Chapter 41: Slap in the Face (1)
If it was murder, Li Yi would definitely try to escape as much as possible.
If it's a fight, Lao Li rarely does this kind of unskilled rough work!
But if it's just a monster grab......
Li Yi has no psychological burden at all!
In the extremely harsh game moral environment of the old time and space, he has already refined his ability to rob monsters with a thick face and a black heart!
He has never been afraid of others robbing him, and in the same way, he has never been afraid of robbing other people's monsters!
I'm going to rob you!
How to drop it?
Kill me?
Okay! Let you kill a few more times, you will be famous, and then just wait to be exploded by me!
Well, although the real system is not a game, Li Yi feels that in a sense, the two are quite similar in this regard!
At least, no matter how he robs other people's salvage pieces, others don't dare to take the initiative to attack him, and he beats his own people, which will be punished, and it is the kind of real legal sanction!
So at this moment, the natives had no choice but to scold him, no one dared to do anything except scold.
But all the natives who were robbed by him, the earthlings, raised a strong protest with a good temper, and those with a bad temper directly scolded, and even the miners who were mining nearby couldn't stand it anymore and made accusations one after another.
The civilians and natives didn't talk about it, Li Yi didn't bother to pay attention to it at all, but there was actually a baron among the robbed people, and it was a bit interesting to say that he wanted him to pay compensation.
However, Li Yi still ignored it.
What are the three main points of monster grabbing?
Two words - efficient!
Three words - thick-skinned!
Four words - tireless!
Therefore, Li Yi, who is making a big fishing and becoming the target of public criticism, is still dissecting corpses diligently, occasionally cutting off a few beards, so he has no interest in wasting his time and energy to talk nonsense with these people.
The civilians couldn't do anything about him, but Baron Joel didn't care so much about his identity, and accused him on the regional channel: "Your Excellency! Your actions have constituted a crime! I can sue you for violating the nobles' salvage rights, and you will compensate me for my losses at 20 times the value! ”
After saying this, Baron Joel changed his words again: "However, as long as Your Excellency compensates me 10 times for my losses, I can not blame for today's incident!" ”
Baron Joel's words were pure gibberish, and he was wearing a crown.
If it is a commoner who violates the salvage rights of the nobles, such as cutting off the beard halfway, it is indeed a fine of 20 times its value, and the confiscated amount is divided between the official and the plaintiff in half.
But if it is a dispute between nobles, then there is no such saying, whoever finally snatches things into their own hold, it is who's, which is actually a kind of favoritism to the party with relatively high knowledge, because the nobles with high knowledge are more likely to grab things.
Although Li Yi has never studied the memory chip in law, he has introduced similar cases and interesting facts in the Level 4 "World Encyclopedia", so he also knows the inside story.
Hearing this, Baron Joel opened his eyes and said nonsense, scaring him with such legal terms, Li Yi just smiled and didn't want to deal with the other party.
However, ignoring it doesn't mean that you don't have ideas.
Li Yi was very unhappy with this so-called baron of the Manning family, and he was the happiest and scolded the most in the regional channel, but he pretended to be sanctimonious.
It's just a baron, what a fart!
Li Yiping hates this kind of self-righteous and self-righteous pretending person the most in his life, obviously he is just half a bucket of water, he doesn't have any goods in his stomach, he is obviously a scumbag, but he wants to come out like a clown and be embarrassed!
The point is that this kind of person does not feel that he is being embarrassed, he can still be self-righteous, he can still enjoy himself, and he can deceive himself, from a psychological point of view, this is a typical inferiority complex caused by arrogance!
The so-called pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning!
This disease needs to be cured!
This kind of person needs to be slapped in the face hard!
Slapping in the face is a science.
It's light, it doesn't work, and I'm not happy.
If you hit it hard, you won't be able to lose the other party in an instant, the process is too short, and the coolness is not enough!
If you hit crookedly, it is easy for the opponent to take advantage of the loopholes and give the enemy a chance to fight back!
The correct posture of slapping the face should be, find a way to let the other party take the initiative to put their face up and put it in the right position, and then gently touch it to find the right angle, and then slap faster than the other slap, and slap heavier than the slap to pump up, and to pump continuously, after pumping the left side and then fan the right, and finally kick it away, not giving the other party a chance to speak and fight back!
This is nothing, the highest level of slapping the face is to let the other party count the money for himself after being beaten!
"Well, you can think about ......"
Since pretending to be a coercive person is what Li Yi hates the most in his life, then on the other hand, his favorite officer in his life is - slapping his face!
An impulse and temptation to slap his face suddenly came to his heart, and he quickly shattered the three principles of monster snatching that he had originally adhered to.
