"Open the door!"

Jurdan shouted when he arrived at the house.

"Coming" came the voice of a woman as nice as a yellow oriole from inside the door, and with a creak of the door, it revealed an ugly face.

She was none other than Jurdan's wife.

Seeing this face, Zhu Erdan was even more atmospheric, although he was made fun of by others because of his stupidity, but his wife's ugliness made him unable to raise his head.

"Xianggong, what did you carry back?" Zhu's wife only saw her father-in-law coming back with a black thing on his back, and couldn't help asking.

"What do you do so much!" Zhu Erdan scolded again, "Why don't you go and get the wine quickly, beware that I divorced you!" ”

Zhu's wife knew that Xianggong was ridiculed outside, she nodded aggrievedly, and hurriedly went to get wine, but she still whispered, "Xianggong, please drink less, it's not good for your health." ”

"Get out of here, don't delay me and the great god drinking here!"

Jurdan entered the house, placed the idol on the table, and blasted his wife out.

Closing the door and changing his smiling face, Zhu Erdan said, "Great God, the wine is ready"

The mud was like a wriggling, and it really turned into a land judgment!

When I looked closer, I only felt that it was more powerful than the statues in the temple.

"Haha, what a fragrant wine!"

Lu Juan picked up the wine bowl and drank it, very arrogant, and seeing that Lu Juan liked his own wine very much, Zhu Erdan was also very happy.

The two drank and had fun late at night, and couldn't help but talk about writing poems.

"There is wine and food, why don't we write poems again"

Zhu Erdan nodded again and again: "I'll write a sentence!" ”

He opened his mouth but paused, only to feel something in his throat but couldn't spit it out.

After a while, Zhu Erdan closed his mouth and took a bitter drink from the wine bowl on the table.

"Don't hide it from the gods, I'm clumsy, and I can't write good poems at all."

How could I think of Lu Juan laughing: "What's so difficult about this?" Wait until I find you a literary champion heart for you to change, and then poetry will not be readily available? ”

"Can you change your heart?" Jurdan was overjoyed.

"I'm a fairy, it's just a trivial change of heart, you wait for me, I'll come when I go!" After that, Lu Juan pushed the door and walked out, turning into a gust of wind and disappearing.

The wind didn't blow very quickly, and it ended up in a yard.

"Wow!" The yellow dog on a leash in the yard barked wildly in the wind.

"Hehe, just take your heart!" Feng Landing was not a land judge, but a demon who was wearing a painted skin before, it stepped forward and slapped the yellow dog unconscious, and skillfully disemboweled and took out the dog's heart.

Then he turned into a demon wind and left again.

Zhu Erdan, who had been waiting for a long time, suddenly saw the door open, and the great god Lu Juan walked in with a burden, and when he opened it, he saw that it was a heart, and it was still fluttering.

"Hurry up and get in bed. on, I'll change it for you while it's hot."

Jurdan did not doubt it, but lay down in bed happily. on the unfastened clothes.

Lu Juan walked to the side of the bed and cut open his chest and abdomen in front of Zhu Erdan,

An unspeakable pain stimulated Zhu Erdan's brain, this is the pain of being disemboweled.

After that, a heart was taken out by Lu Juan, who shook it in front of Zhu Erdan and said, "Look, this heart has only nine out of ten tricks, and no matter how hard you study, you won't have good literary talent." ”

"Only nine out of ten tricks?"

I don't know anything.

took out the dog's heart and pressed it on Zhu Erdan's chest, Lu Juan pressed his chest with both hands, and the wound grew after a while, but there was a red line in the chest.

"Great God, what have you eaten?" Zhu Erdan sat up and asked, "Why is there a red corner of the mouth?" ”

Hurriedly wiped the blood off his lips, Lu Juan shook his head, "The spell just now hurt the muscles and bones, and it damaged the true yuan."

"It turned out that I hurt the great god" Zhu Erdan, who changed the heart of a dog, was even more stupid.

"I don't know if there is any way to make you feel better quickly?"

"It's simple...... However......" Lu Juan groaned, and it seemed that something was difficult.

"No matter what, Xiaosheng wants to repay the kindness of changing hearts"

"The local Chenghuang has an elixir in his hand that can help me recover quickly, but I am a yin priest and have no interaction with the Chenghuang...... It's better to do this, you prepare two buckets of black dog blood tomorrow, black dog blood is the best way to drive away evil spirits, go and help Chenghuang wash his golden body, Chenghuang feels your sincerity, and will definitely give you the elixir. ”

Dog blood splashes on the city god, as long as people with a little brain, they will feel wrong, but Zhu Erdan will not, because his heart is a dog's heart.

