Leaving the township government, the two of us turned around the alleys and alleys of the nearby generation, and we can't panic like last night tonight, if we are found again this time, we have to plan to escape.

In the evening, we had a bite to eat at a nearby restaurant, and then we went to the neighborhood of the township government.

At this time, the time is around eight o'clock in the evening, there are quite a lot of pedestrians and vehicles on the road, we found a place with more people to squat on the side of the road, the more people in the place the more inconspicuous, if you squat to a place with fewer people, then it seems that we are sneaky and abnormal.

Smoking a cigarette and waiting until about ten o'clock, there were fewer people on the road and fewer cars, so I stood up from the side of the road and stretched, and said to Qiang Shun: "Let's go, it's almost time, go to the door of their township government and have a look." ”

As soon as the voice fell, not far from the east to the west came a car, this car is not the same as other cars, there is a red light on the roof of the car flashing and flashing, very conspicuous, take a closer look, it turned out to be a police car, Qiang Shun hurriedly stood up from the side of the road, after a while, the police car slowly drove past us.

The two of us glanced at each other, no one spoke, walked along the road towards the township government compound, and just walked to the gate of the compound, and a police car drove from west to east, and the police lights on it were also flashing, and the speed was also very slow, at the same time, from behind us came a series of chaotic footsteps, looking back, the street lights behind us were bright, and there were a few people wearing uniforms under the street lights, and the uniforms were similar to the public security uniforms.

Qiang Shun whispered to me: "Huang He, why are there so many public security on this road today." ”

I said: "The few people who came towards us are not the police, like the security guards in the community, the police cars are the police, let's go forward, don't stop." ”

Towards the west through the township government, we took advantage of the trend to turn north, hit the east and west road at the entrance of the township government, turned to another north-south road, walked more than a dozen steps, looked back and looked behind us, the security guards also came to the intersection, but they did not turn, turned around and went back.

This is quite strange, I immediately frowned, and Qiang Shun said: "Is there something going on in their area today, they are police and security guards, like they are patrolling." ”

My brow furrowed even tighter, and I whispered, "Maybe it's a surprise!" ”

Qiang Shun glanced at me, "What do you mean?" ”

I said: "Think about it, yesterday we got the piece of marble at the door of Lu Erxi, Lu Erxi will definitely not just eat dumb losses, he has a good relationship with the township chief, he will definitely tell the township chief about this, besides, there are also things buried in the flower beds of the township government, and the township chief must also know about this, Lu Erxi will tell the township chief if he is not good, someone will dig things under the flower bed, and the township chief will arrange for people to patrol near the township government when he hears it." ”

Qiang Shun nodded, and asked again, "Then what should we do, a police car in a while, and security guards, if we go to the township government flower bed to dig something, we must arrest them." ”

I bit my lower lip and said, "What can I do?"

We were whispering while walking, just walking past the door of a store, the store was lit up inside and outside, I inadvertently glanced into the store, through the glass window, I saw that there were a variety of tobacco and alcohol department stores inside, looking at those things, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in my mind, there is a way!

As soon as he pulled Qiangshun, he walked into the store and bought two bottles of liquor and a bundle of beer, which used to be ten bottles of a bundle of beer, and two bags of fried peanuts.

Walking out of the store, Qiang Shun asked me, "Huang He, why do you think so much today, can't you think of a way to get yourself drunk?" ”

I shook the bottle in my hand, "This is the way." ”

Fried peanuts and rice stuffed into my pocket, I took a bottle of liquor with Qiang Shun, and carried the bundle of beer together, returned the same way, until I came to the bottom of a street lamp pole next to the door of the township government, under the beer lamp pole, the rope was untied, the liquor lid was unscrewed, the peanuts were taken out, and the ass sat on the curb and picked up the liquor and lifted it to Qiang Shun, drink!

Qiang Shun looked puzzled, sat down next to me and unscrewed the bottle of liquor in his hand and touched it with me, Qiang Shun asked me, "Huanghe, what are we going to do here, really drink?" ”

After everyone took a sip, I put down the bottle and said to him: "You can't drink liquor, just pretend, you have to drink beer vigorously, five bottles per person, no one is allowed to leave until they finish drinking." ”

"What do you mean? What the hell do you want to do? Qiang Shun looked inexplicable.

"That's right, that's what it means......" I put down the bottle in my hand and whispered a few words in Qiangshun's ear.

Qiang Shun said with a shocked face after hearing this: "This, is this okay?" ”

I nodded, "You listen to me, sure!" ”

As I spoke, I snatched the liquor from his hand, and together with the liquor in my hand, poured out most of the bottle to the unobstructed place next to it, put down the liquor, and picked up the beer again, "Drink, drink whatever you want." ”

Qiang Shun glanced at me, picked up a bottle of beer beside him, bit it open with his teeth, and drank it as if he was on the edge of an abyss.

After a while, a police car slowly drove past us, and after a while, the previous patrol security guards came, and after a few people walked up to us and looked at us, they stopped, and one of the security guards said to us: "Why are you two drinking here, don't be here, go drink somewhere else." ”

I glanced at him drunken and didn't move.

"Don't you hear, go drink somewhere else!" The security guard raised his voice.

