Chapter 7: Human Nature (Part II)
"Sam, I think I should take him to the hospital." Black Bayern said.
Hearing this, Laura, the heroine of the movie, said with a worried face: "Hospital? No, there are basically people in the hospital now. ”
As soon as she said this, Laura's mind was full of corpses, and she couldn't help but cover her mouth and feel sad.
Because she knows that most of the hospital floors are now very low in the height of this tsunami, so the hospital personnel should lose a lot.
Seeing Laura's sad expression, the black Bayern suddenly remembered the tsunami, and knew that his idea was very bad, so he quietly thought about other ways.
"Do you want to use artificial respiration?" Now Mark Jason is like a drowning man, so the supporting actor J.D speaks his mind.
"Boy, are you kidding? He, Superman, sucked the whole of New York into his stomach. The black vagrant, wearing a hat and yellow plastic bags hanging from the sides of his ears, couldn't help but shout in amazement.
As soon as they heard this, the people at the scene were all nerve-wracked, they were the elites of American colleges and universities, and they established their outlook on life and the world under the influence of science, and they couldn't figure out how Mark Jason's stomach could hold so much seawater -
Assuming that the land area of New York is about 789 square kilometers, and the height of the sea water is 10 meters, the multiplication of the two equals the total amount of sea water, that is, the total amount of sea water reaches 7890,000,000 cubic meters of water, if you directly apply the formula of one cubic meter of water and other one ton of water, then the weight of sea water is 7.89 billion tons.
So, they thought it was unbelievable how Superman could compress so much sea water into a belly less than a cubic meter (bloated), and they could lift him easily.
While they were struggling with their brains, the surviving staff of the library also noticed that the sea water outside was gone, and began to go down one after another.
Shen Zhu's ears moved, and the hurried footsteps that he couldn't hear clearly suddenly became clear, knowing that those people upstairs would soon come to the hall on the first floor.
Looking down again, it seems that Superman Mark Jason can't wake up for a short time, so he said loudly: "Hey, you guys hurry up and carry Superman to a hidden place." ”
Hearing these words, the others were confused, and they all looked at Shen Zhu in unison, but they didn't see any action.
At this time, Shen Zhu humorously said: "Do you want to see Superman die in a different way?" ”
How to die?
This word made Sam Hall wake up first.
This tsunami has killed and injured countless people in New York, so among the people who have lost relatives and friends, it is inevitable that some people will have resentment towards Superman, so Superman at this time is really not suitable to show his face, otherwise he will definitely be torn alive by people who have lost their minds.
So he immediately beckoned his partners to hurriedly carry Superman away, and in less than ten seconds after leaving, the survivors came to the hall on the first floor one after another, and then they walked directly out of the door.
At this time, Shen Zhu and them, who were hiding in a corner, the male protagonist Sam Hall was on the outside, he cautiously poked out a little sight, and saw that the survivors were all leaving the outside world, his face was relieved, and he turned around and asked his friend to put the standing Superman flat on the ground.
But Shen Zhu was a little crying and laughing at this time, why did you run you, why did you insist on pulling him.
But when they saw that they were about to put Superman back on the ground, Shen Zhu walked over and said, "Don't be in a hurry to put it down yet, well, put him upside down." ”
"Do you have a way?" The male protagonist Sam Hall asked with some confusion.
"You say, don't you believe in Oriental medicine?" Shen Zhu stood behind Superman and motioned for them to hurry up and get to work.
The male protagonist Sam Hall thought for a while, there was really no way, at this time they couldn't go there, they could only be a dead horse doctor, so he nodded and asked his friend to listen to Shen Zhu's words.
When they turned Superman upside down, Shen Zhu first pressed his hands on the dantian, then took a deep breath, shouted, and slapped Superman's waist keel several times in a row.
"Bang bang."
A few slamming sounds made the protagonists of the movie frown, this is the legendary mysterious oriental medicine, but no matter how you look at it, it looks like practicing palm skills and punching sandbags.
After practicing a set of palm techniques, after Shen Zhu returned to the dantian with both hands, he took back the horse step after exhaling a breath, and when he saw their expressions, he knew that they had vaguely guessed the truth, but they had never really seen the mysterious oriental medical technique, so he was confused for a while, and he didn't dare to ask out loud.
At this point, Shen Zhu's face did not show any shame, but pointed at Superman and said, "Look, Superman won't wake up." ”
Hearing this, they hurriedly noticed the upside-down Superman, at this time, Superman coughed, spit out the foreign body in his throat, and suddenly, a small fish jumped out of his mouth; They then scrambled to put Superman down.
Mark Jason tried to open his eyelids several times, and after a while his whole body regained consciousness, he noticed that there were three or four young faces in front of him, either concerned or nervous, and the first thought in his mind was that they were strangers.
(It should be mentioned here that after that night in Los Angeles, Mark Jason's memory of Shen Zhu has been erased by the World Tree.) )
Then he pushed them away with difficulty, wondering where he was now, and after looking carefully for a while, he realized that he was in the American Public Library, but the floor was full of shards of glass, broken pieces of wood, and other debris, and the walls were no longer as classical and ornate as they were yesterday, with dyes and white sea salt, and many colors mixed together and smeared on the painting walls.
So, Mark Jason didn't recognize him for a moment that he was inside the library.
Long.
