"Bell, bell, bell. The sky is blue, the night is vast, on the way home, line up, big brothers, let's go on the road! With the shout, the four-eyed Taoist chief wearing glasses took out a pile of dark paper from the satchel on his waist and threw it towards the sky, and then carried a lotus-shaped oil lamp, pointed to Zhu Kunming, and motioned for him to follow.

"We jump, jump, jump, jump. We bend and jump, we raise our legs, we stride forward. Listening to the sound of the password in his ears, Zhu Kunming followed behind the four-eyed Taoist and watched him chase these zombies with great interest. However, although at the beginning, Zhu Kunming would sometimes play happily with these zombies and jump two steps, but in the back, Zhu Kunming felt bored. So Zhu Kunming, who felt bored, shouted to the Taoist priest who was shaking the bell in front of him, "Four-eyed Daoist, which sect of Maoshan does your faction belong to?" I just saw a lot of Taoist priests of the same sect catching zombies, do you have hundreds of people in your sect? ”

The Taoist priest who walked in front listened to Zhu Kunming's words, and reluctantly turned around and said, "The poor Dao's real name is Chen You, and the Dao number is Qianxun, not Simu!" ”

Listening to the words of the four-eyed Daoist, Zhu Kunming said indifferently, "Okay, Qianxun Daoist, tell me about your sect, otherwise it will not be good if I lose my manners after I meet your senior brother in a while." ”

After listening to Zhu Kunming's words, the four-eyed Taoist elder glanced at him and said, "Our faction belongs to the Maoshan corpse chasing faction, which is not a big faction, and there are only five senior brothers in our generation. Our senior brother is called Qianqiu, and now he is the head of my corpse chasing faction, he is not an ordinary person, but a famous Taoist Zhenjun, a thousand enemies Daojun. As for the second senior brother, his name is Ma Madi, and his name is Qian, but he is not a good person to get along with. As for the ninth uncle, he is the third senior brother, he has a thousand machines, and now he has opened a Yizhuang, and he is the first to leave the mountain and stand on his own. And I'm the fourth, the road number Chihiro. Below me, there is also a junior brother, the Taoist name Qianhe, who, like me, also specializes in driving corpses for others, but he generally eats imperial food and does not do these small businesses.

Zhu Kunming nodded when he heard this, and secretly said that this place is really not as simple as it is described in the movie! is the corpse chasing faction to which this ninth uncle belongs, there are five mages, and the ninth uncle's head brother is actually a Taoist monarch who has won the title, although this corpse chasing faction is small, it is really not simple!

After the four-eyed Taoist finished speaking, he used the bamboo tube hanging on the zombie's hand, and after drinking the saliva, he emphasized it in particular, "I have to talk to you, my third senior brother is the most particular, when eating, we can't move the chopsticks before him, and when eating, the dishes should be clamped with the prepared public chopsticks, and they can be sandwiched into the bowl, so that you can eat with your own chopsticks, otherwise he will be unhappy if he doesn't say it." ”

Zhu Kunming heard this and smiled slightly, "This is a good habit." ”

Hearing this, the four-eyed Taoist sighed, "What a good thing! Because of this, my third senior brother and second senior brother have been arguing for decades, and it is not pleasant now. Speaking of this, the four-eyed Taoist leader looked at the small bridge that appeared in front of him, stopped the bell in his hand, turned his head to Zhu Kunming and said, "Okay, it's time to get to the river, I have to cast a spell to let these zombies cross the bridge now." ”

Zhu Kunming looked at the small bridge not far away and asked strangely, "Isn't there a bridge!" You just let the zombies jump over it! ”

The four-eyed Taoist put down the lotus magic lamp in his hand, took out a yellow talisman from his satchel, and said, "No, zombies are the most taboo about water and fire, the bridge is full of water vapor, and if you let zombies go up like this, you will be shocked." ”

"Heavenly Spirit Spirit, Earth Spirit Spirit, Five Elements Magic Shows Prestige." With the decision, the talisman in the hands of the four-eyed Dao Master did not spontaneously combust, but emitted a puff of smoke, which was then sucked into the nose by the zombies.

Seeing that the smoke was sucked in, the four-eyed Taoist raised the lotus magic lantern, shook the bell and walked onto the bridge, and said to Zhu Kun without looking back, "Okay, I covered the corpse qi with Tingyan, let's cross the river quickly." ”

Zhu Kunming looked at the small bridge in front of him, the two ends were only ten meters apart, and he jumped directly before the four-eyed Dao Chang.

The four-eyed Taoist who was about to walk out of the opposite bridge, saw Zhu Kunming jump over his head with a jump, and after holding off his glasses and looking at the distance behind, he said in disbelief, "Damn!" Did you hang a tightrope? You can jump this far! ”

Zhu Kunming looked at the four-eyed Taoist behind him, as if looking at the eyes of aliens, and smiled. In fact, just now, Zhu Kunming's name was purely for the four-eyed Dao master, because after seeing these magical Dao masters, Zhu Kunming's martial artist's heart was also beating violently. "Four-eyed Dao Chief! My martial arts are quite extraordinary! ”

The four-eyed Taoist chief listened, looked at the zombie behind him thoughtfully, and then looked at Zhu Kunming with a smile on his face, and whispered to himself, "This person's kung fu is so good, if he dies and becomes a zombie, I don't know how powerful it will be!" I can't imagine it! ”

"What did you say, Daoist?" Zhu Kunming, who was smiling in front of him, listened to the vague words in the mouth of the four-eyed Taoist, turned his head and asked suspiciously.

