With the sound of Yumantang's chanting, Xi Xi gradually quieted down, and slowly his body no longer trembled with fear, and on the side, he bit his lips out of blood to support Zhang Lanxin, who did not faint, and slowly regained a trace of blood on his face, and staggered to get up, but he didn't stand up several times because of his weak legs, so he could only sit on the ground like this, pushed Yaya and Shu Sing, and it took a long time to wake up the two people.

After being woken up, the two of them immediately screamed, hugged each other tightly, looked at Yu Mantang with pale fear, and directly hid behind Zhang Lanxin, a good sister who is a taekwondo champion, and kept shivering.

Yu Mantang didn't pay attention to them, but still read the scriptures softly.

The sound of chanting is very small, as if a person is unconsciously murmuring, but there is a magical power, as if it can reach people's hearts, slowly let the fear in the hearts of the three people gradually disappear, and the heart also slowly calmed down, I actually felt a sense of tranquility and far-reaching body and mind like bathing in the sun, and even looked at the jade hall in the soft recitation of the scriptures, and there seemed to be an illusion of seeing the Buddha's lecture in a trance!

"What are you doing here? Why did you move all the quilts here? ”

It wasn't until after a sound of the key turning that Pan Yang opened the door and came in to see this strange scene, and the sound of questions subconsciously broke this peaceful atmosphere.

Hearing Pan Yang's voice, Yu Mantang stopped chanting, and saw that he had completely fallen into a deep sleep, and was placed on the sofa by him, curled up like a fetus in his mother's womb, and even subconsciously put his fingers on the corners of his smiling mouth, obviously he had completely gotten rid of the nightmare, and was dreaming of something happy and beautiful, and the murderous aura that had just erupted with all his strength on his body had been completely re-restrained and suppressed, Yu Mantang stopped chanting and stretched his waist and stood up.

"Aren't you coming home? Why did you come back before dawn? ”

"Hey, don't say it, hurry up and change your clothes and come with me!" Yu Mantang asked her, and Pan Yang remembered the reason why he was kicked out of the house in the middle of the night.

"What? What are you going to do to me in the dead of night? ”

Yu Mantang clasped his hands on his shoulders, and he looked weak, and everyone who watched couldn't help but roll their eyes, but no one noticed Pan Yang's pretty face flushed.

"Don't be poor, hurry up and go with my sister, my dad wants to see you!"

Yu Mantang was stunned for a moment, he thought that Comrade Lao Pan would want to see him, but he didn't expect that he would be in such a hurry, and he drove his daughter out in the middle of the night to pick up a man he just met and went home, and he was not afraid that his daughter would have an accident with the wolf?

However, Comrade Pan summoned him, not to mention his relationship with his cheap parents, who had never met at all, but to say that Pan Yang's face could not be denied, and he was dragged downstairs by Pan Yang, and rushed to her house all the way, and met the uncle who was said to have spied on his cheap mother's beauty.

The conversation between Yu Mantang and Comrade Lao Pan was still very good, looking at the faces carved out of almost the same mold between Yu Mantang and his father, Comrade Lao Pan was excited and nostalgic and remembered the bits and pieces of growing up with Yu Mantang's cheap father since childhood, and then recalled the tangled, bumpy but unforgettable youth of the three of them, and sighed that Yu Mantang had grown so big in a blink of an eye.

But after casually asking if Yu Mantang was married, and getting a negative answer, Comrade Pan's words immediately changed.

"It's just right, it's dawning, you two should go and register now."

Click.

Yu Mantang's jaw immediately fell, and it slammed on the coffee table with a snap, and after a long time, he pointed at himself and Pan Yangdao, who looked shy: "Second uncle, you mean me and my sister?" Rip the certificate to register? Are you kidding me? ”

Comrade Pan shouted with a very serious face: "What are you shouting second uncle?" I don't know that bastard of your father, call uncle! ”

Burst~!

Are you okay? I just talked to him for more than an hour about the little brotherhood that the two grew up bare-assed, and especially emphasized that the two worshiped when they were five years old. Let him call his uncle and don't call his surname, it sounds like calling his neighbors, and he calls his second uncle directly. How is this unfamiliar in the blink of an eye? And what the hell is the name of uncle?

"Okay, yes, but are you mistaken? This is my sister, and we've only known each other for a week, okay? What kind of evidence do you have for us? ”

It's just, right?

Yu Mantang bumped Pan Yang with his shoulder as he spoke, signaling her to be stunned, is it that Comrade Pan has any mental illness, do the two of them need to tie him up first while he hasn't touched the kitchen knife yet?

As a result, Pan Yang just blushed and didn't look over his head and pretended not to know anything.

"Don't look at her, do you know why I've never been married?"

Comrade Pan's words made Yu Mantang raise his eyebrows.

Yes, why?

