matching ammunition. ”
Xu Wei, who was originally a military fan, thought for a while and said: "It's easy to say that non-prohibited equipment is not a big problem, and some equipment that plays side balls shouldn't be a big problem." But firearms, it's hard to get in China, although I'm a film policeman, but basically can't touch firearms, even if I can get in touch, it's just a very rubbish 9MM police revolver. In the first two years, I might have been able to get military firearms by relying on my dad's connections, but this is a big deal, and my dad injured his head in the line of duty last year, and now he is in the nature of a semi-retirement......"
"Don't force it." Li Yi waved his hand and said, "The basic principle is not to cause trouble to your family. ”
Shan Liang on the side couldn't help but look Xu Wei up and down: "Listen to what you mean...... Do you seem to be going to wear it? ”
Xu Wei glanced at the other party: "I didn't say I didn't wear it, I was just worried about the future food." As he spoke, he touched his big belly with some concern.
"Hah, that's interesting!"
Shan Liang was overjoyed, and reached out to hold Xu Wei's shoulder, but his height was only 168, while Xu Wei was as high as 192CM, and in the end he just hooked the other party's arm and barely understood.
Li Yi turned his gaze to Shan Liang: "You also have a lot of things to prepare, and the list of items to be sent to you later." ”
Shan Liang suddenly turned from joy to sorrow, and twisted: "Boss, I'm very poor......"
Li Yi waved his hand: "It's okay, I still have some savings, I don't have a lot of money, I still have tens of thousands of small ones, anyway, the money is useless after the past, until it is spent cleanly!" ”
Shan Liang's eyes rolled: "I'm afraid tens of thousands of yuan is not enough, in fact, we can buy and sell it, and bring some things from this world to sell over there, so that if we make money, we can buy more materials and bring them over." ”
"I don't know what kind of world it's like over there."
Li Yi shook his head, pointed to the wormhole on the wall and said, "Even if it is ancient, even if we can pour something and sell it, I am afraid that the energy of this wormhole is not enough to support us to travel back and forth many times." The three of us may only have one chance to cross with us, and we probably won't be able to come back after we pass. ”
Speaking of this, Li Yi glanced at the two of them and said, "So you two have to think clearly, this is likely to be a crossover that cannot be turned back." ”
Shan Liang from a single-parent family shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said: "There is nothing I can't let go, I am single, the old man retired from a state-owned enterprise last year, and the pension is enough for him to provide for his old age, and I can't talk about any father-son relationship with him." ”
Xu Wei hesitated for a moment, and finally said with red eyes: "Although my parents are just ordinary clerks, after all, they are from the Provincial Public Security Department, and the treatment is not bad, and there will definitely be no problem in providing for the elderly in the future." They didn't have anything to say to me, just look at how fat I could be. Maybe without me, their burden can be reduced a lot, I have not worried about them in my life, and it is time for them to live in peace. ”
Li Yi patted Xu Wei's back at the right time to express comfort, and everything was silent.
Shan Liang on the side couldn't help but say; "Lao Li, if you want to talk about it, you have a successful career, you don't have to worry about food and clothing, and you have a long talent. It's probably a bit more than worth it for you to go there......"
Li Yi sighed and said, "If this wormhole hadn't appeared, of course I would have followed the steps...... However, "
As he spoke, Li Yi took a deep breath, his expression became firm, and he had always been calm, and he couldn't suppress his emotions at this time, and said in a deep voice: "Do you know what is behind this wall?" It's an opportunity to change the course of your life! It's a new world! Perhaps, we can change that world and own that world! ”
Shan Liang slapped his thigh: "That's good!" Speaking to my heart! That's what I thought! ”
Xu Wei's cute face actually showed a trace of hideousness at this moment: "Yes! Either you don't go, or you have to do something big! ”
Li Yi returned to his usual indifference and waved his hand: "I'll emphasize a few precautions first, and then everyone will prepare separately ......"