Chapter 1 Gag Xue Luoyan
Luo Yan has known that he can live by gags in his life since he was sensible.
Daddy Xue Qiguan is not big, but he is also in this Qujing City in front of the county order, and he is busy for the people conscientiously; Mother Qin Yuli's one-handed embroidery is even more famous, weddings, funerals, birthdays, and gifts, and there are always rich and noble families who come to ask for clothes and things.
Therefore, Luo Yan has always known that in his life, he is not rich and expensive, but he also does not worry about food and clothing.
Luo Yan doesn't have any lofty ideals, she doesn't want to be a queen, she doesn't want to be a concubine, and she doesn't even have the idea of meeting a prince. The only thing she truly loves may be a "food" left.
Yes, there is nothing wrong with that. Luo Yan is a greedy person, and the degree of greed is probably "I haven't eaten a full meal in my last life, so I am a hungry ghost reincarnated in this life".
Every time the geese fell, they smiled while eating, and said, "But my daughter can't get fat." Mother, don't worry, you have to have a face, you have a figure, you have to have a figure, and you can get married." At this time, Qin Yuli could only smile and shake his head, looking at Luo Yan dotingly.
In addition to the biggest feature of eating, Luo Yan also has a stinky problem, that is, lazy, not the kind of laziness that paralyzes on the bed with functional degradation, nor is it the kind of laziness that does nothing, if you have to describe it, it is probably the kind of laziness of soft bones.
There is no shape when sitting, there is no shape when standing, and even lying down likes to curl up in a ball. Qin Yuli didn't say much about the falling geese for this matter, but every time she was coaxed by the falling geese, slowly. Qin Yuli gave up this kind of thing, thinking that there is only one child in the family, and he will not marry the emperor's relatives in the future, so don't stick to the child's personality.
Qin Yuli's teaching of the wild goose has always been in a semi-free-range state, although she is still young, and Xue Qi is only in her early 30s, but the two of them have a casual mentality about having another one, so our wild goose is 10 years old and is still the only seedling in the family, and there is no brother and no younger brother.
Xue Qi and Qin Yuli are also very affectionate, except for Qin Yuli, the main mother, there is not even a girl in the house, let alone a concubine or a second room.
So Luo Yan's life is nothing but fighting with her mother, and having fun by herself. In this case, how could Qin Yuli still detain the wild goose? If you don't become a little monkey mountain king, it's a blessing for the family!
The ancients were very idle all day, the idle could be short, the idle could be intrigued, and the idle could grow mushrooms.
Luo Yan is also quite idle, he doesn't love piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and even ran several teaching gentlemen in order not to learn these things, every time Mr. Teaching came Luo Yan was a scoundrel, that scene was like a ruffian, and the angry Qin Yuli couldn't wait to beat him with a broom.
Every time the scene of class is chickens flying and dogs jumping, Qin Yuli will give up making Luoyan a lady and a celebrity.
"Xue Luoyan! I'll talk about this today, you don't like to learn piano, chess, calligraphy and painting! Okay, if you don't learn, you won't learn, but you have to learn the embroidery of your mother's hand. Also, the ledger should be able to read. These two things are not negotiable. If you don't love you, you have to learn! Qin Yuli scolded.
It is said that it is an angry reprimand, but in fact, it is not very deterrent. 25-year-old Qin Yuli is still a girl in the prime of her youth, which was the mother of a 10-year-old child in ancient times. No matter how you look at the youthful face, there is no prestige at all. Luo Yan said in a muffled voice under the quilt, "Hmm." Qin Yuli, who was angry, jumped again.
Luo Yan, who thought that she had escaped the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, did not expect that embroidery and account books were her nightmares, and Luo Yan, who was holding a needle and thread, looked at her mother in front of her, showing off the pinched gold thread on the cuffs of her red wedding robe, and her little face wrinkled into bitter gourd skin.
"Mother, do you really want to learn?" Luo Yan took out the pitiful expression that she used to plead for and looked at Qin Yuli, if it weren't for the cunning that couldn't be hidden in her eyes, no matter how you looked at it, others would feel that the baby in front of her was really pitiful with pear blossoms and rain.
"Either learn embroidery and ledger plus piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, or learn the first two things honestly." Qin Yuli didn't even look at Luo Yan and replied quickly, just after a while, the human gold thread bat on the cuff has been embroidered, and it looks alive, as if it can fly out of the cuff in the blink of an eye.
"Wow~ Mother's show is so good-looking!" The geese let out an exclamation. Qin Yuli looked proud, "That is, how many people can't learn the craft of motherhood." Luo Yan looked at the crooked arc in his hand, and then looked at the big joy robe in his mother's hand, and finally realized what it means to ride a horse and can't catch up with the gap.
I thought that embroidery was enough of a headache, but in the afternoon, Qin Yuli came to Luo Yan's room with a stack of account books.
"Snap" put all the account books on the soft couch, snickered and said to Luo Yan: "My good Luo Yan, this is the account book of the whole family in the first half of this year, read it before tomorrow and then summarize and report to Wei Niang, you are not allowed to find a housekeeper or Xu Mother, you must read it yourself." After saying that, he left the room of the wild goose with a smile.