Qiang obediently stood up from the curb and said to me, "Huang ...... Xiao Huang, let's go, the public security uncle told us to drink elsewhere. ”

I looked at Qiang Shun drunkenly, then looked at the security guard who was speaking, and said to the security guard with a hard tongue: "Why, why do you tell us to drink elsewhere, this is on the side of the road, and it's not your doorstep." ”

The security guard's lips moved, and it seemed that he was going to say something, but before he could say anything, Qiang Shun grabbed me, "Xiao Huang, let's go, don't make trouble." Then Qiang Shun said to several security guards: "He drank too much, I'll get him away......"

As soon as Qiang Shun's voice fell, I shook him off suddenly, stretched out my arm and hugged the street lamp pole next to me, and said with a crying voice: "I'm not leaving, I just won't go, my girlfriend broke up with me under this street lamp, I'm going to drink here, I'm going to drink here!" ”

I just didn't let go of the street lamp pole, and the two of us argued like a fight, and after a while, I heard another security guard say to the other security guards: "Let's go, let's go, let's care about them so much, drink where you want." ”

After a few security guards walked away, Qiang Shun sat back in his original position, I let go of the street lamp pole, looked at the backs of a few security guards in the distance, and the two of us touched the bottle, laughed and poured beer again.

By the time a few security guards patrolled again, the two of us had already drunk already, six of the ten bottles of beer were poured into us, and two bottles of liquor had become empty wine bottles, and those empty beer bottles were lying at our feet. ”

After they walked over, I said in my heart, the liquor is for you to see, we only drink beer, and then, I raised my arm and looked at my watch, it was eleven o'clock, and said to Qiang Shun: "There are four more bottles, two bottles for each of us, and strive to drink them before half past eleven." ”

Qiang Shun waved his hand and said, "No, I have to pee after drinking so much beer, I can't hold it back." ”

"If you can't hold it, you have to hold it!" As I spoke, I stuffed him with another bottle.

By the time a few security guards came over again, we had finished the remaining four beers, and I stole another look at my watch, and it was eleven twenty, and it was almost time.

After a few security guards passed by again, a police car happened to drive slowly past, and I hurriedly pulled Qiangshun, "Let's go, go to the flower bed." ”

Five bottles of beer per person is almost equivalent to drinking more than half a catty of liquor, and seriously, it is almost drunk.

Leaving the lamp pole and walking towards the door of the township government, Qiang Shun asked me, "Can you do this?" ”

I nodded, "Sure, the inside of the flower bed must be evil, otherwise what you see will not be black gas, this kind of thing, with a child's urine can be broken!" ”

At this time, Qiang Shun's yin and yang eyes were always open, and when he came to the township government compound, the whole thing was dark and quiet, and he walked to the flower bed, and I asked him in a low voice, "Where is the flower bed specifically?" ”

Qiang Shun glanced at the dark flower bed and said, "In the middle, there is the darkest there." ”

I pulled him in, "Go, go in." ”

The soil in the flower bed is very soft, just go up like cotton, it is estimated that it has just been watered for a few days, and when I came to the middle of the flower bed, I looked around, no one, squatted down and dug a small pit with my hands, stood up and said to Qiang Shun: "Pee, how much pee, how much pee." ”

Subsequently, the two of them unbuttoned their pants and peed in front of the statue of Chairman Mao. Fortunately, now, when the Cultural Revolution is on hold, urinating on the statue of a great man must be branded as a counter-revolutionary.

Those of us who have peed and drunk beer should know that drinking beer is a lot of urine, drinking five bottles of beer in one breath without peeing, the small belly is round, and the peeing has been for a long time, and while urinating and urinating, I asked worriedly, "The Yellow River, this won't explode like the last time at the well, right?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, to be honest, I really hadn't thought about this question, I was not sure and said, "Probably not......"

Just finished peeing, and before he could lift his pants, a shout suddenly came from the gate of the compound behind him, "Who's where!" ”

The two of us were suddenly excited, and immediately after, several flashlights shone through.

The two of us hurriedly put on our pants, and as soon as we turned around, several flashlights shone on us, and we hurriedly covered our eyes with our hands, and a series of sparse footsteps came.

"It's you two, what are you doing here!" A few flashlights surrounded us in the flower beds, and one of them asked.

I drunkenly looked at the flashlight columns, and the number of flashlights was the same as the number of security guards patrolling outside, so it should be those security guards.

I shouted back, "Pee, pee!" Don't, don't shine a flashlight on me. ”

"Who told you to pee here, come out!"

When the two of us heard this, we swayed out of the flower bed, and Qiang Shun said, "Who, who said that you can't pee in the field?" ”

"Is this a wild land?"

I said, "Why, why not wilderness, not wilderness, why are there wild and wild flowers growing here." ”

At this time, one of the security guards said to the other, "Go to the flower bed and see what they are doing in there." "This is probably the head of the security guard.

Another security guard walked into the flower bed, and after shining a flashlight in the middle of the flower bed, he came out and said to the head of the security guard just now: "I was urinating, and I urinated in the flower bed." ”

When a few security guards next to him heard this, they all laughed.

The security guard leader shone a flashlight on the two of us again and said, "Let me tell you, this is the flower bed of our township government, not a wild field, if it weren't for the two of you drinking too much, you would have to be locked up, take a walk, get out of here!" ”

I glanced at Qiang Shun and wanted to leave.

A few security guards walked in front of us as if they were escorting prisoners, and they walked behind us and "escorted" us out of the township government.

Coming to the door, the two of us walked directly across the road to the south, a few security guards stopped on the side of the road for a while and turned around, walking eastward, at this time, there was a muffled sound of "dong" in the flower bed of the township government.

I shouted at Qiangshun, run!