Now that this world has changed a lot, Uncle Benshan has gone to open Longfeng Villa, which trajectory or luck belongs to him? It fell to Comrade Lao Pan, who can be said to be the first comedy master in sketches and two-person turns. Those people who were familiar in the past, such as Uncle Benshan's apprentices, and the main force of Happy Twist, are now his apprentices, but with his status, he has never been married, and has always been a fan in the entertainment industry.

"That's because I must be your father in my life, and if I can't be a father, I will be your father-in-law!"

Burst~~!

This time, Yu Mantang really wanted to vomit blood, even if it was his physical fitness, he couldn't help but reach out and cover his chest, and only said weakly after a long time: "That, you can be a godfather, I believe my parents they shouldn't object, and they can't object now!" ”

"It's not a kiss, don't do it!"

Yu Mantang was speechless: "...... My father-in-law isn't my father...... My sister is not your own. ”

Who would have thought that Comrade Pan sneered: "Then do you know how I adopted your sister in the first place?" Yangyang, you tell him! ”

"Well, after you were born, my dad saw that you were a boy, and after naming you, he ran to dozens of orphanages and adopted me before you were full moon, saying that he wanted to make it for you...... Do it for you...... Dad, let's talk about it! I'm going to cook for you! ”

Pan Yang stammered for a long time, and couldn't say anything to Yu Mantang at all, and finally ran away under the pretext of making breakfast, covering his blushing pretty face.

"What is there to be shy about this girl?"

Comrade Lao Pan muttered, and then said to Yu Mantang: "Back then, I ran to dozens of orphanages in half a province, and finally picked the most beautiful one that looked like a porcelain doll among countless three-year-old girls and hugged her back. Whether it is appearance or personality, especially age, the female junior holds gold bricks, which is in line with your original surname Jin, and is found according to the standard that can be a daughter-in-law for your boy. It happened to be your full moon when you went through the adoption procedures, so I agreed with your parents that the two of you would get married and have children when you grew up, so your sister is not only your sister, but also your daughter-in-law! ”

Boom!

Yu Mantang subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Although Pan Yang's appearance is not top-notch, in the entertainment industry, where there are many beauties, it can only be said that he is above the qualified line, even among the five beauties in his family, he is only more beautiful than Zhang Lanxin, and he is completely crushed by the other three.

But it is undeniable that although Pan Yang has some shortcomings compared to the above, it is more than enough to compare with the bottom, she is definitely a big beauty, and she is also the kind that is particularly attractive, the more you look at it, the more beautiful she is, at this time, the old Comrade Pan told him that Pan Yang is his daughter-in-law, will Yumantang not swallow saliva? If he doesn't like this, is he still a man?

"You should know that I gave this thing to your parents, but do you know why the scabbard ended up on your sister's body?"

"Why?"

Yumantang has a feeling that he doesn't know whether to think it's good or bad.

"That's because it's a dowry, a dowry from your father's old bastard!"

Really!

If it were any other person, it would be a good thing, but Yu Mantang thought about it, thought about Yaya and Shu Sing, and Yu Mantang still had to choose to refuse.

"Stinky boy, what's wrong with your sister? Not to mention the gentle personality and handsome appearance, but also to make a good meal, you haven't eaten it these days, you don't want such a good girl to give it to you, what are you not willing to do? Believe it or not, I'll take your dad's place, phew, believe it or not, I'll beat you to death in your mom's place? Do you know what it means to be a mother-in-law? ”

Did this old bastard take the wrong medicine? Is there such a way to sell your daughter?

No, this is not a sales pitch anymore, but a forced purchase and sale, okay?

But after all, in this era, it is free love, although it is not really all free love, but at least in terms of registration and obtaining certificates, both parties are still required to agree and voluntarily, even if it is superficial. Obviously, Comrade Pan could not let Yu Mantang give in, and gave up a large area of more beautiful and better forest for the sake of Pan Yang's tree.

"That, second uncle......."

"What are you shouting, second uncle? Either call Uncle or Dad, choose one of the two! Before I became your father-in-law, I was your mother-in-law! ”

Forget it, you are old, I don't have the same knowledge as you, respecting the old and loving the young is a traditional Chinese virtue......

Although he thought so in his heart, and there was a speechless expression on his face, Yu Mantang was indeed very happy in his heart.

Yu Mantang was originally an orphan and had no parents at all, so after returning to reality from the Sui and Tang Dynasties, he knew that he had returned to a few years ago, and there was an original self that lived in the same time and space as himself strangely, but he didn't go back to see his parents, because he was born as an orphan and had no parents at all!

And now I have parents, but I only appear in the memory given by the system, and I don't have the slightest sense of identity at all. Now there is an 'uncle' who has taken the wrong medicine, although it makes people speechless, but it also makes Yumantang feel a little bit at home.

In particular, Comrade Pan's unreasonableness is clearly an order from the closest elders to their own children very naturally and undisguised.

When Yu Mantang refused to get the certificate, Comrade Pan didn't kick it directly because the two hadn't met for more than 20 years, which made Yu Mantang have a little regret.