Hearing that Zhu Kunming still called himself the four-eyed Taoist, the Taoist priest thought about the small bridge that Zhu Kunming jumped over, and he didn't justify, "It's nothing, I said that if you walk a few hundred steps ahead, you will arrive at my senior brother's Yizhuang." After saying this, the four-eyed Taoist chief didn't know what he was thinking, but walked towards the front without saying a word, until he stood in front of a courtyard with the word Yizhuang written on it, he stopped, and knocked on the door and shouted, "Senior brother, open the door!" I'm Chihiro, and I've come to see you. ”

"Who, what are you doing here at such a late hour!" With a lazy voice, a young man with a mushroom head and a green dress opened the door.

"Wencai, it's me. I'm your Uncle Chihiro, where is your master? Listening to the young man's words, the four-eyed Taoist raised the lotus magic lamp in his hand and said after shining on his appearance.

"Uncle Shi! Uncle Shi, why are you here! Wen Cai rubbed his eyes and said with a look of surprise to the four-eyed Taoist.

Seeing Wen Cai's happy appearance, the four-eyed Taoist deliberately admonished with a straight face, "Why, I can't come because of Uncle Shi, or I'm not welcome here!" ”

Wen Cai scratched his head when he heard this, and said with a smile, "How can it be, uncle, I know that you love me the most, come in quickly, otherwise it will be dawn in a while." ”

"Stinky boy, go and call your master, just say that a guest has arrived." Looking at Wen Cai's playful appearance, the four-eyed Taoist smiled and patted his head, and then made a gesture of invitation to Zhu Kunming. After watching Zhu Kunming follow Wen Cai into the gate, the four-eyed Taoist leader shook the bell in his hand, pointed to the courtyard of Yizhuang, and ordered the zombies, "Come, brothers, come in and rest." Be careful of the threshold, we stride into Yizhuang, we jump, jump, jump hard. ”

After following Wencai to the living room, Zhu Kunming sat on a chair and said to him, "Brother, your name is Wencai!" ”

Wen Cai picked up the teapot from the table, poured a cup of herbal tea for Zhu Kunming, and said strangely, "Yes, my name is Wen Cai, but why did you come to Yizhuang with my uncle!" Aren't you afraid? ”

Zhu Kunming listened, pointed to the zombies that were jumping in, and preached indifferently, "What are you afraid of?" Afraid of these dead bodies? ”

Hearing Zhu Kunming's tone so loud, Wen Cai pursed his lips in disbelief. Then he looked around, and after finding that there was no one else, he threatened Zhu Kunming, "These things are terrifying, they are infinitely powerful, and they can suck blood." ”

Zhu Kunming glanced at the herbal tea on the table, took out his wine bottle, raised it at Wencai, and said with a smile, "That Wencai, are you afraid of ants?" ”

Wen Cai saw Zhu Kunming drinking his own wine, and said suspiciously, "Ants! What are you afraid of them for? ”

Zhu Kunming put down the wine bottle in his hand and asked rhetorically, "You are not afraid of ants, just like I am not afraid of zombies, Wencai, the outside world is very big, but what we see is very small." ”

Listening to Zhu Kunming's words, Wen Cai was a little puzzled and thought, "What does he mean by this!" I said zombies, what did he say about ants! This man is so strange! ”

And just when Wencai and Zhu Kunming were communicating with each other, the four-eyed Taoist who had parked the corpse also found Uncle Jiu.

Looking at the Ninth Uncle, whose two white eyebrows were connected, the four-eyed Taoist chief flattered him with some fear, "Senior brother! Brother, I'm ugly today, you have to help me get the field back! ”

Uncle Nine looked at the four-eyed Taoist with a cheap smile on his face, frowned, and asked unhappily, "Say, what's the matter!" Could it be that you have encountered difficulties from your colleagues? ”

Seeing that Uncle Jiu frowned, the four-eyed Taoist said hesitantly, "That's not true, but this person is strong in martial arts, and my junior brother and I haven't learned my skills, but after a few fights, I found that I really can't beat him." So I think if you don't mind, senior brother, you should teach him a lesson, otherwise it will be bad for him to underestimate our corpse chasing faction. ”

After saying this, the four-eyed Taoist pointed to the thing on the top of his head that was covered by a yellow cloth, and said, "Of course, if Senior Brother doesn't have time, you can lend me the Dharma Altar to use, and if I want to have Senior Brother and your Seven Star Altar here, I should be fine." ”

Hearing that his junior brother actually put his mind on his seven-star altar, Uncle Nine couldn't help but reprimand, "What are you messing about, senior brother, my seven-star altar, every time it consumes a lot, I haven't opened it for more than ten years, and you still want to use him to deal with an ordinary person!" You're really getting worse and worse! ”

Hearing that Uncle Nine was unwilling to help, the four-eyed Taoist leader looked at Uncle Nine with a pitiful face and said, "Then, senior brother, you love me the most, you said when the master passed away, you won't let me be bullied." Now I don't want to hear anything else, you just say you can't help me, if you don't help me, I'll go to the master's position to send the master now. ”

"You!" Seeing that the four-eyed Daoist was dozens of years old, and he was still threatening himself like a child, Uncle Nine sighed and walked out, and said helplessly, "I'm really afraid of you!" But we've said okay, I'm just going to get to the point, and I'm not going to hurt you. ”

Hearing Uncle Jiu's words, the four-eyed Taoist said happily, "No problem, no problem, I know that Senior Brother is the best for me, this time Senior Brother just needs to help me get back face." ”