Early the next morning, Zhu Erdan took the money and went to the street early, ready to buy a black dog to slaughter.

And Song Ying and Li Qi also got up, and as soon as they arrived at the teahouse and wanted to eat breakfast, they heard the boss crying bitterly.

It turned out that the yellow dog he had raised for several years died, and his heart was gouged out, and he died a cruel death.

"In this world, there are all kinds of crazy people" Li Qi sighed, and strengthened his heart to become a city god.

The two of them were also in the mood to eat, so they came to the river early.

This is the big river outside the city of Guobei, the Luo River.

It is four or five miles wide and connects to the Yangtze River, where many people fish for a living.

Song Ying took out the geographical map and didn't find such a place, so she could only say that the geography is different in different worlds.

After waiting for a long time, I suddenly heard an old fisherman wondering, "Why is there a paper boat floating over?" ”

The paper boat is very large, and there are gongs, drums, and children. Boys and girls, left and right guards, and so on.

"Brother Song, I'm going"

"Let's go" Song Ying nodded, Li Qi next to him suddenly fell to the ground, he reached out and found that he was already out of breath.

The paper boat seemed to have picked up someone and floated away along the water.

"You found the last world here, what about me?"

Song Ying didn't know what kind of world he would choose to stop in the end, at least he didn't want to stop now.

"Young man, you friend...... Your friend looks dead! The fishing boss was shocked.

"Dare to ask the old man, how much fish can you catch in a day?"

"Two or three dollars a lot, nothing when a little time"

"Trouble the old man to find a feng shui treasure for my friend's body to bury," he took out an ingot of twenty taels of silver and handed it over, "There is no need for a grand burial, just write on the tombstone the tomb of Guo Beichenghuang Li Qi." ”

After saying that, Song Ying turned around and left, he knew that gods like Chenghuang were incense-eating, so it was better to make a reputation in advance, otherwise what Li Qi did in the next few years might be considered useless.

"It turns out that this person is going to be a city god" Lao Suo was shocked, spent money for Li Qi's beautiful funeral, and chose a treasure land, which cost exactly twenty taels, no more, no less.

Besides, Li Qi, who got on the paper boat and drifted farther and farther, he waved his hand to Song Ying to say hello, but Song Ying turned a blind eye.

He had no choice but to sit on the boat and drift with the flow.

In the end, he came to a high hall, and a group of people gave him test questions, all of which were answers on how to deal with human disputes, which may be difficult in this world, but for Richie, what he learned in the ideological and moral class alone was enough for him to get a full score.

"You will be Guo Beichenghuang in the future" Suddenly, Li Qi found himself wearing an official uniform.

He came out of the high hall in a daze and sat on a sedan chair carried by eight people, with gongs and drums in front of him.

I heard one person ask, "Master, are you sitting tight?" ”

Richie nodded "sit tight"

I felt that the sedan chair flew lightly, and when I looked out, I was driving the clouds.

Soon arrived at the familiar street of Guo Beicheng, and further north was the City God Temple, but suddenly saw an acquaintance.

"Stop, I see an acquaintance"

Zhu Erdan poured the dog's blood on the mud of the city god, and begged for a long time but did not get the elixir.

Although it is a dog's heart, it still has a human brain, and he quickly reacted that he splashed Chenghuang with dog blood!

It's a self-defeating one.

After a stirring spirit, he didn't dare to ask for any panacea, so he ran out with a bucket, and happened to see an eight-carrying sedan chair following countless guards parked in front of him.

Zhu Erdan didn't dare to speak.

"It's Brother Zhu, what are you doing in the morning?"

"It turned out to be Brother Li, are you an official? It's really magnificent," Zhu Erdan thought, he changed to the champion heart, and his achievements in the future will definitely not be low.

Maybe you can sit in a large sedan chair with eight lifts, and you can eat bones every day...... Well? What do you think is eating bones?

"I still have something to do, Brother Li, I'll continue when I'm free" After all, Zhu Erdan left quickly with a bucket.

"Master, I just smelled that scholar's barrel was filled with black dog blood." After Zhu Erdan walked away, a yin man walked to the door of the sedan car and said.