Chapter 1 The Monkey at the Foot of the Five Finger Mountain
Looking at the five peaks that fell from the sky to form dozens of miles, and the golden retriever monkey that was crushed and struggling under the mountain, Zuo Xiaoyou knew that he seemed to have crossed into an incredible world.
I don't know why, just to sleep, and then I opened my eyes and crossed into the deep mountains and old forests, and before I came back to my senses, I saw this thrilling scene.
The golden retriever monkey struggled so hard that it was about to topple the mountain, when a bald monk flew from the sky with a post and posted it on the mountain. Then the mountains suppressed the golden monkey again, and no matter how the golden monkey struggled, it did not move.
"Jade Emperor! Tathagata! My grandson has been deceived by you! Deceived by you! ”
Zuo Xiaoyou looked at the scene in front of him blankly, and finally determined that this was the world of Journey to the West, and it was Sun Monkey who had just failed to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace and was pressed by the Buddha at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain.
Just when he was in a daze, the bald monk who descended from the sky glanced at him and saw that although he was wearing strange clothes, he had no magic power, and he was just an ordinary person. With a faint smile, he flew into the sky.
When the monk looked at him just now, Zuo Xiaoyou had a creepy feeling, as if he had been stripped naked and had been raped without any secrets. If it's a beautiful woman, it's just a traitor, but it's a monk, and he's quite ugly.
Zuo Xiaoyou has goosebumps, and Buddhism is really a bunch of perverts.
Seeing that Sun Monkey was still scolding at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, Zuo Xiaoyou didn't touch his head, observed his current situation, and found that he was wearing the short-sleeved T-shirt, jeans and sneakers he usually wore, and he was carrying a mountaineering bag.
A hiking bag?
Quickly put the hiking bag down, frowning, he didn't remember buying a hiking bag.
After opening it, I looked at the items inside, a multi-functional military shovel, two special slingshots for bird hunting and pheasant hunting, as well as a few pieces of clothing and some daily necessities, and the most amazing one, as well as more than 20 bags of seeds, grain, vegetables, and fruits, which are either delicious or high-yielding.
What's going on? Let me run to Journey to the West World as a farmer?
Not to mention, such a large area around is empty, and it is dozens of acres of fertile land to clean up, and the multi-functional ordnance shovel can cut trees and plow the land, which is very useful. At least don't worry about surviving in this world. But now, before the grain is planted and harvested, his food source can only rely on slingshots to hunt birds. Fortunately, he has a lot of salt and seasonings in his backpack, so he can eat more than half a year if he saves some money.
In most of the half year, the grain should be able to harvest one stubble, and the rice can be harvested twice, and as for the vegetables, lettuce and leeks can be harvested in the shortest possible time. But all this is premised on him clearing the land as soon as possible, and he has to build himself a house to shelter himself from the wind and rain.
There are trees all around, there is a small river a few hundred meters away, the materials for building wooden houses are no problem, and the river water can open a small canal, and then make a paddy field, plant rice, and there will definitely be fish and shrimp in the water that is brought over, these fish and shrimp can also grow in the paddy field, and when the rice is ripe, you can also make some fatty fish and shrimp to taste.
Zuo Xiaoyou thought about it a lot, and then made a five-year plan for his future in the shortest possible time, and after making sure that there was no big problem, he took action and went to hunt pheasants with a slingshot.
There is wild meat in the wilderness, but there are also fierce beasts, fortunately, when Wuzhi Mountain falls, it is too scary, those fierce beasts seem to be scared away, and there should be no need to worry about their personal safety in a short time. Otherwise, if he encounters a tiger or a bear at this time, he won't want to live.
Thankfully, fortunately.
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Two months passed unconsciously, and after two months of hard work, Zuo Xiaoyou finally reclaimed more than ten acres of cultivated land, including one acre of rice field, as well as more than three acres of orchards, and the remaining five acres were planted with grain and vegetables.
Zuo Xiaoyou is very lucky, this Wuzhi Mountain is a crater, just blocked the cold air from the north, resulting in Zuo Xiaoyou's location is like spring all year round, and the sunshine and rain are relatively sufficient, very suitable for farming.
In addition to reclaiming wasteland in the past two months, Zuo Xiaoyou also built a small wooden house for himself. The wooden house is very small, only more than three meters long and wide, but unfortunately there is no lime paving, which can easily attract mosquitoes. But in the wilderness, there is no way.
In any case, Zuo Xiaoyou already has a foundation to survive in this world, provided that you don't encounter fierce beasts and monsters.