Luo Yan looked at Qin Yuli's back as she left, and was in a daze for a while before she came back to her senses, and angrily came to the soft couch and fiddled with two pages. I don't know if I don't look at it, I almost scared the soul of the wild goose, this page is densely packed with circles, what kind of ghost drawing talismans! Luo Yan suddenly felt that one head and two were big.
"I probably picked it up!" Luo Yan muttered absentmindedly as she flipped through the first account. The dense words were like a spell to make people sleep, and Luo Yan felt as if her eyelids had been filled with lead, and she couldn't lift them up.
"Oh, why are you so sleepy all of a sudden, why don't you sleep for a while, just sleep for a while." Luo Yan smashed his mouth while pushing the ledger to the other side of the soft couch, curling up and preparing to see Zhou Gong. Unbeknownst to him, a creature with a troublesome attribute was coming in the direction of his room.
The wild goose here is dreaming on the soft couch, and on the other side, a tall and thin figure is moving quickly in the direction of the wild goose's room, and while walking, he is also protecting the things wrapped in clothes that I don't know what it is, and there is joy on my face that I can't hide.
"Little goose! Little geese! Look what good stuff I've brought you! A loud children's voice startled the goose and a spirit sat up from the soft couch, it was really a person who arrived before the sound arrived, and the frightened goose shook for a long time before he came back to his strength.
This time, I knew who was coming. Luo Yan got out of bed angrily and walked to the door, complaining as he walked: "Jun Mufeng, you shout soul!" Do you want to scare me to death by screaming so loudly! After speaking, he opened the door, the sun at this point was a little dazzling, and Luo Yan squinted his eyes slightly, looking at the boy in front of him who was a head taller than himself.
Who is Jun Mufeng? It's not a long story, but to put it simply, it's a little boy who lives in the courtyard opposite Luoyan's house, and the only son of Jun Nancheng, a big merchant in Qujing City. The relationship with Luo Yan is not a finger for marriage, at best it is a childhood sweetheart. In Luo Yan's heart, he is a slimy nasty ghost who can't get rid of it. And this annoying ghost happens to be 3 years older than himself, and he has to bear his own brother, of course, this is only a treatment in front of the elders.
"The master said, disturbing people's dreams is not done by saints, Jun Mufeng, you are a villain, do you know?" Luo Yan split his head and covered his face, and the villain's hat was buckled on Jun Mufeng's head, and Jun Mufeng was not annoyed. Still looking at Luo Yan with a smile, and then spread out the big bag of things in his hand, "Look at the little goose!" This is the sweet jujube that my uncle brought back. Taste if it's delicious. ”
As he spoke, he came to the coffee table with sweet dates, carefully spread the sweet dates on the table, picked up one and handed it to Luo Yan, and then waited for Luo Yan's praise with anticrative expectations. Luo Yanhu looked at Jun Mufeng suspiciously, took the sweet jujube handed over, and took a bite. "Hmmm! Sweet! "The juice of sweet dates bloomed in his mouth, and the face of the wild goose smiled like a flower." Hehe, it's good to be sweet, it's good to be sweet. Jun Mufeng laughed stupidly.
"Tell me, what's the matter with this girl?" After eating the sweet dates brought by Jun Mufeng, Luo Yan clapped his hands and asked. Jun Mufeng smiled shyly and said slowly: "Actually, it's nothing, I just want to ask if you have time to go to the river by the west city tomorrow." Jun Mufeng scratched his head embarrassedly after speaking.
"You don't want to murder me while no one is doing it, are you?" Luo Yan said narrowly. Jun Mufeng was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then hurriedly wanted to explain, only to see Luo Yan wave his hand and say: "Okay, I know you really want to play with me, but you see" while saying Luo Yan pointed to the stack of account books in the corner of the soft couch, "My mother is ruthless this time to ask me to learn to do accounts, and also said that I will be neatly summarized tomorrow, so many things, I can't do it or not, how can I have time to go out with you?" After speaking, Luo Yan lay on the table like a deflated ball, blowing the broken hair on his forehead, how helpless and helpless he looked.
Jun Mufeng looked at the stack of account books, secretly made up his mind, and said to Luo Yan: "Don't worry, little Yan'er, I'll help you summarize those accounts, I'll tell you to write it?" This way it will not be debunked either. As soon as Luo Yan heard that Jun Mufeng would help, he immediately sat up straight, his eyes shining with golden light. Na, let's say okay, don't play tricks~" After speaking, he ran to the soft couch to move the accounts, but he didn't see the spoiling and joy in Jun Mufeng's eyes.
"Purchasing fabrics for a total of 3 taels of silver, purchasing food for a total of 10 taels of silver, and purchasing grain for 5 stones......" With the sunlight coming in outside, Jun Mufeng slowly reported the number in the account book, and the crisp children's voice sounded slowly, without impatience or impatience, as if it was a sparse and ordinary thing.
Luo Yan took the pen and remembered little by little, the little person has not yet practiced the words, and the writing is a little crooked when you look closely, and the shadows of the two people are pulled a little long, and the tail ends overlap together, which seems to indicate something and seems to say nothing.