Chapter 23: Unreliable Deadpool

After drinking, Ding Xiaomi asked for a few more beers and walked outside, dragging the half-dead Deadpool in his hand.

"Sneer......"

"Hey, can you stop dragging me? Believe it or not, I shot you? Forget it, we're so fragrant, I'll spare you, or I'll have nothing to talk to if I kill you, it's like Robinson is without Friday ......"

"Like your sister! You shut up! Throwing Deadpool on the ground all of a sudden, Ding Xiaomi kicked it and walked outside.

Passing through a section of the road through the wind and snow, passing several large trucks, opening the door of the car, sitting on the main driver, the wind and snow blew in through the broken window next to the co-pilot.

It's just that the wind and snow hit Ding Xiaomi, but there is not much cold feeling.

Prying open the cap of the wine bottle with one hand and drinking beer, Ding Xiaomi turned on the flashlight, flipped through the book in the other hand, and rested leisurely.

After watching it for a while, I heard some faint sounds, like an argument, like a fight, and I don't know why.

"Bang!"

A gunshot rang out at the door of the broken tavern, shotguns.

Deadpool staggered over and got into the car with a big bag in his hand.

"Hurry up, that bald guy is coming, didn't I just grab some wine and food, stingy, kill the whole family, hey." Deadpool was pulling out the bottle in his bag, shivering in the cold wind.

Start the car, the sound of the broken car engine is a little ugly, start, leave the bald guy who just chased behind, Ding Xiaomi looked at Deadpool speechlessly, what did this guy do?

"Don't look at me, Deadpool won't bring money." Deadpool Road.

"Yes, that will affect your graceful figure, you look like a zombie Yes, anyway, your girlfriend should dump you." Fighting Deadpool, Ding Xiaomi felt that he had 10,000 experience points in his account, looking at this guy's contemplative appearance, he was very well-behaved.

"You can introduce me to one, I'm not a picky eater, I just like it." Deadpool turned his head seriously and looked at the other party.

"Bang!"

“oh!**!”

"What?"

"You absolutely gg in this chapter!"

"Bang...... Bang bang! ”

Deadpool was kicked out of the car and rolled twice in the snow, holding his head and thinking about the side effects of his mouth.

Parking, Deadpool shook the snowflakes on his body in embarrassment, got into the car, glanced at Ding Xiaomi in fear, took Ding Xiaomi's book, and died a few pages, trying to block the cold wind coming in through the window.

"Bang!"

"Don't tear up my books!"

"I've had enough of you!"

"Bang!"

"Thanks for the reminder, not next time."

Ding Xiaomi silently put down his iron fist.

The next day, early in the morning, there was no more snow on the road.

The sky is full of snow-white patches, and the ice and snow are white.

After eating something to fill his stomach, Ding Xiaomi drank a little more wine, read a book, and waited for a while to return to the normal world with Deadpool.

"Ready? Accidents are possible. Pouting, Deadpool finished his mouth and shook off a layer of snowflakes from his body.

"Broken car!" Deadpool.

"Okay, if you dare to make a mistake, I'll give it to you." Thinking about it, because of Deadpool, he was deducted 1,000 gold coins by the system, and Ding Xiaomi was in pain.

In the ice and snow, a snowflake fell ferociously on the ice field.

Ding Xiaomi looked at Deadpool behind him, and without hesitation, he knocked this guy to the ground with one punch.

"Next time change guns!"

"The host passively comes to the independent parallel world - the world of Agent Carter, and deducts 1,000 gold coins."

Listening to the reminder in his head, Ding Xiaomi kicked Deadpool, who had just stood up, to the ground.

If it weren't for the fact that the system didn't provide SLR services, he would have dumped Deadpool early.

In front of it is a black, sharp-cornered object, like an airplane cup, buried in the icefield.

He walked forward twice, and a faint ripple stood in front of him, preventing him from walking in front of him to take a look at the strange point.

"Warning, this world is an independent parallel world of Agent Carter, and no important people other than Agent Carter's plot are allowed."

Getting the prompt from the system, Ding Xiaomi was even more suspicious, he felt that there were many things, the system was hiding from himself, and he had to give it a try.

"Wade! You take a few steps forward. ”

"Why? You want to shoot me, revenge, right? You black-hearted fellow, you want to rely on my two million! Although Deadpool was shivering from the ice field, he still didn't forget the two million that Ding Xiaomi promised him.

"Click!"

The gun was pointed at Deadpool, "If you don't leave, I'll shoot you directly, and then use the Edelman knife to cut you into five pieces and throw you in the ice field!" ”

“ok! Happy working together! ”

"Happy working together!"

Ding Xiaomi looked at Deadpool with satisfaction.

Walking forward, Deadpool walked through the light curtain, he didn't seem to see this thing, Deadpool can break the four-dimensional wall, so, what is this kind of thing that the system gives him!

The spike is passed through by Deadpool like a stereoscopic image projected by a projection.

"Let's go!"

Looking at the other party's expression, Ding Xiaomi was sure that he was not lying, this guy didn't see these visions.

"Image? Images of other worlds? Images between parallel universes? Only I can see? Along the way, Ding Xiaomi was thinking about this matter, what was it and what the system was hiding.

"Are you sick, do you want to walk a dozen steps over there, and then say go in the opposite direction? And then looking for a small town? Sleep in the ice cracks and eat ice cubes tonight? "Deadpool chattered.

"Shut up!" kicked Deadpool away, Ding Xiaomi looked ahead, and after walking for a long time, a small town finally appeared in front of him.

Had a meal in the town at noon and spent a lot of money to buy a broken car.

Got some drinks and snacks along the way.

Hit the road!

"Next time, I said next time, please don't slap your face, otherwise the price, this job is too difficult to do." Deadpool was so bent on Ding Xiaomi that he forgot who did all this.

"What are you? A beautiful woman who can help me with my physical problems? You're not worth the price, be careful I shoot you! "Driving the car, Ding Xiaomi stuffed a somewhat hard bread into his mouth, which was really unpalatable.

"Okay, what kind of gun are you talking about? If I add 10 million, I have some permission to promise you to give my back, how about adding some lube? Deadpool looked at Ding Xiaomi with a, completely forgetting the power of the Iron Fist.

"Bang!"

Deadpool rushes out with a broken car door and slams down the snow-covered road, making a short cut on the ground along the way.

An hour later, the car was on.

Deadpool held on to the broken door to block the wind coming in from the outside pipe, the door was broken, so he had to hold on to the car door, Ding Xiaomi drove, sometimes the cold wind would blow in, and he couldn't stand the cold.

"Is this Antarctica? Frozen to death. Deadpool held the car door with both hands.

"Wade, please shut up, or I'll sew your mouth for you!" When he said it, Ding Xiaomi glanced at Deadpool coldly, this guy is still wearing a black and red tights, really sassy.

Bang bang!

With a trembling hand, Deadpool unconsciously let go of the car door he was dragging in his hand, and the car door fell directly on the road, scratching a snow mark.

The violent wind and snow poured in, Ding Xiaomi was not cold at all anyway, and he might be able to make some ice cubes for Deadpool's wine with great interest.

"I do what I say!"

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Protagonist: "Deadpool is in my hand, give him a tip." ”

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