In two months, Sun Wukong kept cursing every day at the beginning, then scolded intermittently, and then occasionally scolded not long ago, and now he can't scold at all, shrugging his head every day, and his eyes are in a daze.
Of course, Zuo Xiaoyou also entered his eyes, after all, the reclaimed wasteland was only a few hundred meters away from him, and Zuo Xiaoyou's busy appearance every day was seen by him. For some reason, he was just an ordinary person, but he felt that this person was a little strange, completely different from the people he had seen before. But he didn't want to pay attention to it, no matter how weird ordinary people were, they would inevitably die after all, and his dignified Monkey King, even if he was in trouble, he didn't want to talk to mortals.
On this day, Zuo Xiaoyou caught two big fish more than half a meter long in the river, and I don't know if there is no one living nearby, resulting in the fish and shrimp in the river are very large, and even some fish are bigger than him, and they have special sharp teeth, and he was almost taken away by a fish when he was bathing in the river some time ago. Fortunately, his arsenal shovel was at hand, and with a shovel down, he directly cut down the big guy more than two meters long, and then the fish struggled in the river for a long time, and finally floated.
Zuo Xiaoyou happily cleaned up the fish, except for the first two fresh meals, the remaining excess meat was marinated, air-dried into fish jerky, and chewed when he was idle, not only hungry, but also practiced his teeth.
Life in ancient times was not easy, don't look at the left and right to work hard, but I really feel that every day is torture. There is endless work during the day, and there are mosquito bites when he sleeps at night, which is almost fatal, even if he has been drifting for more than ten years and has entered countless poor and sour crews, he has never felt so unbearable as now. No matter how poor the crew is, at least he can sleep well and eat a box lunch that tastes good, but in this world, everything depends on himself, and he has to struggle to survive almost every day.
He finally knew why the ancients were so short-lived, and it was strange that they lived this kind of life all day long.
Carrying the two big fish that had been packed up, he returned to the cabin and started to make a fire to cook.
The mountaineering bag did not provide an iron pot, but fortunately, Zuo Xiaoyou would simply burn the pottery technology, get some clay early, burn some clay pots, clay pots have large and small, different functions, at this time Zuo Xiaoyou made a big clay pot, cut the fish into several pieces, and put it in the clay pot to boil the fish. After all, the seasoning he brought was limited, and at the moment he could only put a little salt, MSG and a small amount of soy sauce.
Speaking of which, there is only a little bit of soy sauce left, and this point is really gone. If he wants to eat soy sauce in the future, he will have to wait for the soybean harvest before making his own soy sauce. Thanks to the experience of drifting for more than ten years, he has learned a lot of useful survival skills, just like Bei Ye, he is also a man standing at the top of the food chain.
The premise is that you don't encounter lions, tigers, or anything.
In the interval between cooking fish, Zuo Xiaoyou glanced at the direction where Sun Wukong was pressed, the golden monkey hair was still so eye-catching, but it was already covered with weeds and moss, which looked very pitiful. But he knew that this was only the beginning, and Sun Monkey would have to endure such loneliness for five hundred years. Five hundred years! I shudder just thinking about it, if it's an ordinary person, I'm afraid that I won't be able to hold on for five years, let alone five hundred years. Fortunately, Sun Wukong has eaten so many elixir peaches, and he has already achieved the incorruptible body of King Kong, even if he doesn't eat or drink, he can live, which is very enviable of Zuo Xiaoyou.
After almost an hour, after the stew was very soft and flavorful, Zuo Xiaoyou walked towards the place where Sun Wukong was with a large clay pot.
Gradually walked in, Sun Wukong, who heard the movement, opened his eyes and looked at him with a little doubt and vigilance.
Seeing Sun Wukong staring at him with his eyes open, Zuo Xiaoyou stopped, lit up the crockpot in his hand, and said, "Do you want to eat some fish?" ”
"Don't eat, get out." Sun Wukong's answer was very ruthless, he really didn't want to be disturbed, and after scolding, he closed his eyes again, looking half-dead.
Of course, it was impossible for Zuo Xiaoyou to roll, he sat down directly on the spot, opened the crockpot, and the smell of fish fluttered with the wind, and soon floated to Sun Wukong's nose, making his eyes move, but he still remained silent.
Zuo Xiaoyou took out the homemade disposable wooden chopsticks, picked up a piece of tender white fish and sent it to the mouth, the taste is really good, although it is not as delicious as modern times, but after all, the seasoning is limited, it is already very good to be able to make it like this. Seeing that what he made was quite delicious, Zuo Xiaoright began to click his mouth loudly, and the frequency became higher and higher.