Mark Jason felt that his strength had recovered somewhat, so he stood up and thanked Shen Zhu and them.
And the protagonists of the movie are young people after all, and they have said that they are fans of this guy, and they are very grateful to Superman for his rescue.
As soon as the word "rescue" was mentioned, Mark Jason's face suddenly darkened, and he said a little sadly: "But I'm still late." ”
"It's very sudden, and everyone doesn't know about it, so you don't have to blame yourself, Mark." They're already a bunch, so it's a bit of an intimacy to be called above.
"No, you don't know, not long ago, I announced the situation here in New York from Los Angeles, but I didn't expect it to be today." Mark Jason covers his face with one hand.
At this moment, except for Shen Zhu, who was quiet and couldn't see that attitude, the rest of the people looked at each other, they suddenly didn't know what to say next, can they blame Superman, he was preparing for the future of New York before.
However, as soon as he spoke out the omen of the future, New York was immediately in misfortune, so some people who have lost their minds may speculate that it is Superman who is activating his superpowers and unleashing the cursed crow's beak.
At this time, Shen Zhu couldn't help but feel sympathy for Mark Jason in his heart, and he was also lucky, fortunately he was not ready to play by himself.
If Superman were him, he would have been scolded even more, and with this yellow skin on his body, those white people who had lost their minds would have reason to put all the blame on him.
Even, in the case of Los Angeles, they also overturned the previous conclusion, it must have been a scene he wrote and directed himself - otherwise how could such a hurricane suddenly occur, otherwise how could he just appear and extinguish the hurricane.
And at this time, seeing that her idol is so decadent now, the heroine Laura can't help but feel a pain in her heart, in the days of her worship of Superman, what attracts her is not only Superman's handsome appearance, but also his self-confidence that "nothing can knock him down".
"Mark, you're the best, you're the only superman in the world, nothing can knock you down." Laura comforts Superman with the whisper of spring breeze and rain.
At this time, Shen Zhu shifted his gaze to the face of the male protagonist Sam Hall, only to see him calmly smiling at Laura comforting Superman, it seems that he really has no sense of crisis at all, and is not afraid that the flower of the goddess will be picked by Mark Jason, a veteran of the flower bush?
Or is it that all men in America are like this, even if the goddess goes on a "private date" with another man, but at the last moment, the man she chooses is him?
As soon as he thought of this, Shen Zhu couldn't help but think of the scene where the male protagonist and the female protagonist were in the supporting actor school, and the identity of the characters in the scene: an otaku, a goddess, and a local tyrant.
The goddess heroine was surprised by the luxurious canteen of the school of the local tyrant supporting actor.,So the supporting actor who heard it on the side invited the heroine to visit the school alone.,Then the heroine stared at what the otaku male protagonist wanted to say.,The male protagonist was indifferent.。
So the goddess went out to visit with the local tyrant.
Is the male protagonist jealous and jealous, or does he really believe that the female protagonist is a human being, and he is really not afraid that she will be stunned by the local tyrant with money?
Well, the ending of the movie is that the male protagonist wins the heart of the goddess, because he first saved the goddess's life when the tsunami came, and then when the goddess suffered from tetanus, he risked his life to go out to get medicine to save the goddess's life.
But now, there is a superhuman existence of Mark Jason, who is more handsome than the male protagonist, richer than him, more capable than him, and knows how to make women happy better than him, which is completely different from the male protagonist.
Lo and behold, now Mark Jason is grateful for the comfort of the heroine Laura and seems to be interested in her childbirth.
At this time, Shen Zhu, who was speculating on bad taste, saw Mark Jason hugging the heroine Laura with a grateful face, and couldn't help but feel inexplicably excited about the next scene of the duel between the two men:
"Which party finally got the beauty, is it a science otaku or a superpower star?
Now, let's hand over the stage to both sides, and please welcome them in with a round of applause!! ”
……
At this time, the male protagonist Sam Hall glanced curiously at Shen Zhu, whose face was inexplicably excited, and it didn't take long to notice that Shen Zhu's gaze was secretly rotating back and forth between him and Superman.
Before he could ask, the male protagonist's classmate, the black Bayern, had already begun to pay attention to the expressions of everyone at the scene, and when he saw Shen Zhu's appearance, he approached and asked: "Hey, Man, what's your name." "I've met twice, and I haven't known each other's names yet.
"Well, call me 'Shen'." Foreigners always have misunderstandings about Chinese names, and often confuse the two with surnames and first names, so Shen Zhu said so.
"Shen, my name is Bayern, do you see something." The black Bayern gossiped and said.
Shen Zhu has an understanding of the main characters in the movie, and knows that this black Bayern is a black-bellied character who likes to make small jokes, such as when he was on a plane, he saw that the male protagonist was afraid of taking a plane, so he asked the female protagonist about the probability of an accident on the plane; When he was in the supporting actor's cafeteria, he told the male protagonist that the opponent was strong.
"Well, you think Sam is going to punch Mark?" Shen Zhu said with a smile.
"According to my assumption, Sam will first mentally calculate the difference in strength between him and Mark using advanced mathematical formulas, and then eat to suppress the tension."
As soon as the black Bayern's words came out, the male protagonist Sam Hall stopped the hand that was about to reach into his trouser pocket, and then glanced at Shen Zhu and the two casually.