After thinking hard for half a second, a face-slapping plan instantly formed in Li Yi's mind.
This time, the "thinking for half a second" comes with its own skills, and it really has nothing to do with the memory and cognitive system, Li Yizuo's plan is purely out of interest, and the operation is already very familiar, and there is really no need to think about it for too long.
So, while continuing to salvage the wreckage of various important core devices, Li Yi spoke in the regional channel.
"You are Baron Yoel of the Manning family?"
Baron Joel was bored, but he didn't expect the other party to reply, and he used an honorific title for him, and immediately responded with confidence: "You know me?" That's good! Now that you know who I am, then ......"
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Li Yi: "I don't know, I'll ask by the way." ”
"You, you!"
Baron Joel couldn't help but be stunned, and suddenly became angry, and said angrily: "Now, you must publicly apologize to me and compensate me 10 times for my losses!" ”
Li Yi still responded in a dull and ignorant tone: "Why? ”
Baron Joel was so angry that he laughed out loud, "Ha, you snatched my salvage and asked me why?" You are committing an offence and are robbery in the same nature! ”
"Oh."
After Li Yi sighed, he asked, "Why do you want to pay 10 times the compensation?" ”
Without waiting for Baron Joel to respond, Li Yi said again: "10 times is too little, right?" Or, how about 100 times? ”
Baron Joel couldn't help but be stunned, feeling as if he had met a fool.
This fool actually took the initiative to raise the compensation price?
I guess I haven't learned the memory chip of the relevant legal code, right?
Baron Joel reacted and said, "Yes! I have to pay 100 times the compensation to recover my losses, otherwise I will hold you legally responsible! ”
"Okay." Li Yi's tone seemed to be a little helpless.
This made Baron Joel see the hope of making huge profits, and who expected to hear the other party say: "Are you really a baron?" How can you prove your identity? ”
Baron Joel smirked.
The next moment, just listening to the "ding", a system message appeared in everyone's regional channel.
"System prompt: The starship piloted by Baron Joel Manning has appeared near you."
At the same time, from the tactical perspective of everyone in the area, a very eye-catching red crown badge appeared above the salvage ship piloted by Baron Joel, and a strange alphanumeric number was marked on the side of the crown badge - NB-2!
At this time, the envy of the regional channel is endless!
Many people turned off the regional channel before and didn't hear the conversation between the two in order to work hard, but after this eye-catching aristocratic logo appeared, they noticed that there was actually a nobleman in their area!
Moreover, he is also one of the four major families, the baron of the Manning family, the oligarchy of scientific research and manufacturing!
It's awesome!
Li Yi was also confused!
Of course, he was not surprised to meet a baron, but ......
"I'll it! I said how do you look so familiar...... Isn't this the logo of a high-V member of a certain novel network! ”
"NB" is the abbreviation of the word "noble" in the Augreme language, one of the three major lingua franca of mankind, NB-2 is the meaning of the second-class noble, representing the penultimate barony, and there is also a canonical commoner lord title below.
No matter how calm Li Yi was, he finally laughed: "Ha, it's still NB-2!" What does it mean? Ha ......"
Seeing that the other party was not only not shocked by his own royal spirit, but could still laugh so happily, Baron Joel Manning couldn't help but be annoyed and angry.
However, as a nobleman, it is a necessary quality to maintain a reserved face, so Baron Joel still restrained himself from being about to burst out, and said seriously: "Open your dog's eyes and see clearly!" I have the Medal of Nobility logo, which is a privileged feature provided by the real system for nobles! That's enough to prove who I am! ”
"Fake, right?" Li Yi began to open his eyes and talk nonsense, "Why didn't I see you turn on this function before?" ”
Baron Joel was about to lose control of his emotions: "What did you say? Fake? Haven't you learned the manual of the real system? I'm low-key, I deliberately didn't turn on this function before, you don't understand the realm of my life! I warn you for the last time that your actions and words have constituted a serious insult to me, and you must compensate me 100 times for my losses! ”
At this moment, the onlookers in the regional channel began to worry about Li Yi.
He is the baron of the Manning family, and a word can make a civilian without a background recover, but this one is good, he doesn't seem to take it seriously, don't you know the serious consequences?
However, in the next moment, a small burst of special effects sounded in everyone's regional channels!
Dangdangdang!
Accompanied by the special effect sound, it is a system information, and there is a bonus to the content.
"System prompt: The starship piloted by the superior earl Li Yi appears near you, please pay attention to courtesy and be respectful!"
Not only does it have a bonus in the sound effects and prompt content, but the starship piloted by Li Yi also has a bonus in the logo in the tactical perspective!
The crown logo on Li Yi's small assault ship shows - NB-4!
So, the audience was stunned for the Nth time!