Sun Wukong was already unhappy, and when he heard that Zuo Xiaoyou not only coveted him with fish, but also clicked his mouth, he was immediately angry.
"Didn't you hear what I just said?" Sun Wukong opened his eyes, stared at him coldly with a pair of fiery eyes, and gritted his teeth: "Get out of here!" ”
"Monkey, why bother." Although Zuo Xiaoyou was a little scared, he knew that Sun Wukong, who was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain, could not use spells at all, and his skills were locked by the Five Elements Mountain, except for immortality, no food or drink, no different from ordinary monkeys. But out of respect for Sun Wukong, he still slowed down his tone and said: "Two months ago, the sky fell on the mountain, and the monkey was pressed under the mountain, I don't know where the monkey came from and what crimes he committed, but since the monkey is pressed here, he must not be able to get out in the short term, so why should he be angry and add to his troubles?" ”
Although Sun Wukong was still staring at him, his face had eased a lot. Zuo Xiaoyou knew that his remarks had an effect, and hit the railway while it was hot: "I am also the first time to come here, and I saw that the monkey was lonely, so I farmed here and made a companion with the monkey, if the monkey wants to eat something, I can also do it for me, why not do it?" ”
Hearing these words, Sun Wukong's face finally softened, but he still didn't untie the knot, and said lightly: "My grandson doesn't need you as a companion, you can go!" ”
"It's late." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "Since the monkey is pressed by the heavens, the ability must be not small, although I am a mortal, but I have been interested in gods and monsters since I was a child, but I have never had the opportunity to see it, and it is not easy to see the monkey come to the world, it is my chance, unless I die, otherwise I will not leave." ”
"Whatever you want." Sun Wukong didn't want to say more, he felt that Zuo Xiaoyou was really verbose, and he had time to talk nonsense with him, so it was better to close his eyes and sleep, maybe a few days would pass when he woke up, which could invisibly reduce the time for him to be tortured.
Seeing that Sun Wukong no longer drove himself, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and began to eat fish normally. But there are too many fish in this big jar, and there are a lot of delicious fish soups, and some of them are only half eaten after eating.
Seeing that there was about to be leftover food, Zuo Xiaoyou stepped forward a few steps, and when Sun Wukong opened his eyes and turned his head to look at him, he walked up to him and sat cross-legged on the ground, shaking the crockpot: "There are many more, the taste is not bad, let's try the monkey too!" ”
"......" Sun Wukong didn't speak, but not speaking was tantamount to acquiescence, the corner of his mouth smiled, and he took a piece of fish meat with chopsticks and sent it to Sun Wukong's mouth. Sun Wukong bared his teeth, and finally opened his mouth to bite the fish into his mouth.
"How does it taste?" Seeing Sun Wukong eating fish, Zuo Xiaoyou was pleasantly surprised, and asked repeatedly.
Sun Wukong bared his teeth again: "It's unpalatable." ”
"Uh......" Zuo Xiaoright was shocked: "It's really hard to eat?" ”
Sun Wukong sneered: "Compared to the food in the heavenly court, your fish is simply unpalatable." ”
Left small right orz!
Although he was devalued by Sun Wukong, at least Sun Wukong was willing to talk to him, and this was a good start. In the following months, Zuo Xiaoyou was always looking for ways to improve his cooking skills and make food that satisfied Sun Wukong, but every time Sun Wukong sneered and said, 'It's unpalatable', and after a long time, Zuo Xiaoyou began to doubt life: "Why do I think it's delicious?" Could it be that Sun Monkey has different taste buds from ordinary people? ”
This was confirmed half a year later, when the watermelon was ripe.
When Zuo Xiaoyou came to Sun Wukong with a big watermelon, Sun Wukong's eyes suddenly lit up: "Watermelon!" Fast! Give my grandson a taste! ”
Left small right: "......"
Seeing Sun Wukong gnawing on a big watermelon like a starving ghost reincarnated, Zuo Xiaoyou was speechless, and finally confirmed that Sun Wukong's monkey's tongue is different from ordinary people. If he had known that this monkey liked to eat fruit, he would have forced himself to get meat for the monkey to eat! But doesn't Sun Monkey also eat meat in the original book! Why do you think he doesn't make it delicious?
"Ahh Joyfully! Rejoice! Sun Wukong gnawed the big watermelon of more than ten catties completely, and even exhaled happily, and his eyes were a lot kinder when he looked at Zuo Xiaoyou.